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- "Hello?"
- "Yo, who dis?"
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- Digital Phreak P1mps
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- !Issue numero dos!
- Edited by Napalmoliv! Procrastinated by Napalmoliv!
- Handcrafted from the best plain text m0ney can buy!
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- Blah blah blah: For educational/humorous purposes only! Don't do any
- of this shit! It's wrong! And mean! And bad! And you'll get a lump of
- coal in your stocking! Besides, we assume no responsibility for your
- lack of common sense, you buck-toothed Garth Brooks talkin' stiff
- legged "I-don't-understand-how-to-operate-a-can-opener"
- type motherfuckers! We mean it!
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-
- "This payphone is turned off between the hours of 7 am and 4 pm.
- No lost change will be refunded."
-
- "Please observe a five minute courtesy limit while
- using this payphone."
- -My high school's Administration
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- Eleeeet Table Of Eleeeet Contents:
- 1. Introduction...........................Napalmoliv
- 2. Hook and Hole..........................hobKnob
- 3. Novell Netware Exploits, Parts 1-4.....Evil_Gremlin
- 4. The Walter Levy Log....................Hatredonalog
- 5. The Mack-Daddy Log.....................Napalmoliv
- 6. How to Get School Comp. Passswords.....Neptunium Overkill
- 7. Exchangin' y0 Broken Tone Dialer.......Napalmoliv
- 8. Free Long Distance for Your SOUL!......Mars
- 9. My Experiences With RCMAC..............Hatredonalog
- 10. Editorial..............................Napalmoliv
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- Introduction....
-
- So. Welcome to Digital Phreak P1mps issue number two. As you may
- as well know, it's late. Four days late, to be precise. Why? Well, so
- happens, there's this thing called WORK. It gets in the way from time
- to time. There's this other thing called HIGH-SCHOOL. Yes, you may
- have heard of these things. One provides a person with income, while
- the other provides you with a bunch of textbooks and a whole lot of
- styrofoam ceiling tiles. Or maybe they both do. It all depends.
-
- And what does all this mean? Well, it means that I took my sweet
- fucking time putting this shit together. And it's barely even telecom-
- related this time! But it's still cool! Or not. I don't know, decide
- for yourself. Whatever. Enjoy.
-
- Your Editor and Employee of the month, Wal-Mart #1184,
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- -Napalmoliv
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- Hook and Hole...a cool vending machine rip
- by hobKnob (behoth@hotmail.com)
-
- Ok...so ya want a snickers bar? fuck that.
- Ok...so ya want 10 snickers, 5 bags o' chips, some life savers a couple
- snackie cakes, some cheesy poofs, and a over priced bag of flaming hot
- peanuts? Read on.
-
- I know what yer thinkin.. "hey, paw, lets you and me go rustle up the
- shotguns, and rob us a 7-11!"
-
- Well... not that I have any problems with that...I suppose it kinda
- lacks the subtlety of smashing into a coke machine with yer truck..
-
- Off topic again...back to subject.
-
- I have never seen a text on this before. In fact, I have never heard of
- anybody besides me and a few friends doing it... It's what I have labled
- the "Hook and Hole" method.
-
- What you need:
-
- #1 1 coat hanger
- #2 1 hand drill (use a manual one, as they don't make any noticable
- noise.. i also reccomend the Fiskers one, as it'll fit in j00
- pocket)
- #3 a loot bag. (I have a nice Milwaukee Journal/Setinal newspaper
- bag bright fuckin yellow)
- #4 a candy vending machine
-
- Now...when nobody is around...or paying attention...go up to the machine
- and drill a hole in the plexiglass some place where it won't be noticed.
- Make sure you use a small drill bit... One barely bigger than the diameter
- of your coat hanger. (What we did was actually drill 4 holes in the glass,
- one in each corner about 1' from the corners. You'll see why later on.)
- Now go back to what ever it was you were doing...
- Come back later with your coat hanger and your loot bag.
-
- Straighten out the coat hanger and make bend in one end of it,
- like so:
-
- -------------------------/
- /
-
- Insert the hook end through the "hole" and use it like a "hook"
- to snag shit from the spiral holders. Just keep pulling the items out and
- droppping it into the receptical... Have a friend stuff it into the
- bag to speed it up.
-
- Pretty simple eh?
-
- -options-
-
- if you're just lookin for a fee treat everyonce in a while.. drill a
- hole
- near the group of food stuffs you will be after.. and go to a hardware
- store and lift one of those small claw things.. they look like this.
-
- | | /
- |o|oooooooooo--
- | | \
-
- open
-
- | |
- |ooo|oooooooooo0
- | |
-
- closed
-
- The outer diameter of the "barrel" is about .25 inches,
- and the whole thing is about 18 inches long. It's also quite
- flexible, as the barrel and such has a spring for the housing.
- Simply reach in...snag what you want...drop it...and your're set-
- a free snack whenever you want!
-
- -Note-
- I suggest drilling 4 or 5 holes in the plexiglass.. one in each corner,
- (6-12" from the edges) and one dead in the center of the glass...
- Not only does it look like ventalation holes, but it lets you get at
- everything in the machine with little difficulty!
-
- Once you got your bag o loot you can do almost anyting with it..
- sell it for prophet...eat it...or just give it away (yeah right).
-
- -hobKnob
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- Novell Netware Exploits- How to use them to your advantage
- by Evil_Gremlin (evil_gremlin@hotmail.com)
-
- Let's face it. Most people who own computers are idiots. To
- compensate for this lack of knowledge, software developers make their
- software more "user-friendly" and easy to use. And the more software is easy
- to use, the easier it is to exploit. Novell Netware is known for being an
- easy-to-use platform that is very secure. I hope to show you that, like
- every good program, it has its flaws. These flaws, if abused correctly, can
- open up security gaps wide enough for Sally Struthers to slide through.
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- O v e r V i e w
-
- 1.) Why Novell Netware?
- 2.) The Basics
- 3.) Accessing Accounts
- 4.) Account Passwords
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- W h y N o v e l l N e t w a r e ?
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- Novell Netware, owning 60% of the market share, is the most common
- platform despite the tireless efforts of both Windows NT and UNIX systems.
- Its extremely fast and reliable File\Print services are major strengths that
- these systems are just now attaining. Netware systems are used because of
- their easy-to-use but powerful environments which can tailor to the needs of
- both system managers and copy-boys.
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- T h e B a s i c s
-
- The success of almost everything in this document depends on the way
- that the network is set up. Not everything will work. In most cases, you
- will need to know the version of Novell Netware that you are using. If you
- don't know it, try running VERSION in the SYS:PUBLIC directory. You need
- some basic knowledge on how a computer operates. Now, I know that very few,
- if any of you are professional hackers. You wouldn't be reading this if you
- were. This isn't the most complete Novell Netware article. I left out some
- details that weren't practical either because they could only be used under
- very slim circumstances or because they don't accomplish enough. This
- document is centered around the intermediate or beginner hacker. Most of the
- programs described in this document come with Netware. Any programs that
- don't will be listed on the last page along with where to find them. I guess
- what I am saying is to sit back and relax.
- In Netware, there are common levels of security that are offered to
- certain users. The security levels and your what you can execute within them
- are listed below:
-
- (1) Not Logged In - Very basic commands, usually programs in the
- SYS:LOGIN directory
- (2) Logged In - Basic commands and programs controlled by
- trustee rights
- (3) Operator - Basic access, control of print queues, a few
- special commands such as FCONSOLE
- (4) Supervisor - Full file system access, control of user
- access, server configurations, and security
- (5) OS Access - Console access, all NLMs and most commands
- typed at the console run at this level,
- partial file access, optional supervisor
- access
- Now, onto accessing the server. When logging in directly (a
- physical console), versions 3.x and 4.x take two very secure measures. They
- both use packet signiture and password encryption techniques. But, to log
- into the server from a remote location using RCONSOLE (Remote Console), all
- thats required is a single password. This is designed so that administrators
- can execute commands as if they are actually at the server console. RCONSOLE
- establishes a session with the server. This is the one major weakness of
- Novell Netware's security. Now, some of the techniques described in this
- document won't work on 4.x versions. This isn't a problem, however, because
- almost everybody still has 3.x versions. Those who do have 4.x versions
- usually still have one or more 3.x servers still being used.
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- A c c e s s i n g A c c o u n t s
-
- As stated in the introduction, people are stupid. When Novell
- Netware is installed, the platform creates a list of default accounts that
- are used for a variety of different things. These accounts are can be used
- as a user name and, without entering a password, provide you with access to
- the server. Keep in mind, however, that smart administrators will have
- disabled these accounts. The following is a list of these common accounts
- and what Netware uses them for.
-
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- SUPERVISOR - Default supervisor-equivilant account
- GUEST - Default account for non-clients to use
- ADMIN - Version 4.x uses it as a default
- account with administrator eqivilance
- USER_TEMPLATE - Version 4.x uses it as a default account for
- testing security or client capabilities
- LASERWRITER - Printing to a second server
- LASER - Printing to a second server
- HPLASER - Printing to a second server
- PRINTER - Printing to a second server
- PRINT - Printing to a second server
- POST - Using a second server for e-mail
- MAIL - Using a second server for e-mail
- GATEWAY - Connecting the server to a gateway machine
- GATE - Connecting the server to a gateway machine
- ROUTER - Connecting the server to an e-mail router
- BACKUP - Used to make tape backups of the server
- WANGTEK - Used to make tape backups of the server
- FAX - Connecting the server to a dedicated fax unit
- FAXUSER - Connecting the server to a dedicated fax unit
- FAXWORKS - Connecting the server to a dedicated fax unit
- TEST - Temporary account usage
- ARCHIVIST - Default account for Palidrome
- WINDOWS_PASSTHRU- Supposably needed for sharing resources
- without a password
- ROOT - Default account for Shiva LanRovers that
- allows for ADMINGUI command-line equivilance
- CHEY_ARCHSVR - Default backup account for Arcserve
- - Password WONDERLAND may be required
- ALT-255 - Less common but works
- NOT_LOGGED_IN - Less common but works
- PC-CLAS_LOGIN_DO_NOT_REMOVE - Less common but works
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-
- Now don't shoot yourself if none of these worked. There are other
- ways to access accounts. If you want to access existing client accounts,
- try going to the SYS:PUBLIC directory and running SYSCON. Go into User
- Information and you will be able to view all defined accounts and their
- user's full name. If this didn't work, try doing the same thing by running
- USERLST.
- If you are using version 4.1, you can use CX to get accounts.
- When 4.1 is installed, the SYS:PUBLIC directory is added to the Root as a
- Trustee. This means that the SYS:PUBLIC sirectory has browse access to the
- entire tree. To utilize this, load all of the VLMs and run CX /T /A /R. You
- won't even have to log in and will be given a list of almost every account on
- the server.
- Many accounts will use its user name as its password. This happens
- when people act like idiots or when accounts are created for users that
- aren't currently using them. These accounts can be view by using CHKNULL.
- CHKNULL will only work if Bindery Emulation is on.
- If none of the above methods have worked, don't bother guessing
- accounts and passwords. Netware will ask you for a password whether the
- user name you entered was valid or not. This can lead to disaster if
- Inturder Detection is turned on. But, if you have a burning desire to do so,
- use ATTACH to log in instead of LOGIN. At least, with ATTACH, you won't be
- asked for a password if the user name wasn't valid.
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- A c c o u n t P a s s w o r d ' s
-
- If you've got an account, you're probably wondering how to get that
- account's password. The files that store the passwords in Novell Netware
- are located in different places in different versions. In versions 2.x and
- 3.x, every object and its properties are kept in bindery files. In 4.x,
- they are stored in an NDS database. Accounts are bindery objects and their
- passwords and user names are properties. The following shows where the files
- are located for each version, the file names, and what attributes, or flags,
- that they have. To access these files, run the Norton Disk Editor with a /M
- parameter. Then, press F2 to view everything in hexadecimal format. Next,
- press Ctrl-S to load the search routine. Enter the file name you're looking
- for and you're done.
-
- VERSIONS LOCATIONS FILE NAMES ATTRIBUTES
- ---------- ----------- ------------ ------------
- 2.x SYS:SYSTEM NET$BVAL.SYS Hidden System
- NET$BIND.SYS Hidden System
- 3.x SYS:SYSTEM NET$VAL.SYS Hidden System
- NET$OBJ.SYS Hidden System
- NET$PROP.SYS Hidden System
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- 4.x In versions 4.x, the password files aren't as easily
- accessible. They can only be viewed through RCONSOLE
- using the Scan Directory option. They will then be
- stored in SYS:_NETWARE and are as follows:
-
- VALUE.NDS NDS Subpart
- BLOCK.NDS NDS Subpart
- ENTRY.NDS NDS Subpart
- PARTITIO.NDS NDS Partition
- MLS.000 License
- VALLINCEN.DAT License Validation
-
- TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FUTURE....(parts 5-8)
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- The Walter Levy Log
- by Hatredonalog
-
- One day I went beiging too early and almost got caught.
- I ran to the closest KwikTrip parking lot payphone. I
- dial a totally random 800 number. And who picks up?
- Walter of course. He asked me who I was and I said
- that I if I did I would have to kill him. he said
- "haha, goodbye!" and hungup. Well, anyways, here is
- a compilation of some of the better calls I made to him.
-
-
- Walter- Walter Levy
- hatred- Excuse me? who is this?
- Walter- Who are you calling?
- hatred- I'm calling, eh, roy.
- Walter- You have the wrong number.
- *click*
-
- Walter (machine)- blah, blah, blah...
- hatred- Yo this is roy, And bitch I want my stuff, you can
- call me back at...
- (picked up in the middle of my recording)
- Walter- Listen up asshole, If you've got something to say,
- say it!
- hatred- uhm, no.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- Man, we need you to get here fast!
- Walter- Excuse me?
- hatred- don't play games with me! OCI fun factory! Dude, the
- tuna turtles fell off their shelves!...
- Walter- haha...
- hatred- ...You don't understand! Their runnning around
- squirting feces all over the customers!
- Walter- haha, goodbye.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- yoyoyo what the dilly0 mo'fo!
- Walter- Stop calling.
- hatred- hell no.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- I'll take 3.
- Walter- You little bastard, stop calling me!
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- hi.
- Walter- Who is this?
- hatred- uh, this is the royal cheese inspector!
- Walter- Yeah right.
- hatred- Really, do you eat a lot of cheese sir?
- Walter- haha, goodbye.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- hello, this is roy, lemme talk to kay!
- Walter- You have the wrong number roy.
- hatred- no i don't.
- Walter- Haha, goodbye.
- hatred- no.
- Walter- no what?
- hatred- no goodbye, fuckface.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter levy.
- hatred- I would like to purchase your services!
- Walter- do you know what this is? it's a mortuary.
- hatred- Good! I think this man here at the other phone is dead!
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter levy.
- hatred- Im dead, come get me or something.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- Roy is dead man.
- Walter- haha, goodbye.
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- You don't understand man! Roy is dead!
- Walter- If you don't stop calling I'm gonna call the police!
- hatred- But roy's dead! dead, dead, dead!
- *click*
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- Roy! roy! roy, roy, roy royroyroy!
- Walter- Roy, you can shove it up your ass!
- hatred- Roy!
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- hello walter, pick up your phone. It won't hurt you
- to pick up your phone. come on...(goes on until recording
- time is over.)
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- yoyoyo mother fucker the DPP 0wns your ass.
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- We 0wn you shithead.
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- y0 what the diilY y0? Tha DPP 0wns your
- sorry ass. Now get off your ass and stop
- being depressed because of all these calls.
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- yes this is thomas cactus with the FBI,
- we're sorry, we aren't going to come over
- and trace these prank calls, the DPP paid
- us off. They 0wn us too.
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- haha, DILLY YO!
- *click*
-
- machine- blah blah blah...*beep!*
- hatred- is your milk good? Mine isn't! I need
- some new milk!@!# so get your ass over
- here and gimme some more milk!@#$
-
- Walter- Walter Levy.
- hatred- YeeeeO!
- Walter (sounding scared) Is this roy?
- hatred- Hell no, don't you remember? roy died.
- *click*
-
- Well, anyways you can tell I had some fun with this
- guy. I don't know where he lives or anything. I am
- not able to call his number from my area anymore, it
- gives me a recording. Now I have to find someone new
- to harrass until they cry...
-
- -Hatredonalog
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- The Mack-Daddy Log
- by Napalmoliv (napalmoliv@yahoo.com)
-
- It all started one rainy day in November...GTE had recently installed
- two shiny new payphones in my high school...one right next to the cafeteria.
- So, as usual, me n' Evil_Gremlin had nothing better to do...so I called up
- an ANAC, got the payphone's number (GTE's leaving them off these days?!),
- and whipped out my cell phone....
-
- (No offense to all you P.C. white suburban gangsters.)
-
- Girl: Hello?
- Napalmoliv: YO! Whad up in the muthafuckin' hey-ouse?
- G: What? Who is this?
- N: Dis-is tha Mack Daddy, who-my talkin' to?
- G: Um, this is a payphone, um...
- N: I don' care, I's lookin fo' sum weed!
- G: Some what?
- N: Weed, muthafucka, you heard me!
- G: But, but this is a payphone in a school!
- N: Hey, y'all know Tyrone?
- G: Um, no. Who are you looking for?
- N: I SAID I'm lookin' for some action!
- G: But this is a high school!
- N: I know, bitch, I like 'em young!
- G: (hands phone to friend)
- Other Girl: Hello?
- N: Hey, muthafucka, whad up?
- OG: Um, I dunno?
- N: What the fuck? Where's Ty-rone at?
- OG: Um, like my friend said, we don't know Ty-
- N: Look, I can't be playin' games! I need ta' buy me some weed!
- OG: Um, I don't think I can help you...
- N: Bullshit! Where's Tyrone at?
- OG: Look, I don't know who you're...
- N: Fuck this, I gots me a schedule!
- OG Um...
- N: Peace out, brotha!
-
- If YOU want to practice your Ghetto-Slang, call 608-835-9906
- sometime around noon.
-
- -Napalmoliv
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- How to get the password to your school's internet account
- by Neptuium Overkill (quixilver@mailexcite.com)
-
-
- WARNING: Do not attempt this during a technology class because a few of those
- teachers know what they're doing...so try it in another teacher's room with a
- computer. Also do not attempt this if your school has a program called
- WinShield.....it will not let you run a program that is not on the start menu.
-
- INTRO: Getting your school's internet password is a very simple procedure which
- can be easily done by anyone who can run a program. It is probably considered
- an imature lamer activity by "L33T" people, but hell, why pay for internet
- access when you can use your school's account at home for free?
-
- PROCEDURE: Download a Windows Keystroke Logger at
- http://www.amecisco.com/ik97v12s.exe. Copy it to a disk and bring it with you
- to school. OK, now go up to your teacher and ask if you can use the internet
- for a science project or something. Slide in your disk and execute the keystroke
- logger. Set it so it runs in background mode (So you can't see it on the
- taskbar or when you hit CTRL+ALT+DEL). The above program has this feature and
- is the best keystroke logger that I have found, so use it, foo. OK, now open
- the Windows 95 dialer. If there is a password typed in with Save Password
- checked, uncheck it and delete what's in the password field. If there is no
- password in the password field, you're set. OK, now get your teacher and say
- that there is no password typed in. They will say OK and come to the computer
- and type it in. They will hit connect and leave the computer. Wait until they
- are not looking, then spring open the keystroke logger and viola! the school's
- internet password for you to do whatever you want with it. Have Phun!
-
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- Exchanging y0 Broken Tone Dialer
- by Napalmoliv (napalmoliv@yahoo.com)
-
- In my various electronic tinkerings, I have destroyed not one, but two
- Radio Shack 33 number memory tone dialers. Why? because they're cheap, flimsy
- pieces of dog shit that somehow sell for $25. Well, suppose you break the
- switches... or you drop it down the stairs...or you try to install the
- "redbox" crystal with an electric meat carver. At any rate, your tone dialer
- still LOOKS perfect on the outside, but is a big pile of solder and silicon
- on the inside. What to do? Collect aluminum cans? Maybe. Sell your spare
- tire? Sure. But the fact remains- you just lost $25. SO, to help rectify
- the situation, you will EXCHANGE it for a new one, or better yet get $25.00
- cash back.
-
- First off, when you first buy the thing, don't give 'em your real
- name/address, in case they catch on later.
-
- The first tricky part is keeping the tone dialer perfect. No scratches
- or stripped screws. Put everything back inside the casing, all nice and neat.
- The next thing you'll need is your reciept. It also must be less than 30
- days old! Otherwise, you're screwed.
-
- From here on out, it's just like the old modem scam. But there's two
- routes you may take:
-
- A. To get another dialer, simply tell the Radio Shack clerk that it "doesn't
- work". Chances are, they won't open it up, they'll just give you a new
- reciept and a new dialer. This is the safer of the two options. Radio
- Shack's policy does NOT allow a customer to get a refund if merchandise
- is defective- only an exchange for a similar item.
-
- B. To get your money back, you must tell them that you changed your mind.
- However, the Sales-Dork will now carefully inspect your cannibalized dialer
- to make sure that it appears to be saleable. They might try it out with
- batteries- when they find that it doesn't work, simply tell them,
- "I never even opened the package" and say stuff like
- "wow, I'm glad I returned it!"
-
- Good luck, and please try to be more careful next time!!
-
- -Napalmoliv
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- Free Long Distance for Your SOUL!
- by Mars (mars@frontiernet.net)
-
- I was bored today so I decided to prank someone. I looked up a random
- name, Mary Groweski (something like that). This is a transcript of one
- of the funniest pranks I've made (I was also pissed at AT&T). Enjoy!
-
- Mary: Hello?
- Me: Hi, this is Matt, from AT&T
- Mary: Yes?
- Me: We have a new long distance plan, and we think you would be VERY
- interested
- Mary: What is it?
- Me: AT&T will give you 5 years of free long distance calls!
- Mary: Really? Why?
- Me: Because you are a VALUED costumer
- Mary: That's all?
- Me: Yup, well, that and we want your soul
- Mary: Excuse me?
- Me: We'll just send you a little contract, sign on the dotted line,
- and...
- Mary: Contract? For what?
- Me: Your Soul
- Mary: My soul?!?
- Me: Yes, 5 years of free long distance calls for your little old soul!!!
- Mary: Ummm, Ahhhh, I'm sorry, I can't
- Me: but WE WANT YOUR SOUL!! AT&T NEEDS SOULS TO LIVE! MWA-HA-HA-HA!
- Mary: No, No, No!
- <Mary hangs up>
-
- Damn, it was funny.
-
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- My Experiences with RCMAC
- by: Hatredonalog (hatredonalog@hotmail.com)
-
- I've only had a few experiences with rcmac. They were
- not pleasant ones either. I am going to tell you a few
- pointers and tips and things they say, general inform-
- ation. I will not tell you, however, _how_ to access
- rcmac. If I give it out, it will porbably be shut-down
- and non of us want that now do we? So no number for
- all you little kiddies out there, I got it, so why can't
- you?
-
- A brief Explanation of What RCMAC is:
-
- RCMAC stands for Recent Change Memory Administrative
- Center. From this you can add special services like
- Three-Way calling, CallerID, and such. You can also
- Put trouble flags on people's lines and they won't
- be able to use their phone service.
- RCMAC is one great big thing. It's not just local,
- or something like that. You can do stuff to people
- in other states if your smooth enough. The only
- exception is where GTE is the RBOC. They use the
- Mark System, and I don't know much about this, so
- therefore I won't get into it. Well, anyways its
- a big Switch database and it is very powerful. It
- resides under the SOPC (Service Order Provisioning
- Center) along with LAC and NAC.
-
-
- On with the article you say?...
-
- The first time I called rcmac they were not nice. I
- somehow get the feeling that Ameritech hires the
- meanest operators for this job, but it's probably
- just them trying to keep us from playing with it.
-
- First off, you will probably not get anywhere from
- calling rcmac. You will need a work order to do
- anything. If you can get around that (easy enough, just
- tell them that you left it in your truck) then your
- in another pickle. They are going to ask you for your
- name and employee number (get these trashing) and then
- for your mobile phone number to confirm it. Even if
- you do have they're mobile number (which I do) your
- shit out of luck. This is because if you give it to
- them, and they call the lineman you are impersonating,
- he's gonna say "What? Hell no I didn't want DTF put on
- 920-830-6624!"
-
- Now I imagine that this can be avoided by giving them
- the number of the payphone next to you or your own
- cell (sounds dangerous though.)
-
- If you bullshit them enough, they will either get the
- MA on the line and have security trace the call, at
- which point you will never get anywhere. They will
- probably be on the watch for supisious calls for a
- while, but that's probably just paranoia on my part.
-
- On one occaison they asked me who my supervisor was,
- and I pronounced it wrong, and they got all bitchy
- again. So, before you call know your shit. know it.
-
-
- One thing you can do (I got this from a file by Brain-
- phreak, so it's not original unforunately) is tell them
- you so-and-so at another rcmac, in my case the eau claire
- rcmac. It'll go something like this, hopefully:
-
- rcmac- hello, this is so and so, how may i help you?
- phreak- hello, this is the eau claire rcmac and our
- computers are down. my supervisor told me to
- place a trouble ticket on <line number here>.
- Can you do that for me?
- (if they aren't doing dialtones, you should be set.)
- rcmac- yes i can.
- phreak- thank you.
- *click*
-
- Dialtones is when they check to see if there is a
- dialtone on your line or not. If your up at like
- 3 AM on a conf and you hear clicks for no appearant
- reason it's prolly that. otherwise it's some little
- punk tapping into your line.
-
- If you do succeed in getting rcmac to do something
- for you... you might want to know Lineclass codes.
-
- Heres A small list of Lineclass codes:
- ESF=speed calling
- CWT=Call Waiting CFB=Call Forwarding Busy
- CFV=Call Forwarding
- TWC=Three Way Calling
- TTC=Touch Tone Dialing (fun to remove)
- UNA=No Long Distance
- PXX=Block All Long Distance services
- CHD=Centrex
- CPU=" "
- ACB=Auto Call Back
- FRE=Free Calling
- DTF=Payfone
- CFD=Coinless Charge a call
-
- Line Problems:
-
- NDT=No DialTone
- CC=Cant Call
- DTWD=DialTone While Dialing
- CH=Cant Hear
- CBH=Cant Be Heard
-
-
- Well, have phun! Until next article...
-
- -Hatredonalog
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- Editorial: "Destructo-Rant"
- by Napalmoliv
-
- So I'm sitting around, browsing through alt.phreaking. All the time,
- pretty much every other day- there's some idiotic post about destryoing
- "Ma Bell". Well, I've got some opinions about that.
-
- Phreaking is NOT destroying the phone system. Phreaking is about learning
- it, using it, loving it. Get it right. Going out and stealing a payphone does
- not make you a "phreak" either. Stealing the payphone, learning every detail
- of how it operates and having a greater UNDERSTANDING of the phone system
- might. (note the use of the word MIGHT, rather than WILL.)
-
- Learn from the old, build the new...
-
- Blueboxing, redboxing, most (all) other forms of "boxing" and phreaking
- were NOT developed by driving around with a bunch of fuck-up stoners on
- saturday night, dumping acid on payphones or other stupid vandalism shit. So
- cut it out. Ripping the handset off that phone? Stop. Think. You = Stupid.
-
- I walk up to the payphone. Everything's intact. It's not busy. It's off
- the beaten path. No drug dealers. No stoners. Cool. Maybe I'll learn
- something cool tonight.
-
- Napalmoliv, Signing off...
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- "This payphone is turned off between the hours of 7 am and 4 pm
- because we here at the administration are fascists. And by the way,
- we're gonna need that quarter for another case of Depends(tm) Adult
- Undergarments."
-
- "Please observe a five minute courtesy limit while both GTE and
- the administration fuck you up the ass simultaneously."
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