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- Magazine
- This phile dated 10/03/1994
-
- Volume 5, Issue 3
-
- You can always find BTR on PsychoTron BBS OR AWOL 518-383-1369
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-
- How to merc shit from Radio Shack
- by: Ramon!
-
-
- Part One - Security:
-
- Ha! What a joke! There is no security whatsoever at ANY Radio Shack I've ever
- seen. There are no magnetic alarms at the door,that thing that beeps as you
- enter the store is just to let employees (who are probably goofing off in
- back) know that there's someone coming in or out. Go ahead, stuff your
- pockets when no one's looking and walk out. They'll never know!
-
- Cameras? Not! If a Radio Shack has a camera, there is only ever one and
- it can't cover the whole store. Find the camera, which is usually in full
- view, and steal shit from where it's not pointing. Even if you get filmed,
- most likely they'll never know what you stole is missing until they've
- already re-used the tape! Another tip is to go at the end of the day just
- after they've been open for 8 1/2 hours. By then the VHS tape will have run
- out and stopped recording. Employees are either too busy or too lazy to
- change it anyway. Most of the time they forget to start the tape at all!
-
- Part Two - Tactics:
-
- I suggest you go in with at least one or more partners. However, if you go
- in alone, Go when it's packed with people looking at expensive shit like
- computers. They'll keep the salesmen occupied while you rob them blind.
- Radio Shack employees are REQUIRED to greet you when you enter the store and
- offer you help. To get rid of them, act slightly rude and tell them that
- you can find what you're looking for yourself. That will get rid of them
- for good and they'll return to goofing off.
-
- If you've got a couple of accomplices (I suggest three people total), go to
- one of the strip plaza stores (mall stores are riskier because they have more
- employees). Strip plaza stores usually only have two employees working at the
- same time, and if you're lucky there will only be one. Find the deadest
- store possible. Have the person with the light fingers go in first, be rude
- to the saleman and then go skulk in the corner with all the resistors and
- shit. The salesmen work on commission and hate people who buy .99 cent shit.
- Have the second and third person arrive shortly afterward (remember: you
- don't know each other!!!). Have these people distract the salesmen by
- inquiring about expensive products (not the ones you want to steal obviously)
- Ask dumb questions like technical specifications and when the salesman can't
- answer them, demand to see the manual for it! This will cause the person to
- go digging around the disorganized stock room for a while trying to find the
- box for it. One down. Another tactic is to ask for a demonstration. Two
- down! While these idiots are distracted, the first person is free to fill up
- his coat or whatever with valuable merchandise! I've seen people get out of
- there with VCRs, CD Players, cordless phones, even a fax machine! Radar
- detectors and scanners are the easiest, though, so you might want to start
- with them. The sale displays by the door just beg you to rob them! Some
- even have full boxes that you can return without a receipt and exchange for
- what you really want. They do require a receipt for cash back, tho'.
-
- The only danger that you should possibly worry about is someone in back
- watching the camera monitor. Easily found out if you call the store from a
- payphone during the robbery and see if someone other than the people up front
- answers. (also a great distraction!)
-
- Part Three - Disclaimer:
-
- ***ATTENTION!*** If you are stupid enough to get caught doing this, then
- you deserve to go to jail! It's so fucking easy, though, a moron could do
- it. Nonetheless, I take absolutely no responsibility for anything that might
- happen to you, so go ahead and tell 'em I told you to do it. They'll probably
- laugh in your face.
-
- Please do not modify this file in any way shape or form. You got this file
- from Another Way of Life - (518) 383-1369. Kall for other kool shit.
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