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THIS one's for YOU!! --------------------------------------------------------------- You will NOT hear from us again unless you ask for more information. Please forgive this intrusion if you are not interested, but JOIN FUN LOVING ADULTS FOR a new incredible money making disk!! We'll keep this short, but this might be of interest to you. --------------------------------------------------------------- You CAN make money with your computer, at home, part-time, on the internet! NO COST TO YOU, WHATSOEVER! 110% guaranteed! A business all set up with nothing to die for, melts in your mouth and nothing to pay for! A FREE business Webpage! Yes, COMPLETELY FREE! NO inventory to stock! NO selling! NO telephone soliciting! NO ads to place! And NO SPAM! And an income stream that is built automatically with monthly checks mailed directly to you. For more information just reply to this note. And again, if you're not interested, my apologies. I wish you success and happiness in all that you do. WELCOME TO ATI 94. Activist Times, Incorporated's only NEWSRANT for the first Saturday after the full moon. (the one that made all the tides way high by the way...) It's 5:30pm and we're early for tomorrow night or late for last sunday depending how you look at it. hello there. I'm prime anarchist and I'm the editor of this 11K opinion page you've come to know and love. I can't believe we're more than 94 weeks/months or years old. Wow. I've named this issue SUPERSPAM. You'll understand why pronto. By the way, this spamcarving (tm) brought to you by P A P. / / / Prime Anarchist Productions. I was marco in this. Also I was the Minarsei Prackt, and the Peter Benchley and who remembers who else? Yes I was on the receiving end of this. It was tolerable, and revenge was sweeter than you could ever imagine. A whole different kind of revenge from what I would've considered 5 years ago. 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The main reason I am trying this is to see if I could scratch my butt, oops... find a quick way to PAY OFF my vicious bill collecting knids. Pernicious, they. I have researched these programs and had a few basic questions. Q - First of all is it legal (think about it before you delete this...) A - I believe that it is because postal laws state that you must recieve a product or a service for an exchange of money. In this case, you recieve 4 valuable high-speed rails from AMTRAK that you have the right to reproduce and sell yourself to all the ends of the earth. (Mother???) Q - Why cant I just put my name on the list and do the program without actually sending the orginal members on the list $5 each. A - 2 reasons. First, you will not have the reports that you need to distribute when people want to buy the reports from you. Second, you will not receive near the reponse in CASH if you jump in the list. Besides, 300% money back guarantee. Lastly, Now! End your money problems!!! 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It does not require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house, except to eat some spinach. If you believe that some day you will get that lucky moment, now is it. The Freedom Kit (tm) works perfectly...140% EVERY TIME! THOUSANDS of people have used this program to raise capital to start their own sausage grinding machine. Chrome. Beautiful. Or like Billy Crystal says, "Mah Velous." Please do not read any further unless you need LOTS of money, want to run a business, pay off debts, buy homes, cars, etc., even retire! This is your chance, so don't pass it up. OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM Basically, this is what we do: (lie, cheat, steal, rape the land. It's all there. We do it ALL for you...) We sell thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs us next to nothing to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level businesses, you'll someday be arrested. But we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products quickly before anyone dies or calls the better business bureau. Every state in the U.S. allows you to recruit on-campus, military installations gerentology wards -- virtually everywhere there's lots of people stupid enough to consider this. The product in this program is a series of four business and financial reports. Each $5.00 order you receive by "snail mail" will include lots of smelly old cheese from France. You also get the e-mail address of the sender. To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer. THAT'S IT!... Nothing else to do. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY! Let's face it, the profits are worth it! THEY'RE TREMENDOUS!!! YIKES!! ZHOINKS!!! So go for it. Remember the 4 points and we'll eat YOU at the top! ******* I N S T R U C T I O N S ******* This is what you MUST do: 1. Read the enclosed program. 2. Read it again. IMPORTANT--DO NOT alter the names, or their sequence other than instructed in this program! Or you will be scaphismed by wild vermin who carry deer ticks. Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving the one that was there down to REPORT #2. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 to REPORT #4. The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is dropped off the list and is NO DOUBT on the way to the bank. When doing this, please make certain you eat lots of peas with your E-Coli on a bun!!! Also, DO NOT move the Report/Product positions! 3. Take this entire program text, including the corrected names list, and shove it up your ass. (sorry.I couldn't help that one.On a roll -ed.) 4. Now you're ready to start a massive advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive, but there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to hang your hat. Another avenue which you could use email ads like the one you are reading now. There are many bulk email companies that will advertise for you. Use any search engine to find them. Use keywords like "I fell for this" or "do me too." START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN AS SOON AS YOU CAN. prime, Call Now, it is a Must Do! ************************** DATE LINE ************************** NO LUCK IN FINDING THAT SPECIAL DATE? NEED SOMEONE RIGHT NOW??? Call 1-900 289-1077 NOW! And after you are connected just enter one of the following numbers: 6165, 6166, 6167 or 6168 *************************************************************** ************************** CHAT LINE ************************** GUYS!! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! WE'RE LIVE AND WAITING! CALL!! Call 1-900 255-0900 NOW! 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NO monthly purchases -- NO billing -- NO meetings -- Lead generating and $$$$ making software program!!! Simple and easy to do. Download a FREE evaluation copy today - absolutely no obligation. An entire "Bulldada on a disk", THIS IS NOT MLM. Even if it looks like spam NEED MORE INFORMATION? Just reply to this message with "I M Sucker" in the subject line and you will receive complete information soon! DOWNLOAD THE PROGRAM, CHECK IT OUT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE????!!!! Besides your sole. Two years ago the corporation I worked for dowsized. I sent out 100,000 emails and I received 11,700 $5 bills in 1 week!!! So many I had to Throw some away. Thank you. <><><><><><> Contributors<><><><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><> to this public domain<><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><><><><><><> research article<><><><><><><><><> 1) abanks@nevwest.com <><><><><><><><><> (not for profit:) 2) slender@juice4u.net <><><><><><><><><> 3) friends@public.com 4) visioncrt@mindspring.com 5) waynesmail@earth.link.net 6) busmkt@hotmail.com 7) recruit@lostvegas.com 8) food@mkt-america.com 9) adatta@datta.cl 10) erikp@worldonline.nl 11) iconslut@lostvegas.com 12) kelkris@aol.com 13) chip@aol.com 14) asudjx8u@8quaj6.net 15) chip@neo.lrun.com 16) cham@ascella.net keo keo keo keo keo keo keo keo keo - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo! Company CEO 94 pay 95 pay 96 pay % change (wouldn't know I - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - been playin w/ GE John Welch 15M 30M 40M 165 spreadsheets US Surgical L Hirsch 2M 2.6M 21M 876!!! lately, wuddja??) GTE Charles Lee 6M 8.2M 12M 94 Tenneco Dana Mead 6M 5M 8.5M 40% General Re R. Fergusun 4.9M 5.2 6.2 36 Union Carbide W Joyce 2.6M 4.5 6 129% (you do the rest, eh? Xerox P Allaire 11M 11 5 -49 (I'll give you that one TQ) Pitney Bowes G Harvey 3.4M 4 4.8 Tosco T O'Malley 1.7M 2.5 4.2 Hubbell GJ Ratcliffe 2.7M 3.1 4M UST Vinnie Gierer 3.4M 3.2 3.5 (***key. M= millions. Not mandarin oranges***) Due to Low Real-Time Turnout Last Semester the James Merrill School of Mytho Philo Sophico Anthropo Morphico Poetiks Klub will meet in cyberspace Fridays at midnite. http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/merrill.html (that was your underweight pap #'s run by the way. Prepare for an awesome calendar new week.) I'll end this missive with a poem. You're probably hip to the routine by now. It's poem # 22 from Marco's "I SLURP MY COFFEE: a 33 Poem Poetry Book" Published and Copyrighted 1995. JOURNAL POEM 22 Army, the only place I know Where ladies room's nothing More than a men's room with The urinals duct-taped shut. Cedar wood and mud warm and Cozy... toasty dry despite Winter under and above clay. How do you reclaim a uranium Mine?!? City park? Golf - Course?? Sod farm??? Coffee and a warm sweetroll At Tuba City Truck Stop. If your herb garden grows Slow and late it's a thyme delay. Did you know that "wonton" Spelled backwards is "not now?" What d'ya call a whatchamacallit Shop? Just that. Last All-Hallows-Eve the baby Sitter went as a leather mouse What're you?? I'm a mud bog. Or was that a ground hog? Tse Bonito and Window Rock... Ancient tourist traps... Oraibi... the oldest... Taos, Tuscon, or Taylor... Which is trendier? Electric cello: like Woodie Guthrie Walking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's Luscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X. C&W music in a major way... Conway Twitty's where I get Off this ride. & change channels. 6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at The Russian Lady restaurant. Que concept... like cranberry nut Frybread. Paul Harvey is like the Faded fotocopy of Will Rogers. Woke up with either pigsnot and Venom, vim and vinegar or Just A whole bunch of vigorous Vitality. Or was it just the Vidal Sassoon??? Homemade blood sausage. Takes guts To eat. Taste good, like a tender Spinach leaf. I'd try anything Once... that was my once, like a Sliced intestine full of leftovers. If squash is 1 of the 3 sisters, She must be the short one. Bacitracin can't compete w/ pinon pine sap. And JC Penier, clothier to the Mallrat knows nothing of KMarticus, The bluelight king of Upholstry; Neither knows thing of braintanning. So Navajo Nation's only radio station Plays hit kicking country. Western. You know you need a bath when The sheep won't let you in the pen if even 2 let them out. <><><><><><><><>***<><><>***<><><>***<><><><><><><><><> This has been an issue of ATI in conjunction junction with Prime Anarchist Productions. You can subscribe to a forever (unless you unsubscribe of course) free subscription of the scribbles herein by sending SUBSCRIBE ATI to the following address: listserv@brazerko.com send all contributions, constructions, constraints and concert clips to ati@etext.org And as always (at least this year!!!) see us on our brand NEW FREE web page. http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html All hate mail should be addressed to us with a proper accurate return address and 1) Leave the top right corner completely blank. 2) Open the rectangular receipt in your mailbox 5 days later. 3) Read it. 4) Read it a SECOND time. 5) Throw it away smiling or frowning (your choice.) That's how we get even. Especially if you're not too bright. (the end)