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3-12-97   ATI 70    ACTIVIST TIMES, INTENTIONAL


It's Wednesday, 1am my time. You're more than likely on the eastcoast of
"etats unidas" so your time'll be 2. Why, you might ask the 3 day delay
getting this e-paper out?
   Well, 2 things mainly. 5 days ago I found this little laptop in the
   donation pile and I've been bebopping around on it most of my waking
   hours ever since. That was one thing. Oh, the other,midterms midterms
   midterms. Spring break cannot get here fast enough. (I will NOT I
   repeat, will NOT be going to Flouride-A phort laud-ginger-dale this
   spring break, so anyone near there please send any bikini reports to:

   [e-mail])

   So that's why this issue is belated. You'll like it though- it's just
   chock full of stuff.

   As always a subscription is totally free. Send the following message to:

[e-mail]


SUBSCRIBE ATI

An issue will come to you approximatedly every week.
    That's it for the editors notes for now, let's away to the PAP #'s run.
       -prime-


1-800-meatout. free stickers.
1-800-424-9090 is no longer the White House Press office. For all you newz
hounds. It is now Burt Wolf Gatherings and Celebrations.
1-800-barricade is a very busy bookstore.
1-800-blackout is free books I'm told. I haven't been able to verify that.
Anyone game?
1-800-bar-9090 asks you for your 4 digit pin #
1-800-414-9090 order a new Singer Starlet hand held sewingmachine.
1-800-404-9090 International Express incall/outcall service.Beverly Hills.

http://www.gunnyragg.com/hisshoes.htm
http://scim.co.uk.new/winona
http://www.paradise.net/sergiotv/wwp.html
http://www.worldmedia.com/archive/year/year.html
http://www.iceberg.anchorage/net/users/tonedef/hotlist.html
http://futurec.taylor.org/docs/fc_faq.txt
http://129.210.173.19
http://sun.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
http://www.nepenthes.com/plants/cannabis/potgrow_2.html
http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/squat
http://mediafilter.org
http:///internet.roadrunner.com/~ebwest/peace.html

alt.society.anarchy  is still very active: alt.society.ati is not.
Any interested engineers??? volunteers? For now frequent the other alts, eh?

CALENDULAR
March 20, 1997. Great American Meat Out.
April 7, 1997  50th anniversary of Ford's death.
April '97.  8th annual memorial service for ABBIE HOFFMAN. Date:TBA.


QUICK REVIEW
BeeGees Unplugged on VH-1 is like diet water.
And I'm not taking that any farther.

Let Us from out there:

Feb 11, 1997
Dear Mr. Anarchist,
This letter is to offer you a payment arrangement regarding your existing
telephone bill balance of $160,719.60. You can choose settlement in the
amount of $5,000 or payment schedule on the full balance at $40.00 per
month until the balance is paid in full.
Please make your check or money order payable to:
West capital finanacial services corp.
5775 Roscoe Court
San Diego, CA 92123-1356
Please sign and date the bottom portion of this letter and return it to the
above address with a check or money order.
THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED
FOR THAT PURPOSE.
   (ed. note. Is my math right, or do they want this disputible debt paid
   off in 334.8 years at their suggested pace???)

Thank you Prime Anarchist for hitting our HOME PAGE. You will find some
interesting things out about the market of cochineal in the Canary Islands.
There are about 200 Has of plantations of cactus in Lanzarote, but today
the farmers are working in only 60 Has. It means that the crop can reach up
to 12.000 kgrs p.a. Although it doesn't rain very much over our islands,
this year 1996 it was raining a lot, and all the cactus of the island were
ready to be infested with the insects during this summer. It means that it
will be possible to export around 12 TONS of dried cochineal per annum, are
you ready to buy???
We will keep sending you new information about our production. Please order
often and order a lot.
     Due to the big quantity of messages that we have received
   If you are interested to buy from us, we have prepared small consingments
   of 50 and 100 grs of "dried cochineal" that you will receive by mail.
   (ed. note: can you send me some bugz-free snapple???)

Marc-0,
Wow man. I mean like, I just finished Bukowski and here's your shit.
Bukowski's got nothing on you man like, I mean all he talks about is
fucking and you'll talk about ANYthing.
Good stuff, Marc. (grin)


AES
c/o marco
210 mitchell st
suite-f
Groton, Conn. 06340

Sirs:
Thought you'd get a kick out of this.
enc. please find words to "Bell Pie" written by Chesire Catalyst
also enc. please find a listing of everyone who purchased your number
[phone] after your infomaniack bbs went down.
Seems people kept subscribing for that number and then turning their fone
off. 2 or 3 a year!!!
Sincerely,
j0nez
king of f00lz

ps: Chesire Catalyst, Managing editor of TAP magazine staged his own death
in 1984 to avoid paying taxes. IRS is charging his mom back taxes for all
the income he would've made had he been alive. His mom is sending the
notice to Guinness Book of World Records, claiming that the IRS has the
most "Balls" of any major corporation in America today.

Wharl, tha's da lettuce sex-yun.
AS per usual: address all correspondence to
prime anarchist productions.
[e-mail]


THE DAY CHRIS ELIOT TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF
          by marc weisenheimer
I was sitting at IHOP in Groton, Connecticut with my friends George and
Deanna (names have been changed to protect the guilty) it was about
2:45 a.m.
   5 or 6 booths away this guy who we were certain looked exactly like
   Chris Eliot was sipping a mug from 2 caraffes of coffee and
   "I'm not gonna ask him, you ask him," George told me.
   "Nuh, uh." I declined. "You do it."
   "I'll go do it," Deanna said obviously more "ballsed" than either of us.
   She came back with his autograph on a napkin and whispered to both of us
   leaning over the table toward each other,
   "he said if we don't make a big scene he'll sign his name. Look. It
   IS him."
   So naturally, I stood right up, looked him square in the eye and said
   with a big huge toothy smile, crowns and fractured cuspids and
   everything, "Hey Chris Eliot. It's 3am in Groton Connecticut in an
   International House of Pancakes. Get a Life!!!"
   "Fuck You!" he shouted getting up slapping a 20 down on the table and
   leaving out the door before his tuna melt even got there.
   That was the day Chris Eliot told me to go fuck myself. So put
   that in your brush-with-greatness-pipe and smoke it, mr. david letter-
   number-and-expletives-man.



STOP INJUSTICE
    STOP
THE BOYS IN
    BLUE
       by Stv and the Crew

    Nothing better to do with their time?
    Power freaks that mourn for youth to bust, for silly things like
skateboarding, creating lies about you and your friends. You tell me, do
they really mean:
TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE?
    In the 80's the saying was "SKATE OR DIE". Well, welcome to De Pere,
Wisconsin, where instead of skate or die, it goes something like SKATE AND
DIE. At least that is how the cops see it.
    Winter time, yes a break from sore legs, bruises, busted up bones,
and torn skin. All these things are great to get away from for the season,
but the greatest thing is four to five months without the 5-0 on your every
move. Or so you think.
    Walking to work (in the snow) a cop, yes a cop pulls up, I fling my
smoke, and exhale as quick as possible, no he did not see me smoking, or
doing anything illegal, besides a little jay walking, when all of a sudden
this cop is trying to tell me I am in some kind of "skate boarding gang."
    What in the hell is  a skateboarding gang? I skate for me. My
friends skate for themselves. It's fun, it's a good waste of time and it is
a good way to express yourself, it is NOT a gang. It is not some kind of
religious cult, it is not my F U statement to the world. We skate alone, we
skate together, it doesn't matter, it is all good clean fun.
Stv Srubas

Just a note to the cops:
    You are adults, think that way, can't you see a difference between
us and the gangsters? We stand for something, and it is not very easy to
express your opinion when you're locked down by the 5-0, cut us the slack
we deserve.
    We have the right to think for ourselves. If you strip us of
everything we have, we still have our minds, our dignity, so it is
worthless to keep taking what is mine because you will never get from me
what you really want; so stop trying; fight the system. End the system.
Love:
Stv and the Crew


JOURNAL POME 1
    by prime anarchist. previously published in a 33-poem book of
poetry entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." (c)1995

Fireguard schmireguard, I'm in the
Choir. Colorado 1st impression:
Kansas border from plane-- looks like a
Rock; trees and houses stuck on it.
Ski's suitcases like huge
Musket carrying bags.
Sight landing in plane?
300 miles of beach sand.
Welcome to the semi-desert.

Dry mouth, nose bleeding off & on
For 16 hours. Short of breath
On a 1 flight staircase.
Sore muscles ail all morning. From walking??
Saltless water, oxygenless air; a
Bouyanciless jellyfish float in a lake.
Responseless foto-gray glasses just stay
Dark. Closer to the sun? Crisp papertowels
And toilet paper you can write on.

Coffee houses everywhere. One 4 each 7-11.
Aztec cooking all around. Empty rivers not
Flowing under bridges; called a wash.
Jasmin tea and onion bagel in
Ice cream parlour; ice cream
And coffee in bagelteria. Lemon
Zinger tea in mason jar over ice.

"ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAIKU:
Or Sign On Wall":
DON'T DRINK AND ROCK CLIMB--
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD
YOUR LIQUOR. GOOD DAY.
This has been ATI 70.
dedicated to James Ingram Merrill
Dead: gone; still with us
Poiesies In Our Pockets.

address all correspondence to:
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