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ti3 #3 /-------------------------------- / Welcome to the next issue / / of ATI, Activist Times, / / incorporated. / / Brought to you by pap / / /// / --------------------------------/ 27July, 1988 This issue will be released august 3rd, but any subscribers will get it early. Consider yourself elite. And, by the way; if you are a lamer, please erase this file before reading it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .publisher: prime anarchist president and general electrician: . .fah- q. board of directors: prime anarchist,. .fah-q, dos deferret, chevy driver, connecticut censorship bureau, the . .medejeen columbian cocaine cartel, and King George the 40th. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. This particular issue is specially dedicated to Supernigger, the jack off all bridges, master at none. /----------/ Xan orationX / / One would think he could X 7-23-88 X call a bridge without / / being surrounded by ----------- lamers. He thought he could avoid being with dweebs. He figured people would be polite and Mature enough to keep away from silly "Tic-tac-toe-tones" You know, the pound sign. But nooooooooooooooooooo. Well, that's ok. I'll just get revenge. That's all. It's, no. It's... can it be??? it's, Hmmm, it's... SAMURAI PHONE PHREAKER!!! ............... another oration ............... Que es "free enterprise"? Que es "central intelligence". Intelligente del central? Si! Si! Es mui facile. Que es "political suicide". El George Bush y el Manny Noriega Esta en; que es, que es, how you say "Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine Cartel. Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye. "Just say Noriega to drugs". --------------------------- ########################### ##the pap number section### ########################### ##########7-25-88########## ########################### --------------------------- An 800 number will cost you a little bit for each call in to your place. Isn't it interesting now that Pat Robertson has run outa campaign money, there is no toll free number to contact the 700 club? Maybe the timing is just perfect, but ATI suggests he used up all the 700 club money to try and become president of the United States. Boy, people dont like Captain Zap too much, eh? 516-751-2600 2600 magazine 202-456-7639 president's office 202-457-7970 cbs news, washington 213-935-1111 sweep tone test 313-424-0900 mich. bell cn/a 412-633-3333 at&t newsline, pa 619-375-1234 time & temp 800-222-talk talking yellow pages 800-526-3366 jam demo hotline 800-692-8766 watson voice demo 800-759-talk skytalk 800-877-4700 sprint weatherline 203-445-8514 high tech hits home 446-2200 have an EB scabb paged 536-0987 another sweeptone test 771-4920 SNOTCO we go beyond... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !---------------------! !-can u b-lieve it???-! !---------------------! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Chinese Government forces their people to have abortions. The family of Li Quan Bong came to the US so that he could get his PhD in engineering. When he finished his PhD in March of 1986 he filed an application with the Chinese government to stay in the US to continue 18 months additional training. Then in May 1987, his wife, Ping Hong became pregnant. The Chinese government heard that she was pregnant with a second child and ordered them back to china so that she could have an abortion. The Li's stayed in the US and the chinese government started harassing them. The chinese Party has a set of rules regarding: IUD insertion after one child, sterilization after 2, and abortions for women pregnant without official permission. The US is trying to make the Li's go back to China saying they cannot "prove a well founded fear of persecution upon return" to China. The attorney general has final authority in such cases. You can make your opinion known by writing to: Attorney General, Dept of Justice, Constitution Ave. and 10th St., N.W. Washington, DC. 20530. ....... ..... ....... ..... ....... Learn about privacy from taxes, multiple addresses, nomadic living, how to dissappear,avoiding surveillance and eavesdropping. write: Eden press, 11623 Slater C, Box 8410-ap Fountain Valley, CA 92728. =================================== bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch =================================== This bitch brought to you by, Fah-Q. Who ever heard of 85 cents for a cup of coffee. International House of Pancakes charges that and we here at ATI think that's outragious. The other day we took a ration of shit from a waitress at IHOP for trying to pick a seat away from the "Ct State Police". We got tired of taking shit from the waitress and walked out. The waitress the parking lot and make us pay for the coffee which he didn't drink. We didnt drink it so we didnt feel we should have to pay for it. The state cop told us that weather or not we drank it we had to pay for it and that he didnt ever want to see us in IHOP again. We just said screw it, and went over to the Mariner, (the only other place to get coffee at 4 in the morning). On Friday, the 29th, we plan to get a big coffee maker and set up next to IHOP offering free coffee to the public. So if you think .85 is too much to pay for a cup of coffee, come and have a cup of coffee on ATI. We'll be there from about 10pm-2am. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ FOR SALE: $ $ The Anarchist Cookbook $ $ by William Powell $ $ 22.95 $ $ write: Survival Books $ $ 11106 Magnolia Blvd. $ $ N. Hollywood, CA. 91601. $ $ Attention: Lori $ $ or call: 818-763-0804 $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Investigative and security aids send $2. to Sherwood Communications po box 535 s southampton, PA. 18966 or call 215-357-9065 Unusual books over 900 titles ANVIL box 640383f el paso, TX 79904 ..... ....... ..... ....... ..... The world's first coin telephone was installed on the SNETco lines in 1889 in Hartford, CT. October 9, 1876. First two-way long distance transmission- 2 miles between Boston and Cambridgeport. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A LOOK INSIDE THE CIA on video. part 1: the history 58 minutes. part 2: assassination 49 "" part 3: subversion 67 "" $59.95 Fusion Video 17214 So. Oak Park Ave. Dept TN 8807 Tinley Park, IL 60477 or call 1800-338-7710 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!VISA ALERT!!!VISA ALERT!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE CONGRESS changed the law, the US government barred foreign authors, academicians, journalists, artists, and politicians from the United States if they were deemed to be: ! members of the communist party ! critics of US foreign policy ! politically suspicious ! otherwise ideologically suspect. During 1988 the government cannot prohibit foreigners from visiting or residing in the US because of "any past, present, or expected beliefs, statements or associations." If you are an American citizen who has invited or intends to invite a foreigner to the US who might be affected by this change, please let us know. We are monitoring the State Department's compliance to ensure that the new law is being properly interpreted and enforced. We may also be able to assist you in obtaining a visa for your guest. Susan Benda, ACLU (202)544-1681 Gail Pendleton, National Lawyers Guild (617)227-9727. - - - - - - - - - - - - MEESE'S PIECES T'Shirts. sizes M,L,&XL. 11.85 covers everything. - - - - - - - - - - - Time for Change Productions PO box 21298 Washington, DC. 20009 - - - - - - - - - - RUSSIAN TYPEWRITERS, Brand new Hermes Portables. $175. Jacob Sachs, 251 West 98th St. New York, NY 10025. (212)222-6683 - - - - - - - - - SELLING COPIES of Abbie Hoffman's "Steal This Book." $7.95 + $2 shipping & Handling. Marco PO Box 1211, Westerly, RI. 02891 - - - - - - - - NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers. $2 for 1; 7 for $10. FYL 8315 Lake City Way, #207 Seattle, WA 98115 - - - - - - - NATIONAL MOBILIZATION FOR SURVIVAL seeks phonebank coordinator to handle all aspects of phone campaign plus some administrative responsibilities. Monday-Thursday 3-9pm. $8.50 per hour negotiable. Offers paid vacation and health benefits. (212)995-8787 - - - - - - NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to solicit you with misleading junk mail or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will I sell your address to any other services. Send three dollars to: TMP, PO Box 488, LaHonda, CA 94040 . . . . . . . . . . . My next door neighbor, Sarah, just wrote me a quick poem in her head after taking a quick look at my Bill Murray styled bermudashorts. -Too bad -So sad -Your shorts -Are plaid. Pretty good thinkin she's only 13 years old. n n n n n n n e e e e e e a a a a a t t t t ! ! ! ! ! ! Eccentric fun at highrises. Record a scream into a boom box and play it back dropping it off the top of a skyscraper. Do this around 8pm when everyone's gathered around the television. Families will hear, "ahhhhhhhhhh" as some monstrosity falls freely past their window down to the street. ------------------------- NOPE, NoOne in Particular Enterprises, presents: ------------------------- SMUGLETTS: adult oriented sniglets. BOOBDEPOPINESS: when a wo-man's nipples get erect in the cold. SMELTCH: when a burp tastes just like something schmells. LOBLOTOME: to be kicked in the knutts. TUNAFIED: when you can't get the sex smell off your penis. LOOKITUPINESS:the fear that AT&T will charge u to call information SICKMANIA: Thinking up smugletts at 5 in the morning on no sleep. BUSHWACKING: selling arms to 3rd world countries in exchange for drugz. LEMELYDUYA: getting elected to a position of power utilizing the broad conservative sweep experienced under Raygunomics. PRANKING OFF: staying on the line when a breather calls. PLECTROMIZED: when your pick falls inthe sound hole of your guitar. N0-TOLERANTS: having a no drugs policy when friends board your boat in fear oflosing your first born to Nancy's "say-no-police". YANKOMATION: using an electronic devicefor masturbatory praktice. PUTZOHALT: stopping midstream at a urinal when the guy mounting the next urinal over looks your way. LOOKZEPISSER: The guy that looks at your pecker from the next urinal over. OLLIFY: To destroy that which might incriminate you. COITUSAVOIDUS: To shy away from sex in fear of aids. POPAGROPIA: The mad rush to touch the pope when he comes to your town. $$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$