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Issue 1 Special * * * T H E A B U S E R * * * "Hey man we really like these abuser texts file we would appreciate all the ones you could send!" ■■ZΣPHδ∩■■ um, i had a dream about a week ago.. and uhh, we (i'm not sure who else it was) killed some guy (i'm not sure who he was). not stopping there, we proceeded to remove his heart, then castrate the guy.. am, anyone care to interpret that? kinda scary. "i think it means you want to have sex with CAFBL." -Murmur Contents: Letter From The Editor...... Freak Show Featuring Morpheus..... CAFBL: We Suck!...... Where Are They Now?..... CAFBL Member Profiles..... CAFBL: Fame And Fortune In The Underground..... LETTER FROM THE EDITOR: I thought it would be kewl to take some of the things we have seen around about us and let everyone see it. There's nothing really informative in here as far as H/P is concerned, but some of this stuff is pretty damn funny. FREAK SHOW FEATURING MORPHEUS: date: 4:46 pm Fri May 19, 1995 number : 24 of 31 from: Black Francis base : pez public phorum to : All refer #: none subj: me replies: 2 stat: normal origin : local i am an alternateen badass. look out world. francis^cia alternateen^badass date: 3:05 am Sat May 20, 1995 number : 25 of 31 from: Morpheus base : pez public phorum to : Black Francis refer #: 24 subj: Re: me replies: 1 stat: normal origin : local BF> i am an alternateen badass. BF> BF> look out world. ' I am an "alternateen" not because I listen to certain music, but because I keep a dead parrot in my fro and pretend that it's talking to people. Me (whispering) : awwwk! I am not dead! help me! save me! Me (slaping the parrot on my head) : ShuT Up@!# (M o r p h e u s) KL The man who never sleeps vmb::18008620094::vmb date: 2:56 pm Sat May 20, 1995 number : 27 of 31 from: Black Francis base : pez public phorum to : Morpheus refer #: 25 subj: Re: me replies: 1 stat: normal origin : local M> I am an "alternateen" not because I listen to certain music, but M>because I keep a dead parrot in my fro and pretend that it's M>talking to people. M> Me (whispering) : awwwk! I am not dead! help me! save me! M> Me (slaping the parrot on my head) : ShuT Up@!# that rocks. lay off the acid, morpheus. francis^cia date: 10:24 pm Sat May 20, 1995 number : 31 of 31 from: Dark Phiber base : pez public phorum to : Black Francis refer #: 27 subj: Re: me replies: none stat: normal origin : local while in a drunken stupor, Black Francis said this to Morpheus about Re...and then they passed out on the floor. M> I am an "alternateen" not because I listen to certain music, but M> because I M> keep a dead parrot in my fro and pretend that it's M> talking to people. M> Me (whispering) : awwwk! I am not dead! help me! save me! M> Me (slaping the parrot on my head) : ShuT Up@!# BF> BF> that rocks. BF> BF> lay off the acid, morpheus. BF> BF> francis^cia I swear to god that has to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen...not because it is so funny....but that I could actually imagine him doing that... -=Dark Phiber=- date: 9:11 pm Mon May 22, 1995 number : 143 of 143 from: Dark Phiber base : phat t-philez to : Morpheus refer #: 141 subj: Re: poems and shit replies: none stat: normal origin : local while in a drunken stupor, Morpheus said this to Socrates about Re: poe ...and then they passed out on the floor. M> Have eet Delivered And I WiLL sTiLl N0t C0uRy DAt WaRe. S> S> S> S> hahahaha. you rock, cuz you remind me of me. you better be at S> next 26. S> S> S> -Socs M> M> d'0h, thanks but I don't think I will. M> M> My mommy will like kill me and stuff. Does your mom ever let you out of the house? This is morpheus: His mom locks him in a room all day and says....you little no good soon of a bitch...you didn't get the warez I told you too...now go back in your room and get them.....until you do, you're not coming out.....AND STOP TALKING TO THEM DAMN ROACHES!!!! They'll think you are crazy! WeLCOMe T3w WAReZ WORlD! CAFbl MeMBerZ OnLY PLE4Se! awwww yeah#@!#@$#!$@$#@! back wif dah phunkiwagawunga ansi phucking scene$@!! aww yeah$@!#$#@!$#@#!$@ eye hack vmb's eye'm cool awww ywah$@#!$#@!#$ YYYEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA$!@##!$@#!$@$#$!#@$#@!@$!#@#$@! ______ 6/ WaReZ^..^ \ ++ (oo) WW WW \ Hellfire sez "CCAFBL is seriously lame shit!" AwWaWaWWwAAaWWww YEAH$@#! by morpheus CAFBL: WE SUCK!: Well we have found out on some BBS's and some people that CAFBL is not really liked. So I thought I would bring together some of the messages that I have recieved telling us how much we suck. Capture file opened 9-May-1995 08:24p ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── RESiSTANCE [Scene Talk] [1of100] [P]ost [R]eply [Q]uit. Date: 8:32 pm Thu Apr 27, 1995 Number : 2 of 100 From: Sed Base : Scene Talk To : Arkane Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: Mags Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local A> If anyone knows it, well there's not too many good h/p mags out in the A> scene and I don't think the local plans will ever get off the ground.. A> 215 has the abuser and pretty much that's the only mag that floats this A> way...Maybe people should write more files, download less warez... Yeah, but these zines actually are rather a problem to the scene fairly often. You have inexperienced newbiews producing magazines with phreaking tips such as "l00KiNG 0V3R p3EpLEZ sH00lD3Rz f0R /<0d3Z iZ /<r4D". A small number of zines would actually be beneficial to the scene & more people should revert to the DIY method of exploring & gaining info. RESiSTANCE [Scene Talk] [2of100] [P]ost [R]eply [Q]uit. Date: 1:02 pm Fri Apr 28, 1995 Number : 5 of 100 From: Trust Base : Scene Talk To : Arkane Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: Mags Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local A> If anyone knows it, well there's not too many good h/p mags out in the A> scene and I don't think the local plans will ever get off the ground.. A> 215 has the abuser and pretty much that's the only mag that floats this A> way...Maybe people should write more files, download less warez... A> If anyone knows it, well there's not too many good h/p mags out in the The only good mags in my opinion are COTNO and Phate, I suppose there are some virus related ones, but I've never been to interested. The best source of information (for phreaking) is telco systems, manuals, and employees. You can also get a tonne out of simply reading telecom digest, and the countless USENET and FidoNet telecom related groups. And yeah, if more people concentrated on writing their own files, on new subjects, it'd be alot more interesting. I've got so many rough notes, I just need some time to piece them together into a respectable looking file :) RESiSTANCE [Scene Talk] [5of100] [P]ost [R]eply [Q]uit. Date: 7:30 pm Mon May 1, 1995 Number : 15 of 100 From: Hellfire Base : Scene Talk To : Y Refer #: 1 Subj: abuse207 Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local A> If anyone knows it, well there's not too many good h/p mags out in the A> scene and I don't think the local plans will ever get off the ground.. A> 215 has the abuser and pretty much that's the only mag that floats this A> way...Maybe people should write more files, download less warez... i personally think Abuse E-mag is a seriously lame piece of shit... but they could also get better. me and music phreak each have a tfile that will be released under the AMITECH name reasonably soon. Mine is a PRIMOS hacking guide, and MP wrote up some shit on EmpireNet. RESiSTANCE [Scene Talk] [26of100] [P]ost [R]eply [Q]uit. Date: 11:33 pm Mon May 1, 1995 Number : 28 of 100 From: Arkane Base : Scene Talk To : Hellfire Refer #: 17 Subj: Re: Mags Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local H> i know the people at TNO decently, and they all know there shit really H>well but the problem is, they don't really think it is worth it to publish H>really good info, because then it is brought the attention of the "Abuse" H>crowd and is promptly killed for the rest of us. True the article on the cna's in the abuser is very offensive to phreakers in general.. Kaos I believe that may have lost much respect for the mag.. They are not presenting the info in a proper way by which for people to learn or prosper from it's primal.. Arkane RESiSTANCE [Scene Talk] [32of100] [P]ost [R]eply [Q]uit. Date: 7:12 pm Tue May 2, 1995 Number : 40 of 100 From: Hellfire Base : Scene Talk To : Arkane Refer #: 28 Subj: Re: Mags Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local A> True the article on the cna's in the abuser is very offensive to A> phreakers in general.. Kaos I believe that may have lost much respect for A> the mag.. They are not presenting the info in a proper way by which for A> people to lear or prosper from it's primal.. yah. its was always pretty lame. not to say there isn't a few alright people involved in it. its just the tfiles make me wanna puke. Hellfire of Amitech 800-992-5600 box 200 ------------- Date: 4:48 pm Tue May 23, 1995 Number : 187 of 209 From: Metaphysis Base : General Messages To : Dark Phiber Refer #: 165 Subj: Re: buse Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local DP> Why is it that you say CAFBL sux? I wouldn't take much offense to that DP> since you are so insignificant but you did it to us publicly on one of our DP> own boards which I just can't tolerate.... to make my point known to all.. i say CAFBL sucks because anyone who thinks they are cool for just going off and performing "underground-ish" tasks such as hacking and shit needs to come out from in front of their computer a little more.. thanks for the insult.. means a lot to me from someone who hides behind a handle.. that (i know i've said this before somewhere else) is why i don't expect you people to fear me.. because all we know about each other is one or two words by which we identify ourselves with over a phone line.. ┌┬┐┌┌┬┐┌┐ meta@tnce.com ┌─│││├ │ ├┤───────────────┘ ┘ └└ ┴ ┘└ [187] Read (1-209,<CR>,?=Help) : Date: 2:35 am Sun May 21, 1995 Number : 201 of 204 From: Metaphysis Base : General Messages To : Dark Phiber Refer #: 198 Subj: Re: buse Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local DP> H3y 3Very0N3 0N3 of YoU 3l33t h/P d00derZ...g0 G3t th3 4buS3R !55u3 numb3r DP> 1T'Z 0Ut n0W 0N TH!Z w4r3Z b0arD 4nd 4Ll Y0ur 0Th3r faV0r!T3 W4R3Z BBZ's DP> 4rouNd tH3 c0unTry. g3t !t fa5t b3F0R3 TH3 53cReT 53rv1C3 G3tZ them 4Ll! DP> DP> C4FBL r0x! 1. this looks pretty stupid.. almost not even worth quoting.. 2. cafbl sucks.. ┌┬┐┌┌┬┐┌┐ meta@tnce.com ┌─│││├ │ ├┤───────────────┘ ┘ └└ ┴ ┘└ [201] Read (1-204,<CR>,?=Help) : ------------- WHERE ARE THEY NOW? [Thunderstorm] What groups are you into now? im not into any groups or anything, but i do some programming on my own time... starting a board focused only on Music files, such as Midi, Mod, and S3M, NO Warez, and stuff.... What are ya? [ansi d00d, hacker, phreak, warez d00d] nothing...i am myself... Do you phear CAFBL? some of the stuff seems extreme than again, most of the people deserve it... Have you seen CAFBL around? on a few boards...not really too many... What do you think of CAFBL now? seems okay...seems to have made a name for itself... [Grifter] What groups are you into now? I program for a shareware group, Creative Software. I'm in no h/p or demo groups at the moment, but I do still write loaders and demos. What are ya? [ansi d00d, hacker, phreak, warez d00d] I'm not an ansi d00d, but I do consider myself a hacker, and somewhat a phreak, plus, I'm a kick ass coder. Do you phear CAFBL? No, I don't phear you, but I do respect you. Have you seen CAFBL around? I've seen you around, and think you have certoved greatly since your first release. CAFBL MEMBER PROFILES: Current Handle: Dark Phiber Other Handle(s): Cybernaut, Optech, hyper_xXx, John Brice Status inside CAFBL: founder/writer/phreak How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: about a year and a half/since it started Computer(s): IBM PS/1 486sx 25mhz, 3.5 disk, CD-ROM, 2400, 14.4, and 28.8 modems..... Music: Bad Religion, Sonic Youth, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Pavement, Green Day, Operation Ivy, Nirvana, Dag'Mar Other groups you're in: I'm not in any other groups...I don't have the time. inet address: dphiber@zurich.gcomm.com VMB: 1-800-293-6258 box 1029 What do you consider yourself in the scene? Well mostly a phreak. Really I can't hack for shit. I don't know UNIX very well. I know enough about fones and the fone system to get me by. It's probably something I wouldn't mind getting a job doing and probably will. How'd you get started in the scene? I don't know where I got the idea of hackers. But when I was at the library one day I did a search for it on the computer and found the book The Hacker Crackdon by Bruce Sterling and that got me interested. The only thing I had to communicate with at the time was a 2400 baud modem and a Prodigy account. So that's where I started. I know that sounds lame, but everyone has to start somewhere. I meet Optic on Prodigy and he helped me along and got me started. Then I meet Dash on Prodigy too and he asked me if I wanted to be a co-sysop of a BBS (which I never even heard of at the time). I said sure and learned renegade really fast. Optic would talk about AMiTECH and since I couldn't get into AMiTECH I started my own group, CAFBL. ------------ Current Handle:Spooky Other Handle(s): Status inside CAFBL:writer/ dp's lackey/person to be bitched at How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL:1yr/about 5 months Computer(s): 386sx 20mh 20meg hd(hey, blow me) wonderful grainy ega monitor Music: beatles,doors,nirvana,green day(again, blow me)bad religion, whoever >i< feel like listening to Other groups you're in: razor 9ii, cia, ice, acid, fbi(employee) part-time nsa inet address:spooky@squeaky.free.org VMB:1.800.241.7337 box 4451376# What do you consider yourself in the scene? cafbl's complaint booth attendant (unwillingly) How'd you get started in the scene? i called a board, duh (always been a self-learner) What or who do you hate about the scene? whiners, lack of boards, elietests, feds Hey, where's the comment part? some survey. geee dp, gonna spell check it? gonna even read it? yeah, right. comments: umm i think we should all stop bitching at each other and concentrate on the feds/telco/profiteering gluttons and that we need more good boards. Oh yeah, i am sick of being bitched at/fucked with. You never know in this society, i may just snap and kill you. Keep that in mind. (heh i'm a hypocrite..i say get together and then i say i will keel you if you bitch at me...allwell) ------------ Current Handle: Logik Other Handle(s): None Status inside CAFBL: Writer How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: I've been in the scene about 2 years, and in CAFBL about a month Computer(s): Compaq Presario 850 (486DX 50) and a Packard Bell Pentium 50 Music: Punk/Hardcore Other groups you're in: HoE inet address: logik@netcom.com VMB: 1-800-245-1305 box #23531 What do you consider yourself in the scene? Just a hacker who wants to learn more, and a writer who wants to write. How'd you get started in the scene? I got my first computer for Christmas from my mom. A friend of mine was into computers (he was a warez d00d) and gave me some local 'leet BBSes to call. So, I did. What or who do you hate about the scene? I hate anyone who thinks they're cool, and has no interest in learning. Only in showing off. ------------ Current Handle: Kamui Other Handle(s): none Status inside CAFBL: Writer/Ansi How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: 2 or 3 years (for both) Computer(s): 386 40MHz, 486 IBM ThinkPad laptop Music: Not much really Other groups you're in: Vapor (d00dl3b0y 4l3rT!@#$), FiRM inet address: kam@escape.com VMB: 800-245-1305 #99929 What do you consider yourself in the scene? I need to learn much more about hacking, but right now i'm into ansi a little (temporarily). How'd you get started in the scene? One day i met Dark Phiber when we were both pretty lame (although he was still more experienced than me then) and he told me about the puter underground and let me hang out with all the more experienced hackers and such... What or who do you hate about the scene? Actually, i kinda hate the term "scene"... makes me think of warez.. but ummm i'm not too fond of those warez boards who think can write "H/P/A/T/V/C/W/S/K ELiTE FiLeZ!@#$%" just 'cause they have one file on hacking prodigy. ------------ Current Handle: Black Ice Other Handle(s): Wolfsbane Status inside CAFBL: Writer/Senior Staff How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: 2 or 3 years (for both) Computer(s): 486 IBM PS/1 Consultant Music: Muldoons, Marilyn Manson Other groups you're in: none!!! inet address:I dont know VMB: 800-245-0809 What do you consider yourself in the scene? Hmmmm, i'm like CAFBL's self acclaimed Ameritech guy. I need to learn more about hacking though How'd you get started in the scene? Welp, my friend Deadman who used to be in the "scene" (got busted) taught me alot. What or who do you hate about the scene? The thing I hate the most in the "scene" is the amount of stupid ass mother fuckers who thing they are captain k-rad! I mean if you don't know anything dont pretend like you do! Then theres the \/\/aReZ doodz, well you know how I feel about them. ------------ Current Handle: Milamber Other Handle(s): None Status inside CAFBL: Writer, Phreaker How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: 2-3 years/less than 1 Computer(s): hehe, don't ask... DX4 on the way. Music: King Diamond, death metal, classical, spanish guitar Other groups you're in: As in h/p groups? None inet address: VMB: N/A What do you consider yourself in the scene? I am learning, just like everyone else. I know some basics on fones, phreaking, and boxes. I can do some rudimentary pascal programming. I am beginning to understand Vax and Unix setups, and I know computers inside and out. How'd you get started in the scene? Years ago, I started on The Software House...later to become The Shelter. With the help of Marlboro Man, Jay, and mostly Targa Phantom, I began to understand what the underground was all about. What or who do you hate about the scene? I hate none, save those arrogant few who think they are better than others. We must work together if we are to progress in this world, especially if we want to overcome those who seek to betray our freedom. ------------ Current Handle: Kaos Other Handle(s): none Status inside CAFBL: Senior Staff How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: In the scene for about a year and a half. Cafbl for about 6 months. Computer(s): 486DX 25mhz, 8megz ram, 210MB HD, laptop. rad. Music: Industrial, Punk, rad muzik, not muzak. Other groups you're in: none inet address: kaos@zurich.gcomm.com VMB: 800-245-0799, 800-925-9999 ##719 (Canada) What do you consider yourself in the scene? a boogey. How'd you get started in the scene? First, I got a computer. Next, I got a modem. Then, I got QMPRO. Then, I called a RaD aNZi board. Then i called other boards. What or who do you hate about the scene? wAREz k1dd13z and wiggaz. ------------ Current Handle: Key Master Other Handle(s): Status inside CAFBL: Programmer How Long have you been in the scene/CAFBL: Late 80s Computer(s): I486 50 Music: Rock n Roll, Alternative, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Nirvana Other groups you're in: CSoft inet address: VMB: What do you consider yourself in the scene? SysOp / Programmer / Organizer How'd you get started in the scene? With a computer... What or who do you hate about the scene? Handles who think they're tough ------------ CAFBL: FAME AND FORTUNE IN THE UNDERGROUND: [Taken from HOE-DATE #80. We phear Mogel!] =------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= | | | ...A Final (Hopefully!) Look at Godd(+d)... | | | =------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. '.' The Godd Story in Retro '. '.'.'.',','.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. Godd(+d)!@!@!#!@#!!1 This is your life. We ran into Godd when he first called my board Mogel-Land and he decided to e-mail me a ba-zillion times asking to be a HoE site. Before I had even looked at his mail I was getting yelled at to look at his application. I don't like being called a cocksucker. I do like being called a fat italian cocksucker. Since he didn't call me what I wanted to be called I deleted him from Mogel-Land. That is the beginning of the Godd myth0s. I later ran into Godd posting on a lousy local board in 215 called "The Pit". Yes, that's the same board the produced such glorious fighters of intelligence like the Modem Mafia. I guess some boards, no matter how shitty, you just have to call for a good laugh. At any rate, I saw one of the st00pitest BBS ads I had ever seen in my life, posted by Godd. It was one of those type of posts that make you slap yourself in the face and say "HOLY SHIT! THERE REALLY ARE FUCKUPS LIKE THIS OUT THERE! IS IT ALL WORTH IT? SHOULD I KILL MYSELF?!" so like, I replied and had a little short-lived argument. I later realized just how funny it was, and decided to print the captures in HoE #60. I had sealed Godd's fate. I frequented The Hacker Crackdown, run by Dark Phiber (former CAFBL HQ) bunches and the CAFBL boys read the HoE. They decided to talk to the whippersnapper. Dark Phiber called the board (named "Satan's Sanctuary") and basically wanted to know why Godd had used the name "DpE" for a group he was in, when the name DpE was being used for some other group. Soon after DP called, I called the board. What I saw in the board scared me. I was stepping deep into the heart of moronism. That was when I not only decided to invent an entire new science based on the study of morons, but I realized that Godd had to be stopped. Fortunately, for my realms of maturity, I only did what I did best - make him feel stupid. So, me and Black Francis declared (with everyone's agreement) that Godd would be the OFFICIAL 215 Mascot. The actual real trouble for Godd came, however, from the CAFBL boys. It was really sparked when Kaos and Godd chatted and Godd decided he would take it as his opportunity (which he later did a bunch of other times) to declare the "lameness" of the group CAFBL and other such "insults". He also had created his own group called "Text Forecasters" (or 'TF' for those that are h1p) which was supposedly a poetry and H/P group. Shrug. I didn't really pay much attention at first. The CAFBL guys, I guess, don't take insults well. Dark Phiber, with the help of Kaos, succeeded in doing all sorts of things hence forth. DP found out Godd's inph0 and made it public. Basically this led to Godd getting a heck of a lot of crank calls to his home. His Mother and Father had no idea that Godd was running a BBS off his 'private line', which meant eventual curtains for his BBS. Kaos and Morpheus ringled a lot fun and CAFBL had eventually entertained itself quite a bit. It was epitomized when DP put Ultra Call Forwarding on your BBS line and forwarded it to the Secret Service. A few days before Godd's board died I called once more, whereon, I chatted with Godd for a while. All the while I honestly had no clue what he was talking about. At any rate, he told me to download the first TF2_95.ZIP release and so I did. Straight off of his board. I read the release. Again, the world around me shook. I could not conceive of this. This was again a level of pathetic I had never experienced before. Here I was was, looking at stupid incarnate. The release had a "newsletter" file that opened with quotes from Kurdt K0brain and Sn0pp d0GGy d0g. It broke into a top-10 list of reasons why you shouldn't call a "PD" board, none of which were funny or understandable really. It included a Mod of the "TF" theme song, which was a bad rendition of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. It had plans for a gNu .box, called the Lock Box, which was a Box based on a * Bell Service and wasn't a "box" at all. Uhm, yeah. Ultimately, it was a big laugh. DP put it best when he said "You say seriously, what HoE says Sarcastically." After people laughed for days about the TF file, Godd posted publicly on The Pit that TF was NOT his group (he said he had nothing to do with it), and in fact it was some other local guy named "Problemed" which it was known that CAFBL didn't like either. I guess in his own little warped mind he thought he was being slick. He had forgotten that he had CHATTED with me and told me to get the TF release. I replied to his message telling him that I couldn't believe that he was denying that he was the sole maker and producer of TF. Of course he was. He replied something to the effect of "I can't explain it to you, it's just too k0mplex. These things don't seem to make sense probably because I have nothing to do with them." Uhhh... yeah. So I sarcastically asked him if perhaps someone had broken into his house and started chatting with me about TF. He didn't reply to that. He just denied being in TF. (Note: Godd's name was all over the file, and the "style" of typing in the file was an EXACT match to the confusing retarded style that Godd used in any chat or post I had ever seen. It couldn't have been 'Problemed', because after one one encounter with him, I knew that he was not mentally capable of producing such a good imitation. He just wasn't smart enough.) "FINE," I said, "if no one actually runs TF how is 215 going to get it's qu4l1ty Ayche-Pee?!@!@#" It was decided on a k0nf (being billed to Godd) that we would repay his hospitality by producing our own next release of TF. We would fill it with the stupidest possible t-files we could write, and thus we did. TF3_5.ZIP was made and it was a swell little rap up to the Godd epidemic. He had become famous, thanks to us, in 215 for being infamous m0r0n. People called Godd Long Distance to talk to him. Some people gave his # out on IRC. That was basically that. Godd is still around. Currently him, Problemed, Sub Zero, and other 'elite' rej3cts of 215 hang out together in some dark, twisted, and (of course) pathetic place in some board Somewhere. None of us much really care anymore about it. As it stands today, Godd and Sub Zero think CAFBL is the epitome of H/P 'coolness' and are planning to submit to it. Godd goes to the same High School as Kaos and follows him everywhere worshipping him as GaWd. I think it's cute in a sort of way. Godd and all those guys got their own little club to be friends, CAFBL was amused, Black Frannie got to make fun of someone to no ends, and I had made all this documented. We all won out. One may wonder why did we spend so much time playing with Godd. That question can only be answered by each individual. We all sort of knew deep down, however, that there was hundreds of Godd's out there. After HoE #60 was released, I heard again and again from people "We have a guy like that in our area code too!" I guess it was a symbol of ultimate proof. We did what GwD did in 806 with Greeny. We made a confirmed l0zer. Because I'm a self-analytical Fuckup, I often ask myself if what was done to Godd was mature or not. I was convinced many different ways on it for a while, and I ultimately decided "Fuck it." There are just some people out there that will always have these things coming to them. You can't control it. Have fun. I, myself, although I never did any "abuse", did condone it. Not to mention the fact that I started all this trouble originally for Godd. I guess my only answer is sometimes we need to kick, point, and laugh at the stupid. It's the only way anything will ever change. The 'Godd's out there are multiplying by the day. Godd, I know that you will read this file. You are reading it right now and your brain is probably churning in ways it never has before. When I heard you talking that first time on the Teleconfrence I wanted to say it to you then, but I knew that in text form it would mean much more. You don't get it. Even after it's been thrown in your face you don't get it. Maturity, being real, and style are what it's about. Let this be the most important lesson about 'the scene' that you ever learn from a t-file. "He thought the local 2600 meetings were called H.O.P.Es." - Sub Zero "That CAN'T be godd. That was an complete thought." - Spiff "We don't want any losers on this teleconfrence!" - Godd [Note: Kaos was supposed to write the 'retro' file. He was too slow. Did I do a good job? Think so? Good.] '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.' Quotes from the Mythical Moron - Collected By Mogel, m0rph, Kaos, DP '.' '.'.'.',','.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' Here are many quotes that I have compiled from the mythical moron. These were nabbed from posts, chats, and private e-mails. I think it makes an interesting case study. Note that all the quotes are in chronological order. "...its bright and h/p/a/c/v activises in 2i5 are on the move ... listen to metallica they rule.... we also predict a big downfall for Cafbl..." "You can't change anything on anyone's phone account without a password." "mogel...hahahah that pussy, i logged on to his bbs, i never begged shit!, i asked him if i could have a hoe distro but becuase he's an asshole he never anaswe so i wrote the 2! next people in rank, Black Fran and Slater!, becuase i hoped 1! of them who answer, now that aint begging, begging is stooopid, i dont like hoe, at all really, their the next potential high flyer from 2i5!..." "...this fucking area code is full of Power Trippy lil lamerz like KAOS, mOGEL AND black francis mostly, though i apologize to the cool people who dont go off and try to be /<-rad, anyway, whom have no skill and knocj the skillz of other poeple, and in generally, cornily bullied their way into an area in which they are about to have to deicide what to do, and make mistakes they will, and i iwll be their to reap the joyous collection of InSultS and the happy downfall of hoe and high flyers a like, and you so judgmental, cursing the Tf's and the DpE's and the small cool groups of today with your high flyers Sooooooooper doooooooper ansi rips and your awesome /<radicality should shove it up your ass...." "phiber, look if you dont shut the fuck up with your Promo Soooper Fucking you better than everyone attitude i am gonna have to fucking delete ya again.... your the stooopid founder of a stooopid loser group that sucks, blow it out your ass! dont gimme yer shit cause i am tired of going and deleting you corny fucking posts..." "i am the fucking Tf founder! its beemn in the works. its a small lil LiT and other h/p/c/a/v lil shits group that ya know dont doooo a whole lot of sooooooooper ansi's and shit but just writes some stuff they think is cool" "well i donno what k rad means but i 've always know it to be used negativly..." "hoe ... well what about em... i havent read something from you guyz in ages ... my dicsion as of the last one i read is you guys rule.... but .... ya never know till you;ve sampled the best and the worst...." "pbiber, hey this is the eternal d! whats up man? i like you TF thing but check out the message bases... i pretty much denoted any connected to Tf being as it was all problemed doing... anywayz... i just wanted to say yello, and uhh ... well maybe next weekend you can check out my telecon i will have up....i will email the details anyway but .... thanks man sorry about rippings yaz that time it was outta line cuz you had already explained you had no prob with me...." "DEAR PEOPLE! This is Godd DA DA! DA DA ..... i wonna make the announcement that the text forcastors thing released under the name TF2-95.zip IS NOT mine.... nor will any other files under that name be mine..... i never write any actual files for it..... i only mentioned that as a name for group to a few people a month or so back.... i belived it was PROBLEMED, being as he started my past problems... Futhermore i wonna Apologize for what i said about CAFBL that long time ago to DP, becuase he had made it clear he had no problem with me previous to the writing of my hate mail...... now.... i wonna thank for you time.... and i guess thats it...." "but you can docotr anything you want i was never in TF!... as for grave digger like i said he jumps on the band wagon of whatever is up for now.... which is better than what i do, at least as far you you go, i might act like a moron but i do my best ot clean up any mess' i make.... i never pick anyone for a serious attack, usually, though i aint as lame as some might think... perhaps my lash out on you has made you non-understanding of the situation... i have no problem with anyone in the area code... lest you consider my past... but all in all i have seriously cleaned up what i have done and made all around good relations..... so as far as what most want to think about my story (the truth) or this whole situation i dont really care.... i mean i know this may seen blurred and not very informative but... thats what its supposed to do isnt it.... each action that seems to come next from me a lil more and more unpredicable.... probably DO OT the fact that i aint doing em... why would i starte a war with CAFBL... and mogel i have never said anything but sorry's and thank you's to you!... as long as i see no reason to fight..." '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.' The Game of Godd - By Dark Phiber '.' '.'.'.',','.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' REM * This a game based on Godd's life and times. It is the for de TeXt * REM REM * FoReCaSteRs. Programmed in Qbasic for that 100% WaReZ affect!!!1 * REM CLS COLOR 5: PRINT "_____ |~~ \__/ _____" PRINT " | |- | |" PRINT " | |__ /-\ |" PRINT "|--- __ /--\ |~~ | / /--\ ---/ /-_-\ |~~ /--\ ---/" PRINT "|-- | | |--/ |- |x |--| / | |- |--/ / " PRINT "| |__| | \ |__ | \ | | /___ | |__ | \ /___" PRINT PRINT "...presents..." 10 COLOR 15: PRINT "Godd's Adventures in AYCHE/PEE Land v.98" 11 PRINT "Please turn on your caps lock and hit enter to continue....": INPUT R$ 30 CLS : COLOR 4: PRINT "Scene: You are Godd one of the most famous people in 215." 31 PRINT "You have decided to become k-rad and open up your own BBS." 32 PRINT "What would you like to name your BBS?" 33 INPUT B$ 34 PRINT " ": PRINT "So you have decided to call your board "; B$; "." 35 PRINT "You make an add for your BBS which states the following:" 36 COLOR 9: PRINT "Call "; B$; "....." 37 PRINT "It's lame, it's ashame, and my underwear is shit stained," 38 PRINT "but that's no reason not to call "; B$ 39 PRINT "215.744.4944 Node 1 215.744.0225 Node 2" 40 COLOR 4: PRINT "Before long every lamer in 215 is on your BBS." 45 PRINT " ": PRINT " " 50 PRINT "Now that you set up your board it's time to have some fun.": GOTO 55 51 PRINT " ": PRINT "Now that you have your board and your friends, what would you like to do?" 52 PRINT " ": PRINT "Now that you have a board and some enemies, what would you like to do?" 55 PRINT "What do you want to do?" 60 PRINT "1) Make some friends" 65 PRINT "2) Make some enemies" 70 PRINT "3) Start your own group" 75 PRINT "4) Join another group" 76 PRINT "Choose (hit 5 to quit)": INPUT D 80 IF D = 1 THEN GOTO 105 85 IF D = 2 THEN GOTO 165 90 IF D = 3 THEN GOTO 400 95 IF D = 4 THEN GOTO 430 100 IF D = 5 THEN COLOR 15: PRINT "Quiting already? You really are a l00zer!": END 105 PRINT " ": PRINT "You set out to find some friends." 110 COLOR 4: PRINT "Who would you like your friends to be?": INPUT F1$ 111 IF F1$ = "KAOS" THEN GOTO 132 112 IF F1$ = "MOGEL" THEN GOTO 133 113 IF F1$ = "DARK PHIBER" THEN GOTO 134 115 PRINT "Enter another friends name:(enter no if you are done)": INPUT F2$ 116 IF F2$ = "KAOS" THEN GOTO 132 117 IF F2$ = "MOGEL" THEN GOTO 133 118 IF F2$ = "DARK PHIBER" GOTO 134 120 IF F2$ = "NO" THEN GOTO 145 125 PRINT "Enter another friends name:(enter no if you are done)": INPUT F3$ 126 IF F3$ = "KAOS" THEN GOTO 132 127 IF F3$ = "MOGEL" THEN GOTO 133 128 IF F3$ = "DARK PHIBER" THEN GOTO 134 130 IF F3$ = "NO" THEN GOTO 155 131 GOTO 135 132 COLOR 15: PRINT "Yeah..right, get lost!": GOTO 110 133 COLOR 15: PRINT "No way in HoE. I phear Mogel!": GOTO 110 134 COLOR 15: PRINT "Yeah and monkeys may fly out my ass!": GOTO 110 135 PRINT " ": PRINT "You have found some new friends. "; F1$; ", "; F2$; ", and "; F3$ 140 PRINT "become your posse." 141 GOTO 51 145 PRINT " ": PRINT F1$; " becomes your best friend. You and "; F1$; " are your" 150 PRINT "own posse." 151 GOTO 51 155 PRINT " ": PRINT F1$; " and "; F2$; " are now your friends and join your" 160 PRINT "posse." 161 GOTO 51 165 PRINT " ": PRINT "So you want to make some enemies. That won't" 170 PRINT "be too hard for yourself." 171 PRINT " ": PRINT "Would you like to pick your own enemies or pick from a" 172 PRINT "list." 173 PRINT " ": PRINT "Type 1 to pick your own or 2 to pick from the list(type 3 to return to the main menu)": INPUT E 174 IF E = 1 THEN GOTO 180 175 IF E = 2 THEN GOTO 210 176 IF E = 3 THEN GOTO 52 180 PRINT "Enter the name of the person you want to become enemies" 185 PRINT "with:": INPUT E$ 186 IF E$ = "KAOS" THEN GOTO 250 187 IF E$ = "MOGEL" THEN GOTO 305 188 IF E$ = "DARK PHIBER" THEN GOTO 335 190 PRINT " ": PRINT E$; " finally starts to hate you after you harass him on all" 195 PRINT "the local boards, but in the end "; E$; " makes" 200 PRINT "you look like an ass." 205 GOTO 171 210 PRINT " ": PRINT "Choose one from the list:" 215 PRINT "1) KAOS" 220 PRINT "2) MOGEL" 225 PRINT "3) DARK PHIBER" 230 PRINT "Enter the number of your choice:": INPUT E 235 IF E = 1 THEN GOTO 250 240 IF E = 2 THEN GOTO 305 245 IF E = 3 THEN GOTO 335 250 PRINT " ": PRINT " " 255 PRINT "You start your terror on Kaos after he logs onto" 260 PRINT "your board, "; B$; ". You flame each other for a while, but" 265 PRINT "then you got pissed and kicked him off your board." 270 PRINT "He then kept trying to logon to your board under different" 275 PRINT "accounts. You get the best of him when you find out" 280 PRINT "his info and post it all over The Pit and hack" 285 PRINT "a few of his accounts on some shitty local boards." 290 PRINT "You can consider this your first victory." 300 GOTO 171 305 PRINT " ": PRINT "Mogel has called into your BBS a few times. Since he runs" 310 PRINT "a fairly large and popular group you find the need to" 315 PRINT "attack him for no reason at all. Mogel is much to witty for" 320 PRINT "you and no matter what you say, he always gets the best of you." 325 PRINT "You find it best to make amends with Mogel and leave him alone." 330 GOTO 171 335 PRINT " ": PRINT "Dark Phiber was probably the worst person you could have ever" 340 PRINT "became enemies with. Kaos helped Dark Phiber and got your real" 345 PRINT "name, Matt Baumbach. That was all Dark Phiber needed to start his" 350 PRINT "terror on YOU! He started merely by making prank phone calls to" 355 PRINT "your house harassing your parents. Then he put Ultra Call" 360 PRINT "Forwarding on your BBS line and forwarded it to the Secret Service" 365 PRINT "in Philadelphia one night. In all that was going on, your parents" 370 PRINT "also found out that you were running a BBS that they didn't know" 375 PRINT "about. They made you shut that down. Dark Phiber definitely got" 380 PRINT "the best of you and you pretty much dropped out of the scene." 390 COLOR 15: PRINT "You lose!": END 395 GOTO 171 400 PRINT " ": PRINT "After you start your BBS and it gets off it's feet you" 405 PRINT "decide to start up your own group." 410 PRINT " ": PRINT "What would you like to name your group?": INPUT G$ 415 PRINT " ": PRINT "So "; G$; " puts out it's first pak and takes 215 by storm. But later" 420 PRINT "on you deny you ever wrote anything for "; G$; " and Problemed gets" 425 PRINT "all the credit.": PRINT " ": GOTO 55 430 PRINT " ": PRINT "You search out some of the /<-raddest groups you can find to join." 435 PRINT "What group would you like to apply for? (type NO to quit).": INPUT R$ 436 IF R$ = "NO" THEN PRINT " ": GOTO 55 440 IF R$ = "HOE" THEN GOTO 465 445 IF R$ = "CAFBL" THEN GOTO 475 450 PRINT " ": PRINT "You apply for "; R$; " and get into the group. Although they are" 455 PRINT "glad to have you, the group does become a little but lamer now" 460 PRINT "that you are a member.": GOTO 430 465 PRINT " ": PRINT "Do you actually think you could get into something as kewl as Hoe?" 470 PRINT "What they write sarcastically, you write it seriously.": GOTO 430 475 PRINT " ": PRINT "You don't have the H/P knowledge to even be considered to join CAFBL.": GOTO 430