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- Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the inncoent
- phreakers around America has finally been concieved by the one phreak who is
- the expert on lines and voltage: The Traveler. Other boxes by the Traveler
- include the White Gold Box, the Aqua Box, The Diverti Box, and the Cold Box.
- All of those plans will soon be available in a BBS/AE near you! Well, for you
- people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here is a brief summery of a
- legend.
- --*-=> The Blotto Box <=-*--
- For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first
- made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the function of
- it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is possible.
- Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the Blotto Box is finally
- available to the public.
- NOTE: The Traveler can not be responcable for the information disclosed in
- the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should not be
- actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine could have
- the severe results listed below and could result in high federal prosecution!
- Again, The Traveler
- TAKES NO RESPONCABILITY!
- All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and
- it's function.
- The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on it's
- knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone lines
- everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area code, and
- no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for that matter. As
- long as the switchhing system stays the same, this box will not stop at a mere
- area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical impulses that emit from this
- box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring and ring... the voltage
- will never be cut off until the box/ generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt
- job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring,
- and people close to the box may be electricuted if they pick up the phone.
- But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator.
- If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take a while for
- the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a superficial aftereffect.
- Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised! The Blotto Box
- will continue as long as there is electricity to continue with. OK, that is
- what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to do with it...
- --*-=> The Blotto Box Functions and Installation <=-*--
- Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The
- following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please
- read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to construct
- this box.
- Materials:
- - A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a
- stadium or some such place.
- - A radio shack cord set for 400 volts that splices a female
- plug into a phone line jack.
- - A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
- - A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that
- you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch
- boards and would be a more effective line to start with.
- or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area
- code!
- - A soudering iron and much souder.
- - A remote control or long wooden pole.
- Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes, I
- will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the other
- listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure it is one on
- the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge ones at the top
- of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convienent, if you are two feeble
- that fuck don't try this. Take a look inside... you are hunting for
- color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord
- and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good
- level to set the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter
- to the cord and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord
- into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off. Open it
- up and match the red and green wires with the other red and green wires. NOTE:
- If you just had the generator on and have done this in the correct order, you
- will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up.
- Now, sauder those lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insultation tape
- around all of the wires. Now, place the remote control right on to the startup
- of the generator. If you have the long pole, make sure it is very long and
- stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole over. NOTICE: If you
- are going right along with this without reading the file first, you sill
- realize now tHat your area code is about to become null! Then, getting back,
- twitch the pole/remote control and run for your damn life. Anywhere, just get
- away from it. It will be generating so much electricity that if you stand to
- close you will kill yourself. The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop.
- You are now killing your area code, because all of that energy is spreading
- through all of the phone lines around you in every direction.
- Have a nice day!
- --*-=> The Blotto Box: Aftermath <=-*--
- Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly
- box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea),
- Captain Xerox (for the suggestion about stadiums), and Modern s}}x (for the
- fact I was on his BBS when I thought of it.
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