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- The following is one sysop's idea on flame warring. It is developed over the
- course of one summer in heated debates ranging from anarchy, socialism to
- xenophobic FIDOnet sysops. Please read the with an open mind and anylize
- them. I claim no responsibility for anyone that choses to use the following
- tips, but I feel that if used the way I perscribe that no harm will result,
- except maybe hyperventalation from the humor or irony.
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- OTTO'S FLAME TIPS
- How to conduct a flame war
- or
- How to piss off FIDOnet sysops in 105
-
- Note to the reader: This document is one on how to conduct a proper flame
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ war, and is in no way directed at any BBS in particular.
- A person that DL'd this Gfile and then UL'd onto a NET 105 BBS has been
- making wild accusationg about this, by titleing it "Otto's Tips on how to
- piss of NET 105 sysops". The only name that this document may go by is
- "Otto's Tips on Flame Warring" Why go through all of the troubles of
- renaming it and breaking a copyright law?
-
- Introduction: This document was created over the course of a few messages. I
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~ found that it was in the best interest of the entire community
- to hear my tips on flame warring. I HIGHLY suggest that you do try a few of
- the tips, however: I will take no responsibility for any trouble that you
- get into. If anyone calls under my names, make SURE that they are me and
- not just some imposteur trying to use my name.
-
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-
- Well, after my immersion on the NET 105, I thought that it would be a good
- idea to write down a very simple thing about flame warring. These are all
- ideas, and I do not reccomend trying them.
-
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- I. The Target
-
- Perhaps the most important thing in a flame war is deciding who to
- hit with your words. Depending on the results wanted, I would
- suggest the following as a guide, and the pro's and con's are
- listed:
-
- GENERAL USER- this is the best choice if you are looking for some
- fun with almost no chances of it getting you burned. The only
- problem (if this is one) is that you will almost never get
- anything (if you are trying) done. I highly
- recommend this for practice.
-
- SYSOP- this is the fun one. What you do is find a sysop that is very
- conservative and a jerk (the best ones are the sysops that are
- doing it for the power trip and that constanly break the rules).
- The problem here is that you may be thrown off of the system (oh
- no!) and if it is a NETed system, you may have problems throughout
- the net. The pro's of this target is that the sysops will notice
- you from now on, and will most likely want to kill you. If you are
- going for a cause, this is the best target.
-
- II. The Subject
-
- The best subject to use is dependant upon your cause. If you
- are trying to get a place to debate, use high risk [╪╖6«[c╣ (i.e.
- A.I.D.S., Government, Womens Lib.) Eventualy they will end up
- involved in a flame-war (the other users and the sysops) and WILL
- HAVE TO GIVE IN or lose all of their users.
-
- If you are looking to shut down a few nodes, the best way to go is
- constant bickering. You want people to have to read whatever you are
- saying no matter where they go. Once the sysop realizes that you
- will not give up, he will give in or the people will withdraw.
-
- III. The Way to Do It
-
- Ok, first off you need to log in. Use a fake name (make sure that
- you use a name in the phone book), and make sure that the phone
- number is correct. You will not want to stay with an alias for too
- long.
-
- In the beginning, just read. After you get the feel for the weak
- spots start posting. I do not suggest (and in fact will kill anyone
- doing this) complaining about BBS types being better or worse, or
- the grammer and spelling of another person. Keep the first few posts
- fairly civil, and slowly build up the flames. After a few days the
- message bases will be very hot and you will have mega-attention.
- Remember to post on as many bases as you can to maximize your
- effectivity in your cause. ( We call this the blanket / smother effect
- )
-
- *note: never flame about something that you know
- nothing about. It is best to be very knowledgable
- in whatever thing you flame about.
-
-
- IV. Writing the Message
-
- A: Check the Spelling
- B: Do not swear
- C: Quote!
- D: Provide sources (fake are cool too) to back up your side
- E: Site examples from other states and regions
- F: Never give in unless it is just as a ruse
- G: You are a psychologist
- H: Everyone is always out to kill you.
- I: Everyone is on your side, they just are so taken in by you
- messgages that they are at a lack of words.
-
- *note: H and I do contradict, TRUST ME.
-
-
- The above should be some good pointers on flaming. I would suggest
- that you always keep the words clean and do not swear, as swearing
- really ruins the messages and makes you look uneducated.
-
- INSERT #1:
- When the flames start getting hot the users will get mad. When the
- users get mad, they complain. Once that happens- the sysop is in a
- tough position. If he is net'd he will have to drop the NET or get
- dropped. There is almost NO way to completely eliminate the flame-
- artists from loggin in. I never went away, probably because no one
- ever kicked me off of their system.
-
-
-
- The HOT topic list:
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- -CENSORSHIP: call the sysop a "censorsop". Tell eveyone that the sysop
- is removing messages for no reason. For proof enter a really
- normal message, screen copy it..then delete the online message. Wait
- for a day and scream bloody murder for this injustice.
-
- -VIOLATION OF POLICY: now this is the easiest. There are sysops and
- users out there that just cannot follow the rules. Don't worry
- about the users-- just get the sysop because he is supposed to be
- the roll model (or she).
-
- -AGISM: everyone knows that adults are fascist pigs, so remind
- the entire BBS a few times.
-
- -GOVERNMENT: anarchy, socialism or communism should do the trick.
- Offer the Communist Witch Hunts of the '50s. This will cause an
- uproar. (I have actually tried this one many a time)
-
-
- The DUMB topic list:
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- -CLASSES: my BBS is better than your BBS messages. Very dumb, and
- a bad approach.. doesn't seem cool because you may end up
- flaming a perfectly cool sysop unknowingly.
-
- -SPELLING: this is the worst and lowest blow. DO not even BOTHER
- with it. This is a sign of the other side having nothing left to
- say. It is a fairly good side that you have almost won, or that
- the other side is out of ideas (for now..).
-
- HOW TO CHOOSE A NAME:
- * Grab the phone book
- * Pick three numbers (random) 0-9.
- * Go to that page
- * Randomly grab a name and a phone number
- * Log in to the BBS
- * Use the above name
- -read a bunch of messages, find one that offers
- flame possibilities.
- -post
- -post
- -post
- * Logoff
- [wait for 12 hours or 24 hours.. depending if it is NET'd]
- * Call back
- -read
- -post
- * Repeat from [] down.
-
- Use the same name until you are discovered. Most sysops only check to
- see if the name exists, not if the person lives there. I would suggest
- that you use a name that sounds VERY real if you make up a new alias.
- You will need to change names periodicaly, and whatever you do: NEVER GO
- BACK TO THE SAME NAME or else you will be killed the first time; some
- BBS's have a TRASHCAN file where bad users' names are put.
-
-
- TIPS ON MESSAGE FORMAT AND WRITING: Do not swear, as people with a limited
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ vocabulary must lower themselves to
- this. The way to combat bordome in drab messages: a thesaurus.
- (dictionaries are also of use) To make the messages very interesting
- and use very long words, but not too long or else the people will just
- scan over them.
-
- calmness, n.: quietness, tranquillity, calm.
-
- From the above I would choose tranquillity because it sounds so
- ironic to find it in a flame message.
-
- Basicaly, remember that you WANT people to read these messages, and
- not just pass them by. I would suggest humor through irony, a good
- vocabulary, intelligent writing style, and ABOVE ALL: good grammer.
-
-
- MISC tips:
- -never get mad
- -never try to impersonate someone
- -never use your real name or number
- -always keep a GOOD user on every BBS
- -never form an alliance with ANYONE
- -do not compromise
-
- I suggest keeping a good user on a few BBSes because that way you can keep a
- constant supply of information. Never call in with both users at the same hour
- or else patterns will show and you will be discovered. I do not suggest
- alliances as they will eventualy turn against you.
-
- COMBATTING PARANOIA: In the flame you will get paranoid. By all means combat
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this with anything that you can find. I have never been
- been able to do this. Remember that they do NOT know who you are, and
- they cannot come to your house and make you into a pudding that Bill
- Cosby will be shoving down some kid's throat.
-
- CONFIDENTIALITY: Never believe this policy. I have been ratted on before. I
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ do not suggest letting ANYONE know who you are-- even your
- friends. A sysop may say that his records are confidential: but they
- NEVER are. I currently have my real name floating around between PDX
- and Vancouver on just about every OPUS (about 1000000 zillion.. hard to
- count because there are no identifying/charecteristic features/prop-
- erties) by a sysop who claimed to be confidential.
-
- FILE TRANSFERS: When you have all of these names, make sure to use them to
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ get the advantage of virtualy unlimited DL/UL abilities.
- When you first start the war (user name #1) wait until it gets bad,
- then milk the DL/UL areas until you are thrown off for messages and
- DL/UL ussage (or should I say exploitation?). When you get thrown
- off just start in another day or so-- UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME.
-
- WHEN TO STRIKE: When the sysop is on vacation. If the sysop is not answering
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ his mail, chances are he is out of town for the weekend or
- the holliday. If he is not there: he cannot delete your messages. This
- is not the best time to attack the sysop, as he will most asuradly
- read his mail once he gets back, and will be paying extra attention
- to any changes since he was gone. If you would like to play hit and
- run, while he is on vacation, while sticking to one alias, rape his
- board with massive loads of information. Once he gets back-- go on
- `vacation' for a week of so after.
-
-
-
- WHY NOT TO FLAME: it is a pain in the butt if ANYONE finds out your real
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ name. If the sysop is cool, you will be wrong in doing
- whatever you say, but then he may be BAD. You may also find that
- the flame will mean more than anything else.
-
- WHY TO FLAME: it is about the only way that people will read your opinions.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is very hard to ignore a board-wide or NET-wide flame war.
- It is also the ultimate in publicity if you run a BBS (trust me--
- everyone that is on my net and reads VANPORT knows who I am,
- and what my BBS is) what they hear may not be too cool, but they
- will eventualy if THEY are good users (to seek adventure).
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