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- ! Locker Docs !
- ! !
- ! Complete documentaion to !
- ! your school locker !
- ! !
- ! The first in the series !
- ! "Vandalism: A Tutorial" !
- ! !
- ! By: Cablecast 0perator !
- ! and Silver Sphere !
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- Before we start, if you are friends
- with counselors that let you borrow
- their keys, steal the master for all
- the lockers in your school. You may
- now ignore the rest of this file.
- :=> Waht You Need
- 3/8" Hex Driver
- Adjustable Wrench(es)
- Needlenose Pliers
- Moby Pliers (Vise-Grips work REAL
- well!)
- 6" Steel Rod or Small Crow Bar
- Small Standard Screwdriver
- Large Standard Screwdriver
- Phillipshead Screwdriver
- Moderate Size Claw Hammer
- :=> Taking Over
- At the beginning of each school
- year, there are a good deal of unused
- lockers around the school. If one of
- these is near your next class, slap a
- padlock on it; we'll get into putting
- a school lock on it later...
- Every school has at least one
- designated "Garbage Locker". Find it
- (them), they can be used to your
- advantage!
- If a locker you want already has an
- owner, no problem! Read the next
- section for more information...
- If you have a large suppy of
- padlocks (which every locker
- destroyer has!), be sure to put them
- on the ones that you want so you'll
- have it later when we go to put a
- school-issued lock on it later.
- :=> Getting In
- Now the real challenge begins! The
- hardest part of all of this is
- getting in the thing in the first
- place! But it's easy if you know the
- tricks of the trade:
- > Padlocks (Combination or Key)
- Here's where we get to use the crow
- bar! Slip it between the lock and the
- latch on the locker, while going
- between the two rods of the shank.
- Apply serious downward force. This
- takes 'em off so disgustingly easily.
- it's not fair! As a matter of fact,
- we can rip Master key locks off with
- a crummy hex driver!
- > Destroying the Thing
- If you are so pissed as to rip the
- lock off and take over by force, be
- sure this is your last resort! You
- leave little marks on the paint, but
- a cheap can of canary yellow or waht
- ever color you loker may be will take
- care of that. Get the crowbar again.
- One end should fit between the dial
- and the door. If not, pry it open a
- little with one of the screwdrivers.
- Rip the dial off without mercy. The
- lock itself will fall inside the locker
- after the bolts snap and will be
- free for opening! If you can get a
- new dial for the lock you ripped off,
- try to get it on so you have another
- usable lock.
- > Going Through The Combination
- Getting in this way is rare, but
- welcomed. Spend an afternoon
- wandering the halls looking at the
- walls, ledges, doors, around a
- lockers wherever a combination can be
- written without being easily seen. If
- you find one, try it out-CAREFULLY!
- Once you get one that works, steal
- it!
-
- > Pennied Lockers
- Now we're talking REALLY rare! But
- these are real easy to spot. Walk
- around looking at the latch. If it is
- sticking up a mile higher than the
- others, give it a tug. Some of them
- stick that high naturally or if the
- locker is over-filled, so watch for
- those.
- :=> Once You're In
- All right, you FINALLY got the
- locker open and the lock is intact.
- Look around. Steal anything of value.
- Now, let's get the lock, ok? See
- those two nuts above and below the
- lock on the inside of the door? Get
- the 3/8" hex driver and remove them.
- Now grab the dial and the lock and
- pull free from the door. Try not to
- move the dial-it's a real pain in the
- ass getting it back right! Refasten
- the nuts and take it to new location,
- and re-install it on the new locker
- repeating the steps. If the dial does
- not go in at first, frob with it a
- while until it seats into the lock.
- Congrats! You now have just taken
- over your first locker!
- > Ripping Out The Walls!
- If you are on the right side of a
- wall, you can remove it with little
- difficulty and get into the locker next to yours. Use the same hex driver
- and unfasten the nuts holding it in.
- Watch out for the shelf, though!
- :=> Garbage Lockers
- As mentioned above, garbage lockers
- can be very useful. These usually
- evidant the first 2-3 months of school.
- They reach maturity in about 1-6
- months depending on use. The
- custodians come and clean and
- disinfect it thoroughly, killing
- wahtever new forms of life you may
- have developed. They then will usually
- put a school-owned padlock on it.
- Now, scince it's clean, and you know
- how to get padlocks off, we say it's
- ripe for picking!
- You previously have been opening
- lockers seeing if they are worth
- conquering, and how come across
- a trash locker. Maybe you contributed
- an unwanted apple, someone's
- homework, etc to it. You suddenly
- notice one day that the janitors have
- taken it over. Immediately, you
- snap the lock off and you have a
- nice clean locker.
- :=> When To Do Your Vandalism
- 1. At lunch
- 2. Skip a period
- 3. After school
- (1) Possibly hard to do. Either no
- one is allowed around school or
- everyone is eating at their lockers.
- (2) May cause difficulties. That is,
- unless you are already failing that
- class.
- (3) This is great. Join some stupid
- club and then leave early everyday.
- Now you have enough time to swipe
- a few! You could also get a job
- at school with the janitors or as
- a techie. Now you have lots of time
- when the school is empty and you have
- access to MORE TOOLS!
- :=> Rating Of Padlocks By Brand
- > Combination
- Guard- This is the cheapest piece
- of shit that we've ever run across!
- The case is undoubtedly in two peices,
- and most often, there are cracks
- around the edges. Now turn it over and
- look on the back. See those two rivets?
- We took TWO of these off with a
- SNEAKER!
- American- Okay. Getting a little
- harder to get off now. The shank is
- 'left-handed', and the dial is
- firmly secured.
- Master- Supposedly 'top-of-the-line',
- but still can be removed with a little
- pressure. LEAN ON THAT MOTHER!
- > Key
- Master- Several million of these,
- no reason to break one off as of yet.
- Sears- One peice case, gave us a
- little trouble to take off with
- our hex driver.
- :=> Glossary Of Most-Used Terms
- Padlock- any self-comtained removable
- lock characterized by a steel shank.
- Usually requires key or combination
- to open.
- Dial- Circular unit found on the
- outside of a school locker used to
- dial the combination.
- Lock- The unit mounted inside the
- locker that prevents the latch from
- moving when the combination has not
- been dialed.
- Shank- Steel semicircle on a padlock
- that will lock when pushed into the
- case of a padlock.
- Latch- Waht you push, pull or twist
- to get a locker open.
- Door- Hinged wall on a locker. Most
- of the time, the only way into a
- locker.
- Locker- Aluminum cubicle used for
- dumping books, freshman, or gym
- clothes in.
- Master- Company know for making cheap
- locks that can be easily opened with
- a dinky-ass screw driver or the key
- that opens a given set of locks.
- Plate[1]- Metal sheet with a number
- stamped on it used for identifying
- lockers.
- Plate[2]- A peice of metal that covers
- the hole in the door where the dial
- goes if one is not present.
- Wall- Removable surface inside locker.
- Shelf- A sheet of wood cut to the shape
- and dimensions so that it fits snug
- inside a locker.
- We would like to dedicate this article
- to those of us who got busted while
- this was being compiled. For those of
- you to follow in our footsteps, BE
- CAREFUL!
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