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- ║ Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0002 ║
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- ║ Date Released : [05/12/92] Author: Sepulturic Death ║
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- ║ Some Great Scams You Can Pull ║
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- Welcome the the second issue of V.A.S. ! As you can tell by the
- title, this issue will tell you all sorts of fun and easy ways to rip stuff
- off. Welp enough introduction, lets get to the good stuff.
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- ■ How many times have you hungered for some fast food like Taco Bell,
- or Burger King, but were just flat broke? Welp here are a few
- interesting ways to get free food, they all work if executed
- carefully (i.e. you are not laughing and with a group of like 20
- teenage friends).
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- If you have ever been to a Taco Bell , you know that they do things
- a bit differently than most fast food resteraunts, which lets you
- rip them off a bit easier. You know how they have you order, then
- rush through to the next person? Welp you simple go over the the
- side where you pick up your order, and just sit there for a few
- minutes, preferably around 5 or so. Now you can sit there and watch
- them call out orders, and when you see something that you like, you
- simple take it, of course someone else will tell you it's theirs,
- but you simply start hassling them, quietly mind you, that you have
- been waiting there for several minutes waiting for your order, and
- you probably just ordered the same thing. Now when you get thirsty
- (since you get your pop when you actually order most of the time),
- you go up to the counter, ask for a glass of water. They give you
- a SMALL glass, you can ask for a bigger one, but since there
- is free refils, who cares? Now take the water, drink it or dump it
- out on the floor or something to that effect, go back up, and ask
- for a refill of Pepsi or Mountain Dew, they will just go ahed and
- fill it up. It may seem like a lot of work and a lot of bullshit,
- but it works, and it's worth it.
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- Of course if you like fast food, find the geeks in your school,
- they usually work at McDonalds or Burger King or something like
- that, kinda 'buddy up' with them, and in no time you will be able
- to pressure them into giving you free food.
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- The next one is rather fun, you go to your local payphone, call up
- say, Burger King, and start telling them about how they messed up
- your order, burned the burgers, gave you the wrong stuff. If you
- do it right, they will tell you to come in and get a replacement
- order. Now simply tell her what you want, and go pick it up, don't
- act like they are doing you a favor, act like you are doing THEM
- a favor by not suing them heh heh. The trick is NOT to order like
- 25 whoppers and such, and dont tell them they screwed up the pop,
- because they will get suspicious. Last time we tried it, we got
- 4 whoppers and 4 large fries, if they are busy enough they will
- even tell you they remember that order. When i went in to pick up
- the order the manager was there kissing my ass, telling me how they
- went and cleaned all the ovens, and how she made this batch just
- for me, and she even gave me some free cookies. This method works
- well with all fast food chains, especially when they get really
- busy. It will even work with certain pizza chains (Like Little
- Caesars, after you buy one, call them and tell them they gave you
- the wrong kind, tell them you wanted square and you got round or
- something, and the next time you order, it's free!).
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- ■ If you get really thirsty, just pay your local gas station a visit,
- you know the ones that keep racks of pop outside. If you go when
- it's dark, get about 2 other friends. The 2 friends go in there to
- ask directions or something while you go and grab some stuff.
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- ■ You can always try importing a bug into a resturaunt, put it in
- your food when you have eaten about half or so, and demand a free
- meal.
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- ■ I have been told that you could go to certain stores, like K-Mart,
- Target, or others and you can take products off the shelf after
- Christmas, and go return them to get money! I have taken back
- items before to Target when i did not have my receipt, and was able
- to make an exchange.
-
- Anyways, I realize many of you people will find this stuff to be
- incredibly obvious, but there are some saps out there that probably haven't
- actually spent the 15 minutes it takes to think this stuff up. Anyhow,
- Later till next time...
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