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- Parking Meter Theft
- by
- THE DICK
-
- Ok here we go. Let's take a walk down the street. We're a little broke
- today I see. Well... here's a little something I devised a few years back
- that actually had a nice payoff....
-
- Parking meters out where I live average about 15 to 20 dollars each. The
- effort to get into them is fairly minimal. The key is SPEED. I had to
- get in there... get the cash... and split! It's pretty fucking simple to
- do too.
-
- My method only works on certain types of meters. Have a look at this diagram.
- ______________ ________
- / __________ \ / \
- | | VIOLATION| | /| |\
- | |__________| | \| |/
- | | | | /
- | <o> | | |
- \______|_______/ <-hinge-> .|___ |
- \ / | | |
- | | | | |
- \ / | | |
- hit HERE-----> \ 0 / <---lock---> 0| * |
- \______/ \_/___/
- | | | |
- | | | |
- front view side view
-
- Now the reason it's something that's gotta be done quick is because my
- method makes alot of noise. I would take a crowbar or a baseball bat or
- another long hard object, and strike the meter on each side a couple of
- times... right in line with the lock. The whole bottom panel would pop
- open to reveal a red can. I had to take that can and run... and do
- another meter somewhere else a little bit later. Now I was stuck with
- this red can... with a big lock on its top. I had to take my crowbar
- and bash and pry the can open as best as i could... and shake the change
- out of it. That's something which is best done in the privacy of your own
- home...
-
-
- Anyhow... that's the deal... if you are confused... forget it you'll never
- figure it out.
-
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-
-
- -the DICK
-