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- ...presents... UPSetting
- by Axiom Codex and
- Lazar
- >>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<<
- -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
- ______________________________________________________________________________
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-
- Intro: First, we would like to define the term "UPSetting". UPSetting
- is a form of thievery that originally involved the United Parcel
- Service. It is a very easy way to receive gifts, of course you
- don't really know what's inside... but that's the fun of it!
- Which we shall explain later.
-
- Materials: You'll need a car, some gas, a driver and one helper, that's it.
- Oh, and a nice big ol' trunk.
-
- Now on to the art of UPSetting...
-
- What you'll need to do is try and find a UPS or Federal Express truck.
- (I'll explain more on FedEx later.) The best time to go UPSetting
- is probably between the hours of 10:00am to 3:00pm during the Christmas
- rush, excluding lunch time for obvious reasons. Start following the
- truck, but make sure you don't get too close and that the driver does
- not see you. Stay at least one or two blocks away from it. When it
- stops, you stop. Pay close attention to which house it's delivering
- to. After it has left, wait for about thirty seconds and then make a
- drive-by. If you don't see a package near or around the front porch,
- one of two things happened.
- (1)The package wasn't dropped off, or
- (2)the residents were home and received the package.
- If the latter happened, continue to follow the truck. If you drive by
- and see a package sitting there, forget about following the truck and
- follow the next procedure.
-
- Snagging the package...
-
- After you drive by the first time, drive by once again and take a
- closer look at the house containing the package. Any neighbors that
- may be outside or looking out their window and any traffic that may be
- coming down the street are things to watch for. If everything is
- clear, drive up casually to the house and take a couple of last-minute
- looks around. Ready the location that you have already designated as
- the place that you're going to put the package and walk up to the front
- porch. If you feel it's necessary, knock on the door first. Then pick
- up the package, throw it in the car, and take off, making sure that no
- one has seen what you've done. If it is a small package and you feel
- like picking up some more, continue to follow the UPS truck, snagging
- packages as the opportunity arises. If not, take the package to a
- place where you can open it without problems. Open it and see what you
- got.... If yer lucky you might get a 9600 baud modem or something.
-
- Following Fed Express...
-
- Following Fed Express is just as easy. However, getting packages is
- harder since they don't usually leave packages as often as UPS. The
- package is usually worth more, although not all the time. Just follow
- the same UPS instructions and you'll end up with some packages too.
- UPS will give you more packages but Fed Exp. will generally get you the
- more quality packages. Enough now, go out and do it!
-
-
- Additional notes:
-
- This addition was created to enhance your skills of UPSetting. After many
- experiments performed with the original "UPSetting" info, we came up with these
- new helpful hints:
-
-
- 1) After picking up the package, be sure to tear off the mailing
- address with the stamp labeled "UPS". Dump it, burn it, do what you
- want with it, just make sure it cannot be found in the car. If you
- happen to get caught with the package, no one will be able to prove
- ownership, and you cannot be forced to open it either, without a
- warrant of course.
-
- 2) In the original "UPSetting", we MENTIONED that you could knock on
- the door if you wanted to, before picking up the package. Now we
- STRESS that you do this because we were almost caught since we
- didn't make sure that no one was at the home. Anyhow, we stress
- that you knock first for your protection.
-
- 3) This hint is a time-saver. If you spot a UPS in a commercial area,
- don't bother following it, find another one. When a UPS delivers in
- a commercial area (stores, doctor's offices, etc.), it hardly ever
- makes any trips into a residential area. Therefore, you'll probably
- waste your gas and the whole day waiting, since you can't make any
- pickups from businesses since more than likely someone will be
- there.
-
- 4) And finally, the best season to go UPSetting is during the Christmas
- season because the driver(s) don't concentrate on the person
- receiving the package, they concentrate on the quantity of packages
- they have to deliver.
-
-
- Intended for information only. Do as you please with this. We are not
- responsible for anything in any matter or way.
- Donated to cDc communications for release.
-
- Call: PHUN LINE 916-481-2306 NUP: PARTY ON DUDE
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