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- --------------------------------------------------------[ May 22, 1990 ]-------
- Pranks, Revenge, and General Mayhem Another "no stupid group" Phile
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- \ \ / \ \ / | | (C) 1990 The Fixer
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- \ /\ /| | This Volume: More Phone Pranks
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- / \ \ / | | THC....................+1 604 598-4259
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- / /\ \ \ / | | Centre of Eternity.....+1 615 552-5747
- /_____/ \_____\ \/ |_____| The Convent............+1 619 475-6187
- _______________________________________________________________________________
-
- Preface: On May 9th, 1990, one of my users (of THC-BBS) called the Ripco BBS
- in Chicago, only to hear this voice message:
-
- "This is 528-5020.
-
- As you are probably aware, on May 8th, the Secret Service
- conducted a series of raids across the country. Early news
- reports indicate that these raids involved people and
- computers that could be connected to credit card and long
- distance toll fraud. Although no arrests or charges were made,
- the Ripco BBS was confiscated on that morning. Its
- involvement at this time is unknown. Since it's unlikely the
- system will ever return, I'd just like to say goodbye and
- thanks for your support for the last six and a half years.
- It's been interesting to say the least. Talk to you later."
-
- On behalf of THC, I would like to applaud Dr. Ripco on his
- running Ripco for 6.5 years, and express the condolences of
- myself and THC's users at the loss of Ripco's hardware. It's
- been interesting, to say the least.
-
- The Fixer, May, 1990
-
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-
- DOWN TO BUSINESS: Fucking over your best friends, worst enemies, and
- k00lest d00dz with their telephones.
-
- Answering Machines
- ------------------
-
- There are several methods of ruining your friends' lives via their
- answering machines. You can fill their incoming message tapes
- with bogus messages, you can turn them on/off remotely and
- hear/erase all the messages, and in some beauties, you can
- change the outgoing message. The latter is the most devastating
- of all answering machine methods, and it will get the most space
- here.
-
- - Most answering machines today have "beeperless remote" features, even
- in the bargain-basement models. Normally they are protected by a
- security code of between 1 and 3 digits, and quite often even the
- 3-digit ones are so easily cracked it's disgusting. Once "inside" an
- answering machine, you can do a number of things. Always, you will be
- able to hear, and later erase, any incoming messages. This is helpful
- to the prankster in that it lets him intercept his target's important
- messages, indicating the target's future whereabouts for later
- attacks. It also, of course, can be used to prevent the target from
- receiving important messages, with possible dire consequences to the
- target's social/work life.
-
- - Another interesting feature of many answering machines is the ability
- to change the outgoing message. When I bought my own unit, the last
- thing I asked the salesman was, "Can you change the outgoing message
- from remote?" As soon as he said "No" I bought it. That's how you
- should shop for answering machines too, as is about to become clear...
-
- A few messages to replace a target's answering message with:
-
- Blackmail messages:
-
- "Hi, you have reached Wayne's House of Drugs. Currently we have Home
- Boge, Mexican redhair, Black hash from California, crack and Ice in
- stock. Please leave your name, phone number, and the amount and kind
- of poison you need and I'll get back to you. Thanks and Party Hardy!
- BEEEEEEP"
-
- "This is The Installer's Codeline. Here are this weeks codes: 604 385
- 9682 0194. 604 477 9980 6682. 604 727 4432 8282. These are all BC
- Tel Calling Cards. Please leave your codes at the tone. BEEEEEEEEP"
-
- A slightly less malignant blackmail message:
-
- "Hi, this is the Silva Residence. No one can come to the phone right
- now since we're having our nightly session of hot steamy gay family
- orgy fun. As soon as we get out of the shower, we'll call you back.
- See ya later, you hunk of man-meat you! BEEEEEEEP"
-
- For a machine in a doctor's office:
-
- "You have reached Dr. Jones' office. We are sorry, but this office is
- closed due to a pending malpractice suit. Thank you for calling.
- BEEEEEEP"
-
- For a known police informer (to wit: a NARC):
-
- "This is the Sidney RCMP. There is no-one in the station to take your call
- right now. If this is an emergency, officers are available at the
- Sidney Donut Shoppe, at 656-4983. BEEEEEEEEP" (The above blackmail
- messages also work well for narcs)
-
- Universally useful:
-
- "This answering machine accepts all collect calls. (10 second pause
- while operator does her thing) Here are this weeks codes: (etc etc
- etc)"
-
- Here's something I have never tried, tell me if it works for you:
-
- Send your mark's machine several seconds of 2600 Hz and the
- appropriate MF coding for a nice faraway lame BBS or something, as the
- outgoing message. Then advertise (anonymously) on some other faraway
- BBSes the existence of a new BBS with no download ratios, 25,000
- files, etc etc etc. What happens is that when someone calls LD (and
- they will), the answering machine will start blue boxing. The phone
- company will not be pleased.
-
- I'm sure you can think of a lot more.
-
- - Here are a few hints and pointers: My ex-roomie, a consummate
- dick-head worthy of everything he has gotten in the process of beta
- testing these pranks (as a matter of trivia, he's the Wayne in Wayne's
- House of Drugs) has a nice Cobra answering machine. Well, not only
- did he pay 3 times for his machine as much as I paid for mine, but his
- has only a wimpy one-digit code (it's 5) and lets you change the
- outgoing message from remote. Other answering machines have a 2 or 3
- digit combination but actually accept ANY digit on the row or column
- of the "actual" code number, thus bringing the number of possible
- codes down to near-zero. Still other machines have stupid codes like
- 123, 369, etc (some of those are the previous kind). Almost all
- answering machine codes are hardcoded; I have seen dip-switches and
- PC-mounted rotary switches allowing owners to change their codes at
- will, but these beauties are rare, fortunately. The best thing you
- can do is acquire a library of users manuals for various machines to
- learn their code conventions and instruction sets. This can be
- readily accomplished by hanging out in department stores etc that sell
- the things.
-
- There is no Canadian Law explicitly dealing with answering-machine
- tampering, but all of these pranks can lead to your being charged with
- common mischief at the least. Caveat Trickstor.
-
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-
- Linemans' Handset Methods
- -------------------------
-
- Please don't refer to a homebuilt lineman's handset as a "bud
- box", "brown box", "beige box", "tan box", "modu box", "terminal
- box", or anything else so lame. There is no technical wizardry
- in ripping the mod plug off your phone and replacing it with
- 'gator clips. If you can get a real handset, do so because they
- are specially ballasted to allow near-silent line interception
- whereas modified Flip-fone ]['s will always generate a nice
- clunk on the line when you attach, and often will even tinkle
- the bell on phones in your target's house.
-
- Using a handset to do nothing but place phree phone kawlz is
- lame; the true misanthrope phreak knows the true power of his
- tool.
-
- - Custom calling! It's been said that the only person you can't prank
- is someone who lives in a cave as a hermit. And it's true in
- phoneland too, the more services your target subscribes to, the easier
- it is to have phun with his miserable little life. Take call
- forwarding. If your mark has this most useful of services, you've got
- it made. Goto your target's phone terminal box-ette on the side of
- his house one fine sunday morning (revenge on the Lord's Day is no
- sacrilege to an anarchist) at 4:30, clip on your awesome modu-box, and
- try a few of these little gems:
-
- :Forward all his calls to 911, the police or Fire Dep't.
- Guaranteed results at the very first incoming call.
-
- :Forward calls to Dial-A-Prayer, Dial-A-Meditation (we have a
- great Sri Chinmoy recording in Victoria, BC, at 604-595-2721).
- I used to do this with my own line sometimes, it really fucks
- incoming callers minds up.
-
- :Forward calls to yourself. Risky, but if your mark doesn't
- have an answering machine you can use your own machine to use
- the above-mentioned Answering Machine methods.
-
- :Forward calls long-distance. In 604, calls that are forwarded
- long-distance are paid for by the forwarding party, i.e. your
- target. It should work the same in many other area codes too,
- call your local telco customer service rep to find out. This
- can have horrible implications...
-
- :...if you forward those calls to a BBS, or better still a
- code-line and advertise your mark's number as the "new local
- node for the MegaLeech AE".
-
- :Forwarding to a 1-900 or 1-976 dial-it service works well too.
- Since most of these are voice-only, it is very easy to program
- a large number of people to start calling your mark on short
- notice, and the target gets stuck with the bill.
-
- :Forwarding to your phone comany's local security office is a
- sign of true arrogance on your part, as everyone gets hosed. Do
- it sometime.
-
- :Forward calls to a number that is not in service. Effect is
- self explanatory.
-
- :Set your own (or another target's) call forwarding to forward
- to your primary target. Then have the target's forwarding set
- to your own number (or the secondary target). Can you say
- endless forwarding loop? Be warned that some phoneco's have
- gotten wind of this concept and installed anti-loop safeguards.
-
- :Forward calls to just about anything offensive and
- blackmailable, gay sex lines, the Nazi Party, the KKK, the
- Jehovah's Witnesses, need I get graphic?
-
- :Forward to voice-mail systems. These are great as most will
- record MF tones so the abovementioned
- blue-boxing-answering-machine trick will work, in a roundabout
- way, via forwarding. They also let you wash your hands clean
- of any answering-machine/forwarding combos you pull.
-
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-
- Electrical Fun
- --------------
-
- As any phone freak worthy of his k-bud box knows, telephones
- require certain specific voltage levels in order to operate.
- Run them too far below these voltages, and they crap out and
- die. Run them too high, and they blow up and melt.
-
- - An old trick, but it has been such a great standby for tricksters, no
- phone tricks file is complete without it: Drive to your target's
- residence (4:30 AM on a sunday is definitely the best time for this).
- Have an accomplice keep the motor running and the car door open. Head
- on up to that trusty little grey box on the side of Mr. Victim's
- house, and attach the 'gator clip ends of your "suicide plug" to the
- phone terminals. Now, I sure hope you brought a LONG suicide plug
- because it is likely that the only outside 120VAC outlet on the house
- is on the other side. Murphy's law applies to revenge just as in any
- other walk of life so be prepared. Now, when you plug that suicide
- plug into Mr. Outside Outlet on Mr. Victim's house, the effect will be
- immediate and striking: Every phone in the house will ring loudly and
- violently. Older mechanical phones might survive having 110 VAC
- running through them continuously for several minutes, but electronic
- phones and especially MODEMS will be destroyed. You run the risk of
- being charged with arson if you are caught, so don't be. RUN, don't
- walk, to your waiting getaway vehicle and HAUL ASS OUTA THERE before
- someone comes to the window and gets your licence plate. If you don't
- mind paying a price for your assured freedom, placing a timer ($9.95
- at London Drugs for the cheapest light timers) on the suicide plug
- will give you a nice safe delay but you'll miss the fireworks...
-
- - "The Scarlet Box" was a resistor, circa 6000 ohms, placed across the
- phone terminals. It had the effect of putting a load on the line
- that caused horrible noise. Another thing to do is try a capacitor
- instead, a nice non-polarised electrolytric can. It does wonders to
- the lines bandwidth.
-
- - How about this: Basic phone service carries its audio on a DC bias
- "carrier." Transformers and capacitors don't like DC but they pass AC
- just fine. So, put a cap in series on the line. Phone rings, yes,
- because ringing voltage is AC. Phone give dial tone? Noooooo....
- Fixer stop talking in Taiwanese english now.
-
- - If your mark's phone terminal box is adjacent to several others, or
- shares a box with others, then start connecting them together in
- parallel. Make sure you match rings with rings, tips with tips. Many
- interesting effects. Krazy Glue the boxes shut when you're done to
- "save your changes" permanently.
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-
- Well, that's it. This file is probably 100% illegal and banned by law,
- but damned if I'm not going to exercise my right to copyright it. This
- file is not in the public domain. Sysops of other BBSes are licensed to
- distribute it free of charge on the sole condition that it is
- distributed in its entirety and with all bylines and copyrights intact,
- and with no text added. I've been in the IBM world too long, you can
- probably tell, but it roast my butt what some lamers are doing to decent
- text files these days.
-
- (C) 1990 The Fixer.
-
-