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- PrankPhone Calls
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- Some transcripts of PLA Texas' member prank calls. (Currently all me)
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- ME: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Jenkins please?
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- THEM: This is he.
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- ME: This is Robert with AT&T Corporate Security, I'd like to talk to
- you about around $2000 dollars of illegal fradulent calls made
- from your house.
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- THEM: Excuse me?
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- ME: Do you know anything about this?
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- THEM: No, I don't know anything about any calls.
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- ME: I'm sorry sir, but our records show that these calls were made from
- YOUR house.
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- THEM: It must be a mistake <sounds worried>
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- ME: You'll have to pay for them.
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- THEM: How much did you say the calls were? <probably hoping it was <$50
- so he could just forget it>
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- ME: $2,010.30. I can fax or mail you a list of times the calls were
- made and the duration and cost of the calls.
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- THEM: Well I didn't make those calls, I'm NOT paying.
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- ME: Then AT&T will give your name to a collection agency, and your local
- telephone provider will shut off your phone line.
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- THEM: <getting real pissed> I told you, I didn't make any goddamn phone
- calls!
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- ME: I'm sorry sir, but you did.
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- THEM: <hangs up>
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- I then sent him a nice letter with a collection agency letter head asking
- for the $2,000 dollars, called him again and said I was with Southwestern
- Bell and was shutting of his long distance because he had made fradulent
- calls, and then shut down his long distance carrier and all of his calling
- cards. To this day I don't think he can make a long distance call :)
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- Here's a transcript of me harrassing my "Current Loser of the Month"
- of Jan-Apr 1996
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- ME: <dialing> 1-800-225-5288
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- ATT: duh, duh, duh, duh, duh How would you like to bill this call?
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- ME: Collect
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- ATT: Number please?
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- ME: 214-923-0810
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- ATT: Your name?
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- ME: Hank Moore
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- PHONE: <ring> <ring>
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- THEM: Hello?
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- ATT: Hello, this is AT&T Operator xxxx (I forgot), I have a collect
- call from "Hank Moore", will you accept charges?
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- THEM: Why sure!
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- THEM: Hank?
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- ME: Yeah bitch, whatcha doing?
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- THEM: Hank???? <utterly confused>
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- ME: Your phone been asking you for quarters lately?
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- THEM: huh?
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- ME: I just wondered how your phone bill is doing? <i had billed
- about $350 to their credit card before MCI shut it off>
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- THEM: You are an evil person. I hope you know you are going to hell.
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- THEM: <hangs up>
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- THEM: Hello, Waxahachie Christian?
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- ME: May I speak with John Box please? <john box=big boss>
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- THEM: just a moment...
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- THEM: Hello, this is John.
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- ME: Hi, this is Eric with the Internal Revenue service. We would like
- to inform you that an employee of yours is cheating on his taxes. We've
- found huge discrepancies in 5 of his tax returns, and have launched a full
- scale investigation on him.
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- THEM: Who is it? What do you want?
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- ME: Is a Mr. Hankford Moore not employed by you?
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- THEM: yeah... he's an honest man though, he wouldn't cheat on his taxes
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- ME: I'm sorry, but he has gotten huge sums of money from somewhere, and
- they haven't come from his job. Do you know anything about this?
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- THEM: Well, come to think of it, he has been coming around here with a new
- car, and fancy clothes. And I heard he and his wife were going to build a
- swimming pool for their kids...
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- ME: Do you have any idea where the money came from? The FBI is currently
- investigating that matter. <notice my small discrepancy here, but John
- never notices>
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- THEM: I've been pretty upset at him lately. Someone keeps calling here,
- asking for him, and hanging up. Also, most of his mail comes here now.
- He's always late, and jumpy a lot. And that stunt with the businesses was
- ridiculous!
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- ME: what are you talking about sir? <grinning because I know exactly what
- he's talking about>
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- THEM: at 8:15 in the morning, about 20 people from lawn repair, to
- painters, to piano tuners knock on my door and ask for Hank Moore. It took
- me 'til 10:00 to get everyone to leave and then at 12:00 I got 5 x-tra
- large pepperoni pizzas delivered. I was madder than a hornet.
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- ME: uh, okay, but what about the taxes? could you withhold his paycheck
- until we get this cleared up
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- THEM: sure, if I don't fire him
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- THEM: <hangs up>
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- <i laugh>
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- That mention of the lawn repair, etc. was a variation on RBCP's theme,
- except I ordered the services to Hank's boss in Hank's name instead of to
- Hank's house.
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- Here's a transcript of me having fun with my OKI cellular phone, breaking
- into other people's conversations using debug mode:
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- ME: <scanning channels>
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- THEM: blah, blah, blah
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- ME: <#42-01> (OKI code to turn on DTMF 1)
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- THEM2: what the heck is that awful horn? (sounds like a senior citizen)
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- ME: <#43> (turning it off)
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- THEM: what horn? (only one side of conversation could hear my DTMF)
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- ME: <#42-01> for about 2 seconds
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- ME: <#43>
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- THEM2: that horn
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- THEM: i don't hear any horn, I'll hang up and call you back <hangs up>
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- <I find them again>
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- ME: <#07> (OKI code to transmit)
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- ME: I AM GOD!!!!
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- THEM2: What?
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- ME: I AM GOD!!!!
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- THEM2: Do you hear that? Someone is speaking in my phone besides
- you!!
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- THEM: Have you been taking something Janice?
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- ME: The world ends tonight!
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- THEM2: God just told me that the world ends tonight through my cellular
- phone!
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- THEM: Maybe you'd better get some rest.
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- THEM2: But I heard it.
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- THEM2: Really I did.
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- THEM: I'd better talk to you later.
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- THEM: Bye
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- THEM2: But i really heard him!!!
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- <transmission ends>
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