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o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o } { } Send a message with subject send pdial to kaminski@netcom.com { } for alternatives to AOL internet access. { } { o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o ===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+=== I ignore all posts from aol.com. ===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+=== *-*-*-*-*-* haiku corner *-*-*-*-* | GUI-land: | destiny@crl.com * Clueless newbie fools. * | AOL. | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* *-*-*-*-*-* haiku corner *-*-*-*-* | "this a test" | destiny@crl.com * >>[long quote] I agree * | AOL. | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* *-*-*-*-*-* haiku corner *-*-*-*-* | Stupid Notes | destiny@crl.com * Posted seven times. * | $3.50 | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* *-*-*-*-*-* haiku corner *-*-*-*-* | Censor me. | destiny@crl.com * Censor Courtney Love. * | Go "Cancel" | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* <>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> | AOL Users don't have ROT-13. | | Let's talk about them behind their backs. | <>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> [The following sigs were coded in ROT-13] <>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> | Bite me, AOL. You suck like a cheap whore. | <>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<>-<> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= If you cut and paste with a file you paid AOL to download, you can do what I did by typing 'd'. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= o -o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o } { } If you had compared AOL internet access to 'Jake' in 'The Sun Also Rises' { } I would have been right with you. --Mr Toxic { } { o -o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - o Deep down, I secretly love AOL. This is all just a front. Not! AOL is more fun than an etch-a-sketch. What's wrong with AOL? My six year old nephew loves it! ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | "Menace, I rail on." | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | "Are on in malice." | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | "Nil Income" area. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | A real icon mine | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | In a core, arcane. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I rein a lame con | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | "I.E., a non-miracle" | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I ream in a clone | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I creamin' alone | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I'm on near Alice | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I care, man. No lie. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | A-comin' in a leer | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I mail, none care | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Nor can I mail --EE | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I, Al, in a mere con | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I careen mail on | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | A liar come nine. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | AOL, nein--A crime! | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Come--inane lair | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I.E., inane clamor | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I reel in a coma. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I am on a recline | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I came in a loner | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Nice arena, Milo | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Lie arena comin' | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | "Near one" I claim | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I mince near AOL | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I re-come in anal | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Reamin' AOL nice | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I nail, cream one | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Mine loin race - A | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Ire? No, I am clean. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | In a crime, alone. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | No line a crime--A.N. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Manacle in ire - O. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | i.e., I'm anal crone | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Anon crime--A lie | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | O, Crimean Alien. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I? No. I'm a cleaner. | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | Con+Lie+Ire=A-man | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I.E., "ME NO CRANIAL" | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I rein on a camel | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I reel on, maniac | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | I.E. come in. Learn | ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- destiny@crl.com | The America Online Anagram Contest | man of 1,000 sigs | A nice loin ream. | ----------------------------------------- Send angry flames ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to | "The magic words are squeamish ossifrage." | destiny@crl.com | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ destiny@crl.com /\ / \ Freedom of Speech Online civil disobedience ============================================================================== /__________\ AOL chat rooms Oct. 13 9:00 pm - EST destiny@crl.com /\ My newsgroup went to the / \ Freedom of Speech Online civil disobedience ============================================================================== /__________\ and all I got was this stupid .sig destiny@crl.com /\ The average AOLer is a blithering child / \ whose opinions are worth approximately ============================================================================= /__________\ the same as a pair of fetid dingo kidneys destiny@crl.com /\ My newsgroup went to the / \ Freedom of Speech Online civil disobedience ============================================================================== /__________\ and Wired didn't even call once <=----------------------=> Michael Gordon ()_() xrvu65b@prodigy.com (_) Welcome <=----------------------=> | to No facial hair | Disneyland! allowed / \ [ ] ()_() Look! It's the robot from destiny@crl.com (_) / \ "Lost in Space" ()_() destiny@crl.com (@@) Gas-mask [] Mickey ()_() ( ) ( ) ( ) The ( ) Mickipede ----------------+---------- What Michael Gordon saw () () | when he went peeping on ) ( | the set of "The Little Mermaid" ( * ) O \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The fence outside Michael Gordon's sanitarium: ()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_() ()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_() ()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_() ()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_()_() ()_() ( ) Mickey taking a leak | | / | / | Mickey sticks finger into light socket. ( ) ( ) 0 0 @ ()_()()_() ( ) ( ) \ / Freaks of Nature [] The Siamese Mouse || ==0== . . destiny@crl.com . . . _______ _______________________________________________________ / \ / ()_() \ Mickory Peck in -- / ( ) \ North by Northwest / | \ // _() // | ~ (_) // | | () || | | ||_________|_______ ___________________________ ___ Boxcar Mickey || / \ / / / / / fails to see the || / / / / / tunnel coming ||___________/ /____________/______________/ /________ || | | | | || + + | | + + + + | | + + || | | | | destiny@crl.com || + + | | + + + + | | + + Fingering AOL, destiny-style / \ |\_/| |---| | | | | _ |=-=| _ _ / \| |/ \ / \| | | ||\ | | | | | \> | | | | | \ | - - - - |) ) | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ()_() \ _( ) | > | Learning the . ()_() . ..;:.:. . truth about .( ). . :`::.;:. . . African killer bees . .|. . .^;:`.;` . | destiny@crl.com {} {} o o o o \ / \ ()_() / ( ) | | Still Life: "Mouse in Irons" / \ / \ [] [] Goofy helps Mickey move a piano _____ ! ! ! ! ! ! __ !______! /_ / | | | | ()_ | | / (_)|__|/ ----- () _________________ / ()_() / / (_) / | / / | Mickey the Baptist /_________________/ | | | | | | | | | | | destiny@crl.com, entering his "minimalist sig" period @ | | Jason | | destiny@crl.com, entering his "minimalist sig" period %% Kennedy %@@% % % That would bore even a mouse to death. 8o--- destiny@crl.com . . . . . . . . . . Two captains. One destiny . . . . . . . . * . "It was fun." . . . . . David Cassel ...... picking up other people's .sigs on the ISH. 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