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FREE SPEECH ONLINE - Transcript 1 Mary5913: I have an announcement. SEDJWICK: WHAT'S YOUR ANNOUNCMENT? Mary5913: Ready? Mary5913: Today is Lenny Bruce's birthday, so my announcement is this: Mary5913: "Even though he was arrested for obscenity... Mary5913: The real reason, which he knew, and the district attorney knew... Mary5913: and the police admitted... Mary5913: was that he used organized religion as a satirical target." Mary5913: Paul Krassner, editor "How To Talk Dirty and Influence People" SEDJWICK: OH! I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT. Mary5913: Alot of literature contains obscenity! Mary5913: This won a Pulitzer prize: Mary5913: "For *me*, I'm saying, what it is, it's p[robably not the orgasm. Some broads, forearms... Mary5913: on your neck, something her *eyes* did. THer was a *sound* she made...or, me, lying the... Mary5913: I'll tell you: me lying in bed; the next day she brought me cafe'au lait. Mary5913: "She gives me a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete." --David Mamet Mary5913: Pulitzer prize Mary5913: 1984. Mary5913: Happy Birthday, Lenny Bruce! Mary5913: "Do's and dont's for swimmers in shark-infested waters. You ready for the first do? Mary5913: "Get out of the water as soon as possible." Pjdarling: Are these shark infested waters? Legs4UHere: whats all the talk about Mary5913: Free Bobby Seales! Pjdarling: yay right! Pjdarling: i'd rather talk about your legs.... Mary5913: Talk dirty to me.....it's Lenny Bruce's birthday! IBophelia: you all dont talk to much do ya? Mary5913: Shit! I lost my Bobby Seale quotes. Pjdarling: Bobby Seale? Mary5913: Bobby Seale was a man who was bound and gagged at his trial... Mary5913: He was blamed for the violence at the 1968 Democratic convention. Mary5913: Did any of you ever get TOS'd? Pjdarling: terms? Mary5913: Yeah! Mary5913: What did you say? Mattsplace: dghji;ery Mary5913: What are those---Spanish curse words? Mattsplace: dhfyiuyoiy Mary5913: Say "cajones". I dare ya! Mattsplace: dytikuy0o Mattsplace: fdik7toliu Mary5913: ALTA! ESTAS PALABRAS SON PROHIBIDO! Pjdarling: ---Well - I never! Mattsplace: rtuiyitoyioyuiyotyuioyotyotyutrelkrwlkrhjkrthkshklhnsrlghtsk jgh;s;h;srjh Mary5913: NEIN! NEIN! SCHNELL, SCHNELL...TOS FUHRER!!! Mattsplace: wlfkjglsfhjglsdhfjglsgjslfhjgslhgjfhgksdfhgshgkshglsfghfdlf Mary5913: C'mon.....I dare ya to say "fuck". Mary5913: Or have you heard this too much: Mary5913: "Don't be a baby....be a man. Sell out!" Mary5913: "DAMN YOUR ASS, KHRUSHEV!" Mattsplace: who are you Mary5913: C'mon...say "fuck". I dare ya. Mattsplace: never why should i JGRS: Mary....would rather do it than say it!! ;-) Mary5913: "Screw Ireland! How about that, folks, huh? They really bum-rapped you..." Linda Bozo: How is everyone tonight? Mary5913: Fuck Haiti! Fuck 'em all! Mary5913: The U.S. policy in Vietnam was fucked up, and it's even worse now! Pjdarling: I think marys is having a bad night! SPIDERM540: screw hati, let'em fight it out among themselves, bill clinton sucks... ToddT38799: Spider...thats the first sensible thing ive heard Mary5913: "Oh this woodcock, what an ass it is!" Mary5913: Shakespeare. Mary5913: "C'mon kid, let's blow this thing and get out of here!" Mary5913: Star Wars ToddT38799: mary... thats bill clinton SPIDERM540: indeed, we have an idiot as president.... Mary5913: A fucking idiot! ToddT38799: agreed WeatherT: your intelligence is showing Mary5913: "I don't wet the bed. Elect me!" ToddT38799: a draft dodging pot smoking...wimp from arkansas Mary5913: And he fucked Paula Jones! ToddT38799: that to... SPIDERM540: inbred no less, don't forget that.. ToddT38799: da.....yup... Mary5913: Does anyone know what George Carlin's seven dirty words were? Mary5913: There was "shit, piss...." Mary5913: "Cunt, prick......" SPIDERM540: mofo, coso...etc.. Mary5913: "Cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits" ToddT38799: mary...settle doen Mary5913: "No bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions... Mary5913: "And words." --George Carlin. Mary5913: And I spelled them correctly. ToddT38799: ]nice job... SPIDERM540: "STUFF".........gotta have "STUFF".... Mary5913: Why won't you guys say dirty words? ToddT38799: why????? Pjdarling: dont need to Mary5913: Why not? ToddT38799: again...why???? Mary5913: "Hey, big fucking deal. Broke a bad streak." Mary5913: That's from the 1984 Pulitzer Prize winner for drama. Mary5913: "Fuck. I had them on the River Glen." Stpfljes: she must be a reformed baptist SPIDERM540: literary in the house........woop, there it is... ToddT38799: I appreciate your linguistic efforts..but...WHY???? Stpfljes: or stoned out of her gord Mary5913: "What an ass art thou. I understand thee not." Shakespeare. Mary5913: I need to say one thing, one more time. Mary5913: Freedom of Speech must not be infringed. Paul Krassner said: Mary5913: Even though Lenny Bruce was arrested for language, the real reason, which he knew... Mary5913: and police knew and the district attorney even admitted, was... Mary5913: his use of organized religion as a satirical target. Mary5913: Paul Krassner, editor "How to Talk Dirty and Influence People SPIDERM540: for Queen Satanari, the climb to her mountain stronghold was a difficult one... SPIDERM540: quote from .....Space Ghost Comics, 1968.. Mary5913: If you accept restrictions on what words you can use, you allow abuses by the vindictive. ToddT38799: I dont like verbal garbage but I do like naked women Mary5913: "You know why we can't have children? Because I can't COME, because it's dirty." Mary5913: Lenny Bruce. ToddT38799: cuss words are ineffectual Mary5913: Then why ban them? Stpfljes: when over used Mary5913: Banned here when used at all. Stpfljes: they loose all meaning ToddT38799: mary...you type fast Stpfljes: which is shame because when used correctely they are powerful Mary5913: I type dirty, too. ToddT38799: what else... ToddT38799: mary ....mary Stpfljes: i think she needs a good f*****g Mary5913: Say it you bastard! ToddT38799: restate that...mary Stpfljes: say what Mary5913: Say "fucking". ToddT38799: YOU NEED TO GET LAID Mary5913: Bravo, Todd! Mary5913: {Mary applauds Todd} ToddT38799: My...Pleasure...and hopefully your too... Mary5913: C'mon, how 'bout the rest of you. Mary5913: It's Lenny Bruce's birthday.... Mary5913: type "laid". I dare yoU! Mary5913: When a chicken has three eggs, what has she done to them? Mary5913: LAID! Mary5913: C'mon..... Mary5913: type "laid!" Stpfljes: i think i said it just fine what u need is a rigid pole to be inserted into one of your openings Mary5913: Which one? ToddT38799: My favorite one Mary5913: C'mon....my ear? my ass? my cunt? SPIDERM540: All over America, women are burning dinners...... Marge Piercy Stpfljes: which ever one is tightest Mary5913: *Your* ass is pretty tight... ToddT38799: damn...you can type fast... your a... Mary5913: a what? Sis4: mary watch your language ToddT38799: UH>>OH Mary5913: C'mon. Jesus rode into Jerusalem, and you know what he was sitting on? Mary5913: His ass! ToddT38799: Mary...relax Mary5913: And then he said, "Show me you love me! Kiss....my ass!" Mary5913: "Come on.....kiss my ass, everybody!" ToddT38799: SMOOCH>>> Stpfljes: actually we were not talking about me we were talking about you Stpfljes: is that where you like it mary Mary5913: "The Ecumenical Council has given the Pope permission to become a nun. Just on Fridays." Mary5913: Lenny Bruce. Sis4: mary your the only ass watch your language ToddT38799: mary...I bet your a blast...feisty Mary5913: You said "ass"! Mary5913: Sis4 said "ass" Mary5913: Todd said "Laid" Mary5913: I love you people! Sis4: I smell ToddT38799: why do you smell Stpfljes: my question exactly Mary5913: Jesus said...."Show me you love me.....kiss my ass!" SPIDERM540: let the flagelit's glide...mary Sis4: i smell Stpfljes: why do you smell sis ToddT38799: Mary...got to tell me where your from... Ill show you mine if you show me yours Mary5913: "...all train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it." Mary5913: That's the worst thing that I can confess. Mary5913: You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. Mary5913: When you *die* you're going to regret the things you don't do. Mary5913: You think you're *queer*? I'm going to tell you something: we're *all* queer. ToddT38799: absolutely Mary5913: You think that you're a thief? So what? Mary5913: You get befuddled by a middle-class morality...? Get shut of it. Shut it out. Mary5913: You cheated on your wife...? Mary5913: You did it, live with it. Mary5913: You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Mary5913: May be. And then what? Mary5913: If you *think(* there is, then *be* that thing. Mary5913: Bad people go to hell? I don't *think* so. Mary5913: If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Mary5913: Yes. I won't live in it. Stpfljes: mary whats bothering you Mary5913: That was text from the 1984 Pulitzer Prize winner for Drama, by David Mamet. SPIDERM540: ever read The Lottery"? Mary? ToddT38799: Mary...what are you... the gospel here ...spare me..your pissing me off SPIDERM540: what's the plot then? hmmmmm? BryanP5421: Mary ,Basket case! SPIDERM540: i like her, she provoke's though, can you? ToddT38799: assinine... Mary5913: Ass Mary5913: inine. Mary5913: ^ is prohibited by AOL's terms of service. SPIDERM540: go to be children, your mommy's calling... ToddT38799: I have kids...I wint put up with that crap... BryanP5421: You call crude profanity thought Mary5913: Pulitzer Prize-winning profanity. SPIDERM540: todd, have you cleaned your room, brushed your teeth yet.. BryanP5421: Still crude gutter langouge SPIDERM540: or is oral higene, not your cup of tea... Mary5913: Are you saying Lenny Bruce used "crude gutter language" Mary5913: "No bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.....and words." Mary5913: George Carlin. ToddT38799: mary... see you later.. in your best interest ToddT38799: I initially thought you had some intellect...but Mary5913: I initially thought yo u had some balls. SPIDERM540: todd, i know geaorge carlin and your no george carlin....hehehehehehehe Mary5913: Why won't you say "fuck" ? Sis4: mary fuck off BryanP5421: Right On Sis! Mary5913: Anyone else got the balls that Sis does? ToddT38799: nice job sis Mary5913: I'll calm down. But look, why won't any of you use profanity? Stpfljes: because the necessity has not arose AshEla: It wouldnt be prudent Mary5913: Why not? SPIDERM540: fuck that, get it on mary.... Mary5913: Fuckin' yeah! ToddT38799: what the FUCK is your hangup on profanity..mary Mary5913: I'm proud of you, Todd. BryanP5421: I can usually express myself without using profanity> Evahnell: Profanity is against the TOS rules Evahnell: This is a family service Mary5913: That's a smokescreen. Lenny Bruce served time in prison for "profanity". Mary5913: In an all adult club. Mary5913: No children present. ToddT38799: FUCK lenny bruce Mary5913: Todd is cool. Stpfljes: well if you have impressionable kids then isn't it past their bedtime Evahnell: You can be TOSsed out for not adhereing to the TOS rules Evahnell: Mary why the need for it? Mary5913: Paul Krassner, editor of the Realist and Lenny Bruce's book "How to talk dirty and influence Mary5913: people: SPIDERM540: todd sucks donkey dick...hehehehe FirstBrew: richard prior or the other wont be on if it were not for lenny Mary5913: Even though he got arrested for his language, the real reason, which he knew and police Mary5913: admitted, was his use of organized religion as a target. Mary5913: Lenny Bruce died for your sins! FirstBrew: and drug use ToddT38799: spare me of this philosophical b...s...I dont talk dirty Mary5913: You just did! Mary5913: "Fuck Lenny Bruce" --ToddT38799 AshEla: Lenny Bruce is a DORK!!!!! Mary5913: "dork"? That's it? Mary5913: Ooh-----hep cat. Stpfljes: lenny was not a dork he was a visionary SPIDERM540: he had a passion for little boy's i heard.. ToddT38799: mary...knock it off... Mary5913: Fuck you. ToddT38799: mary.... BryanP5421: Mary .are you a follower of Lenny Bruce? Mary5913: It's Lenny Bruce's birthday. FirstBrew: i have all his shit and love bambi meets godzilla Mary5913: Let's see who can get the *closest* to swearing, without actually doing it. Mary5913: Prick. Mary5913: Your finger. Mary5913: Come on, this is a game you can all play! BryanP5421: Eat one Ssteve11: Found Under Carnal Knowlege ToddT38799: take lenny bruce (no caps) and stick it where the sun dont shine..) Mary5913: Norman Mailer said that to Dick Cavett, actually. FirstBrew: todd todd you only watch disney Stpfljes: he broke barriers that needed breaking however the power of the words is using them sparingl Mary5913: Dick Mary5913: Cavett Mary5913: dick. SPIDERM540: titalating and tangy, musty in smell, growing sturdy in the night.... SPIDERM540: a mushroom... Mary5913: "Why don't you ask another question, Dick?" Mary5913: "What don't you fold it six ways and stick it where the moon don't shine." Dick Cavett'73 ToddT38799: Hey mary ...bend over and let me do you Mary5913: Okay....I'm bending over...now what? FirstBrew: mary ever read bukowski Mary5913: Bukowski? I love him! Let's hear it! ToddT38799: here it comes FirstBrew: mary dont give in to him which one best ToddT38799: spread it a little more Mary5913: Describe it! Use graphic words, please! I insist! FirstBrew: like post office and dirty old man FirstBrew: mary where do you live at JARET8: Hello, hello Guide GO: Hiya Jaret:) Guide GO: Good evening everyone.:) How is everyone doing this evening?:) BryanP5421: R U N Mary5913: Fine! And yourself? ToddT38799: Marys A TEASE<<< SPIDERM540: shit up...i'm tired of this niceness .. ToddT38799: bingo Guide GO: SPIDERM540 vulgarity is a violation of the Terms of Service. SPIDERM540: typo..ooops.. Mary5913: Significant typo. Guide GO: Please stop NOW. Read at Keyword TOS. Mary5913: Yeah, Spiderman! Mary5913: Spiderman's been doing that all night! Nug4bong: liil girl how are you doing FirstBrew: some one spilled the beans Mary5913: Hey, did you hear the joke? "What was Jesus sitting on when he rode into Jerusalem?" Mary5913: His ass! Mary5913: Ha ha ha ha! Mary5913: Get it? Ass! Mary5913: Ha ha ha ha! ToddT38799: mary knock that sh.. off ToddT38799: straighten up.. Mary5913: "Why, what an ass I am! This is most brave!" Mary5913: Shakespeare. ToddT38799: mary...... Mary5913: Can I say "knock that sh** off?" Mary5913: That's not a TOS violation? ToddT38799: be careful.... Guide GO: That is a violation and do NOT say it Mary5913: No it isn't! Mary5913: Man, I feel like Penn Jillette! SPIDERM540: help me, i've been caned.. ToddT38799: mary...are you still there Mary5913: Yeah! ToddT38799: your a "puss" Guide GO: Todd please do NOT harass other members. Thanks Mary5913: Todd's been harassing me about my profanity! Guide GO: Does anyone have any AOL system questions I may help them with?:) ToddT38799: I doubt it] Mary5913: prick Mary5913: your finger Guide GO: Mary5913 vulgarity is a violation of the Terms of Service. Guide GO: Please stop NOW. Read at Keyword TOS. Mary5913: Wait....that wasn't vulgarity. it was a verb! Stpfljes: guide i think shes got you there ToddT38799: guide...Im on your side Mary5913: bullsh** Mary5913: he is not on your side! Guide GO: Mary 5913 discussion of illegal activities is a violation of the Terms of Service. Mary5913: Illegal activities? Guide GO: oops sorry ToddT38799: mary.... dont help me... Mary5913: Wait......what's illegal about pricking your damn finger? Guide GO: Mary5913 vulgarity even though masked is a violation of the Terms of Service. Guide GO: Please stop NOW. Read at Keyword TOS. Mary5913: Yes, but what's illegal about pricking your damn finger? Mary5913: I can say "damn", right? Mary5913: Or do I need to say d*** VickyB1006: i hate guides SPIDERM540: todd is the REAL problem, you see he has no genitalia.... asexual...get it? Guide GO: SPIDERM540 vulgarity is a violation of the Terms of Service. Mary5913: Can we say "asexual?" Guide GO: Please stop NOW. Read at Keyword TOS. Mary5913: Wait......what was the vulgarity? Mary5913: Can you tell us which of Spiderman's words were vulgar? Guide GO: Mary I suggest you go read your Terms of Service Stpfljes: may i suggest that you read the constitution of the united states of america ToddT38799: guide.... I dont think there any real vulgarity here.. Nug4bong: VickyB1006 what is your age and where are you from? Mary5913: Nug4bong discussion of illegal activites is a violoation of the Terms of Service. Nug4bong: whaT the hell are you talking about you are the one in violation. Mary5913: I think she was underage Trout Esq: are we talking legalities here or just matters of taste? ToddT38799: it depends <At this point, Mary's text is prevented from appearing on the screen. Mary's is never informed of this. She continues typing...> Mary5913: I've read the terms of service..... Mary5913: I just don't remember "genitalia" being a dirty word. Mary5913: Can I say "teat" Mary5913: genitalia? Mary5913: TOS me when I hit it, okay? Mary5913: asexual? Mary5913: penis? Mary5913: Hey, remember that time Jimmy Stewart was on the "Tonight Show" Mary5913: and he said "leave the milk for the tits" Mary5913: ANd then he said, "Tits is English for bird...?" Mary5913: Can I say.......cajones? <Meanwhile...> Guide GO: I am just talking about the Terms of Service:) Trout Esq: fascist Stpfljes: which are vague therefore void Stpfljes: and unenforceable Trout Esq: agreed Guide GO: Not really:) ToddT38799: and we appreciate that but are you monitoring conversation. adifferent situation SPIDERM540: response......loving, heartwarming response.....i love you guide go.....:) ToddT38799: aint he wonderful SPIDERM540: CENSOR>>>>TOS>>>> Stpfljes: well i think the room is in agreement SPIDERM540: i said love.........oops .....typo....... Stpfljes: yes watch it love is four letter word SPIDERM540: mary, what's your take on this....tyranny... Stpfljes: marys gone Guide GO: Well I have to be GOing now. If there are any TOS problems and you need a guide..... Guide GO: Please use Keyword GUIDEPAGER. Stpfljes: guide did u dump mary ToddT38799: what happened to mary Kids4sale: She left Stpfljes: or the guide had her dumped Mary has been ejected from AOL. And the official reason given: She used the word "prick". [Ironically, so did the AOL employee who told her this...] AOL: "uh...there was a vulgarity um, that was used on the 13th." Mary: Does it say what the vulgarity used was? AOL: Uh, yes it does. It says the word was "prick". End Transcript 1