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The wages of SIN is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life!
How long will you love delusions and seek false gods?
But you, O God will bring down the wicked into the pit of corruption!
In God I trust, I will not be afraid.
For the kings of the Earth belong to God; he is greatly exalted.
I love the house where you live, O Lord, the place where your glory dwells.
All's well that ends well!
You win some, you loose some!
We give thanks to you O God, we give thanks for your name is near!
Life's a beach!!!
Make vows to the Lord your God and fulfill them!
Deliver me, O my God, from the hand of the wicked, from the grasp of evil!
Blessed is he who keeps the words of the prophecy in this book. REVALATIONS
Hallelujah!
He who does not love his brother whom he has seen,
how can he love God whom he has not seen?
A FATHER IS A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE
A FRIEND IN NEED IS A PEST INDEED
A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET
A MAN'S HOUSE IS HIS HASSLE
A PESSIMIST COMPLAINS ABOUT THE NOISE WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
A BIRD IN HAND IS BETTER THEN ONE OVERHEAD
A SECOND CLASS EFFORT IS A FIRST CLASS MISTAKE
A HANGOVER...THE WRATH OF GRAPES
A SMALL GOOD DEED IS BETTER THEN THE GRANDEST INTENTION
A PENNY SAVED IS RIDICULOUS
A GREAT IDEA NEEDS LANDING GEAR, NOT JUST WINGS
A CAREER IS A JOB THAT TAKES ABOUT 20 MORE HOURS A WEEK
A SMILE IS A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT
AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, USUALLY MORE IS SAID THEN DONE
AGE ISN'T IMPORTANT UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEESE
AGE IS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY
ALL THINGS EXCELLENT ARE AS DIFFICULT AS THEY ARE RARE
ALL PEOPLE SMILE IN THE SAME LANGUAGE
AN OPTIMIST LAUGHS TO FORGET..A PESSIMIST FORGETS TO LAUGH
AN EXPERT HAS A GREAT REASON FOR GUESSING WRONG
AN AUTHORITY KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL
ASTRONAUTS ARE OUT TO LAUNCH
ATHEIST...A MAN WITH NO INVISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT
AVOID CRITICISM - SAY, DO AND BE NOTHING
BABIES ARE GOD'S OPINION THAT THE WORLD SHOULD GO ON
BAD LUCK IS BEING RUN OVER BY THE WELCOME WAGON
BE ALERT, AMERICA NEEDS MORE LERTS
BEER BELLIES = GREAT WAIST
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN - HERSELF
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN - A SURPRISED MOTHER-IN-LAW
BEWARE OF DARK ROOMS ... THEY MIGHT BE THE MORGUE
BLAME ST. ANDREAS - IT'S HIS FAULT
BREEDING RABBITS IS A HARE RAISING EXPERIENCE
BUILD SOMETHING FOOLPROOF AND EVERY FOOL WILL USE IT
CAN YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE AIR WAS CLEAN AND SEX WAS DIRTY?
CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
No answer is an answer also.
Round numbers are always false.
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Wisdom of many and the wit of a half.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Words, words, words. And no place to put them all!
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
When you find anything that works, it usually fails.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
All reality is aspect dependent.
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Only hey can conquer who believe they can.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
We have resumed control...we have resumed control...
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Straight trees have crooked roots.
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Each day a day goes by.
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull.
You tell 'em Dictionary, You're full of information.
"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious.
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r ...and there *WAS* light!