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FollyFallen Footlicker
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Big Tongue
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Heheheheh...
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Foppish Fellow
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Lazy Bone
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The Foppish Fellow didn't try hard enough.
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Mosquito
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Long Thin Nose
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The natural skin diver took its last dive...
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Verrasmall
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Microscopic Tweezers
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The Verrasmall is very small!
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Bonkers
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Cop hat
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|5Bonkers |13went |10bonkers |13from too many cartoons.
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Frogger Dude
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Slippery Pink Tongue
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The frog is now a |10green |13splat.
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Beetle
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Hard Shell
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|8Black juice |13oozes out of the Beetle as you celebrate your victory!
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Snake
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Hiss
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The snake slithers into oblivion.
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Horsefly
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Annonying buzzing
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You notice that the annoying buzzing has stopped!
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Daddy LongerLegs
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Hairy leg
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You |10pick your teeth |13with a hairy leg.
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Blob
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Blobistic Ameoba
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The Blob is pounded.
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Mob
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302 Fists
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The mob is only a riot now.
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Volcano Man
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Molten Lava
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The Volcano Man is a pile of |4red |12stuff|13.
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Motleyminded Measle
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Sore
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Hope it wasn't contagious!
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Mr. Nose
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Platinum Nosehair
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Mr. Nose picks his nose for the very last time...
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Disillusioned Sysop
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101 Keyboard
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You smack him a good one with his |010101 keyboard|13.
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Metallic Stagedrum
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Metallic Cymbal
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You hear a final sickening crash!
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System Police
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26450 Decibel |12S|9i|12r|9e|12n
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"Ouch!" exclaimed the Police Officer!
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Elfish Mouse
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|14Dur|8acell |14Battery
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The Elfish Mouse just disappeared!!!
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Mr. Zucchini
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Fried Zucchini Stick (|8Blue |14Cheese|13)
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"Ahh...The happy growing grounds..." he mumbles...
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Swordfish
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Snout
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You notice that the infamous sharp Snout is broken!
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Deranged Parrot
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Sharp Beak
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Polly want a cracker?  heh, heh.
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Packrat
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Metallic BottleCap
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The Packrat choked on its bottlecap.
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Stinky Defecation
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Huge, Annoying STINK
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However, the stench is even |5WORSE|13 now!
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Hornet
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Sting
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You notice that the annoying stinging has stopped!
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Pounding Fist
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itself
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The fist pounds itself into oblivion.
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Venus Human Trap
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Sticky sweet smell
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You were lucky!
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Menacing Branch
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Menacing Twig
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You pound the branch into a parallel universe!
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Creeping Bush
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Tickly Feelers
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The Bush has creeped its last.
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Apple Tree
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Falling Apples
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You cannibal!  You just ate an apple!  |10Congratulations!|7
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Hot Potato
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Burning hot peel
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You |6baked |13him good!
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Killer Mouse
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Huge Tail
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The mouse's whiskers twitch one last time.
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The bum from the corner
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Bad Breath
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You discreetly empty the bum's pockets...
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Mummy
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Smelly Wrappings
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The remains of King Tut lie at your feet.
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Stinky Mushroom
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Writhing Spores
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That was a |10big|13 mushroom!
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|9B|3l|11u|15e |14Moon
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Bluish Crater
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The moon smells like old |14cheese |13now.
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Half-baked bag of slimy Camel Dung
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Its horrible stench
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Not Camel!  It's |9Car|12|9am|12|9el|13.
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Arnold's Refried Beans
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AntiBeano effect
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After you defeat the beans, you feel...satisfied.
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Barney the |13Purple|14 Dinosaur
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Great amounts of love and kindness
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Everyone play BarneySplat! TM
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Grrrristico
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GristicWistic
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|10Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!|13!
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Mr. Fish
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Bite
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Mr. Fish is Squish!
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Mr. Train
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CowCatcher
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Luckily for youyou are not a cow.
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Tractor Tire
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BIG Tread
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Whew!  Burning Rubber |10stinks|13!
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Whopping Flatulation
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Smell
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Sometimes your nose feels VERY sensitive...
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Giant Snail
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Giant Ooze
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You stomped on his foot good!
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Bungy Jumper
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Bungy cord
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Looks like he jumped too far this time...
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Mutant Grapefruit Plant
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(What else?) Mutant Grapefruits
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Mutation Reversed!  You are saved!
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Spout of Flame
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Singing Air
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Amazing what a little water can do!
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Cheeseslingin' Pajama Mouse
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Roquefort
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Cheese stinks!
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Ankle Biter
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Buck Teeth
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It bit it's last bite.
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Anguished Bug
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Anguished Feelers
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|6Squish|14!|7
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Drop in the Bucket
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Acid Rain
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Just another drop in the bucket!
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Corny Joke
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Lame Pun
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Heheheh ha ha!
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Lame Pun
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Corny Joke
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Hahaha Heh heh!
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Soldier's Beet
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Red Stuff
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The Beet Juice is as thick as ketchup.
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Burnt Porridge Pot
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Porridge
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Anything's good when you're hungry!
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Animated Fork
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Prong
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You now have a useful utensil to boot!
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Crazed Unicycle
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UniWheel
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You pick your teeth with a spoke.
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Miniature Pitbull
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Bite
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Its bark was worse than its bite!
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Zoo Keeper
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Lions
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Hope he has fun in the Happy Zookeeping Grounds...
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Skewer Weevil
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Drill Nose
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Pulled the plug on another operation
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Earwig & Sidekick Nosewig
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Wig
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Now if only you could find Eyewig...
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Swarm of Peashooters
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Bullet Peas
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|11"|9Give us back our straws!|11"|7
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Aircraft Carrier
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B42 Bomber
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That was quite a feat there!
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Fortune Cookie
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Bitter Misfortune
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Ya ya mon!
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Magic Marker
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Abracadabra Presto
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You prefer |12permanent |14too?|7
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Rotating Elephant Foot
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Pink Toenail Polish
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Try stuffing THAT in your microwave!
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Miniature Megalith
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Megalith
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I don't know what it is either OK!?!?
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Compost Pile
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Abandoned Banana Peel
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Ah...smells like roses!
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Scotsman
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Cheapskate Mentality
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Hoot Mon!  There's 3 of us!
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Snarling Firehydrant
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Dog
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It was hard
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Drooling Model
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Plastic Smile
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You put the model back in the magazine where she belongs.
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Financial Broker
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H&R Block
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|3(|11Just a helpful reminder to fill in your tax forms|3)
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Satellite Dish Repairman
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Screwdriver
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Ahh...no more cable.
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Used Car Dealer
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Sneaky Deal
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Would you like the monthly plan or not?
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CBC Newscaster
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Peter Mansbridge Voice
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Just turn off the TV will you!?!
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Camp Cook
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Camp Food
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Those big knives can sure come in handy sometimes!
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Whooping Coffee
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Stinky Hack
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Coffee makes your hair white and your teeth curly.
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Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
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Sales Pitch
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Oh come on mister!  Just ONE demo!
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Blimbett
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|2Tree
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The Blimbett is stuffed up his |2tree.
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Bowling Pin
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Red Stripe
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|4Strike!
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T-Rex
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Six-Inch Spikes
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|5Rrrrr!!!
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Computer Geek
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Ruthless Stare
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`Hey!  My pentium's faster than yours!'
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Kisom's Son
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Door
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You booted him back into the Realm quite successfully!
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Lawyer
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|8Black |7Brief|15ca|7se
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|9`|11I'll sue!|9'
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Eepapus
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EEP!
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The Eepapus quivers in fear.
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Angry Mom
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List of Useless things to do today
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|9`|11Turn off the computer and go outside!|9'
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Big red |12Bee|4t
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Ugh!-istic taste and smell
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That last encounter left you quaking.
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Alien Portoupotti
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Misspelled Name
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Mission Impossible has been accomplished
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Cloud
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|7Dreary |11Rain
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Ah...whaddaya know--the |14sun |13came out!
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Electric Fence Man
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Ten Thousand Volts
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You'll have to like that insulation!
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Circuit Breaker
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Big Red Switch
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Calmed another storm did you?  Well Congratulations!
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Giant Milk Cow
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Anyone want Cow Hoof Soup?
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You have defeated the Level 10 Monster!  |10Congratulations!|7
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|2Gr|15iz|2zl|15y|14
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|5Basketball
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You have defeated the Grizzlies!  (Who can't)
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Rabid Dog
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Rabid |12Bite
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Might want to get some shots for that!
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|15White Elephant
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|15White Tusks
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That was one |15cheap|13 fight.
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Little Vulture
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Scratchy Feathers
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`|9Caw Caw Cawwwww....|13'
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Ticking Clock
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Tick Tock
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The Clock runs no more!
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Nauseating Nose-Picker
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Nauseus Nauseutaum
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There comes a time when you get sick of `nausea'.
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Dragon |12Clone|14
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breath|7
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Press |12S|13 to see a REAL Dragon.
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