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--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway
For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
Why did the Howells pack so much for a three hour tour?
Make headlines! Use a cordoroy pillow!
...collect call from Earth, will you accept?
Confusion not only reigns, it pours...
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
Speak the truth, but leave the motor running.
Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.
I don't cheat, I play by the extended rules.
So easy to use a child can do it. Child sold separately.
At Windows, quality is job 1.1
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
And I thought phrenology with a ball peen hammer was a dying art.
What part of my brilliance don't you understand.
To eat, perchance, to barf.
Happiness is a state of mind. Not happy? Change your mind.
Lord, give me patience... right now!
Life's a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.
I am Procrastitron. I will destroy you, eventually.
When you've got no choice, be brave.
Waitress! (glare) This roadkill is not properly aged!
A darkroom is not the best place to develop a reputation.
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevent.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
My body is a temple, and my mouth is a concession stand.
The Comma Sutra - the guide to Grammatic Satisfaction.
Some of my best personalities are insane!
Paradigms - you know what they say, "shift happens."
Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member.
"I am a jelly doughnut." - John F. Kennedy
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem...
What is the airspeed of a swallow on unleaded?
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
Professor: one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Tactics: breath freshener for dyslexics.
Graduate of the Uncle Fester School of Party Etiquette.
Go ahead, make my danish.
I'm into BBS&M.