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  2.  
  3. #include <windows.h>
  4. #include <system_errors.h>
  5. #include <stdlib.h>
  6. #include <msdos_bugs.h>
  7.  
  8. char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
  9.  
  10. main()
  11. {
  12.     if (detect_OS2())
  13.         freeze();
  14.  
  15.     if (detect_cache())
  16.         disable_cache();
  17.  
  18.     if (fast_cpu())
  19.         set_wait_states(lots);
  20.  
  21.     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  22.     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  23.     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  24.     set_icons(UGLY);
  25.  
  26.     print("Welcome to Windoze 3.11111");
  27.  
  28.     if (system_ok())
  29.         crash(to_dos_prompt);
  30.     else
  31.         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
  32.  
  33.     while(1) {
  34.         sleep(5);
  35.         get_user_input();
  36.         sleep(5);
  37.         act_on_user_input();
  38.         sleep(5);
  39.         if (rand() < 0.9)
  40.             crash(complete_system);
  41.     }
  42.     return(unrecoverable_system);
  43. }
  44.  
  45. - 
  46.  ~ Warning Random Fortune Sig follows ~
  47. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  48.  
  49. --
  50.