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- Hey, have you heard these?
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- That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
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- Is that a double ended dilldo or are you just glad to see me?
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- Excuse me. Do you wanna f*ck or should I apologize?
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- Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate
- and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
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- Wanna f*ck like bunnies?
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- You smell wet. Let's Party.
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- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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- Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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- Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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- Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?
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- Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f*ck? What's the matter, don't like pizza?
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- I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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- Suck my d*ck or I'll blow your f*cking head off. [requires a gun]
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- You know, I'd really love to f*ck your brains out, but it appears someone
- beat me to it.
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- Hi! Do you spit or swallow?
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- Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
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- That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it?
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- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
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- I love you. I want to marry you. Now f*ck my brains out.
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- Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
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- I've got an itch, honey. Lower. lower. in. out.
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- Excuse me, have I fu*ked you yet?
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- Ever tried those wierd prickly condoms?" (sure to get responses)
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- Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once.
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- I would kill or die to make love to you.
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- I love every bone in your body - especially mine
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- My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
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- Or guy: "Do you sleep on your stomach?"
- girl: "no."
- guy: "can i."
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- "The only reason that i would kick you out of be would be
- to f*ck you on the floor."
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- "Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?"