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- Yes, America! Land of the free!
- (Except if you're Black, Asian, Jewish...)
- Home of the brave!
- (Especially if you're Black, Asian, Jewish...)
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- America the Beautiful (The Jay Parangalan Remix)
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- Sing with me now!
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- "Oh beautiful for crowded skies,
- For air-polluted bays.
- For nuclear catastrophes,
- And stinkin' Danny Quayle.
- America, America,
- God shed his hairs on thee.
- We'll bravely guard our VISA card
- And push for World War III."
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- Everybody sing!
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- "Oh, beautiful for rampant crime,
- For heroin and coke.
- Televangelists to rob us blind,
- When were three trillion broke.
- America, America,
- We've oil slicks on our seas.
- We're ignorant of government,
- And hooked on MTV."