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s y s t e m _ ____ _ __ ________ _ ___ _____\\ /_ _____________________ ___\ /___ _ _ ___\__/ //_ _ _______ ____ _ //_________ _\\__ __//___ _//_ \__ /_ ___\\ /_\ //_____ ____ / |________\ /_____\ _//_ |_ \_ __// _____/_\ /_ //__ _ ______ /_____________\ ______\ _//_ _____\ \\_ ____ /_ _ //_ //______ /_____/ _\\______| _____\ /_______\/___ |/____//__ /_ //___________________________________ /________ \ _ //__________ /____\\ //___________ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ System Failure: Issue #2 │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ Flap. Here's the second issue. I decided to release it right after the first one so I could make up for all the time I wasted prior to the first issue, and so we'd have two issues out before DefCon. From here on out, I'm going to try to release one issue per month, with the target release date being the first weekend of each month. Our website is also up and under construction, so check it out and tell us what you think. Comments, suggestions, and flames may now be addressed to system.failure@usa.net, where it will be forwarded to the editorial staff. If you wanna chat with us, find us on #rock or #peng on either DALnet or EFnet. We should be setting up #sysfail on both nets soon too, so come visit us or something. Thanks to Martz for the opening ASCII. Now, on with the issue. --Logic Box [7/10/97] ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ http://www.penguinpalace.com/sysfail/ │ │ [system.failure@usa.net] │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ We the people The poor the disgruntled the median Who shall never rise or fall Regardless of our work Shall rise as one voice Through many skilled hands Joined by wire and fiber Joined by a common greed Our restless yearnings Show our displeasure And rip apart the system The system failure Broken and molested By the creators and Those in their place We can do it too Rape the system failure System Failure --Pinguino ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CONTENTS │ │ │ │ WorldVox: Helping Us to Talk for Free by Colaytion │ │ How to Get Free Pre-Paid Calling Cards by vel0city │ │ Ma Bell is Watching You! by Kenshiro Cochrane │ │ DMV ID Scamming by Insight │ │ Prima Via: The Path of Personality by Andrax │ │ The Mind of the Phone Phreak by Mr. SoniK │ │ Mervyn's: The Cash Cow by Splatessa │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- WorldVox: Helping Us to Talk for Free by Colaytion (civilwarfreak@hotmail.com) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- So, you've been assigned the task of setting up a teleconference for all your lamer friends, and you don't want to haul your ass out into the cold night to find a COCOT to make it? Until this really lame-ass company came around, that's what you had to do. However, with the increased drug use in the US and the degredation of our schools, a new crappy company has decided to make it easier for us to rip people off. Enter WorldVox, the company that will make it easier for businesses to get togther and solve problems. They came up with the great idea of letting these companies set up their confs over the Internet. All you need is a credit card, and you're set. So, now, how would one of us go about setting up a conf for our own use, without paying for it? Read on, my friend. Point your web browser to the ANONYMIZER! I know two lamers (Havok_ and Phrax) who made the mistake of setting up the conf from home without the Anonymizer, that we all exploited. If you aren't setting up the conf from home, then forget the Anonymizer, who cares. Once you get to WorldVox, click the link entitled SCHEDULE. Now, this next step is VERY important. Set the date for your conf for FEBRUARY 31 1997. Yes, that is FEBRUARY 31 1997, once again, FEBRUARY 31 1997. If you skip this step, the conf won't get set up. Trust me, I tried it. Enter the rest of the information (i.e. time to start, time zone, duration, number of callers, etc.) with the CORRECT INFORMATION that you want for your conf. So, all the info is correct EXCEPT for the date. Then, click the "Check Availability" button. It should take you to another page, and call you an idiot for putting in a date that's already passed. Now, on this page, change the date to the CORRECT DATE THAT YOU WANT, and hit "Check Avaliability" again. Now, pick one of the numbers that come up in the box. Don't worry about them not being 800 numbers, we'll take care of that later. Now, enter all your perfectly legitimate and legal credit card information, and your real name and email address. :) Then click, the "I agree. Reserve the call" button. Now, your conf is reserved, and a little page should pop up (you may have to wait 1-2 minutes for this) and give you all the information you need. Then click the "Finish/Show Receipt" button, and you're set! Calling the conf is a little different. You need two people to set it up. These two people call (one person actually making a legitimate long distance call, or with a calling card or redbox), the phone will keep ringing for this first person until the second person calls. The second person should make a collect call (using OCI) to the conf number. When the first person hears his end stop ringing, answer normally with: You : Hello, you big black negro. Oper: Hello, this is Kevin from OCI with a collect call from Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbukle. You : Yeah, I want to talk to that nigger, put him through! Oper: Ok, one moment sir... by the way, would you care to go out on a date? You : Kevin, put him through you, gay faggot. Oper: Do you think he's interested? You : Hell no. Oper: Go eat your mother's bloody tampon, and thank you for using OCI! Anyway, you two are now on the conf. Get a third buddy to call collect. When the operator calls, you'll hear one ring, then the conf automatically answers. Say "hello," and make sure only ONE of you answers, or the op will hang up. Now that three of you are on the conf, whoever called without using OCI can now hang up and call back collect. You must keep at least two people on at all times to keep the conf alive. So, if you'll notice, all of our calls are being paid for by our good friends at WorldVox! Even though you may set the duration to 3 or 4 hours, these confs don't die at the time they are supposed to. The longest I have ever been on one is probably 7 hours. I don't think we've ever used one until it died. So, there you go. You can set up a conf for everyone right over the Internet, right from the comfort of your own room. The best thing is, everyone will think you are one great guy for going out and setting up a conf in the middle of the night. Have fun! THE ANONYMIZER: http://www.anonymizer.com/ (Whoa, tricky guys!) WORLDVOX: http://www.worldvox.com/ (You coulda guessed) OCI: A collect call company to rip off (1-800-288-2880 ext 0) KEVIN: A gay operator who works for OCI HAVOK & PHRAX: Two lamers who didn't anonymize when setting up confs COLAYTION: The l33t-o guy who wrote this article [Editor's Note: Just recently, WorldVox began to catch on to our nightly abuse of their services, and they apparently busted in on an illegal conf one night to tell all those involved that they were being busted. They changed their webpage accordingly (for a day) to inform their customers about the "hackers" (either that or someone hacked the page... no one really knows), naming several who were supposedly getting busted. If you want to see what the WorldVox webpage looked like at the time, I put up a mirror of the site at http://linux.slackware.org/~logic/worldvox.html. As of now, they seem just as oblivious as before, and we've been romping freely about their system and abusing their services as usual. --Logic Box] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- How to Get Free Pre-Paid Calling Cards by vel0city (vel0city@dogbert.phoenixnet.com) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I was supposed to have an article in System Failure #1 but I didn't get around to writing one... so I'll make up for it with this horrible article. I got this idea amazingly enough while on a payphone at a gas station We've all seen those pre-paid calling cards. They range from five to one- hundred dollars. Well, in this article I'll describe a method to retrieve these cards free. The things you'll need are: a) A payphone b) Someone's credit card number, expiration date, and name c) A gas station that sells these cards d) Clothes (I ran out of things you need) How to do it: Ok, you put on your clothes (as mentioned above). Then you go to a payphone, preferrably near the target gas station. You then call up the gas station, and hopefully the employee will pick up. A typical conversation will go as follows: You: HI! This is Pablo. I'm from out of town, and I really need one of them there pre-paid calling cards. Him: Well sir, we have them here, so just come on in and buy one. You: Uhm I just said I was in a rush. So I'm gonna give you my credit card number and all that poop and I want you to charge two 20-dollar pre-paid calling cards to my Mastercard account. Is that ok with you? Him: Uhh.. well, yeah, I guess there isn't a problem with that. You: Ok, well, as I mentioned, I'm in a rush so I'm gonna get my son (or daughter, whatever you happen to be) to run in and get it. Then you casually walk into the store and pick up the calling cards, telling them you are the son or daughter. --vel0city "is it nap time yet?" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Ma Bell is Watching You! by Kenshiro Cochrane (kcochran@peak.org) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I got this from the local fone company. When I get a chance, I will scan it so you can all see the cool and cheesy pictures. FRAUD: IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU --------------------------- Calling card thieves don't care where you live or where you travel. Anyone with a calling card can be vulnerable to their schemes. Once these thieves get your secret number, they could charge thousands of dollars to your account within a few hours. Here are some of the latest schemes to watch for: [These are the latest schemes? I thought these were rather old...] "Shoulder Surfers" peer over shoulders to watch callers dial or stand close by to listen to callers give operators their calling card numbers. These thieves will often pretend to be waiting for the phone to cover the reason why they are there... to steal your card number! [Time to get paranoid... We're watching you!] What To Do: Always block the view of your card and the keypad, or use a card- reader phone. Never say your secret card numbers if a stranger is nearby. It is better to hang up and call back later from a different phone. [And piss the operator off so she sends security to your fone for hanging up on her :)] "Dumpster Divers" wade through trash cans to find old cards or discarded bills with calling card numbers on them. [Wouldn't that make them can divers?] What To Do: Watch what you throw away. Cut up old cards and bills before discarding them, making sure any calling card numbers are no longer discernible. [Elmer's Glue can fix anything!@#] "Investigators" call you directly, posing as law enforcement officials investigating fraud. They will ask you for your calling card number for verification purposes and may even threaten to disconnect your service if you do not cooperate. [Is this social engineering??] What To Do: NEVER give your calling card number to someone who calls you, no matter how legitimate he or she may sound. Your phone company and long- distance provider would NEVER have to call you for such information, and neither would an investigator. ["AT&T, may I have your calling card number to complete your call?" "I don't believe you are really the operator. If you were, you wouldn't need my number. It says so right here on this paper I got from my phone company!"] Help in the fight against these criminals! Guard your calling card number. If you believe your calling card has been compromised, contact your local telephone company immediately! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- DMV ID Scamming by Insight (pyre@pacbell.net) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- , ... . g ggggg a , ,d$b, ,dli;' ggggg a a llii; ; gg@$ $; a ggg,d$P' ggggg aⁿⁿ$$ⁿ ,di;' d&liⁿⁿⁿYb,d gggg$; ,d$$P'g$ ~"Y$$ggg a d$gggg, $i;;`Y$;, Y$li;' ⁿⁿ'` $$$ ,d$$P' $$; '.,dli;'' ' d$i; `Y$;; ⁿY `Yli;,`Yb,_ ,di;'; g,$$$ `Y$$b, ⁿⁿ $$i; ,d$i; , Y$li;, _ ,d$i;' `Ylii;; ,,' $$$ggg ⁿⁿⁿⁿⁿⁿ ⁿ ' ''`` ` a gg i; , fake - id First things first: NEVER get caught doing ANYTHING wrong with this ID on your person. Ok, now on with the scam. What I did is quite simple. 1) You must find a person, preferrably a friend, that has a Driver's license, and has NEVER been issued an ID card (this is very important; if he/she has been issued both, then the DMV will just send a new ID to the address on record, and will not take your picture). 2) You must have his/her S.S. card and birth certificate (these must be the originals, or they will not accept them). 3) Make sure you know the basic information on the S.S. card and birth certificate, so when the bitch at the counter asks you a question, you can answer. 4) Go to your local DMV and say "hi, I lost my ID card and need a new one," or something to that effect. The DMV bitch will take some info, photocopy the S.S. card and birth certificate (the ones you "borrowed"), and you'll hand over the $ (it was $8 last time I checked). 5) You will then have your picture taken. NOTE: they will also take a fingerprint (this is why your friend CAN'T have an ID card beforehand, because the fingerprints will mismatch... a driver's license is ok). 6) Now the wait. In about 3-4 weeks, the backwards-ass motherfuckers will send your new ID to your friend's house. If your friend doesn't know you're doing this, then you have to "intercept" the mail. If he does know it, then just wait till he calls you, and pick up your ID. 7) That's all... happy drinking/smoking. ..:: text by insight // AiS (oh unf unf unf) ..:: really quick ascii by blk_jack // remorse (muh bed buddy <g>) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Prima Via: The Path of Personality by Andrax (e-mail system.failure@usa.net to contact) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wholeness (pardon the pun) is a universal concept. There are an infinite number of possibilities to finding some way to attain it. Some fold themselves again and again, causing everything to rest on themselves never guessing, or discovering, that they aren't exactly as they see themselves. Some take a much more difficult road. The way of self-realization is the way of much pain. To deviate from normally and what you've been told is right, and find what the lies all mean, go deeper into life than your examples, and find your truth; that's the most difficult feat of self possible. This is the ultimate road, Prima Via. Step One: Thought A common misconception in society is that people who can think do. Not even a little bit. Television, radio, word-of-mouth, books, and recently the internet all gear us towards simplistic reaction in place of rational thought. We learn from a very young age what society wants from us, and from a very young age we begin to conform. The Prima Via requires that you know why you react to things the way you do. The only way to go about finding yourself through your actions is to learn how to think. It's much harder than it sounds. You have to get around the conventional process. It's not you thinking if you don't know why something is taboo. I'll use an extreme example now. If you have a fleeting thought about raping, beating, and killing a 4-year old, and then suddenly recoil at it just because everyone and everything other than you would disapprove of such a thought, you're not thinking at all. If you actually know why it is that this thought is bad for you, and can fully explain it in a self-supporting statement, then you can think. Let's complete the example. Thinking about raping, beating, and killing a 4-year old is not within the best interests of my retaining sanity and sanctity of mind. If I allow myself to think this thought often enough, I may begin to believe I want to act upon it, as the mind is quite plastic and prone to reprogramming. If I act upon this thought, I will damage the child's mind, damage the child's body, damage the child's parents, and damage myself. There is no obvious gain from such an action, therefore it is wanton destruction, and detrimental to systematic efficiency. Since efficiency is the path of least resistance, it allows you to grow more quickly in the areas you wish to augment. Being more than you used to be is the way of cycle, and cycle is the one definite and constant found in nature. Start minimal, become more, get larger, move faster, plan better, go further, and eventually, all the things you gained into yourself over your growth is given to those who are just beginning the process, causing efficiency on a grander scale. By stunting the child, parents, and self, you destroy someone's growth who came before, and cause much inefficiency for the future, adding to non-thought and anti-personality. All negativity is self-negativity. Step Two: Self-Awareness Again, something that seems obvious... seems like everyone already has this. Again, no. Wrong, zonk, bleh, hahaha, not. Self-awareness is actually knowing yourself. You are not only familiar with your habits, but can accurately predict your own actions and know why. You know what you would do if presented with the idea of, oh... say, selling your soul, which you may not even believe in, for a billion dollars, or an even more popular recent example: one million dollars for one night with your betrothed, or wedding partner. If you say, "I would NEVER!" and you really don't care, you're just reacting to what you think you should say because you're part of "civilized society" and think that's what I want to hear, and you're just full of shit. You have to know your reasons for the things you do. If I feel like stealing some food from the grocery market, and I go ahead and act upon that feeling, I'd damned-well better have given myself a good reason. It goes against my not wanting more problems to arise from non-thinkers, who like to have the power to cause thought patterns in others that are beneficial only to them specifically, that are looking for a good scapegoat to accuse thought of "being bad for you" as an exemplary measure. That would be bad, arming the enemy. Something that would be more important would be, say, eating at least once a week. First though, I would ask for food. Because I would be nice enough to give to others, I have to assume they are nice too. So, in order for me to steal, the victim would have to have wronged me morally in some way after I was already extremely desperate and pitiful. In other words, my life would have to be in the balance and you would have to be my last resort--on top of wronging me outright--before I would steal something from you. Why? I already told you, businessmen: one who does not know themselves is always second-guessing themselves, looking for some kind of leader to make their decisions for them. That trait is what causes all misery. The one who does not know themselves only knows that they're harrying pain, not where it is or why, and they need someone else to fix it. This is not to say that needing others is bad, because a need for others does quite a bit to secure even the strongest of minds against those who would damage it for their own purpose. Step Three: Believing in Reality "Well, duh!" you say. Nope. Reality, regardless of anything you want to explain it as, is indirect of the stimuli you perceive it through. You see colors with your eyes, they distinguish between an itty-bitty little segment of the electromagnetic spectrum. Every color you see is simply the one wavelength blend that the object being seen doesn't absorb... reflected light, a very weak source of information. The tools we use to see this information are incredibly flimsy as well. A round lake of semi-gelatinous liquid laced with opaque random tubes and a stretchy near-circular expanding hole over the oddly-shaped finger-nail material lens form the apparatus. The collection system is thousands of randomly-placed receptacles of two distinct kinds connected by "wires" to the exact center of your viewscreen, where there's absolutely no receptacles because the wiring takes up too much space, so the whole contraption jiggles around at extremely high speeds in order to share out this "blind spot." BUT, your eyes can't see anything while they're moving, so you're only seeing what you're looking at about 20% of the time. The rest is spent in blindness. All of this is wired into an ultra-powered haphazard computer that SHOULDN'T work. It really is a wonder, all that work and effort for one sensory organ. [Editor's Note: This is actually one of Andrax's earlier writings. It ends at this point and was never finished by Andrax. Sorry bout that. It's still pretty cool though. :) -=<Darkcactus>=-] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Mind of the Phone Phreak by Mr. SoniK (zigy@teleport.com) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Have you ever wondered why some people have so much fun being phone phreaks? I always kinda wondered what it was that people found so neat about telephones, then I eventually got more and more into phreaking and it became really interesting to me and I wanted to learn more about it. I've read tons of text files dating back to the late seventies that talk about phone phreaking, and that's where I learned mostly everything I know, including what I am writing about. So you've read stuff about phreaking and it sounded pretty cool how you could get free phone calls and exploit the phone company to your advantage, but it never occured to you why some people have so much fun doing it? That's why I have decided to write an article about why some people have decided to become phone phreaks. So you think that the people who call themselves "Phone Phreaks" are the badass Gen-X type kiddies who can do anything on phones and computers? Well, think again--phreaking has been around since the mid 60's, and is still going strong. I'm almost sure that you've heard of a man by the name of Captain Crunch (not the cereal box guy), who was a famous phone phreak from the sixties. He got his name from a toy whistle that he got from a cereal box that could produce the 2600Hz tone that was needed to blue box. Blue boxing isn't about being able to make the free phone call to most phone phreaks; they do it for the thrill of seizing trunks and stacking tandems and things like that. Once a phreak succesfuly uses a blue box they will usualy find other uses for their device or other ways to get a rush from it. I suppose you think that a free phone call is no big deal... well, it isn't really the thrill to most phreaks. Most phone calls that phreaks make are to random numbers on the other side of the country or the world. Phreaks get a kick out of calling people and asking them about weather in Virgina or what their dog looks like (you get the idea). Alot of the calls that a phreak is going to make are going to be fairly short, simply because they are testing some equipment or techniques that they have shared with other phreaks that they meet while on confrence calls and through voice bridge systems. More and more, it becomes apparent that most phreaks are playing with Ma Bell just as a hobby, not as a criminal career. Most of the time a phreak will build a box or somthing just to see if it works before they take it apart to build somthing else, or lose interest in it and move on to another toy they have heard of. If you have done some reading of text files or heard much about phreaks, it may seem as if they have become quite destructive and criminal over the years. The only reason for this is that Ma Bell has become offended with the hobbies that some people choose and has decided to make the telephone system more secure, in effect shutting out a lot of people from there favorite thing to do. So, to explore, the phreaks have to turn to social engineering, trashing, etc., in order to get the access to Ma Bell's "Underground" that they desire. I hope that this article has shined a bit of light on the odd hobby of phone phreaking, and helped you to understand why phreaks are the way they are. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Mervyn's: The Cash Cow by Splatessa (scabba@c-zone.net) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This started in 1994, when we realized that Mervyn's would give you up to 20 bucks back for an (legally acquired or STOLEN, my preferred method) item without a receipt. No ID needed, nothing but a fake signature on the bottom of a printout. For the next two years of my life, I spent most of my time in Mervyn's stores and sitting on my ass in my car. We continued to drive up and down Interstates 5 and 90 and everything in between, and collecting our 20 dollars per store. Sure, this was lucrative...but of course we got greedy and wanted more. That is how we concocted this scheme.... FAKE RECEIPTS ------------- Examining the receipts very carefully, we made it our next mission to replicate them as well as we could. They are printed on a special roll of paper, which is embossed with a MERVYN'S watermark on the back. These rolls of paper are easily attainable; they're always behind the counter of unmanned cash registers. Be sure to grab the "receipts" roll and not the "log" roll, or you won't get the watermark and you'll have wasted your time. If you can't tell the difference, i.e. they're not labeled, grab them all. Best to use your opportunity getting the right one than none at all. First we tried scanned receipts, which had about a 50% success rate. The scanning and printing process leaves the receipt looking like it was either photocopied, or that someone spilled water on it. Depends how idiotic your sales person is, to know if they will accept it or not. This didn't work as well as we would have liked, so we went to phase two: Creating Receipts. CREATING RECEIPTS ----------------- This process takes quite a bit of time, but in the long run, it is very profitable. You'll need to use your graphics program (personally used Corel Photo-paint) to make each of the letters and numbers on the receipt. Once you have these fonts, you can piece your receipt together to say anything you'd like! If you're patient enough to get past this part, it's time to go purchase something so you can have an actual receipt to work from. Make sure to purchase whatever it is that you're planning on shoplifting, and that you know you can get away with getting this item over and over again. Think "small yet expensive". (Some favorites are leather belts, neckties, children's clothing, pillowcases) BUY SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU WON'T BE RETURNING, SO YOU ARE GUARANTEED YOUR RECEIPT BACK. When you get your money from the return, you'll be able to say "that has my dads birthday watch on it and I don't know if he likes it yet" or whatever. Get creative. Take your ACTUAL receipt to a nearby copy machine and make a copy of it to gather information from, and then take those items you bought back to the store. In doing this, you can see if the store has implemented any weird policies about returning the specific item you're planning on returning over and over again. Take your photocopy home and start working on the receipt... EVERYTHING MUST LOOK REAL ------------------------- If you're going to do a half-assed job anywhere, don't do it here. If it doesn't look 100% real, don't bother using it. ALSO BE AWARE that once you have these fonts, they are virtually unsurpassed in usefulness. Lots of companies still utilize the IBM 4863 computer cash register. You can now make receipts for any store that does. Also, I've made fonts for K-Mart, and another local store here in town. INVESTMENTS ----------- For one dollar, at Mervyn's, you can buy a big-ass set of boxes to put robes in. This in turn gives you a big-ass bag. I consider the one dollar investment to get an actual bag from the store very worthwhile, and a little more convincing. You can also use your boxes to return items in. NO NEED TO SHOPLIFT ------------------- Something else you can do, with your new found receipt making skill, is get large items right out the door. The K-MART garden shop is always a good target door. First, you need to get employee codes and make sure your receipt says an employee who's NOT working. (explained later on) Make it for about 3 hours before you arrive. Circle the item you're stealing on your receipt and write EXCHANGED and scribble some initials. Then, when exiting the Garden Shoppe door, show your receipt briefly to the guy picking his nose by the cash register. He will let you go with no argument. Lots of stores have tape that they put on large items to prove you've purchased it rather than bagging it up. Mervyn's, however, just ties or tapes a little Mervyn's bag to super huge items. Grab a handful of these tiny bags and tape them to the things you want, and walk right out the door. (with your receipt!) Also, just pick up your items from the display and take them to a register on the other side of the store. Drop them on the counter and say, "man, I looked all over my car for a bag but I couldn't find one!" and pull out your receipt. This has never failed. $$$$ AP LP AND CODE 217 ------------------ If ANYONE CALLS for AP (asset protection) LP (loss protection) or extention 217 while you're doing something objectionable in Mervyn's, it's a good idea to skip that whole store. A typical code would be 217 TO MEN'S, 217 TO MEN'S. This means they want someone from asset or loss protection to call up the men's department. It also means that it's likely that someone from AP or LP is working at the time. They get off work at 6:30 PM, and are hardly there when they're supposed to be. You can call Mervyn's and ask for ext. 217 to see if anyone answer. "217 TO MEN'S, 217 to MEN'S" OR "217 call 302" Go call 302 yourself, and find out what department it is. (yes, that's why those phones are all over the walls of the store. For your convenience. USE THEM! If you're IN the men's department, assume that the call is about you and get the fuck out. Of course they can't arrest you unless you steal something, but I suggest having the least amount of employees see you as possible. If 217 TO MEN'S is called while you're in the bedding department, cruise on over to men's and listen in on the phone call. It's worth it to go out of your way for valuable information. #88 STORE INTERCOM ------------------ You sure as hell can divert any attention from you by having a friend come in and pick up any of those phones located around the perimeter of the store, and start calling LP over the intercom. They'll be so busy locating your friend that they won't see you walk out of the store with a shopping cart full of tablecloths...also fun to state in a calm yet serious voice "all shoppers evacuate the store immediately" and while everyone's running out the doors join them with an armload of stuff. TIGHT PANTS GUY --------------- It's like, who the fuck wears long tight pants in the middle of summer? Who the fuck even wears tight pants these days anyway? Answer: No one except Mervyn's and various other stores Loss Protection Officers. If really tight ball smashing pants come back into style, it will be hard to tell them from the rest of the population, but as for now...if anyone wearing tight pants and running shoes is even remotely interested in you, abort the operation. Don't worry though, these guys aren't very smooth, and will make themselves very obvious to you so you'll have ample opportunity to pretend like you were just holding those women's bras (another "Small yet expensive", BTW) down your pants for convenience. If tight pants guy actually sees you hide something on your person without you noticing, he will go stand outside the entrance he saw you enter through and wait. And wait. And wait. Until someone radios to him "HEY HE'S GOING OUT THE OTHER DOOR!" By that time you're in your getaway car and laughing while tight pants guy comes sprinting around the corner to apprehend you. RECEIPT LAYOUT -------------- You'll need to determine yourself what the numbers on the top of the receipt are for. I don't exactly remember what position they are in, but there are numbers for Store Number Employee Number Register Number You can make these determinations yourself by buying cheap shit from the same register, but with a different employee, seeing which number changes and which stays the same. I don't think I need to explain the process of elimination to you. If I do need to, you shouldn't even attempt the aforementioned scam. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Well, that's it for the second issue. DefCon V is right around the corner, so look for us there and tell us how much you love/hate our zine. See you all in Vegas!@#$ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-E-O-F-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-