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- /* rip of that one thingie on the web. */
-
- #include <stdio.h>
- #include <unistd.h>
-
- char *africa[] = {
- "Shenika",
- "Mohammed",
- "Al Jabbar",
- "Shaquita",
- "Mohadupah",
- "Jamal",
- "Shaquille",
- "Devinder",
- "Mola Ram",
- "Laquita", // 10
- "Shaft",
- "Anil",
- "Tyrone",
- "Rashid",
- "Raheem",
- "Shahid",
- "Danita",
- "Latoya",
- "Abdul",
- "Jabar", // 20
- "Kareem",
- "Rashanda",
- "Lamar",
- "Lakeesha",
- "Shaniqua",
- "Kamal",
- "Yaniq",
- "Kamilah",
- "Tireese", // 30
- "Terrel",
- "Antwon",
- "Rodney",
- "Anfernee",
- "Zambizu",
- "Lomb",
- "Shaka",
- "Zulu",
- "Sharonda",
- "Boniqua",
- NULL };
-
- char *whitey[] = {
- "John",
- "john",
- "jon",
- "Bob",
- "Sam",
- "Josh",
- "Robert",
- "The White Oppressor",
- "The Man",
- "the man",
- "man",
- "Sean Harney",
- "sean harney",
- "sam",
- "sean",
- "biff",
- "horizon",
- "antilove",
- "jsbach",
- "chrak",
- "tip",
- "duke",
- "jennicide",
- "JP",
- "Rloxley",
- "Kent",
- "Ken",
- NULL };
-
- int chk(char *b) {
-
- int n;
- char *str;
-
- for (n = 0 ; n < sizeof(whitey) ; n++)
- {
- str = whitey[n];
- if (str == (char *)NULL)
- return 0;
- if (strcmp(b, str) == 0)
- return 1;
- }
-
- return 0;
- }
-
- int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
-
- int i;
- char *f, *m, *l, b[20];
-
- srand (time(NULL));
-
- f = africa[rand() % 40];
- m = africa[rand() % 40];
- l = africa[rand() % 40];
-
- printf ("Hello Whitey. you must cleanse yourself from the evils of the"
- "blue eyed devilz.\n");
- printf ("Type your name: ");
-
- scanf ("%20s", b);
-
- if (chk(b) == 0)
- {
- printf ("%s, you have been cleansed of whitey impuritys. Your new name iz: ", b);
- printf ("%s %s %s\n", f, m, l);
- exit(0);
- }
-
- printf ("you, %s, are the white oppressor. damn the man.\n", b);
- return 0;
-
- }
-