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- [ Table of Content! [b0g-4.txt]
- [ 0:. [ ] :. ]
- [ 1:. [ guide to geosynchronous orbiting satellites] [route] :. ]
- [ 2:. [ The real story behind antionline ] [Jericho] :. ]
- [ 3:. [ thats a fucking lie! ] [JP] :. ]
- [ 4:. [ Exclusive interview with HFG ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [ 5:. [ even more PERL CGI Problems ] [rfp] :. ]
- [ 6:. [ Frame Pointer Overwriting ] [tak] :. ]
- [ 7:. [ The Libnet Reference Manual ] [route] :. ]
- [ 8:. [ how to install win2000 ] [rfp] :. ]
- [ 9:. [ how to code buffer overflows ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [10:. [ how to mount your wristwatch ] [twist] :. ]
- [11:. [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [12:. [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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- erm... thats just a fake table of content to make hackernews.com
- think we are leet as hell so they will finally mention us each time we
- put out a new issue. I'm sure this will do the trick.
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- This is the real table of content:
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- [ The real Table of Content! [b0g-4.txt]
- [ 0:. [ ] :. ]
- [ 1:. [ hax0ring the Gibson ] [wh0rde] :. ]
- [ 2:. [ The Complete Guide to the Elcotel Payphone ][The Clone] :. ]
- [ 3:. [ how to root Slackware ] [prae] :. ]
- [ 4:. [ 0wning Skool Network with DOS prompt ] [Gridlock] :. ]
- [ 5:. [ Tech hell ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [ 6:. [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ]
- [ 7:. [ hacking internet explorer ] [HuSoft] :. ]
- [ 8:. [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles ] [chris] :. ]
- [ 9:. [ weird news ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [10:. [ OreoTZA Vs twist! ] [twist] :. ]
- [11:. [ how to make a pipebomb ] [sandman] :. ]
- [12:. [ how to change mircs version reply ] [tefx] :. ]
- [13:. [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ]
- [14:. [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ]
- [15:. [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ]
- [16:. [ How to annoy someone ] [tak] :. ]
- [17:. [ brainfuck ] [tefx] :. ]
- [18:. [ how to write an b0g article ] [wh0rde] :. ]
- [19:. [ how to make a k-rad bomb ] [sandman] :. ]
- [20:. [ DoS attacks explained ] [[bx]root] :. ]
- [21:. [ how to impress your teachers ] [kassy kas] :. ]
- [22:. [ random IRC story ] [tak] :. ]
- [23:. [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [24:. [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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- thing at the top so everyone will fear
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- [ 1:. [ hax0ring the Gibson ] [wh0rde] :. ]
- [wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ]
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-
- Ahh. This article will thoroughly detail the specs on a RML-DX800
- ProSync Server, and all methods of rooting :)
-
- This sucker is found running a modified version of FreeBSD. Usually,
- they have a gay login (via telnet) that says something like:
-
- /-----\
- | __ |
- | | | |
- | - /
- | / ro Sync. RML-DX800
- | --
- | | (c) 1998-1999 KPSX
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- My ascii art is gimpy, but you get the idea, the whole word(s) Pro
- Sync are in ascii. The stupidest thing about these boxes is since
- they are sold to fucking clubies who want a stable server, it comes
- with everything setup and preinstalled. There is a default root
- account, but its gimped for security in case managers dont change
- the root password, defaults to GodaBrie123 (prolly the name of the
- dep. chair). There are four other accounts you want to know.
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- WebCast/WebCast - complete access to apache
- SysRight/SysRight - complete access, root, yet not gimped
- Control/Control - some stupid conf program, user accounts, etc
- General/General - another stupid conf program, but crappier
-
- More stuff to know: heh. Nothing. Managers use these as fucking
- boulders to manage stuff, never really check on em unless theyre
- some kind of high security place.. I love em to death.
-
- Uhm. Some stats? ok.
-
- ---->stats<---------------------------------
- RML-DX800 ProSync Sortex Server
- --Main stuff
- Processor: 2 Alpha 21264s at 667MHz with 4MB L2 cache a piece
- Cooling: 2 re-engineered Kryotech Renegades, 2 copper heatsinks
- Motherboard: Alpha UP2000 motherboard
- Memory: Eight 256MB 100MHz ECC SDRAM DIMMs
- Case and Power: Amtrade 3200 Twin Server Chassis with PC Power and
- Cooling TwinPower 850Watt power supply
- --Storage
- RAID Controller: 2 Mylex ExtremeRAID 1100 with 64MB of cache
- Hard Drives: 12 Quantum Rushmore Ultra 5320 3.2Gig solid state
- drives
- 9 -
- Seagate Cheetah Ultra2-SCSI 36.4Gig drives
- CD-ROM: 6 Plextor 17/40X UltraPlex Wide Ultra - SCSI drives
- Tape Backup: Quantum DLT 8000
- --Graphics & Imaging
- Video Card: Intense3D Pro 3400 PCI
- Printer: HP Color LaserJet 8500DN
- --Peripherals
- Network Card: 2 3Com 3C985B SX Gigabit Ethernet cards
- --Other
- Power: UPS APC Symmetra 16kVA Power Array
- OS: Gay FreeBSD hack
- ---->stats<---------------------------------
-
- Ive only actually seen one of these bad ass mofos when I took a tour
- of the Chicago branch FBI building, in their "power room" as they
- call it. It was locked in a BULLET PROOF GLASS ROOM. It looked so
- sekzy I pooped my pants many many times. They said it was worth a
- shitload of money and that no one can touch it except the techs, who
- were a bunch of greasy retards with MCSE's. Notice I said the FBI
- building.. *COUGH COUGH* If you rooted this motherfucker, you would
- instantaneously blow up from the leetness-factor.
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- ____________________________________________________________________
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- [ 2:. [Guide to Elcotel Payphones ] [The Clone] :. ]
- [webmaster@nettwerk.hypermart.net] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
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- _________________
-
- Table of Contents
- _________________
-
-
- * Introduction
-
- * Elcotel's International Corporate Customers
-
- * Elcotel Payphone Investment [Canada]
-
- * Hardware Details [9520C]
-
- * Components Catalog
-
- * Physical Administration
-
- * Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems
-
- * Remote Administration
-
- * Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C]
-
- * Web-site References
-
- * Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada
-
- * Upcoming Projects
-
- * Credits
-
- * Conclusion
- _
- -_-
-
-
- - Introduction -
-
-
-
- It's the year 2000 and I can say that without a doubt we are
- finally in the midst of a payphone revolution. For a greater majority
- of the 90's, there have been dozens of so-called "break-throughs" in
- the tele-communications industry's payphone sector.
-
- Some of these breakthroughs helped to shape the way we live by finding
- simple solutions to our complex problems by making the way we
- communicate convenient, easier, and more efficient.
-
- One key player in the innovation of the international payphone market
- is a company by the name of Elcotel Corporation (NASDAQ: ECTL).
-
- Elcotel, based in Sarasota Florida, has rewired the Digital Age and
- the rules of marketing by creating one-on-one relationships between
- businesses and the consumers they are trying to reach.
-
- In this document I will be lecturing on a wide variety of subjects
- concerning Elcotel's products, ranging from the basics to the more
- advanced information.
- All the information contained in this document has been either
- researched and/or discovered by myself or my associate, RT.
-
- Please Note:
-
- I've made every attempt possible to be accurate, so if for some reason
- I made an error please let me know by e-mailing me the details - I'll
- try to take every e-mail into consideration.
-
- --
-
- - Elcotel's
- International Corporate Customers -
-
-
- Elcotel has a wide variety of Corporate Customers it deals with on a
- regular basis, and not a hell of a lot of people are really aware of
- who these customers are. In this section I've listed off every
- Corporation that currently has an account with Elcotel, including
- their account numbers all in alphabetical order.
-
- Use this information in any way you wish, but use it responsibly and
- legally.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------
- ---------
-
- Account Account #
- ....... .......
-
- ADITEL 1570101
-
- AEC SAUDI 1671701
-
- AFRIC MOROCCO 1500701
-
- AMERICAN SAMOA 1682001
-
- BARAINVER S.A. 1753001
-
- BELIZE TELECOM 1505301
-
- BERMUDA 1437501
-
- CANADA PAYPHONE 1557701
-
- CIMEX 1729501
-
- COMTEL 1469701
-
- CONECELL 1748801
-
- DAEBONG 1760101
-
- DATELCO 1738401
-
- ENTEL 1682201
-
- ERICSSON 1771701
-
- GENESIS 1675601
-
- ITG GROUP (IRELAND) 1739001
-
- MKTC 1765801
-
- MULTI-LINE 1612701
-
- PALMETTO 1751101
-
- PHILCOM 1628301
-
- P T & T 1623601
-
- QUADRUM 1246302
-
- TELCEL 1751701
-
- TELECTRONIC 1557401
-
- TELEFONICA (MYSTIC) 1689401
-
- TORTEL 1778001
-
- TELEFONICA DEL SUR 1580301
-
- TPPR 1729401
-
- TRANSDATA 1520701
-
- WCVC (Telefectivo) 1626301
-
-
- [TOTAL = 31 International Corporate Customers (ICC)]
-
- ---
-
-
- - Elcotel
- Payphone Investment [Canada] -
-
-
- So you want to invest in an Elcotel payphone -- well you've came to
- the right place. In my humble opinion, Northern Telecom has somewhat
- of a monopoly on payphones/data terminals throughout Canada and I'd
- like to see some more competition from Canada Payphone Corporation.
-
- Available on Canada Payphones' web-site is a form that anyone
- (company) interested in purchasing an Elcotel series phone can do so
- by correctly filling it out.
-
- The form makes an inquiry about the following information:
-
- First Name:
- ____________________
-
- Last Name:
- ____________________
-
- Employer Name:
- ____________________
-
- Employer Address: Street:
- ____________________
-
- City:
- ____________________
-
- Postal:
- __________
-
- Province:
- ____________________
-
- How did you
- hear of us?
-
- +*******************+
- * Magazine *
- * Newspaper *
- * Television *
- * Referral *
- * URL/Search Engine *
- * Viewed product *
- +*******************+
-
- How would you like
- us to contact you?
-
- +********+
- * E-mail *
- * Phone *
- * Fax *
- * Mail *
- +********+
-
- Please indicate telephone number
- where we can reach you:
- ____________________
-
- At what time of day
- should we call you?
-
- +***********+
- * Morning *
- * Afternoon *
- * Evening *
- +***********+
-
- If you prefer to be contacted by fax,
- please indicate the number:
- ____________________
-
- If you prefer e-mail correspondence,
- please provide your e-mail address:
- ____________________
-
- Site Description:
-
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
-
- # of payphones required:
- ______
-
- When do you require these to be installed?
- ____________________
-
- How many payphones
- are currently at your location?
- ______
-
- Would you like information on
- our Public Internet Terminals?
-
- ( )Yes (*)No
-
- Are you presently in a contract
- with your payphone provider?
-
- ( )Yes ( )No (*)Unsure
-
- Please list any specific questions or comments below:
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
- __________________________________________________
-
- A CPC representative will respond to your request within 72
- hours.
- NOTE: Required fields are followed by a check mark.
-
- Reset Send
-
-
- This form can be accessed at the following URL:
-
- http://www.canadapayphone.com/contact/request.htm
-
-
-
- - Hardware Details [9520C] -
-
-
-
- [_ Full Size Image:
- http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/attsilver.jpg _]
-
-
- 9520C Features:
-
- Stand-alone operation, no expensive platform fees
-
- Line-powered
-
- High speed modem decreases transmission time, thereby reducing
- polling and programming costs
-
- Supported by Elcotel's state-of-the-art, PNM Plus
- (Default software; PollQuest)
-
- LCD (line-powered) display augments
-
- audible (bi-lingual) instructions
-
- Speed dial buttons offer convenience and additional revenues
- when prompted to service providers
-
- Multiple payment methods accept coin, credit card, debit card,
- prepaid card and coinless transactions
-
- Digitally recorded, bi-lingual voice prompts provide user-
- friendly
- instructions in culturally diverse locations such as airports
-
- Standard integrated volume control button ensures ADA
- compliance
-
- Remotely downloadable operating system and site operational
- files
-
- Call diagnostic events recorder enable remote diagnostics and
- troubleshooting
-
- Flexible call routing
-
- One year warranty
-
- Handles unique call situations using priority parsing
-
- Internal Alarm reports (coin jam, vandalism, handset,
- inactivity,
- cash box level, etc.)
-
- Detailed call records management
-
- Full spectrum of answer supervision
-
- Modem telemetry for programming and cash box/alarm monitoring
- via
- computer
-
- Voice telemetry for programming and monitoring through the
- phone's
- keypad
-
-
- Specifications:
- ---------------
-
- Power: Telephone line-powered; 48 VDC line voltage (on hook),
- 23 mA
- loop current (off hook)
-
- FCC Registered
-
- Ringer Equivalency: 0.7B
-
- Chassis Weight: 2 lbs.
-
- Phone Weight: 49 lbs.
-
- 14.4 modem
-
- Handset: Hearing aid compatible
-
- Nine Button "Matrix" speed dial keypad
-
- Japanese Model Chips
-
- Motherboard Protected by Cash Box
-
- IDE Interface
-
- ABA magnetic Strip Card Reader
-
-
-
- Miscellaneous Hardware Information:
- -----------------------------------
-
-
- Component Movement
- ------------------
-
- Q: "What's that crazy noise I hear when I hang up the 9520C?"
-
- A: That noise you hear when you hang up the phone, is simply the
- Physical Component Switch (PCS) resetting the line after
- recognizing
- a dialtone.
-
- In addition, if you were to open up a 9520C model Elcotel and look
- inside,
- you would see a button which operates the Physical Component
- Switch
- labeled 'do not press'. Hmm... I've always wondered what would
- happen
- if I were to press it. ;-p
-
-
- Ring Back
- ---------
-
- All Elcotel 9520C payphones have a built in ringer though only
- approximately 10% of them actually ring when you call them up.
-
- A simple way to test if the 9520C phone you're using is part of the
- "10% ringing bracket" is to call it (number located on the phone)
- from another payphone next to it.
-
- If there isn't another payphone close to the Elcotel, which is not
- uncommon
- (marketing reasons), just use your cell phone and call the line up
- to test if
- the 9520C phones nearest YOU can ring!
-
- How many Nortel Millenniums do you know of that ring, let alone
- answer with
- a modem carrier when you call them up? NONE.
-
- ..
-
- For a description of the Elcotel Eclipse, read the 'Product
- Speculation'
- section on my document: 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' at:
- http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/cpc_eclipse.txt
-
-
- - Components Catalog -
-
-
- Below is a list of the payphone components you can purchase from
- Elcotel
- Corporation. I've listed off the URL's rather than the actual parts,
- because
- the web-site is constantly changing and new parts are being added
- almost daily.
-
-
- At the present time, on-line ordering isn't available from Elcotel's
- web-site.
-
- How to place an order:
-
- E-mail lperez@elcotel.com with your first and last name, your
- address,
- and the part number(s) of the products you wish to purchase.
-
- You will receive an e-mail back from her requesting credit card
- information.
- (So much for secure transactions, eh?)
-
-
- Kits
- ----
-
- Kits of Parts - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=11
-
- Loud Button Retrofit Kits -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=12
-
- _-_
-
- Major Subassemblies
- -------------------
-
- 70C Dial - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=5
-
- Coin Cover Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=4
-
- Coin Dial Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=6
-
- Coin Path - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=2
-
- Control and Signaling -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=3
-
- Handsets - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=7
-
- Hopper Coin Assembly - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=1
-
- _-_
-
- Replacement Parts & Accessories
- -------------------------------
-
- Parts & Accessories - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9
-
- _-_
-
- Security Devices
- ----------------
-
- Doors, Locks & Other Phone Security Devices -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9
-
- _-_
-
- Tools
- -----
-
- Tools, Gauges & Materials -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=10
-
- _-_
-
-
- - Physical Administration -
-
-
- Physical Administration of the Elcotel Payphone has got to be the
- most
- exhilarating experiences in the Research and Development of the
- Elcotel
- Payphone. Using this brand new hi-tech equipment, learning the ins
- and
- outs, hacking it, and documenting it all as a pioneer explorer is
- absolutely
- incredible.
-
- As noted in the 'Hardware Details' section above, the Elcotel 9520C
- contains two alarms to help detect vandalism and to help discourage
- theft of
- the equipment.
-
- The main alarm is within the actual phone itself, and if set off for
- a various
- reason will send a distress message to the central NCC computer at
- Canada
- Payphone Corporation. Canada Payphone if you don't know, is our
- country's
- lovely distributors of Elcotel Payphones. Canada Payphone, located
- in Burnaby
- British Columbia, will receive this distress message on their
- computers which
- then automatically register everything about the phone (including
- the
- location).
-
- Canada Payphone will then contact either a security company which
- was
- contracted by them, or AT&T security who run their data/voice lines.
- Several minutes later, either the contracted security company or
- AT&T will
- take a stroll on by to the premises and investigate the matter.
-
- Big trouble for the guy who set that alarm off! :-/
-
- --
-
- Hired contractors for Canada Payphone routinely do physical
- administration on
- the phones - installing, programming them, collecting the money, and
- everything
- and anything that they are required to do in their job description.
-
- Because these contractors are usually lonely guys who have to run
- around all
- the time working with machines, they long for human interaction.
- That is
- how my associate RT was able to snag some useful information. All he
- did
- was walk up to the guy fixing the phone and started a conversation
- with
- him.
-
- In a calm manner, RT asked several questions about the phones which
- the
- contractor was glad to share with him. The information he gave RT
- has been
- added to various sections of this document, and for that we THANK
- HIM. :)
-
- --
-
- Alarm PIN Information
- ---------------------
-
- Disabling the alarm on the Elcotel series phones, is relatively
- simple.
- What you're required to enter is a three digit PIN, which if
- correctly entered,
- will turn off the local alarm in the phone. This means that the
- static
- connection from the phone to Canada Payphone's NCC computer in
- Burnaby BC will
- be cut off. However, if you enter an incorrect PIN you'll get an
- error message
- on the display.
-
-
- (1) How do I disable the alarm?
-
- - By picking up the receiver on the phone, pressing #, and entering
- the
- three digit PIN.
-
- (2) How do I know I'm doing it correctly?
-
- - You'll know you're doing it correctly when you see ### on the
- display...
- the ### represent the PIN. If you entered the right PIN, the display
- message
- will say "OK".
-
- (3) What is the PIN?
-
- - Canada Payphone, (being the obvious guys that they are) decided to
- choose
- a PIN code that would be easy to remember so they picked 'CPC' as
- the PIN
- code. CPC standing for Canada Payphone Corporation, wh00p.
-
- (4) How do I enable the alarm again?
-
- - Pick up the receiver (if it was hung up) and type #CPC.
-
- - Then hang up the receiver and try to wait for at least twenty
- seconds
- before using the phone again. Why? You have to give the phone some
- time
- to reconfigure itself.
-
- - You'll know you can use the phone again when you hear the
- components
- in the Elcotel shifting.
-
- --
-
- Administration PIN Information
- ------------------------------
-
- The benefit of Physical Administration over Remote Administration
- is that you're not required to enter an ID of some sort before
- entering the PIN.
-
- What you're required to enter is an eight digit PIN, which if
- correctly
- entered, will allow you to open the phones' case granting you full
- access
- to the Elcotel's administration system.
-
- Giving you the ability to:
-
- - empty out the cash box
-
- - change screen messages
-
- - administrate rate tables
-
- - see how many calls were made with the phone in a given time period
-
- - see how many days the phone has not been in use
-
- - debit card information
-
- - several security parameters
-
- - etcetera
-
- --
-
- - Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems -
-
-
- 9520C Phone Seizing Problem #1
- ------------------------------
-
- - On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which haven't been upgraded with
- the
- the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw;
-
- Recently Canada Payphone decided that it would have its calls routed
- through
- AT&T's switching system instead of their own. The reason for this
- may be due
- to AT&T's size and ability to handle several calls without getting
- the
- 'bottle-neck' problem like Canada Payphone may have had.
-
- Now due to this change-over, a problem occurred with the 9520C model
- Elcotel's
- causing a line-seizing problem. Essentially this problem would allow
- a phreaker
- to exploit it to make as many free local phone calls as they wished.
-
-
- This is how it's done:
-
- - Pick up the receiver
-
- - Enter 25ó for the call
-
- - Call someone, and be sure they hang up the telephone after the
- call is
- completed.
-
- - The line will not be seized at this time, the mouthpiece will not
- be
- muted, but the keypad will be disabled.
-
- - With the receiver still in your hand, place your tone dialer on
- the
- mouth piece and begin to punch in a phone number or play the pre-
- programmed
- DTMF tones. Either way should work successfully.
-
- Remember that this trick will not work on ALL 9520C series Elcotel
- payphones.
- ONLY the 9520C's that haven't had their chip upgraded to prevent
- this type of
- fraud will work.
-
-
- ++ Note:
-
- Sometimes when dialing a number with the 9520C phone you will
- get a number that is either 'Not In Service' or 'Cannot Be
- Completed',
- the line might not hang itself up. In this case, you could use the
- same techniques documented above to exploit the seizing problem
- and
- make free local calls.
-
- ++
-
- 9520C Phone Seizing Problem #2
- ------------------------------
-
- - On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which have been upgraded with
- the
- the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw;
-
- The new chips in the Elcotel 9520C's apparently fixed 30% of the
- phones
- in Canada which allow the use of a tone-dialer to make "free local
- calls"
- when a line doesn't seize properly. The newer chips apparently do
- not allow
- the use of a keypad or DTMF tones in the chance that the line does
- not
- seize after a call is completed, thus securing the flaw.
-
- However, there is a way around the newer chips' "security features".
- If done correctly, the trick will allow a phreaker to exploit a
- different
- type of line seizing problem unknown by the Telco and unrecognized
- by the
- newer 9520C chips.
-
-
- This is how it's done:
-
- - Pick up the receiver
-
- - Dial '611' (don't worry it's toll-free)
-
- - Immediately after, press the bi-lingual button (English to French)
- located
- next to the phones' keypad. If done correctly, the payphone will
- reset
- causing the connection through AT&T's (the CO) SS7 based switching
- to end.
-
- - At this point you can use the keypad to dial any local number you
- wish.
-
- - Or use a tone-dialer by placing it on the mouth piece of the
- receiver and begin to punch in a local phone number, or simply
- play the
- pre-programmed DTMF tones.
-
-
- The only explanation I have for why the Elcotel 9520C resets the
- line
- causing a seizing problem, is due to Elcotel's inability to develop
- a chip
- that prevents various types of payphone fraud.
-
- If Elcotel can simply keep its promise of developing so-called
- "fraud
- resistant" payphones by having regular security audits before they
- ship their
- products to their corporate customers, then they wouldn't have to
- worry about
- lost revenue caused by phreakers who abuse these vulnerabilities.
-
- It's only common sense, RIGHT PEOPLE?! :)
-
-
-
- - Remote Administration -
-
-
- In my previous document titled 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' I
- gave
- mention about how one could remotely administer a payphone as long
- as they
- had the proper knowledge to do so.
-
- I briefly explained that you'd be required to have the payphones'
- uniquely
- assigned number, the software to administer it and the ID/PIN to do
- so.
- In the document I mentioned that once inside the system you'd have
- the
- ability to change rate tables, change scrolling messages, turn the
- payphone
- on, etc.
-
- It's been five months since that document was written, and the
- information
- that I gave was only general and didn't give specific system
- details.
-
-
- What have I discovered/accomplished since then?
- -----------------------------------------------
-
- %% Payphone Numbers %%
-
-
- - I now have a list of several Elcotel 9520C payphone numbers which
- several
- people have helped me compile. At the moment I have Canadian
- payphone numbers
- from Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, and Victoria. The number of
- payphones
- listed so far is in the twenties, and it keeps on growing.
-
- The document (Elcotel CPC 9520C; National COCOT Number Compilation)
- can be
- seen by visiting:
-
- http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/elcotel_compilation.txt
-
-
-
- %% Software %%
-
-
- In December of 1999, I started to get into the software side of it
- all
- and posted several different Remote Administration programs on
- Nettwerked
- for download. The programs made it easier for the phreak and hacker
- to
- get into the core of the Elcotel system without worrying about
- having to
- search for them.
-
-
- PNM Plus is a simple stripped down Administration Tool which can be
- used
- on the Elcotel. The minimum requirement however is that you have
- Windows
- 3.11.
-
- Download: http://thehomeworkpage.tripod.com/pnmdemo.tar.gz
-
- -
-
- PollQuest Version 1.6.0 (Commercial Release) or 'International
- Payphone
- Network Management System' is a nice full software package (beta)
- used for
- administering the Elcotel, and is the default program used on the
- 9520C
- models.
-
- Download: ftp://www.elcotel.com/beta/190_158991
-
- -
-
- Other software packages to look for:
-
- * Coin Net -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=8
- * Expressnet - http://www.protelinc.com
- * PNMPLUS Lite -
- http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=7
- * Pronet - http://www.protelinc.com/PROTELInt/pronet/fpronet.htm
- * Telelink - available for download at http://www.ernesttelecom.com
-
-
- %% Remote Administration %%
-
-
- ID --
-
- When connected to the Elcotel Payphone remotely, you'll be
- prompted
- for an Identification number. Now from what we're aware of, the ID
- numbers
- are assigned differently in accordance to the location of the
- payphone.
-
- Also, from what we were told by Elcotel installers (they're great
- for insider
- information) the Elcotel Remote Identification numbers range from
- 8000 and
- up. Knowing this, we can presumably say that all ID's are programmed
- to be
- four digits - or at least four digits by default.
-
-
- PIN --
-
- One hunch I have is that the PIN alpha-numeric codes used for
- Remotely
- Administering the Elcotel payphones are exactly the same number of
- digits (8)
- one would be required to enter if they wanted to carry out Physical
- Administration.
-
- Remote Administration PIN codes using a Canada wide default, are
- programmed
- into all Elcotel Payphones?
-
- Perhaps, and the assumption isn't too broad either if we consider
- there is
- a default PIN used for physically disabling the Elcotel alarm (see
- Physical
- Administration).
-
-
- %% Software Options %%
-
-
- Previously I gave reference to Rate Tables, but the information
- given was
- a tad too general and didn't talk in enough detail to help the
- reader
- clearly understand what they'd be in for once they connected to the
- payphone remotely.
-
- Below is the actual table options from one of the many Remote Admin
- Software
- C programs accessible and fully available on my preliminary archive:
-
- http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/2nd_gen/c_files/c_scripts.html
-
-
-
- <!-- Cut phong1.scn --!>
-
- Option info
-
- OPTION FILE ........=############ (####) Next Date Phone Call In
- =!%%/%%/%%!
- RATE FILE ..........=############ (####) Next Time Phone Call In
- =!%%:%%!
- EXCEPTION TABLE .....=############ (####) No. Days Bump Call In
- =##
- LOOKUP TABLE .......=############ (####) POLL INTERRUPT DISABLE
- ..<->####
- DIAL STRINGS .......=############ (####) Enable History logging
- ..<->####
- RATE OVERRIDE ......=############ (####) Enable CDR [UP+CLEAR]
- ...<->####
- CCR TABLE ..........=############ (####) Cash Box records to save
- ..=##
- VOICE FILE .........=############ (####) Days for no activity
- ......=##
- IPIN TABLE .........=############ (####) Nickel equiv. for full CB
- =##
- SECURITY PARAMETERS =############ (####)
- DEBIT CARD TABLE ...=############ (####) DISPLAY option on
- ph.....<->####
-
- </Cut phong1.scn>
-
- Browsing over this table, we see there are so many different
- options.
- Not only that, but the options available are surely useful for
- anyone wishing
- to collect information on Canada Payphone customers.
-
-
- - Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C] -
-
-
- All Elcotel 9520C series phones are pre-programmed to collect
- statistics
- about the amount of money they made, how many calls were placed (and
- for
- how long), how many days the phone has gone without use, and so on.
-
- You'd wonder how Canada Payphone would get this information, right?
-
- What they have done is programmed all the 9520C Elcotel's to
- directly
- send all its statistical information to the headquarters of Canada
- Payphone
- via modem - 14.4 data-transmission twice or more a month.
-
- The headquarters, in Burnaby British Columbia, have a central
- administration
- computer (or computers) which store the history every 9520C payphone
- statistic
- ever generated within Canada.
-
- If you were wondering what specific number the payphone calls in
- order to send
- the statistics, the carrier number is (604)-717-6532.
-
- When you call that number up with the Elcotel 9520C phone, you are
- given a
- credit of between 5-20 cents - on the display timer which usually
- counts
- the number of minutes a user is on the phone was instead counting
- down
- from 40 minutes.
-
- Which brings me to the assumption that the maximum amount of time it
- takes
- for the 9520C to send all of its statistical information to the HQ
- is
- approximately 40 minutes in length.
-
-
-
-
-
- - Web-site References -
-
- Useful Sites:
-
- Canada Payphone Corporation:
- http://www.canadapayphone.com/
-
- Elcotel Coinless Services:
- http://ecs.elcotel.com/
-
- Elcotel Coinless Services Overview:
- http://ecs.elcotel.com/overview/index.htm
-
- Elcotel Telecommunications:
- http://www.elcotel.com/
-
- Hack Canada (Our Local Telco):
- http://www.hackcanada.com/telco/index.html
-
- Nettwerked (Elcotel Research [and Development]):
- http://nettwerk.hypermart.net/files/index.html#Elcotel_Research
-
-
-
- - Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada -
-
-
- Press Release:
- http://www.elcotel.com/ectl/GrapevinePressReleases/BassPressRelease.
- htm
-
-
- Contacts:
- Michael
- Boyle
- Elcotel,
- Inc.
- (941)
- 758-0389
-
- George
- Stolpe
- GWS & Company,
- Inc.
- (941)
- 925-0418
-
- ELCOTEL, INC.
- TO PROVIDE NEW GRAPEVINETM NETWORK TERMINALS
-
- TO ALL BASS
- HOTELS & RESORTS PROPERTIES IN CANADA
-
- Through Agreement With Canada Payphone Corporation, Elcotel To
- Deploy
-
- Up To 10 Interactive Terminals In Each of 230 Bass Hotels and
- Resorts
-
- Properties
-
- SARASOTA, FL, January 20, 2000 Elcotel, Inc. (NASDAQ: ECTL)
- announced
- today it will deploy its interactive GrapevineTM network
- terminals in
- all 230 Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties in Canada, including
- Inter-Continental, Crowne Plaza, Holiday Inn, Holiday Inn Express
- and
- Staybridge Suites by Holiday Inn properties. Each hotel and
- resort
- will have up to 10 state-of-the-art GrapevineTM terminals
- installed.
-
- The contract is the latest development in Elcotels previously
- announced agreement with Canada Payphone Corporation (CPC) to
- purchase
- 45,000 GrapevineTM network terminals and services valued in
- excess of
- $125 million over five years. CPC has the exclusive rights to
- deploy
- and market the GrapevineTM network terminals in the Canadian
- market in
- an Alliance Partnership with AT&T Canada.
-
- CPCs agreement with Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties is a major
- step
- forward in the acceptance of GrapevineTM as the public
- communications
- portal of the 21st century, said Michael Boyle, president and
- chief
- executive officer of Elcotel. Over the coming months, the
- Canadian
- market will be among the first to access the power of
- personalized
- content, information services and e-commerce capabilities from a
- public phone. We are pleased to partner with both Bass Hotels &
- Resorts and CPC in this major evolution of how, when and why
- consumers
- use public communications to make their lives easier.
-
- Bass Hotels & Resorts is pleased to offer its customers
- state-of-the-art public communications, said Les Gable, senior
- manager, hotel telecommunications, for Bass Hotels & Resorts. We
- believe this will greatly enhance our guests experience and
- further
- position Bass Hotels & Resorts as the premier choice for
- travelers and
- business professionals alike.
-
- GrapevineTM combines traditional payphone capabilities with
- sponsor-paid advertising and content, e-commerce and personalized
- information services from the Internet in a public access
- setting.
- The GrapevineTM terminal network is powered by e-PrismTM,
- Elcotels
- comprehensive system for back office support and content
- management.
- This proprietary system manages the terminals and is designed to
- tailor advertising messages and future sponsor-paid content for
- each
- individual terminal
-
- Elcotel, Inc., based in Sarasota, Florida, is a leader in
- providing
- public access telecommunications networks and management services
- for
- both domestic and international wireline and wireless
- communication
- networks. Visit Elcotels corporate website at www.elcotel.com.
-
- With over 2,800 hotels and 450,000 guest rooms in more than 90
- countries and territories, Bass Hotels & Resorts has an
- established,
- international brand-name property to suit every guests service,
- amenity and lodging needs. Each year, more than 150 million
- people
- stay at a hotel or resort bearing one of the Bass Hotels &
- Resorts
- lodging brands. Bass Hotels & Resorts is the hotel business of
- U.K.-based Bass PLC. Bass PLC American Depository Receipts trade
- on
- the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol BAS. The following
- are
- some of the service marks owned by Bass Hotels & Resorts, Inc.,
- its
- subsidiaries or affiliates: Holiday Inn«, Crown Plaza«, Holiday
- Inn
- Select«, Holiday Inn Garden CourtSM, Holiday Inn SunSpree«
- Resorts,
- Staybridge SuitesSM, Holidex«, Priority Club« Worldwide,
- Inter-Continental«, Forum«, and Six Continents Club«. Bass
- Hotels &
- Resorts Inc. offers information and reservations capability on
- its
- pages on the World Wide Web www.holidayinn.com for Holiday Inn
- hotels
- www.hiexpress.com for Holiday Inn Express hotels,
- www.crowneplaza.com
- for Crowne Plaza Hotels and Resorts, www.staybridge.com for
- Staybridge
- Suites, and www.interconti.com for Inter-Continental Hotels and
- Resorts.
-
- Canada Payphone Corporation is the leading national competitive
- pay
- telephone service provider (CPTSP) and the exclusive provider
- installing AT&T Canada branded payphones and interactive public
- Internet kiosks across Canada. CPC along with its Alliance
- Partner
- AT&T Canada provides new and innovative high quality payphone
- products
- and services. Canada Payphone Corporation with offices located
- in
- Toronto and Vancouver is a public company traded on the CDNX
- symbol
- CPY. For more information, visit CPCs web site at
- www.Canadapayphone.com.
-
- Statements contained in this release may contain forward-looking
- information regarding the Companys plans, projections, or future
- performance, which involve certain risks and uncertainties that
- could
- cause the Companys actual results to differ materially from
- those
- expected by the Company. These risks and uncertainties include
- the
- risk of adverse regulatory action affecting the Company and the
- Companys customers, risk of competition, risk of obsolescence of
- the
- Companys products, and other uncertainties detailed in the
- Companys
- filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
-
-
-
- - Upcoming Projects -
-
-
- In the upcoming months you can expect me to be involved in several
- Elcotel
- projects, which for the most part will coincide with topics or past
- projects
- written in this documentation.
-
- The upcoming projects in this section are only a general idea of
- what is
- to come in the near future. My ideas and plans change without
- warning, meaning
- that I cannot guarantee anything that I boast about in this section.
-
-
- ` Audio samples to be added to Nettwerked [The Clone]
-
- ` Elcotel Central Administration datatapping (A "how to" manual)
- [The Clone]
-
- ` Miscellaneous Elcotel information to be added to this document
- [RT/The Clone]
-
- ` "PROJECT: Elcotel 9520C skan of (780)-420-9XXX" [The Clone]
-
- ` + much more!
-
-
- - Credits -
-
- I'd like to personally thank my associate 'RT' for working with me
- to learn everything there is to know about the Elcotel series
- phones,
- and of course for his contributions to this file.
-
-
-
- - Conclusion -
-
-
- In conclusion, I'd just like to note that this document will be
- updated
- periodically as I learn more about the Elcotel payphones'
- architecture and
- its security parameters. As Elcotel Telecommunications develops more
- technically advanced communication devices (ie. GrapeVine - 05/00),
- you can be damn sure I'll be the one hacking it and writing another
- document to share with the rest of the phreaking community.
-
-
-
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- N E T T W E R K E D
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-
- This is what happened to some unfortunate young man who installed
- Slackware and didnt set a root password.
-
- bash-2.03$ telnet 1Cust59.tnt1.monroe.la.da.uu.net
- Trying 63.25.236.53...
- Connected to 63.25.236.53
-
- Login: root
- Password:
- Last login: Sun Apr 23 13:24:40 2000 from :0
-
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# whoami
- root
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# who
- root tty1 Apr 23 16:12
- root pts/2 Apr 24 13:31 (dialup5.naboo.kingston-internet.net)
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# BitchX
- bash: BitchX: command not found
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# ping -f yahoo.com
- PING yahoo.com (204.71.200.245): 56 data bytes
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ......................................................................
- ...............................................................
- --- yahoo.com ping statistics ---
- 764 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# echo Next time you install Slackware, make sure
- you set a root password you dumb fuck >
- /mnt/DOS_hda1/windows/desktop/you_got_owned.txt
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# shutdown -r 2
- [root@1Cust59 ~]# rm -rf /*
- This system is going down for reboot NOW!!
-
- Connection to 1Cust59.tnt1.monroe.la.da.uu.net lost.
- bash-2.03
-
- OOPS!@#$
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
- MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
- This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains
- tomato
- juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash
- of
- lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused)instead of a
- cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [ 4:. [0wning Skool Network with DOS prompt ] [gridlock] :. ]
- [gridlock@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- How The Hell can you own a skool network with DOS prompt?
-
- Well, if it is on a good old NT, then hell yeah is possible.
- Is possible with winblows 9x, but I am not going to get into it.
-
- Most skools don't fucking know what the hell linux is. My skool
- doesn't :). My skool run on NT 4 and I think whoever set up the
- network is an idiot. He left print and file sharing. On the first
- day of skool. I was checking shit out and already the REGEDIT32
- is open for screw up.
-
-
-
- Requirement :
-
- NT 4 (window 9x is okay)
-
- file and printer sharing
-
- puter (duh!)
-
- LAN up (really?)
-
-
-
- To check rather your skool puter are NT 4, simply wait for the
- screen to bootup and see. If it is then YAY!! Then you go to
- dos prompt if it is not blocked. If it is and u can get into
- explorer then do so and find it. Else, look for Netscape and go
- to c:/winnt/system32 and search for commnd prompt. If you
- dunno cause you're a dumbass then look for qbasic.exe hidden
- in c:/winnt/system32. After run it and type "SHELL" without
- quote and run it. There you got into DOS. Happy? Not really...
- moving on, we check if we're connected on LAN we use the "net
- view" command. IF so, you should see a list of computer you're
- hook up with. To see if you're share with em, net view a certain
- computer and see in the MAC contain 20...I dink...I forgot :), If
- so, the last part is to use "net use" to connect it. for example
- you can connect to a computer doing this. net view g: \\0wn
- then the computer 0wn would be your G: drive. Last part is to
- see if they have password. if so brute force it. But majority
- they don't cause they're worthless piece of shit!
-
- Okay that you learn new skills today, lets move on. Most of
- the time your school computer is connected to a main computer.
- This is when the fun begins. PLEASE DO DESTROY STUFF FOR
- THE PHUN OF IT!! haha, just kidding man. Anyway, see what
- they have. IF u love website defacing and want to do something
- similar, you can see if the background hooked up to the main
- server. Hey it happen to my skool computer. After, you
- download the background graphic and change the shit. After
- you would have to copy it back to the drive you mapped. Okay
- once that is done then pray that they didn't log you down. Once
- u did all that then wait till the next day where all the computer
- reboot, and BAM! your nice background displaying on all
- computer system. Kinda lame, but it proof thats leaving
- sharing is bad. Something little like this can lead to total
- catastrophe. Maybe you can tell your teacher that you did this
- and they will let you be NT admin. haha doubt it.
-
-
-
- So watever........drunk....zz.zzz.zzzz.z.zZzz.z.zZzz.zz.Zz
-
-
-
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- /.».//
- /. .//
- /┤»`/'' ''/┤»»`╖╕
- /''/ / / /¿/»`\
- (''( ┤ ┤ »|/'' '')
- \ ` /
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [ 5:. - [ Tech hell ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- Technologically Challenged?
- The following is an excerpt from an article in the Wall Street
- Journal that might make you feel better:
-
-
- 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
- "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
- "Any" key is.
-
- 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was
- hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be
- the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
-
- 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining
- that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old
- diskettes. The customer had stuck labels on the diskettes, then
- rolled them into his typewriter to type on the labels.
-
- 4. Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective
- diskettes. A few days later, a letter arrived from the customer
- along with photocopies of the floppies.
-
- 5. A Dell technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy
- back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to
- hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and
- crossing the room to close the door to his room.
-
- 6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer
- to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the tech
- discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it
- in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
-
- 7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no
- longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and
- water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys
- and washing them individually.
-
- 8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged
- because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The
- tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid"
- responses shouldn't be taken personally.
-
- 9. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents.
- He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find
- printer". The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the
- printer, but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
-
- 10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get
- her new Dell computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was
- plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed
- the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot
- pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the
- computer's mouse.
-
- 11. Another customer called Compaq Tech Support to say her brand-new
- computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it
- in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen.
- When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she
- asked, "What Power switch?"
-
- 12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
- Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support ?"
- Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
- Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my
- warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
- Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
- Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
- Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.
- Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show?"
- Caller: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a
- promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
- At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he
- couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been
- using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and
- snapped it off the drive!
-
- 13. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang
- for support. " I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to
- put in the second disk, and I had some problems with that disk. When
- it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in...."
- The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1
- first.
-
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [ 6:. - [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ]
- [tak@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- do, you wanna show your teachers that they know....nothing?
- wanna show them that you 0wn them, and make them ph33r?????
- wanna walk around school and going up to the cute chix0rs, &
- get them with your sleek k-rad hax0r stylish moves!$%?@#?@?
- Well then follow everything I say in this article, and then
- they will fear(or make text line up at the end like I do!!)
-
- I bet this is the longest fuckin sentence you've ever seen!
-
- FoolProof:
-
- Bah, my school, and almost every school i've been to runs Fool Proof
- Security There are like super++ ninja ways around this, and all..Some
- I have conquered in the last few days, in writing this! FoolProof may
- be fool proof, but who's sayin your a fool? ok...
-
- !unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
- unf unf!
- You boot up, and all, and the crazy's locked up the desktop so you
- can't bust out your sleek h4x0r l1ke skillz. First thing, if you wanna
- put the school in fear mode, you can change the start menu size! when
- you normally try, it just goes back to its original, normal size! To
- k-rad hax0rate this ghetto feature you RIGHT CLICK, then LEFT CLICK
- when still holding the right button down and drag it to a cool size,
- like 50% of the screen! Fear that Mrs Johnson!@$#%#$%
-
- Now you say, I hax0red the start task bar, now what....I can not h4x0r
- the BG of the desktop....wrong again@$% like...this one only works on
- some computers if you go to like start, then programs, then games, and
- you see a Puzzle game in there, you are a true h4x0r, open it up, and
- in like options it will allow you to open a bitmap to puzzlize! open
- like a file you edited in ghetto paint and saved on a floppy, you
- dont actually have to play with this image but you then go into the
- options menu or something, and click Save As, and save it as
- the background picture!!! fear me fear me... Thats as far as I got
- with makin my own desktop themes, in computer class, but nows where
- the fun starts!@#$$@
-
- NOVELL:
- If you got Novell network shit, this worked for me once, and
- like I think that allot of schools are dumb like this, when the login
- screen pops up, login as Admin, and for the password type: password
- this may work, because it might be the default login, it was at my
- school... and then the teachers didnt edit it cause they login as
- THEIR accounts, usually their first initial, followed, by their last
- name. Now you got m0re power than your teacher, you should like
- maybe set up an account with read/write privileges, incase they
- change the PW. I dont know, it may be a bad idea, but who knows...If
- that did not work, then look around, try the ninja MS word trick in
- the last b0g issue. If the school is cool enuff to let you have ms-
- dos, you are in luck...though that foolproof crap won't let you do
- crap in dos either, there is 1 hole that I caught, with my k-rad unix
- like skillz, at the prompt, I tried cat did not work, so then I
- was like oh! DOS, and typed echo, it replied "Echo on" I was like
- stupid slut now I typed echo "1 y 4m j00r g0d" and it echoed it, so I
- was like wow lemme bust out my cool file thingy dillingy, and I typed
- echo "" > c:\coolfiletodel
- and it made that file new style, I was like wow$%% so I tried to
- echo over an existing file(c:\autoexec.bat) and it worked!#$%@#$% now
- fool proof still ran next time, so I figure like doing some more
- ghetto registry editing, and crazy stuff like that...I cd to a network
- drive, and it puts me in Z:\public\ h0h0h
- im in public, mad w4r3z 0-day shit there, and I did a dir *.exe /p
- and busted out some really cool shit, first there was send, I read
- that help file, and I then typed send "fuck off" EVERYONE /B and heard
- allot of bings, and like some freak sent this message saying "fuck
- off" to everyone! the teacher was amazed
- I was like whoa, and all the computers said STUDENT[44] fuck off I
- was like !
- I think I am student 44 h0h0h0h they can trace me, I fear, Im
- busted, but she didnt! I then realized, your number goes with login,
- not always that the last person to login is the highest number, I
- guess its random, but I then use the ninja skillz to send computer 44
- a message, from the one next to me, and then I got a message! fear
- that fools. SEND "hi tak" 44 /B and b00m, I got the msg and in it was
- that computers number, it works!#@$% so then I look in z/public
- again, and see whoami.exe, and like DOH its easy like that, run it,
- and it'll say connection: 44 and thats your number, if you wanna send
- msges!@#$ now you can k-rad h4x0r the chicks, and send them msges,
- just like Kevin Picknik @$@#
- your a true h4x0r now. There is like another program called
- NLIST.exe and you can see all devices, and users on the network or
- something NLIST * will do it so you can see the teachers login, and
- brute force it! there is also a thingy called NETUSER.exe witch you
- can edit setting, and shit, set msges to off, so when tak is sitting
- next to you sending you 0-day through msges, you can like not be
- annoyed by it..Also remember you are logged in as student or
- whatever..
- so you in fact are that user, and you can control him, you can
- change your PW cause you are him, and thats like npass.exe or some
- shit, and Im guessing you can like kill processes, maybe like
- everyones processes, since they are all you...in a way h3h dont know
- yet...Now if y0u cr4ck r00t, there's an 0-dayz0r joint called
- NETADMIN.exe, and you run it, GUI style, and like edit shit, add
- yourself, and do all that ghetto shit that we love to do! I know, I
- just like thought of an idea, if j00r root, like do a su, or like find
- out the teachs password, or change it, and send a message to everyone
- saying "I am a loser!"
- and like the people will fear, and then like change her password,
- and msg her "y0u are 0wned" and as they look around, say "I see you
- but you cant see me!"
- and she will like shrivel up and die. Until everyones laughing at
- the message from her, and your the only one whistling, that could give
- it away, they will then change the admin password, and h4x0r you out,
- good thing you got your fuday backup account ready, with all
- permissions, so you can change it again & send her something like "j00
- cann0t st0p m3h!@$#" and they will be 0wned2x@#$
-
- if none of these work, that's cause Im a complete retard, and you
- should walk up to your teacher, and kick her, and say "g1b m3 tha
- c0dez f00" and then you do not need to do all this h4x0ring, you got
- the Gibson password fools@#$%@#$
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
- GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
- Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
- seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft
- 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with
- 42.7 mph.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [ 7:. - [ hacking internet explorer ] [HuSoft] :. ]
- [husoft@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- I was wondering how to change that Internet Explorer name that
- appear
- every time I open my browser...
- here I will show you how to do it:
-
- 1. Go to the Registry Editor
- *. Start
- *. Run
- *. Regedit
-
- 2. Go to:
- HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main
-
- 3. Right Click on "Window Title''
- 4. Left Click on Modify
- 5. Chose the name u want to put
-
-
- HuSoft RuleZ (#ro0t, #HNC, #hackphreak, #hacktech (Undernet
- Servers))
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [ 8:. - [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles ] [chris] :. ]
- [chris@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- Foreword
-
- Welcome children, welcome. This the story of a group of 4 turtles -
- predecessors of the well known Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes,
- hiding in the depths of the alleyways in New York City - are the
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles. Because of their extremely dark
- complexions, they were shunned by the city, the state, the world.
- Indeed, we can all look past the species.. but black people have no
- place above the grounds here in the U.S.! On to the T.M.N.T.
- chronicles...
-
-
- Before we begin let's take a quick looks at the characters.. The
- left column are the original characters and the right column are the
- 'niggerized' characters.
-
- ________________________________
-
- Donatello - Coonatello
- Leonardo - LowRideO
- Michaelangelo - MickeyJigallo
- Raphael - Crackael
- Shredder - ShitNigga
- Splinter - Splinter-X
- Rocksteady - CrackBaby
- Bebop - 8-ball
- April - Aprilneeka
- Krang - Crank
- Casey Jones - Jerry Curl
- _________________________________
-
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Niggers smoking crackpipes..
- Turtle power!
-
- They're the world's most trashy, scumbag team (We're really hip!)
- They're niggers in a half-shell, they're not clean (Hey - get a
- grip!)
- When the evil ShitNigga attacks
- These Turtle boys shoot him in the back!
-
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..
-
- Splinter-X taught them to be a ninja team! (He's a radical Paki!)
- Coonatello deals, LowRideO pimps his steel! (That's a fact, Jack!)
- Crackael is a nigger jew! (Gimme a break!)
- MickeyJiggalo is a nigger too! (Party!)
-
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
- Niggers smoking crackpipes..
- Turtle power!
-
-
- Scene 1 - The CrackPad
-
- Our Teenage Nigger heroes (Coonatello, LowRideO, MickeyJiggalo,
- Crackael) lie in the west side of New York City, conversing with
- their Muslim leader Splinter-X. Their crackpad, coated in grime and
- nigger residue, has long since been shut down and quarantined. Deep
- inside the bowels of the confinement, they hide in the shadows,
- dealing crack to young nigger children and shooting themselves full
- of heroine.
-
- LowRideO: Hey yo nigger! Pass me some of dat shit!
-
- MickeyJiggalo: Fuck ya'll man. This shit be mine homes.
-
- Splinter-X: Please, you all must learn to live in harmony with the
- world and help people.
-
- Coonatello: Shut yo nappy rat ass up.
-
- Coonatello pulls out his .44 and caps the Paki in the head.
-
- Coonatello: Motha Fucka! He been holdin us back ya'll! Look where we
- at! We in some fucking shitty crackhouse where no one be comin to!
- We need to get our shit out on the street niggaz!
-
- Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
- FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
-
- MickeyJiggalo: Shut yo fool head up, man. You caint be consuming all
- our shit that's why we ain't neva make no money sellin crack fool!
-
- Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
- FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
-
- With that, the turtles leave their crackpad and venture on to the
- streets of New York City.
-
- Scene 2 - NYC Streets
-
- LowRideO: Aiight Niggaz. This how it's going down: Coon, you take
- the abandoned warehouse on 1st street, Mickey, you take the whole
- road the 32nd Precinct is on, Crackael.. you take the school, and
- I'll take the Abandoned warehouse on 2nd street. We'll meet back at
- dis motha fucka in 5 hourz!
-
- Crackael, being the brains of the group speaks up of the flaw in the
- plan.
-
- Crackael: MAN.. WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING BOUT SMACK NIGGA
- FUCKA??!?$^@ YOU-YOU-YOU CAIN'T BE SENDING M-ME TO NO SCHOOL
- GROUNDS.. NO BUSINESS WILL BE THERE MOTHA RICE PICKA!
-
- LowRideO: Good thinkin yo! You take the abandoned warehouse on 3rd
- street!
-
- With that they dispurse and strut to their locations.
-
- 5 hours later..
-
- The turtles regroup and calculate their profits.
-
- LowRideO: Yo Crackael! What - What the fuck happened to
- MickeyJiggalo and Coonatello yo?!
-
- Crackael: YO MAN!! I-I DUNNO YO! FUCKIN YEAH SHIT RICE PICKERS
- DISSAPEARED MOTHER FUCKA!
-
- Suddenly, a figure appears atop the winding trail of worn pavement.
- The sun is setting, casting the figure in a black shadow. As he
- draws nearer, LowRideO notices he's dragging something rather heavy
- with him..
-
- LowRideO: Coonatello! What the fuck - MickeyJiggalo! What the fuck
- happened yo?
-
- Coonatello: Man, you sent this motha fucka to the cop street! 2
- minutes into a deal these blues pull out a shotgun and cap his ass!
-
- LowRideO glances down at Mickey and notices he's gushing nigga blood
- all over the place.
-
- LowRideO: How many times did those fuckas shoot him?!
-
- Coonatello: I don't know mang! I heard about 41 gunshots yo! I had
- to drag his 467 pound fat ass all the way from 1st street!
-
- MickeyJiggalo: A-A-Avenge my death.. ni-niggaz..
-
- With that a dark stream of blood trickles from his mouth and he
- takes his last breath.
-
- LowRideO: Yo, let's get the fuck out of here man!
-
- With the emerging sirens in the background, the 3 remaining turtles
- head back to their crackpad to develop a better plan.
-
- Scene 3 - Back at the CrackPad
-
- Coonatello: Mang, yo, g, homie, funk.. I don't know what the hell
- went wrong wit dat plan, yo.
-
- LowRideO: Me either, fucka! It was fool-proof! Three abandoned
- warehouses and a cop street mang!
-
- Jerry Curl: You need to visit more populated area, man!
-
- The turtles turn in surprise to the voice.. A well dressed white
- man, with gold decorating himself all over, stand in the door frame.
-
- LowRideO: Who the FUCK is dis chump ass white boy?
-
- Jerry Curl: This CHUMP can make your nigger ass some money, in
- return for a few favors.
-
- Coonatello: Mang, what you talkin about, we doing fine!
-
- LowRideO: Shut up! What favors do we need to do?
-
- Jerry Curl: You'll be slaves, picking cotton on my plantation.
-
- LowRideO: What can you do for us, mang?
-
- Jerry Curl: I can pay you in small amounts and make you work long
- tedious hours with little food.
-
- Coonatello: Man, we already got all that! We wan't sumtin else you
- crack fool!
-
- Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
- FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
-
- Jerry Curl pulls out his .357 magnum and shoots Crackael in the
- forehead.
- He drops to the ground with a thud.
-
- Jerry Curl: First we rid ourselves of the crack head.
-
- The two remaining turtles glance at each other in horror and remain
- quiet.
-
- Jerry Curl: Now, get in my car boys, we're going for a ride. Don't
- forget to sit on the plastic you niggers!
-
- With that, the three pile into Jerry Curl's 1995 Buick LeSabre.
-
- Jerry Curl: Actually, get in the trunk you fools. You're already
- stinking my car up!
-
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- chronicles!
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-
- - At a high-school basketball game in February, Oklahoma City
- Police officer Eldridge Wyatt became dissatisfied that no fouls
- were being called on "No. 21" and walked onto the court to point
- out the player's elbowing to the referees. When referee Stan
- Guffey told Wyatt to leave the officiating to him, Wyatt arrested
- Guffey. Guffey was unarrested a few minutes later so that the game
- could continue, but when a reporter asked Wyatt after the game what
- had happened, Wyatt tried to arrest him, too.
-
- - Lynne F. Herron, 33, was hired recently as a municipal bus
- driver in Cleveland by the Regional Transit Authority. She had
- just been fired as a municipal train driver after an accident that
- injured 14 people, which she caused by deliberately disengaging a
- safety system. The city's labor contract requires that anyone
- fired for a train accident be rehired as a bus driver.
-
- - A West Chester, Pa., urologist reported in an issue of
- `Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality' last year that a man had
- checked himself into an emergency room with pain resulting from a
- swollen and apparently lacerated scrotum. Days after the doctor
- repaired the patient's condition, the man confided that he had been
- masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of
- a piece of machinery at work during his lunch hour when he leaned
- too close as he approached orgasm and suffered an industrial
- accident. He then used a heavy duty stapling gun to close the
- wound.
-
- - Motorcyclist David Gripon was injured in a collision near
- Escondito, Calif., in July when he lost control of his bike on
- Interstate 15. As Gripon came alongside a car with bare feet
- sticking out of the passenger window, he reached out to tickle them
- and ran into the car in front of him.
-
- - Montesano, Wash., government prosecutor Steward Menefee
- announced in November that he would not seek a tougher penalty
- against convicted murderer Lee Bake, because the required
- "aggravated circumstances" were not present. Bake had gouged the
- victim's eyes with a screwdriver, stabbed her to death, and drunk
- her blood.
-
- - Malaysian Deputy Interior Minister Megat Junid Ayob told an
- anti-drug conference in January in Kuala Lampur that shortages in
- heroin and cannabis have caused some addicts to get high by
- sniffing fresh cow dung. Addicts put a coconut shell over the
- party, with a hole at the top for sniffing.
-
- - Recently in a New York City supermarket, according to a `New
- York Daily News' story, a customer became upset that another woman
- was abusing the maximum limit for items at an express checkout line
- and precipitated a loud argument, which culminated with the angry
- woman shouting at the queue-abuser, "I spit into your groceries."
- the alleged queue-abuser was the wife of reputed mobster John
- Gotti. Victoria Gotti said she "used connections" to trace the
- woman's license plate, went to the woman's home, and dumped a box
- of dog feces on her.
-
- - In December, Washington State Reformatory officials they had
- erred in obliging a 53 year old inmate's job preference to work in
- the prison's printing plant. He was serving time for forgery, and
- officials uncovered, during a routine inspection of his quarters,
- forged birth certificates, marriage licenses, and a paycheck stub.
- An official said the prison tries to get inmates jobs "based on
- their interests."
-
- - Transsexual Baroness Maria Thyssen von Hexun, formerly James
- Gonzales, was sentenced to four years in prison in Denver in
- October, for bilking an elderly woman out of several thousand
- dollars. As her sentence was pronounced, the 6 foot, 220 pound
- baroness rolled her eyes and objected, "I've been involved with
- nothing but a bunch of jerks. They don't listen. They lose
- things." Her attorney told the judge that "these things happen,"
- referring to the baroness' fantasies that she was a baroness.
-
- - Prison escapee James Sanders was captured by federal agents
- at his home in Stinnett, Texas, in January after 17 years on the
- lam, during which he had established a new life, married, and
- fathered a daughter. Agents were tipped off when Sanders, out of
- curiosity, telephoned the FBI to ask whether they were still
- pursuing James Sanders.
-
- - In February, Marc Cienkowski, 26, confessed to the murder last
- July of his friend, Michael Klucznik, 31, in Doylestown Borough,
- Pa., after a dispute over a game of Monopoly. Cienkowski shot
- Klucznik through the heart, using a bow and arrow. According to
- the district attorney, "[Cienkowski] wanted to be the car rather
- than the thimble or the hat."
-
- - The Reverend Glen Summerford was convicted in February of
- attempted murder of his wife in Scottsboro, Alabama. A jury found
- that he had forced his wife to stick her hand into a cage of
- rattlesnakes (which he handles in his services at his Church of
- Jesus With Following Signs in addition to drinking strychnine and
- touching live electrical wires), saying that she had to die because
- he wanted to marry another woman. Much of the trial testimony
- concerned which of the spouses had sinned or "backslid" more.
- (While Summerford was in jail, his inadequately supervised
- parishioner, Clyde Crossfield, was bitten on both hands by a
- rattlesnake he was handling.)
-
- - Scott D. Carpenter, 27, filed a lawsuit in September against
- the management company of Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh and
- its chief concessionaire because they allowed him to buy too many
- beers during a 1989 Steelers game and then failed to warn him about
- the danger of riding on escalator handrails, on which he was
- injured in a drunken fall.
-
- - In Tacoma, Washington, Christine Lauritzen filed a lawsuit
- against her husband, Bret, last year for negligence that subjected
- her to injury. Bret's error was in ignoring Christine's driving
- instructions: During a visit to Miami, Florida, they wound up in
- a bad section of town, where they were eventually robbed and where
- she suffered a severe arm injury.
-
- - A newspaper in Ireland reported in February that 38 Irish
- soccer fans recently won a lawsuit against two bus companies that
- had caused them to miss the 1990 World Cup games in Italy. They
- sued because the bus drivers drove too slowly (an average of 20
- mph) on two trips, causing them to miss one game and to miss a
- scheduled ferry that would have transported them to another game.
-
- - Takashi Nakayama, 25, filed a lawsuit in December in a court
- in Niigata, Japan, against his mother and grandmother, seeking
- about $1,548 in damages because his grandmother had thrown out his
- comic-book collection without his consent and his mother had failed
- to stop her.
-
- - Magoo Dorcy, 42, announced his candidacy for mayor of Dover,
- Delaware, despite having pleaded guilty in Columbus, Ohio, three
- years ago for molesting a 5 year old girl.
-
- - Harold W. "Tony" Glacken was charged last year with running
- a fraudulent auto-inspection scheme. Upon announcing his candidacy
- for sheriff in St Louis, Missouri, recently, Glacken said, "I just
- decided it was time I get involved and get this community
- straightened out. I'm tired of all the [county's] bad publicity."
-
- - In Salem, Oregon, former Baptist minister Joe Lutz withdrew
- from the U.S. Senate race in January, saying that his "family
- values" campaign had lost credibility because he had abandoned his
- wife to marry another woman and reportedly was $2,000 behind in
- child support payments.
-
- - Donald L. Traxler, newly installed mayor of Ada, Ohio, and
- education professor at Ohio Northern University, declared in
- December that he would take office later in the month, as
- scheduled, despite his December 13 arrest when rangers observed him
- masturbating at a local park.
-
- - Sherman T. Miller, running for sheriff in Van Buren County in
- southeastern Iowa, was jailed in March, suspected by authorities
- to be part of a burglary ring that had been stealing farm
- equipment. Said Miller, "It's just a bunch of political nonsense
- to take me out of the race."
-
- - Poin Adams, candidate for sheriff in Amarillo, Texas, was
- found guilty in 1990 of fraud for tampering with his vehicle
- inspection sticker. He had crudely drawn a "1" on his windshield,
- to obscure the "0" in 1990, so that his sticker would appear to be
- valid in 1991.
-
- - On October 12, a clerk on duty at a convenience store in
- Abilene, Texas, was persuaded by a man to accept a $100 bill that
- was accurately printed (1950 series) in every detail -- except that
- it was 12 inches long and 5 inches wide.
-
- - Last fall, two men holed up in the Maine State Library in
- Augusta for two months in makeshift living quarters that a security
- official said included "everything you could think of," before they
- were discovered. Andre V. Jatho, 20, was charged with burglary,
- but the other man moved out. For sustenance, the two men had
- looted various state supply rooms (taking an unusually large
- quantity of pudding).
-
- - Theaters in North Carolina recently began showing, as a short
- feature, a state-funded film advocating teenage sexual abstinence.
- In "The Power To Create Life," a teenage couple in a car are
- contemplating having sex until the sky lights up and an alien
- emperor implores, "You have the power to create life. Don't abuse
- it!" The kids decide to go to a movie instead.
-
- - Minneapolis prosecutors were expecting a long and difficult
- child molesting trial against Robert G. Swan because the
- incriminating photographs they had of him blurred his face. Then,
- in January, his wife brought Swan, who was in jail, a fresh change
- of clothing for his court appearance, giving him the very articles
- he was wearing in the photographs. After the clothing turned up,
- Swan quickly pleaded guilty.
-
- - Xavier Hunter, 26, was arrested in Chicago in December of
- robbing the Citibank Federal Savings Bank. Unknown to him,
- President Bush was speaking at the Chicago Board of Trade, less
- than a block away, at the time, and the neighborhood was thus full
- of police officers. As Hunter exited the bank, the chemical dye
- pack in his bounty exploded, alerting the many nearby officers, who
- chased him down despite his futile attempt to abandon the money by
- throwing it into the air as he ran.
-
- - In St Louis in January, Thomas Hall pulled into what looked
- like a fast food restaurant's drive thru to place an order.
- However, the drive thru speaker he yelled into was an intercom
- stand at the Area III St Louis police station. An officer came out
- and arrested Hall for DUI. (The next day, after Hall's arrest made
- local news, DJ "Wacky Pat" Fortune drove up to the same intercom
- stand to out a gag for his listeners. However, an officer checked
- Fortune out on the computer, discovered unpaid traffic violations,
- and arrested him as a fugitive.)
-
- - James Bridgewater, 32, was arrested in Kankakee, Illinois,
- after a mishap at the First of America Bank's drive-in window. He
- was carrying two white sacks, one containing money for deposit and
- the other containing two grams of marijuana and rolling papers.
- He put the wrong bag in the pneumatic tube.
-
- - To quell unruly seventh graders in Irvington, New Jersey, in
- February, substitute teacher Monique Bazile, 57, cast a voodoo
- spell on the class. According to pupils, Bazile began shaking and
- chanting, threw ritual powder on the kids, and warned them that
- their houses would burn down because of their rowdiness. Criminal
- charges of endangering the welfare of a child and making
- terroristic threats were brought against her.
-
- - Milford, Utah, high-school teacher Cherry Florence was fired
- in February for an indiscretion. According to the local board of
- education, after the school, for health reasons, interviewed
- students individually as to their level of sexual activity,
- Florence released to her classes a list of which of the school's
- 170 teenagers were virgins.
-
- - Acting Principal Steven Stocker, 31, voted Fredericksburg,
- Virginia, outstanding young educator in 1988, was arrested in
- January after he engaged a 9 year old girl in what the district
- attorney called a servant-master game. Stocker, the servant, had
- allegedly kissed the girl's feet and sucked her toes.
-
- - The board of education in Worthington Hills, near Columbus,
- Ohio, disciplined teacher Alan Brady in February on charges that
- he poked a student teacher in her backside with a fork and that he
- had third-graders line up and jump on and hit a fellow student who
- had been bad.
-
- - Immokalee, Florida, substitute teacher, Krystal Gail Allen,
- was fired in January after parents complained that she described
- her sex life in great detail to an eighth-grade geography class and
- invited students to share their own tales with her. One student
- had recorded the class.
-
- - In January, burglars at Rich's department store in Salem,
- Massachusetts, were forced to flee empty handed after the welding
- torch they were using to break into a safe accidentally ignited the
- money inside, causing a fire and setting off the store's smoke
- alarm.
-
- - Daniel Hendricks, 34, of St Louis, was charged in February
- with several counts of aggravated battery in Tampa for ramming at
- least six cars on an interstate highway and forcing others off the
- road as he sped at 100mph toward nearby Clearwater, Florida, where
- Barbara Bush was speaking. Hendricks told police he had to warn
- Mrs. Bush that Saddam Hussein was preparing to invade the U.S.
-
- - Montique Ramon Brown, 18, surrendered to Richmond, Virginia,
- police in March, telling them he was the one who had shot a man to
- death at 12:05 AM on January 1st. He told police he did it because
- he wanted to be the person who committed Richmond's first murder
- of 1992.
-
- - A 31 year old man turned himself in to Anchorage, Alaska,
- police in January claiming to be the fugitive "Dr Diaper," who
- has been appearing at local day care centers in diapers and
- trying to get them to take him in. Two years before, Dr Diaper
- contracted with a baby sitter by phone, claiming to be the parent
- of an 18 year old boy who had the mentality of a toddler, needed
- to be changed and fed, and whose bad habits (Masturbating in
- public) should be ignored. When the sitter arrived, the giant
- baby was Dr Diaper himself. On another occasion, a prospective
- baby sitter said Dr Diaper had come to her door once carrying his
- own 3 year old son because he could not find a real baby sitter
- for the boy while he went out on his escapade.
-
- - Richard Smith, 31, celebrated his release from jail in March
- with a dinner at the Tara Hyannis Hotel in Massachusetts. He had
- served 90 days for running out on nine restaurant tabs last
- summer. He was promptly arrested again, for running out on the
- $28 check at the Tara.
-
- - John Fogleman, 30, serving time for rape in Ft. Lauderdale,
- Fla, was arrested in November for making obscene telephone calls
- from inside the jail.
-
- - Mahad Omar, 22, who is imprisoned for robbery and assault in
- Kingston, Ontario, but who had been given a one day pass in
- December to attend a religious ceremony, was returned to jail
- before the day was over for robbing a woman at knife point in St.
- Michael's Cathedral in Toronto.
-
- - James L Ramey, 53, of Clyde, North Carolina, was charged
- with assault in November after a 15 minute brawl at the rural
- Full Gospel Holiness Church. The brawl began when one person
- wanted to sit in the back pew, which was occupied, as usual, by a
- church regular. The minister's son suffered a bite to the neck
- that required ***31*** stitches.
-
- - Aerospace engineer Dean Harvey Hicks of Costa Mesa, Calif,
- was sentenced to 20 years in prison in February as a result of
- his conviction for launching aerial bombs at one Internal
- Revenue Service building and trying to blow up three others in
- 1991. Hicks had become distraught that the IRS had refused to
- allow him to a tax deduction for an $8,000 donation to a "mail
- order church."
-
- - In Quebec City, Canada, in February, Serge Pouliot was
- sentenced to 18 months in prison for assaulting his supervisor,
- who had threatened to turn Pouliot in for sleeping at work. Both
- men operate a X-Ray machine at a shipyard, where Pouliot
- committed the assault by severely X-Raying the supervisor,
- subjecting him to the equivalent of 20 years of on the job
- exposure.
-
- - In Nashwauk, Minn, Hibbing Community College beat St Paul
- Bible, 85-6, in football in September, amassing 764 yards total
- offense by passing on every single play. It would have been
- worse, but St Paul Bible was in a "prevent" defense the entire
- game.
-
- - Among the rituals of Atlanta Braves minor-league pitcher
- Turk Wendell in 1991: He always crosses the foul line with a
- kangaroo jump; demands that the umpire roll the ball to him to
- start the game; chew licorice on the mound and brushes his teeth
- every inning; occasionally makes a pick-off throw to first base -
- - with no runners on; and once carried a camera to the mound in
- his pocket, took it out, and snapped a picture of the batter
- before pitching to him.
-
- - Earl H. Brockington was convicted in February of robbery in
- Kansas City, Mo, for an incident a year ago. He had taken a
- woman's purse (containing only $5) in a parking garage, then
- accidentally nicked the woman with his knife, provoking her to
- scream, whereupon four men chased him, forcing him to leap from a
- parking deck 25 feet to the ground, injuring his leg. He managed
- to hobble to, and climb under, a parked car, but the owner of the
- car got in a few minutes later, started it up, and ran over
- Brockington's feet, breaking several bones.
-
- - Gregory Putman, 42, a veteran sheriff's deputy who had been
- on inactive status since 1984 after a heart transplant, was
- disciplined in November by an Oregon City, Ore, judge, who lifted
- Putman's license to carry a concealed weapon. Putman, apparently
- frustrated at being shelved from "active" status, had modified
- his car so that it would resemble a state patrol car and had
- allegedly stopped at least three motorists on his own to lecture
- them on lawful behavior. Putman said later that he had "let the
- old days get the best of me."
-
- - Richard Paul Joseph, 51, was charged with the murder of his
- adopted 17 year old daughter in San Bernardino, Calif, in
- December. He had become upset that she was abandoning the name
- he and his wife had given her, Dee Dee, in favor of Desiree.
-
- - John Dawson, 26, was arrested in South St. Paul, Minn, in
- February after the failure of his alleged elaborate scheme to
- have sex. Police say he broke into a young woman's apartment
- just before she arrived, left her a note on the kitchen table,
- then undressed, put duct tape over his eyes, and handcuffed
- himself to her bed. In the note were instructions that she was
- to go into her bedroom immediately and have sex with him because
- a man with a gun had kidnaped him and was waiting to kill yet
- another person if she refused. Instead, she ran to the police,
- and Dawson, who had left the key to his chains on the kitchen
- table, could not free himself before they arrived.
-
- - The San Francisco watchdog organization Consumer Action
- warned in January that adult 900 telephone services often defraud
- their customers by promising more explicit sexual conversation
- than they deliver: "Despite highly suggestive titles and pictures
- of half-naked women in many ads," wrote Consumer Action, "the
- services provided tame, non-sexual conversation."
-
- - The week of April 26 thru May 2 was Sky Awareness Week in
- Pennsylvania. The sponsoring legislator said the week is
- intended to recognize all that goes on in the sky, including
- rain, wind, light, temperature, and the "interrelationship
- between phenomena in the sky and the Earth's landscape."
-
- - Conceptual artist Linda M. Montano performed at the
- University of Texas for three nights in November by sitting on a
- sawhorse next to some campus horse statues from midnight to 7 AM.
-
- She said she was fulfilling a wish she had as a child to run away
- to Texas and ride a horse while listening to Richard Strauss' Der
- Rosenkavalier.
-
- - Actress Melanie Griffith, 34, telling an interviewer about
- how her role as a Jewish secretary during WWII in the movie
- Shining Through opened her eyes: "I didn't know that 6 million
- Jews were killed. That's allot of people!"
-
- - Last year, a Buena Vista Pictures production executive bowed
- to pressure from the Humane Association of Los Angeles and had a
- scene cut from a movie version of White Fang, in which a wolf
- attacked a man. Said a Humane Association executive, "I was very
- concerned about that [attack scene] being an anti-wolf
- statement."
-
- - Magician Doug Henning, on announcing plans that he and the
- Maharishi Mahesh Yogi were planning a 1,500 acre theme park near
- Niagara Falls, which would also emphasize "awakening human
- consciousness," explained to the New York Times why this theme
- park would be different than others: "Most theme parks are
- superficial."
-
- - Dr. Samson Dubrin, 28, responding to evidence against him in
- the murder of a 20 year old woman in Vista, Calif, in March, told
- a judge that he had not chloroformed her into unconsciousness;
- rather, Dubrin said, she must have passed out when her car passed
- a chemical truck somewhere on the highway.
-
- - Latest Reporter Claiming Immunity from Prostitution Arrest:
- Robert H. Wilds, 39, a TV reporter in Knoxville, pleaded no
- contest to soliciting a prostitute in November but said, "What
- was in my mind was [not to have sex but] to interview her for a
- story."
-
- - Robert Austin, 33, was suspected by Minneapolis police of
- being the "gorilla gunman" who robbed local retail stores in
- January while wearing a gorilla mask. Police got their biggest
- lead when a maskless Austin robbed the MGM liquor store
- Warehouse: Austin forced the clerk into the office to get money
- and only halfway through the robbery remembered to put the mask
- he was carrying on.
-
- - Elmwood Park, NJ, principal Samuel R. Bracigliano, 49,
- recently on trial for molesting teenage boys, repeatedly denied
- the charges in spite of mounting evidence. He denied that the
- extensive collection of pornography the police seized from his
- home was for his sexual pleasure, even though a jar of Vaseline
- was found with the materials, along with pieces of paper,
- discovered in videotape boxes, containing numbers which
- corresponded to the VCR counter numbers at the which sex scenes
- began. Bracigliano said he is a serious photographer of nudes
- and planned use nude Polaroids that police found of teenage boys
- for a display collage and to bring it to school as an example of
- his work. "I was doing my best work yet when I was arrested."
-
- - Georgina Thompson, 37, was charged in Wellington, Kansas, in
- March with soliciting two men to murder her common-law husband.
- Her promised payment was her husband's collection of baseball
- cards. The two men reported her to police and turned over the
- down payment she had made of 10 of the cards. Said the deputy
- sheriff about the offer of baseball cards, "That's about as mean
- as a wife can get. The only thing lower would have been if she
- offered his hunting and fishing gear."
-
- - Bruce Damon, attempting to work a plea bargain in February
- to charges that he knocked off a bank in Whitman, Mass, argued to
- the judge that the eight to fifteen year term suggested by the
- prosecutor was way too long. First of all, Damon said, when he
- robbed a bank in 1987, he only got three to five years.
- Secondly, he said, citing an article from the Brockston
- Enterprise newspaper, the bank had enjoyed record earnings
- despite the robbery and expected to do well in 1992 also. Said
- Damon, "I didn't hurt this bank at all." When the judge asked
- Damon if he would rob banks again if he were free, Damon replied,
- "I'd like to plead the Fifth Amendment on that." The judge
- refused to accept the plea and scheduled Damon for trial.
-
- - Columbian garbage collector Oscar Hernandez claimed in March
- that he was kidnaped by security guards during the Carnival in
- Barranquilla and taken to a lab at the Free University of
- Barranquilla, where a syndicate planned to kill him for his body
- parts. A police investigation then turned up 11 bodies, and
- parts of 22 others, and a report that body bounty hunters
- received $200 per person. Police identified most of the victims
- as being garbage collectors.
-
- - The International Amateur Athletics Federation recently
- changed its procedures to perform gender checks on female
- athletes. For 25 years, the Federation had used a chromosome
- smear test but decided late last year it will merely make visual
- inspections. The Federation explained that the chromosome test
- was "ethically unacceptable."
-
- - The official Iran news agency announced in March that men
- who left the country before 1989, and feared returning home
- because they would be drafted, could buy a military exemption for
- about $16,000 (representing about 30 years work at the minimum
- wage in Iran). Officials promise that if a man pays and then
- volunteers to serve, he'll get his money back.
-
- - A rush-hour traffic jam in Kansas City, Mo, in March caused
- when a truck carrying remaindered pornographic magazines to a
- recycling center overturned on a busy street. about 2,000
- magazines were scattered about, and drivers stopped their cars to
- gather as many as they could before moving on.
-
- - In February, a court in Versailles, France, overturned an
- order banning dwarf tossing, permitting 3'11" Manuel Wackenheim,
- 24, to return to work at the Eclipse nightclub in Morsang-sur-
- Orge, from which he had been banned by the mayor in October.
- Though the minister of the French Interior had called such
- exhibitions "an intolerable attack on human dignity," the
- government finally acquiesced because the ban would deny a
- "physically different" person a chance at a livelihood.
-
- - An 81 year old woman died of severe burns in Columbia, Mo,
- in December, after a 15 mile ambulance ride took too long to save
- her life. The hospital's emergency helicopter was not made
- available because it was being used on a public relations
- assignment, with one of the crew members dressed as Santa Claus.
-
- - The Manitoba, Canada, Natural Resources minister apologized
- in February when news got out that her government had saved
- $1,800 in postage by mailing a fishing survey through the US
- mails rather than through Canada's. Clerks had gone to Grand
- Forks, N.D. about 100 miles from the border, to mail the surveys
- to several thousand US anglers who use Manitoba waters.
-
- - Paul Gamboa Taylor pled guilty in December to murdering his
- wife and four others near York PA, six months earlier. He told
- police he had tried to take his own life five times before
- turning himself in. He had slashed both his wrists with a
- hacksaw; drunk lighter fluid; plunged a knife into his chest;
- filled a bathtub with water, hoping to pass out and drown; and
- brought a hair dryer into the tub with him. Said Taylor, "I love
- my family; that's why I plead guilty."
-
- - In April, Richard Dickinson, 25, was allowed out of prison
- in Hobart, Australia, on an evening pass with two chaperons, to
- attend a concert by his idol, Bob Dylan. Dickinson is in a
- prison for the criminally insane because in 1987 he stomped his
- mother to death to the tune of Dylan's song "One More Cup of
- Coffee for the Road," after she told him to turn down the music.
- He said he thought his mom was an evil character from the song
- and even sprinkled instant coffee over her body after she died.
-
- - Isbrain Marquez Pacheco, 53, was indicted in March for
- attempted murder of his wife of three weeks, in East Windsor, NJ.
- According to police, Pacheco said he beat her with a baseball bat
- after she refused his demand that she not attend a friend's baby
- shower. Said Pacheco, "If I had killed her, I would have no
- regret" because he was "offended by what she said to me
-
- - At the 80th birthday calebration for Kim Il-sug, the North
- Korean dictator received as gifts a container of blood from 800
- snapping turtles (considered an aphrodisiac) from his son, and a
- quilt and sleeping mat made of down from the necks of 700,000
- sparrows. A 100-room museum houses over 87,000 presents given to
- him during his 44 year reign. (A gift from a correspondent for
- the British Broadcasting Corp was politely refused by North
- Korean officials because, first, it was merely a BBC sweatshirt,
- and second, it wasn't gift-wrapped.)
-
- - From the "Police" column of the Brooklyn Park (Minn) Sun-Post:
- An officer found a quarter in the seat of a squad car. The coin
- was inspected, inventoried, tagged, and logged in as required.
-
- - Keven E. Tibbs, 21, was arrested in Brunswick Md in February.
- According to Officer Robin Purdum, Tibbs had attempted to steal a
- parking meter and was trying to conceal it in his pants when he
- was stopped.
-
- - Randall Eugene Davis, who has only one leg, was arrested in
- Clarinda, Iowa, in March, suspected of stealing a truck. The
- truck contained several animals, among which was a Labrador
- retriever with only three legs.
-
- - From the "Police Report" column of the Kerville (Texas) Daily
- Times: a 23 year old man was arrested for assault on a police
- officer when he allegedly tried to gore an off-duty officer with
- deer antlers strapped to his bicycle handlebars. The man had
- become angry after the officer had tried to stop him from running
- into the street.
-
- - Last September, Michigan state trooper Fred Sweeney pursued a
- speeder doing 101 mph on a state road. Although the speeder had
- a head start, Sweeney came upon his abandoned car in a private
- driveway. Looking around, he noticed that in a nearby field, all
- the cows were clustered together and seemed to be staring at one
- particular spot on the ground. When Sweeney approached the cows,
- he found the driver of the car attempting to hide in the tall
- grass and arrested him.
-
- - Mary Ann Linder of Nashville was arrested for shoplifting at a
- Victoria's Secret store. When asked by clerks in a dressing room
- to hand over the stolen items, Linder stripped off $1,400 worth
- of lingerie and was released to police. In the back seat of the
- squad car **how did they FIND these?????** it was discovered that
- she still had two more pairs of stolen underpants and several
- hangers not recovered by the store employees. At the jail,
- guards found $300 worth of even more stolen clothing on her.
- final tally: 30 panties, 20 bras, 4 robes, and one pair of men's
- silk pajamas.
-
- - From the "Police Beat" of the Upper Arlinton (Ohio) News: A
- woman who lives in the 1900 block of Tremont Road reported to
- police that while she was watching cable television at 11:15 PM,
- saturday, the channel changed to a pay-per-view adult movie.
- After it happened again, she told the police she spotted two
- teenage boys outside her living room window holding a romote
- control. She said the boys fled on foot.
-
- - Gilbert DaSilva, 46, was arrested in Peabody, Mass, a week
- after he assaulted another man during a heated argument in Greg's
- Lounge over which of the men had the larger penis. When the
- victem exposed himself to prove his claim, DsSilva slashed the
- man's organ, but the man was able to get to the hospital in time
- to save it.
-
- - In December, a 51 year old man with no criminal record was
- referred to psychiatrists after being picked up by police in
- Parma, Ohio. He had just purchased 19 guns from K-Mart, told the
- clerk "not to come out tonight" and paid $7,000 for fabric at
- another store after telling her that it was for "covering up
- bodies." Parma police recognized the man as the one picked up
- the week before: Spotted placing donuts on headstones at a local
- cemetary, the man explained, "People get hungry." Said a police
- officer, "We could of had a real disaster here."
-
- - Peter Robert Arnoldi was apprehended shortly after
- burglarizing the Co-op Oil Association office in Nicollet, Minn.
- His arrest was fascilitated by the fact that his checkbook (with
- drivers license inside) had slipped out during his hasty get-
- away. Arresting officer Don Wersal, who found Arnoldi hiding in
- a truck near his home, said he told Arnoldi, "I've got your
- checkbook," to which Arnoldi replied "Yeah, I know. I'm fucked,
- huh?"
-
- - One man was shot in the head and another was critically
- injured in a subway car in Queens, NY after a gunfight.
- According to witnesses, the melee was precipitated when one of
- the men accidentally stepped on the other's foot.
-
- - Havard University and McLean Hospital in Belmont, Mass, have
- established a center to analyse tissue from the brains of people
- who die after having suffered from mental illnesses. However,
- physicians have encountered trouble getting mentally ill patients
- to agree to donate their brains. Asked one physician, "How do
- you ask someone to donate his brain to science who thinks their
- brain is under the control of radio waves from Mars?"
-
- - Steven L. Johnson, 40, sentenced to two years in prison in
- Brookings, SD, for drunk driving, explained to the judge, "I
- enjoyed drinking while driving. It's one of the most
- pleasurable habits I've had."
-
- - The title of Dr. June Stephenson's new book (Diemer/Smith,
- $20) on why crime is essentially a male pursuit, running $300
- billion a year: Men Are Not Cost Effective.
-
- - According to Salt Lake City police, a 27 year old woman called
- 911 because her husband refused to have sex with her. By the
- time the police arrived, the nearly nude woman had begun beating
- her husband, who offered as his reason for lack of desire an
- exciting Utah Jazz basketball game on TV.
-
- - Coshocton, Ohio, high-school band director Charles Carothers,
- denying allegations that he sat two female students on his lap
- and fondled them: "I don't allow anyone to sit on my lap unless
- it's my daughter or my wife."
-
- - John Hurst, a disoriented man taken to a mental health center
- after he was discovered propping a ladder up to the second floor
- of the Kennedy family estate in Palm Beach: "I'm looking for my
- wife. I think she may be up there." **shit, why not? You know
- them Kennedy's!!**
-
- - John F. Thanos, asked his sentencing preference after he had
- been found guilty for a 1990 murder, had the choice, said the
- judge, of the death penalty or "life in prison without the
- possibility of parole." Thanos, failing to capture all the
- details of the second choice, replied that he'd take the "life in
- prison with the possibility of escape." The judge gave him the
- first one.
-
- - Donna Clark, 26, and Paul Kramer, 31, faced various charges in
- Merchantville, NJ, when Clark allegedly grabbed $216 worth of
- film and walked out a drugstore. The couple's names were
- provided by their 6 year old son, who was in the store at the
- time but who was forgotten by the couple as they were making
- their get-away.
-
- - According to police in Knoxville, Tenn, Bobby Rose, 36, trying
- to avoid arrest for a traffic violation, threw his 2 year old
- child at the feet of the officers to slow them down as he made
- his get-away.
-
- - Georgia state Rep. Henrietta Canty went on a hunger strike to
- protest the arrest of her son, who was jailed for failing to make
- court ordered child support payments.
-
- - Tammie Guthrie, 28, was indicted for manslaughter in Baton
- Rouge, La. Police said that she allowed her one year old to
- drown in a bath tub while whe was in an adjacent room having sex
- with a 15 year old boy.
-
- - Milwaukee mayoral candidate Gregory Gracz, president of the
- local firefighters union, was accused of having exposed himself
- to a young female firefighter in an incident at a convention.
- Gracz denied the charge, but Mellisa Fojtik staked her
- credibility on her knowledge that Gracz has a distinctive mole on
- his penis. Pojtik said also that one of Gracz's colleagues told
- her that they were "musketeers" - that he, Gracz, and others
- had "crossed penises" in a show of solidarity.
-
- - David Thomas Soloman, 35, at the Clermont, Fla, police station
- to file charges against his wife for hitting him, allegedly
- became fixated on a bag of marijuana (confiscated in another
- case) on Detective Danny Cheatham's desk and, according to
- Cheatham, "literally begged me for it and stated he wouldn't tell
- anyone where he got it." Cheatham then set up a hidden
- microphone in another room, sold the drugs to Soloman there for
- six bucks and then arrested him.
-
- - Paul Arbitelle, 17, was charged with the attempted murder of
- his mother in Danbury, Conn. He threw a hatchet at her because
- she failed to properly toast the bagel for the sandwich she had
- made for him.
-
- - Scientists at the California Institute of Technology reported
- recently that the hydrocarbons and other particulates released
- when meat cooks accounts for one-fifth of the total particulates
- in the air in Los Angeles -- more than is accounted for by either
- gasoline of diesel engines.
-
- - Tampa, Florida, school officials invited inmate Edward
- McIntyre, serving 90 years for kidnapping and assault, to a local
- high school to make an "inspirational speech" to students for Law
- Day. While he was there, he managed to escape through a restroom
- window.
-
- - Tommie Lee Jackson, 39, was charged in Santa Clara County,
- California, with sexual assault after he decided to force a 20
- year old woman to fellate him. She defended herself with her
- teeth. On of Jackson's testicles is in custody (OUCH!!!) in a
- plastic bag in the police property room. Said Detective Don
- Bacon, "It's just another piece of evidence." Jackson said the
- sex was consensual and that the woman simply couldn't take
- criticism.
-
- - According to long-secret documents recently obtained by the
- Canadian Press news agency, police in Ottowa tried during the
- 1960's to identify every gay man in the providence and to prove
- their findings with a box they called the "fruit machine." Men
- were shown the box, containing erotic photos, and measurements
- were taken of each man's pupil size, palm sweat, and blood flow
- in order to tell if he was turned on. Files were opend on 8,200
- men and 395 were eventually kicked out of government service.
- (Not a bad idea!!)
-
- - In a January issue of the New England Journal of Medicine,
- doctors in Australia reported on the puzzling case of a man who
- periodically spat up blood, but only on Saturday and Sunday
- nights. The doctors finally isolated the problem: The man is a
- harmonica player at a local club, and his technique is to use his
- tongue so vigorously that he ruptures blood vessels ("harmonica
- player's hemoptylsis").
-
- - Responding to employee complaints, Kansas Bureau of
- Investigation supervisors forced agent Scott Teeslink, the KBI
- media spokesperson, to end his grooming practice of wearing
- women's underpants in his coat's breast pocket in place of the
- usual handkerchief. Teeslink said he engaged in the practice
- only because the underpants better matched his tie.
-
- - Edward L. Hennessy retired after 12 years as chief executive
- of the Allied-Signal conglomerate. Hennessy was so poorly
- respected that his departure caused the value of Allied-Signal
- stock to rise. In fact, the value of Hennessy's own stock in
- Allied-Signal grew by over $7 million -- just because investors
- believed the company would be better without him!
-
- - The Southern California Air Quality Management District
- reported that tree resin and sap pollute the air, accounting for
- as much as 250 tons a day of "vegetation hydrocarbon."
-
- - Eastern Airlines, out of business since declaring bankruptcy
- in January 1991, is continuing to make campaign contributions
- through its Political Action Committee, which still had about
- $50,000 to spend as of early May.
-
- - Nine year veteran Navy Petty Officer Francine Adams, out of
- work for two days in Virginia Beach, Virginia, with a concussion
- resulting from a fight with her boyfriend, was herself
- reprimanded for the fight. A Navy official said Adams has
- repeatedly sought counseling about relationships for four years.
-
- - In May, Glamour magazine reported an error in its June issue
- that had just hit the stands: The 500mg of boric acid tablets
- three times a day with meals" to avoid yeast infections must be
- taken vaginally, not orally. (Not just another hit - huh?)
-
- - Louis Arnaud, 72, was set for trial in Wheeling, West
- Virginia, in May in the murder of a local businessman, John G.
- Christakis. Police said Arnaud's motive was his irritation at
- how cluttered Christakis kept a warehouse formerly owned by
- Arnaud. Arnaud's lawyer said Arnaud's defense is that his dog
- implanted the idea in his mind that "the Greek [Christakis] must
- die" when the dog stuck its tongue inside Arnaud's mouth during a
- playful session.
-
- - In June, John Richard Nosler was convicted of shooting Armando
- Marra to death in 1990 because Marra was insufficiently grateful
- for the loaf of bread Nosler had bought him in San Francisco.
- Nosler, according to his statement read at trial, said, "Marra
- rudely said, `Well, give it to me.' This was the comment that
- actually pushed me over the edge." Nosler shot Marra four times,
- then, according to his statement, said to himself, "Well, I can't
- stop now," and continued to fire, emptying the gun.
-
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- 47745397 -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 14:04 1999): Message
- you fucking suck donkey dick
- lol
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:34 1999): Message
- twist
- do me a favor ok?
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:36 1999): Message
- ?
- what
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:37 1999): Message
- you can reboot machines right?
- KOD this ok? 216.77.35.71
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:37 1999): Message
- can you do it for me?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
- depends who it is
- and it has to be windows 9X
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
- it is
- do it lol
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
- hurry do it
- HURRY TWIST DAWG!!!!!
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:39 1999): Message
- heh
- hold on, my firewall is being super gay
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:39 1999): Message
- do it do it
- please, hurry up lol
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:40 1999): Message
- ok done
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:40 1999): Message
- what all would it do?
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:41 1999): Message
- what all would it do?
-
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:41 1999): Message
- depends
- most of the time it crashes or reboots
- sometimes it doesnt work and it just lags them
- there's a patch out :(
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
- LOL...
- THEY ARE TO STUPID FOR A PATCH
- LOL...
- IM LOVING IT LOL
- DO IT AGAIN
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
- WHO IS IT
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
- SOME FUCKER FROM IRC...
- WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO THEM?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:43 1999): Message
- hrmm
- I dunno
- I dont have any DoSes
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:43 1999): Message
- sht shit shit
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:45 1999): Message
- ok ok
- KOD this one
-
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:45 1999): Message
- 209.110.251.178
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:46 1999): Message
- aright
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:46 1999): Message
- thanx man
-
- 209.110.251.178
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
- well?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
- yah I already did it
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
- lol
- it didnt work
- it didnt work either time
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:49 1999): Message
- windows patched it a few weeks ago
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
- lmfao@that
- fuck KOD
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
- it used to work 100% of the time
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
- now its almost as useless as nuking
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:51 1999): Message
- lmfao
- it fucking worked lol
- YOU DA MAN LOL
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:51 1999): Message
- heh
- maybe they werent patched
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:52 1999): Message
- lol
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:56 1999): Message
- this one to
- lol
- 165.247.161.92
-
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:57 1999): Message
- do it? lol
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:57 1999): Message
- any luck?
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:00 1999): Message
- hold on
- I was AFK
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:00 1999): Message
- ok did you do it?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:01 1999): Message
- ok done
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:01 1999): Message
- it usually takes at least a minute to work
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:02 1999): Message
- lol
- who are all these people Im DoSing
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:04 1999): Message
- now this one
- 165.247.156.33
-
- kkk room
- lmfao
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:04 1999): Message
- I did that a few days ago
- most of them are patched
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:05 1999): Message
- no more
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:05 1999): Message
- did you do it?
-
- 165.247.156.33
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:06 1999): Message
- no man
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:06 1999): Message
- why not?
- Im kidding man
- its not the KKK room
- Im in the blacks room
- and they called me a fucking ZEBRA
- so do it, and ill help you out when I can
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:07 1999): Message
- what room and what server
- I want to comein
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:08 1999): Message
- ummmmmmmmmmmm
- you sure?
- lol.....
- I got kicked man
- about 15 mins ago
- Im just finding nmaes on the list and DNS/s their ips
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
- which room?
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
- everyones gone lol
- dalnet #africans
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
- bah
- I cant get on dalnet
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:10 1999): Message
- shit
- why not?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:11 1999): Message
- they ban *.home.com
- and I disable ident
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:12 1999): Message
- shit
- well, DoS this one for me?
- 165.247.156.33
- ok?
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:12 1999): Message
- ok but this is the last one
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:13 1999): Message
- ok
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:13 1999): Message
- done
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:14 1999): Message
- y0 y0 y0 thanx
- ok I might need one more in 10 mins ok?
- lol
- thanx
-
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:15 1999): Message
- this one
- 208.33.168.48
- lmfao
- please
-
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:15 1999): Message
- no I said last one
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:16 1999): Message
- come on man
- damnit
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- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:16 1999): Message
- I said last one man
- comeon
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- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
- come on man
- please?
- I need your help for a few days...
- lol
- and then once I get linux up
- ill do it
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
- why not get on linux now
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
- I dont got a regular modem
- :)
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
- buy a real modem you cheapasss
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
- 208.33.168.48
-
- 165.247.161.80
- them 2
- please?
-
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
- I plan on it nigger
-
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
- I said no
- no means no
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message
- twist, do it for me bro....... come on man?
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message
- yo lay off
- enough DoSing
-
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message
- ok ok ok wait
- come on man
- just them 2 ok?
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message
- josh dont piss me off
- Im all tired and cranky
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:21 1999): Message
- dude, do it ok?
- please?
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message
- y0, ever use a wingate in irc?
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message
- no I havnt
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:27 1999): Message
- shit
-
- ok
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:35 1999): Message
- lmfao
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message
- I trusted you man
- why did you do that
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message
- you brought it up in chat man
- DoS these 2 people
- and ill admit you didnt know
- deal?
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message
- no josh
- go away
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message
- ok
- then I make your life hell
- simple :)
- thanx man
- laterz
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:38 1999): Message
- man, your on a cable?
- your ip never changes
- your mine twisty poo
- or ill have some one else root your shitty bsd box
- you underestimate me lol
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:43 1999): Message
- get in chat
-
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:45 1999): Message
- dude....
- you ok?
- lmfao
-
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message
- you fucking jew
- delete me off your icq list
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message
- no
- Im going to pray for you tonight josh
-
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:07 1999): Message
- no
- fuck you jew, I nevere knew you were a fucking worthless jew
- goddamn you suck
- fuck you and die twist
- you sorry piece of shit
- dont fucking message me again
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message
- seriously twist
- I hope you die you fucking loser
- I hope you take your last breath tonight man
- I do
- I really do
- I never knew you were a fucking worthless jew
-
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message
- ph33r
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message
- ph33r
- --------------------
- twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message
- I still love you josh
- --------------------
- DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:13 1999): Message
- yeah
- well I hope your mom finds you dead in the morning ok?
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
-
- LONGEST TURD
- The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
- produced a
- 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
- measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in
- his
- state.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [11:. - [ how to make a pipebomb ] [sandman] :. ]
- [sandman@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- In this Article, i will instruct you on building a pipe bomb with no
- fire or gun powder.
-
- Materials:
- 12 inch pipe(metal or plastic) with lids on both ends (1)
- GLASS baby food jar (1)
- 1 cup of baking soda (1)
- 1 cup of vinegar (1)
- rocks,glass,nails,etc (as much as you can fit)
-
- Procedure:
-
- 1. Get the pipe.
-
- 2. Screw the lid on one(1) end TIGHTLY!!!!
-
- 3. Fill the pipe half way with the rocks,glass,nails,etc...
-
- 4. Pour the one(1) cup of baking soda into the pipe.
-
- 5. Pour the one(1) cup of vinegar into the GLASS baby food jar. CAP
- MOTHERFUCKING TIGHTLY!
-
- 6. CAREFULLY FUCKING CAREFULLY slide the capped jar into the pipe
- CAREFULLY!!!
-
- 7. TIGHTLY screw the lid on to the pipe, FUCKING TIGHT AS HELL!!
-
- How to set it off:
-
- 1. Hit the pipe on the ground as hard as you can to break the baby
- food jar.
-
- 2. Set the pipe where you want it to explode.
-
- 3. Run away from the bomb, you have about five(5) minutes.
-
- Explanation of how it works:
-
- 1. When the glass of the baby food jar breaks from the impact, the
- vinegar is released into the
- pipe, and the chemical reaction of the baking soda and the
- vinegar will eventually provide
- enough pressure to make the pipe explode.
-
-
- NOTE:
- Take extreme caution where it says "CAREFULLY" or you might lose a
- hand.
- The writer of this article takes no responsibility on how you use
- it, or the consequences
- of your actions before or after obtaining this information!
-
- Later,
- Sandman
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [12:. - [ how to change mirc's version reply ] [tefx] :. ]
- [tefx@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- Are jOO 4 k-rad hAx0r ? tired of
- getting kicked from channels for using
- mirc, well,
- pheer no more, as you can impress all
- your friends, and finally get a life by
- changing
- the mirc version reply by using this
- patent pending techniq.
-
- *1* Copy mIRC.exe to b0g.exe
-
- *2* Open b0g.exe in MS-DOS Edit
- (edit.com /070 c:\mirc\b0g.exe)
-
- *3* Search for the string "VERSION" and
- replace it with "b0gowns"
- (or any 7 letter string, that isnt
- a normal ctcp request)
-
- *4* Open a New file in Notepad, and
- paste the following
- --- from here ---
- ctcp *:version:*: {
- if ($chan != $null) {echo -a _4,0[
- $+ $nick VERSION: $+ $chan $+ ] }
- {else echo -a _4,0[ $+ $nick VERSION
- $+ ] }
- .ctcpreply $nick VERSION BitchX-
- 1.0c10+ by panasync - FreeBSD 3.4-
- STABLE : Keep it to yourself!
- halt
- } ; ph33r my mirc skills
- --- to here ---
- Save this as b0g.mrc in the mirc
- directory
-
- *5* Run b0g.exe, and type /load -rs
- b0g.mrc
- now connect joo fool , and test
- that this works
-
-
- Now you can finally idle with pride,
- as people think your not on windows,
- unless they use nmap.
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
- MOST PROLONGED FART
- Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
- recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [13:. - [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ]
- [prae@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
-
- Women's Rights
-
- In 1903 Emmeline Pankhurst set up a new society
- called The Women's Social and Political Union. It
- believed in action not words, and in demonstrations
- and attacking property in protest against the lack of
- women's rights.
-
- These suffragettes, or Lesbians, were often arrested
- and put in jail ... I bet they had a field day!
-
- In 1913 one of the more mental bean flickers threw
- herself under the Kings horse at the Derby.. with
- catastrophic results. It brought him down, and
- Lucky Jim romped it at 14 to 1. The Lezza died...
- probably of shock..... first time she'd ever been
- jumped.
-
- Anyway, they helped us out in the war, so in 1918
- we gave them the vote. This didn't just benefit
- baggage handlers... no.... thanks to these early
- "women", normal girls can now pop along to the
- polling station after shopping... or picking the kids
- up from school, and put a tick next to their favorite
- lady politician.
-
- Of course, nowadays, there are muff bandits in all
- walks of life. They're still usually right biffers, like
- KD Lang or Ellen... but now and again a real babe
- turns fishmonger... and that's a waste.
-
-
- Freud
-
- Sigmund Freud is regarded by most as the father of
- psychoanalysis. He held that repression of infantile
- sexuality would lead to adult neurosis. And that this
- neurosis would manifest themselves in the dream
- like state.
-
- We've all got theories though haven't we. I mean, I say
- never trust a man who doesn't drink... not even
- reformed alcoholics... you can always have a couple
- every day, can't you?
-
- You see that's a theory. It's as valid as beardy
- bollocks and his .... All that dreams about sex. He
- was hung up on sex.
-
- I have this dream right. I'm driving a tube train in and
- out of a tunnel... and I'm going fast because I'm
- panicked. Because my nan's on board.. and she's
- giving birth... to my girlfriend... actually.
-
- And my dad, who's the station master, is really
- angry with me and he's trying to stop the train ...
- with a flag.... It's not a flag.. it's like a big salami. And
- he's going to punish me.
-
- And I get really nervous... and I spill my milk.... All
- over the place.
-
- I suppose Freud would read something into that.... Pervert.
-
-
- A coon is having a piss in a public toilet, he finishes his piss and
- starts to
- shake the drops off, suddenly his bellend falls off in the urinal.
- He gives a cry of
- alarm, grabs his bellend, puts it in his pocket and runs to the
- nearest doctors.
- "Doctor..you've got to fucking help me!" he shouts showing him his
- cock. "Where's
- your fucking bellend?" says the doctor. "It's in my fucking pocket
- Doc..! do
- something for fucks sake!!".
-
- "Don't worry mate ..get your fucking blackass on the bus and get
- down to the
- hospital...I'll ring my mate there who is the head surgeon..he'll
- sort you out!!" says
- the doctor.
-
- So the coon goes to the hospital where he finds the head surgeon.
- "Help me please
- for fucks sake..!" he says showing him his bellendless cock. "No
- problem mate...soon
- have you fixed up" says the surgeon.."Now then where's your
- bellend?"
-
- The coon reaches in his pocket and gives him the bellend.
-
- "You taking the fucking piss?" says the surgeon.
-
- "Why what do you mean?" says the coon.
-
- "This isn't a fucking bellend...you've given me a fucking walnut
- whip!" says the surgeon.
-
- "It can't be .." says the coon.." I ate that on the bus on the way
- here!!!"
- (A bellend is the tip of your cock you dosey cunts)
-
-
- <cumbreath> hi jim, I think you're cute
- <cumbreath> EAT MY COCK!!!
- <jizlicker> ahahaha
- --- [jim] (jim@dionysus.cdrom.com) : Jim Mock <jim@FreeBSD.org>
- --- [jim] @#freebsd
- --- [jim] austin.tx.us.undernet.org :Illuminati Online - www.io.com
- --- [jim] End of WHOIS list.
- <cumbreath> CoCk!
- --- cumbreath is now known as cockface
- --- You are now known as Prae
- <cockface> bahahaha
- <Prae> :)
- <cockface> prae hacked me :(
- <Prae> >:/
- <cockface> >=(
- * Prae shits on cockface
- * cockface cums on prae
- <cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@
- <cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@
- <Prae> eww
- <cockface> bahahahaha
- <cockface> ok this is just stupid
- <cockface> like
- <cockface> what the fuck are we doing
- <Prae> lol
- <cockface> lets hang our heads in shame and leave
- --- You have left channel #freebsd
-
- <Prae> aww :)
- <Prae> cute
- <Prae> you make my prostate gland swell with joy
- <phorce> dialup is ancient dude
- * Prae hugs you
- <phorce> you know that right ?
- <Prae> show me your real host darling :)
- <phorce> show me your m0th3r
- <Prae> I bet you're on dialup
- <Prae> show me motherfucker
- <phorce> I work for above, Dialup is a insult
- <Prae> show me
- <phorce> above NET baybee
- <phorce> above NET baybee
- <phorce> above NET baybee
- <phorce> above NET baybee
- <phorce> above NET baybee
- <Prae> show me it though
- <phorce> fear my oc-12
- <phorce> HaHaHA
- <Prae> you're on dialup, arent you
- <phorce> no you're
- <Prae> just say yes, I wont descriminate
- <phorce> haha, you twit
- <Prae> why wont you show me your real host?
- <phorce> I'm sorry I don't live in Kentucky
- <Prae> are you affraid of being packeted?
- <Prae> do you fear my anus hole?
- <phorce> you know that xDSL & broadband cable is now available in
- metro
- areas ?
- <phorce> hahaha
- <Prae> I cant get shit except isdn or dialup
- <Prae> so lick my nuts
- <phorce> haha
- <phorce> dsl doesn't scale so
- <phorce> either does cable
- <Prae> now if you dont mind my little darling
- <phorce> I can get a ds-1 for 300$
- <Prae> Im going to watch some tv
- <Prae> :)
- <Prae> wanna give me a hug before I go?
- * Prae hugs you
- <phorce> I must be happy today, letting you talk & all
- <Prae> hug me back!
- <phorce> I fuckin 0wn j00r fat ass
- <Prae> you cant stop me talking darling
- <phorce> n1nj4
- <Prae> and now I bid you goodnight
- * Prae hugs you tight and cops a feel of your ass
- <Prae> ooh yummy
- <Prae> jesus loves you!
-
- <Prae> hi
- -RLoxley- RLoxley is away -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]-
- since 02:53p -[ P:Off / L:On ]-
- <Prae> hey shithead
- <Prae> I fucking said hi
- <RLoxley> did you need something?
- <Prae> yea
- <Prae> I wanted you to suck my fuckin cock
- <RLoxley> coming to defcon?
- <Prae> fuck no, not with smelly nerds like you there
- <Prae> like
- <Prae> if I give you some moneys, will you lick my cock?
- <Prae> hey you fat motherfucker
- <Prae> Im talking to your stupid ass
- <RLoxley> pity you arent coming
- <Prae> now its only polite to answer
- <RLoxley> I would love to see if you have the guts to say any of
- this to my face
- <Prae> I would
- <Prae> how old is your gay ass?
- <Prae> tell me how fuckin old you are you old child molesting
- motherfucker
- -RLoxley- You are now being ignored
- <Prae> you know, using scripts like that makes you the epitimy of
- homosexual
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
- LONGEST BOOGER
- The longest dried booger trail was found under a table at a well-known
- public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [14:. - [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ]
- [tak@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
-
- Are you lame?
- Do people pick on you?
- Are you a stupid motherfucker with no life that is the ideal icon
- for the picture of a "loser?"
-
- if your name is RLoxley, yes, otherwise, no one is.
-
- BUT
- RLoxley is not what this is about, its about world domination!
-
- First, you need money, lots of it! go rob a bank, if someone tries
- to stop you, use your h4x0r like skillz, and ninja kick them through
- a window, saying "rooted!" now you run really really fast, and go
- home. When you get home you count the money, and exchange it for
- UNMARKED PENNYS, make sure they are real. Now go buy allot of guns,
- and allot of people(ask prae where he buys his "people") and go kill
- allot of people, just randomly. When the cops come, kill them, the
- fbi will come, kill them, soon the national guard will come, kill
- them, and when they all die, YELL REALLY LOUD "rooted!" Now is time
- to get the people(you didnt kill) to listen to you. Tell them that
- if they make you their mastert, you will not kill them, and if they
- refuse, you will kill them. NOW WHAT TO DO IF ANYONE REFUSES! kill
- them! and if they do make you their master, kill them anyways, just
- to get the point across.
-
- Now that you 0wn everyone, tell the men to make you dinner, and the
- women to make you a castle so you can sit at the top, and throw shit
- at them, if they refuse...kill them! If you get raided by karate
- chop ninjas, and there are like 500,000,000,000,000,000 of them, and
- you CANT KILL THEM! what should you do? kill them? If RLoxley comes
- up to you and says
- "hEy MaN g0Tz N-E 0=d4Y wArEz???" DONT KILL HIM, for killing someone
- because they are a complete retard is not cool, so ask him "wheres
- my dinner?!?!?!?" and if he repys "I dont gn0" kill him if he
- doesnt, KILL HIM! for you are not killing him cause hes a lunatic
- retard, your killing him cause hes a dumbshit motherfucker.
-
- Now you all are gonna try this as you read it, and there cant be 500
- b0g masters, so I didnt include my neet-0 exploit how to overpower
- an existing ruler, that will be in next issue, until them send me a
- buncha junk email about how you killed people! txaxk@yahoo.com[I
- check it, but its not my #1 email, just because RLoxley finds it
- funny to use his AOL Em-b0Mb PuNtErS and Fl0oD m3]
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [15:. - [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ]
- [thesource@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD STOP WHEN:
-
- 1.YOU CONSIDER LOSER AS SOMEONE WITH 28,800 MODEM.
-
- 2.YOU USE SMILIES AND IRC LANGUAGE IN YOUR PAPER MAIL.
-
- 3.YOUR DOG HAS IT'S OWN WEBPAGE AND YOUR CAT HAS IT'S OWN
- WEB SERVER.
-
- 4.YOU CAN'T CONTACT:PARENTS ,FRIENDS ,ETC.. BECAUSE THEY
- DON'T HAVE A MODEM.
-
- 5.YOUR ONLY FRIENDS LISTED IN YOUR ICQ CONTACT LIST/MAILING
- LIST.
-
- 6.YOU CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ,IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NEW, YOU
- CHECK AGAIN.
-
- 7.IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO GO TO THE
- BATHROOM YOU STAY BY YOUR PC TILL MORNING LIGHT.
-
- 8.YOUR KIDS CALLED YAHOO ,ALTAVISTA AND MITNICK.
-
- 9.YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT STATES "THIS BODY BEST VIEWED WITH
- NETSCAPE 4 OR HIGHER.
-
- 10.BEFORE YOU CROSS ANY ROAD YOU WANT TO SAVE.
-
- 11.YOU OWN 5 E-MAIL BOXES AND 3 UIN'S.
-
- 12.YOUR T-SHIRT STATES "RM -RF /" OR "PH33R #@$%".
-
- 13.WHEN YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE NAMES IT'S USUALLY "LAMER".
-
- 14.TO CHECK WEATHER YOU GO TO WEATHER.YAHOO.COM INSTEAD OF
- LOOKING OUT OF YOUR WINDOW.
-
- 15.YOU SLEEP WITH A TUX DOLL.
-
- 16.YOU SAID SOME CHIXOR:"LET'S PLAY QUAKE" AND THAT WAS THE
- ONLY THING THAT WAS ON YOUR MIND.
-
- 17.UNLESS CYBERSEX COUNTS YOU ARE VIRGIN.
-
- 18.YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YOUR OWN DOMAIN AND SITE WITH
- MORE THAN 10,000 UNIQUE VISITS A DAY.
-
- 19.YOU READ THIS LIST AND TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF THAT NONE
- OF IT RELATES TO YOU.
-
- 20.YOU CAN WHISTLE 2400 BAUD AT LEAST.
-
- 21.YOU HAD TO FORMAT YOUR HD TWICE TO KILL YOUR OWN WRITTTEN
- VIRUS.
-
- 22.YOUR FAVOURITE COMMANDS ARE: rm -rf/ ,c:\del *.* ,format c:\.
-
- 23.YOU HAVE INSTALLED,TRIED,USED,ABUSED ANY OS THAT EVER EXISTED.
-
- 24.YOU TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE DRINKING MORNING COFFEE.
-
- 25.YOU ONLY STOP WHEN YOUR WIFE CALLS YOU FOR "JAVA BREAK".
-
- 26.YOU SEARCH FOR README FILE ON YOUR SHAMPOO.
-
- 27.YOU LOOK FOR ESC BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE.
-
- 28.YOU WORK FOR MICROSOFT.
-
- 29.YOU ARE BILL GATES.
-
- 30.YOUR DAY SCHEDULE IS :"IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,IRC ,IRC ,
- EATING ,SLEEPING.
-
- 31.YOU WON THE "PHONE COMPANY'S FAVOURITE CUSTOMER PRIZE" THIRD
- MONTH IN A ROW.
-
- 32.YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SUNLIGHT ABOUT TWO WEEKS OR MORE.
-
- 33.YOU OWN 500 SHELLS AND COUNTING.
-
- 34.YOU SAW "HACKERS" THE MOVIE 1,300,000 TIMES.
-
- 35.YOUR HOME MADE ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN PIXAR'S.
-
- 36.YOUR PORTAL IS WWW.SEXISCOOL.COM OR WWW.SLASHDOT.ORG!
-
- 37.YOU SIT IN #GAYDOGSEX CHANNEL ON IRC.
-
- 38.IT'S TIME TO STOP..=)
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
- MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
- Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in
- Los
- Angeles in July 1991.
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [16:. - [ How to annoy someone ] [tak] :. ]
- [tak@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- like dialect said, if j00r madly eleet enuff to spoof your number,
- find the prefix to like allot of pagers...and call all of the numbers
- and for your number, leave your victims@#@ they will get like
- 5000 calls "did you page me?" or add 911 after the number they
- will get like "WHATS WRONG@!%$#" h0h0.
-
- NOW! go to their house at night, and make a big puddle of gas
- on their porch, and run it off to the side of their house, and then
- ring their doorbell@#$ light it and run. h0h0 big flames own$#
-
- Now, while your running, your a ninja anyways, so why the
- fuck not throw a brick through the car windows..it doesnt take
- any effort, just do it while running by, they will freak....
-
- Wait a little while..couple days, then cut their power!, then own
- their phone box, chop! they are rooted, and they will wake up late
- for work...NO ALARM CLOCK! and they hop in the shower, and
- NO HOT WATER, no power@$%
-
- When they finally get up, and out be sure to make it hard to get
- in their car, put some of that liquid steal crap in their keyhole,
- they
- will have to fix it, and then when they thinks alls ok, they wont be
- able to see! remember the brick!.... When they back up out of the
- drive way, be sure to make sure the tires pop..a few innexpensive
- nails leened up against the tires will work#
-
- NOW get like 50 friends, and at night, all be quiet, and throw like
- 500
- rocks all at once at their windows and run h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0@$#
-
- fear me, for I am tak%#^&^
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [17:. - [ brainfuck ] [tefx] :. ]
- [tefx@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- its a self descriptive langauge really. it does fuck your brain up.
-
- it was designed to be a turing complete language with the smallest
- possible compiler. Brainfuck was created by a weird german guy,
- called Urban Mueller. Originally for the amiga, it has graced other
- platforms too.
-
- brainfuck is a minimalist langauge, it has 8 commands. these
- commands
- work on a char array, and a counter.
-
- Cmd Effect Equivalent in C
- --- ------ ---------------
- + Increases element under pointer array[p]++;
- - Decrases element under pointer array[p]--;
- > Increases pointer p++;
- < Decreases pointer p--;
- [ Starts loop, counter under pointer while(array[p]) {
- ] Indicates end of loop }
- . Outputs ASCII code under pointer putchar(array[p]);
- , Reads char and stores ASCII under ptr array[p]=getchar();
-
- if you're wondering what turing complete is, it means that it can
- solve
- any solvable mathematical problem.(I hope). Someone has written a
- primes
- program, two people have written quines in brainfuck. a quine is a
- program
- that prints its source code. But this is not comparable to the guy
- who has
- written a brainfuck interpreter in brainfuck.
- see:http://home.wxs.nl/~faase009/
-
- trying to write programs in brainfuck will really screw with your
- brain.
-
- after seeing lines of code that are
- ++++++++++[>++++++++++++>++++++++++<<-]>----.>+.+.<++++.
- you get a small headache.
-
- but when you get bored you end up producing stuff like this :
- ++++++++++[>+>+++>++++++++++>++++++++++++>++++++>++++++>+++++>
- +++++++++<<<<<<<<-]>>++>----->++++>++>>--->++<<<<<<.>.....<...
- >....<...>....<..>..<..>..<<.>>>.<.<...>.>.<<.>>.<<..>..>.<<.>
- >.<<..>..>.<<.>>>>>>.<<<<<<.>>>>>>.<.<<<<<.>>>>>.<<<<<<.>..>>.
- <<.>>.<<...>>.<<..>..>.<<.>>.<<..>..>.<<..>>>.<<<..>>>>.<<<<<.
- >..>>.<.>.<<...>>.<....>.<<.>>.<.>.<<....>>>>>.<<<<.>>>>.>.<<<
- <<.>>>>>.<<<<<<<.<
- social life, what social life?
-
- Before you run off to write an interpreter, some other sad people
- have done
- it for you.
-
- I was told that this interpreter was written by mr brainfuck himself
-
- char
- m[9999],*n[99],*r=m,*p=m+5000,**s=n,d,c;main(){for(read(0,r,4000);c=
- *r;
- r++)c-']'||(d>1||(r=*p?*s:(--s,r)),!d||d--),c-
- '['||d++||(*++s=r),d||(*p+=c==
- '+',*p-=c=='-',p+=c=='>',p-=c=='<',c-'.'||write(2,p,1),c-
- ','||read(2,p,1));}
-
- so have fun, and watch those hours fly by as you try and debug
- brainfuck.
-
- some other people have written compilers for brainfuck, however I
- have only seen it
- for dos.
- see:
- http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/randlang/index.html#brainf
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
- LONGEST PUBES
- Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits
- and 28
- inches from her minge.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- [18:. - [ how to write an b0g article ] [wh0rde] :. ]
- [wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
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- |----| |----| |----| |----| |----| |---|
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- |----| |------|_______ |------|_______ |---|
- |----| |______________| |______________| |---|
- |---------| |---|
- |---------| |---|
- |_________| as in wh0rde! |---|
-
-
- Like that ascii? Took me FOURTEEN HOURS of manual labor.
- Anyway, in this article I plan to outline the methods of
- writing an article for bog, or wasting time when youre
- bored of doing homework.
-
- First off you have to pick a topic no one has written
- about. Denial of service is lame, and "the technical
- aspects of plugging rj-45 into a hub" is for retards who
- dont know what a computer is. For me, I like to cover a
- wide variety of subjects. I like to do a technical one,
- covering the deeper workings of stuff so retards can
- learn how to press the "on" button on their computer. I
- also like writing about stuff that makes it almost partly
- seem like Im bragging about stuff, like the time I
- heroicly raided the Ameritech base in Northfield. Those
- articles are the most fun because retards learn that yes,
- it doesnt take a brain surgeon to do brain surgery, just
- a big whopping manual. That made no sense. Once you have
- chosen your topic, you have to make up a bunch of "filler"
- or what I call bullshit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H information. Its
- very important so people think you really know what youre
- talking about.
-
- Examples. If you write an article about stuff you do on
- AOL, like chain letters, that shows how AMAZINGLY LEET
- you are for using AOL and reading chain letters, then
- taking the time to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT. I have the
- utmost respect for these people. If you write an article
- about how you DOS'ed some website then got flamed for it,
- that shows how bored you are and how desperate to write an
- article you are. You must REALLY be desperate. Then, if you
- write bragging articles about your lack^H^H^H^H abundance
- of sex, you must be impotent. Obviously. Good examples are
- writing articles that SEEM technical, like pager spoofing,
- and turning it into something funny, like leaving a 900
- number on their pager. Now if you write something that deals
- with FOOLPROOF OR INTERNET CENSORSHIP PROGRAMS that means
- you want us to know your parents lock your computer because
- they caught you looking at gay porn. And NOT lesians. If you
- take something from the anarchists cookbook, your are
- obviously leet, because everyone loves a complete freak who
- is hooked on dropping acid and snorting paint thinner. I
- would love to meet such an amazing person, because DAMN they
- are SOOOOO cool. Lastly, if your name is tak, you are a gimp
- and should never write articles because anyone who actually
- lets his sister put a dildo in his ass is a sick sick boy.
-
- In conclusion, I just wasted ten minutes, as did you. Dont
- you feel abused? Neglected? Hated? Go commit suicide. Yes,
- pick up that knife and cut your wrist. DO IT FUCKER! Good,
- now walk over to the kitchen, and pour salt on it. Now rub
- it with butter. GOOD! Oh and tak I love you :P
-
- <tak> dewd she stuck it all the way in my arse
- <wh0rde> I own you
- <tak> I know dewd, I know.
-
- <k-rad-bob> man he stuck it in my arse
- <wh0rde> you sick bastard!
- <k-rad-bob> yah.. well.. it was fun
-
- <cass> /me uNF's wh0rde a lot
- <wh0rde> :)
- <cass> actually, no, Im not, thats my pet goldfish
- * wh0rde passes out and throws up
-
- <dialect> why do you make up irc logs
- <wh0rde> I own you
- <dialect> do you want me to send you lots of money?
-
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [19:. - [ how to make a k-rad bomb ] [sandman] :. ]
- [sandman@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- Making a bomb that scares the shit out of people, but generally
- doesnt hurt anybody.
-
- Materials #1 :
- bottle of coke(1) must be plastic, size doesnt matter, and must have
- cap.
- dry ice(enough to fill the bottle half way).
- water(enough to fill the bottle the other half)
-
- IF YOU CANT GET ANY DRY ICE:
- baking soda(enough to fill the bottle half way)
- vinegar(enough to fill the bottle half way)
- no water
-
- Procedure:
- 1. Screw the lid off of the bottle.
-
- 2. Check to see if it contains any coke, if so, drink it or pour it
- out, if not, go to 3.
-
- 3. Place the dry ice, or baking soda into the bottle until it is
- half way full.
-
- 4. Pour the water or the vinegar into the bottle until it reaches
- the top, by this time, you
- should notice some type of chemical reaction taking place.
-
- 5. Screw the cap on as TIGHT as you possibly can.
-
- 6. Set the coke bottle full of stuff down, and walk away.
-
- Explanation:
- The dry ice mixing with that water releases steam, and the pressure
- of the steam is so great
- that it can make the bottle explode after a few minutes.
-
- The vinegar and baking soda releases some type of gas that builds up
- the pressure in the bottle
- and the pressure gets so great that the bottle explodes after a few
- minutes.
-
- Note:
- the bigger the bottle, the bigger the boom
- if you blow your hand off, its not my fault
-
- Later,
- S^aNdMa^N
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [20:. - [ DoS attacks explained ] [[bx]root] :. ]
- [datacrime@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- overview:
- - general information
- - a DDoS attack overview
- - some useful links
-
-
-
- GENERAL INFORMATION
- ===================
-
- First of I start with this: DoS and DDoS attacks are (mostly) used
- by script kiddies. Probably they tried to hack a single webserver or a
- whole network but failed and are so pissed they "nuke" the system.
- (yes, for those who didn't know, nuking is also a DoS attack)
-
- Every computer which stops working normally because of extern cases,
- is the victim of a Denial Of Service attack. Like I said, most ppl
- know this of the Winnukes somewhere in 1997 to crash a win95 machine.
- With a nuke program you could send an "OutOfBand"-packet to the open
- port 139, which crashed the system. Newer version of windows haven't
- this 'flow'. Winnuke is a typical DoS attack because it creates a
- buffer overrun which takes the whole system down.
-
- There are a lot of programs to realize a DoS-attack, thinking of
- Teardrop, Land, Bonk, Snork or Smurf. But these attacks became 'old'
- because most systemoperators have patched that flow so
- the webserver has kind of a protection against these attacks.
-
- Attackers which uses these kind of attacks belong to the group of
- script-kiddies. Most of the time this boys just download programs from
- hacking-groups and use them to annoy other internet users (or network
- users)
-
- A whole other thing is a DDoS attack (Distributed Denial Of
- Service). With an attack of this form the target computers gets
- multiple attacks from different computers (servers). With this
- kind of attack you can take down major systems like Yahoo, eBay and
- Amazon.com
-
- To arrange such an attack you have to become root on the other
- attacking systems to install the backdoor trojan. Therefor you are
- required to know the basics of real hacking. To attack major systems
- like listed above, you need a lot of knowledge and have to work with
- other hackers as well. This isn't the layer of script-kiddies anymore.
-
- There exist some 'secret' (=not anymore now) batch-files which helps
- hackergroups to take control over a lot of systems at a time. But
- nobody outside the hardcore hackculture has found such a tool.
- (contact me if you have it)
-
- The four most popular tools for DDoS are Trin00, Tribe Flood Network
- (TFN), Tribe Flood Network2000 (TFN2K) and Stacheldraht.
-
- Trin00 exists since the summer of 1999 and can be used from a single
- computer through a masterprogram (=handler) which controls all the
- other programs (daemons) on the attacking servers. You can use a SYN-
- flood which has a max use time of 33 mins. Trin00 uses TCP and
- UDP and has variable ports.
-
- In TribeFlood Net (also since summer of 1999) the masterprogram
- (client) communicates with the flooders (=agents) through ICMP
- (Internet Control Message Protocol, known from ping)
- The size of the ICMP packets decides which kind of attack was
- executed. Next to several SYN-floods TFN also supports UDP, ICMP
- floods and smurf-attacks.
-
- TFN2K has more features then his predecessor. One of those is that
- it encrypts its commands and runs also on winNT (next to Solaris and
- linux). But TFN and TFN2K has one advantage and that's why they are
- more popular then Trin00, they spoof the IP's of the attacking servers
- including the masterserver (which sends to command, so it's you) and
- makes the attack hard to stop and trace you.
-
- Stacheldraht combines the most important features of TFN and Trin00.
- It can execute all the listed attacks, it encrypts the commands and
- isn't hooked up to a certain port. The program also checks if the
- server of the victim is running an 'old' DDoS IP filter, if so it
- checks if there is a way to bypass that filter. Stacheldraht also uses
- a three layer method, server / client / agentarchitecture which makes
- it impossible to trace the original commander of the attack. TFN,
- TFN2K and Stacheldraht are probably created by a German hacker called
- 'Mixter'. The FBI is chasing him down since February when the
- attacks begun on Amazon, Yahoo!, eBay and the FBI. (I think his arrest
- won't stop the DDoS hype because the source code is available and this
- way the programs will only get new features) ->
- not that I think it's bad .heh
-
- The recent DDoS attacks were all done with Stacheldraht. In that
- three layer attack a hacker sends from his computer the command for
- the attack to all the client machines. Every client has a list with IP
- addresses of the servers where the agent is running. On their turn,
- the client servers send over an encrypted way the command to the
- agents which execute the attack and take the system down.
-
- The most used type is a SYN-flood. In this case the victim's server
- was attacked by the SYN request (synchronize) on port 80 (http). Such
- a request is a part of a standard connection.
- Your browsers sends the SYN request to the server and waits till the
- server requests with SYN.
-
- The browser reacts with ACK (acknowledge) and then the transfer of a
- webpage starts. With a SYN-flood the server reacts just like always
- but the agent uses a spoofed (or fake) IP address which commits a
- packet loss. The server waits a few seconds but won't get a ACK
- reply. At that very little moment is the serverproces (called
- thread) which waits on the ACK reply not available for other visitors
- to the site.
-
- During a DDoS attack many Stacheldraht agents send in a fast way a
- lot of SYN requests to the server. So in a few seconds all the threads
- of the server are used and the server is not reachable for other users
- anymore. When the server still gets some free threads, they are
- immediately taken by another SYN request from one of the agents.
- Because of all the requests and the spoofed IP's, most sysadmins won't
- have time enough to block all the IPaddresses and the system won't be
- reachable for some hours (maybe days). UDP and ICMP floods
- are done also that way but are easier to block and not so popular.
-
-
- A DDoS OVERVIEW
- ===============
-
- The first (big) victim of DDoS was IDsoftware on january 7. They had
- a lot of attacks on there quake III keyservers. The q3 'freaks'
- weren't able to play online for twelve hours. After that
- attacks were noticed on CNN.com, Ebay.com, Yahoo.com, Etrade.com,
- Amazon.com and Buy.com (this last site got a 800Mbit datatraffic every
- second!) The co-ordinated attack took down those sites for about three
- hours. Next day ZDnet.com was taken down for 2 hours. and on february
- 25 the FBI site was down for a whole day. The only real threat comes
- from windows-users who have the Trin00 trojan installed. This program
- came also on win9x,NT,2000. It works on port 34555 using the TCP
- protocol. Somebody who has this trojan installed and has for example
- an ADSL connection is able to participate a DDoS attack without
- knowing it, with the danger that your IP isn't masked. (only TFN,TFN2K
- and Stacheldraht spoofs your IP)
-
-
- SOME USEFUL LINKS
- =================
- HTTP://staff.washington.edu/dittrich (analyses plus detection kit
- for those trojans)
- HTTP://packetstorm.securify.com/advisories/iss/iss.00-02.wintrinoo
- HTTP://mixter.void.ru (the creator's homepage)
- HTTP://www.void.ru (security related site - choosing english is best
- way to understand it)
- HTTP://networkmagazine.com/ddos_special.htm (DDoS explained)
- HTTP://www.cert.org/security-improvement (security tips for
- sysadmins)
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
- MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
- Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely
- insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [21:. - [ how to impress your teachers ] [kassy kas] :. ]
- [kaspa@hfactorx.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- 1. Start all pieces of writing with "#!/usr/bin/perl".
- 2. Keep talking about "/dev/null", and don't tell anyone what it is
- when they ask you.
- 3. Ask your maths teacher if you will be studying hexadecimal this
- term.
- 4. While on the net in Comp. Sci. class take the liberty of crashing
- everyone else's computer with the ping of death.
- 5. Challenge the school sysadmin to a discussion about IPv6, if he
- doesn't know what it is, all the better.
- 6. Make the school network's start page attrition.org.
- 7. In the middle of class start chanting as many achronyms as you
- can.
- 8. Tell your oldest teacher they're as slow as fsck.
- 9. In written work, substitute all f's for ph's, ck's for q's, and
- where you can, use numbers and ASCII characters.
- 10. Plaster the headteacher's office with cDc stickers. If he
- catches you, tell him the happy hacker told you to do it.
-
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [22:. - [ random IRC story ] [tak] :. ]
- [tak@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
- <Prae> p0ets mom is a bitch
- <GL1tCH> I heard she was hot
- <SG`> maybe I will get on that shit
- <discore> me too!
- <k-rad-bob> how would you do it?
- <BlueFlame> monkey style
- <FDDImastr> i would do it
- <FDDImastr> watching tv
- <PingSweep> televishun
- <FDDImastr> yeah...
- <XGoddessX> fun
- * influx spanks goddess
- <GL1tCH> wheeeeeee!!!!
- <Nam> orgy
- <tak> eh?
- <twist182> when?
- <Nam> tomorrow
- <Nam> bc731 the bot will be there
- <Meleneth> having sex?
- <Nam> yep
- <tak> doesnt that hurt?
- <Nam> no, its fun
- <SG`> what are you guys talking about?
- <tak> sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
- <Nam> with bots
- <FDDImastr> canadians...
- <FDDImastr> WHY WAS TAK NOT OPPED?
- <tak> cause I had sex with a cow
- <GPS_girl> really?
- <tak> y3s, 1t r0ck3d@$
- <B|G-head> I, uh eat babies
- <sykotik> yum
- <SPLurge> http://www.goatse.cx
- <BabyGirl> ewww
- <SPLurge> you can see my dick
- <MoparChic> don't make me rape you
- <SPLurge> Im damn sexy
- <hst> yes you are
- <wolfie> Slurp
- <tak> look a shark!
- <tima> uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns
- <tak> thenoid, whats your favorite thing to do?
- <tHEN0iD> rape
- <tak> rape?
- <tHEn0iD> oops, RAVE
- <tak> yeah, it was cool she got raped
- <metro> how many dicks do YOU have?
- <GL1TCH> 17, I even looked on the package!
- <BabyGirl> EWWWW
- <GL1tCH> they are cinamon flavored too
- <SG`> SHUT UP GLITCH
- <GL1tCH> Make me :P
- *** Quit: GL1tCH (Ping timeout for GL1tCH[***.***.***.com])
- <tak> heh
- <FDDImastr> in my pants!
- <switch> wtf?
- <FDDImastr> in my pants!
- <metro> FDD: your the stupidest motherfucker I have ever seen.
- <FDDImastr> i got my MSCE
- <metro> and you try and show off your skillz that you dont have
- <FDDImastr> i know
- <FDDImastr> but drinking is bad
- <FDDImastr> i began drinking when i was 12 years old
- <metro> shut up
- <GL1tCH> Im gay
- <rafay> will you packet someone for me?
- <tak> who is it?
- <rafay> some lamer you dont know
- <tak> whats his nick?
- <rafay> he is such a non-mafia-pimp he, is the lamers fool iver ever
- seen
- <rafay> oh
- <rafay> gh1tch
- <tak> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAH
- <sykotik> HAHAHAHAHAH
- <Dawgyman> lol
- <Orban> haha
- <vood0o> ROFL
- <prae> BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
- <dialect> rolf
- <discore> hah
- <SG`> hehe
- <tak> h4h4h4h44
- <wolfie> OMG hahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahaahhaha
- <wolfie> owned
- <tak> own3d>
- <sykotik> oh-ned
- <discore> rooted
- <wh0rde> root smack
- <Gl1tCH> AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- <Gl1tCH> HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
- b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
-
-
-
-
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
- [23:. - [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- <^pokemon> is there any software that would help me detect my cd-
- rom....the drive d in my computer disappeared...and I could not play
- any cds on it...please help me
-
- <neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
- <k-rad-bob> accident?
- <neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny
- <k-rad-bob> you got an abortion?
-
- <dj2020> anyone got any apps or docs on website hacking?
-
- <ketschup> how can I made available an irc server whit a mac?
- <exstriad> what a sick thought
-
- <OvErRidE> who here can help me? I will pay you $50 if you can hack
- an angelfire website
-
- <k-rad-bob> editing this issue has made my brain go on a rampage
- <Paladin`> wait, b0g is edited? heh
- <k-rad-bob> lol
- <k-rad-bob> dude theres tons of work involved in making a issue
- <Paladin`> heh
- <Paladin`> go to #hackphreak
- <Paladin`> get logs
- <Paladin`> paste logs
- <k-rad-bob> all the horrible formating..all the horrible
- typos...making the layout..the ascii...
- <k-rad-bob> loolol
- <Paladin`> add in 0-day
- <Paladin`> gzip
- <k-rad-bob> hahaha
- <Paladin`> upload
- <_darkstar> what about daylight savings time?
- <k-rad-bob> yeah thats it
-
- <serval> do u know if it's possible making someone disconected?
-
- <chris`> h4r h4r.. I was working in a lab at school and my friends
- dared me to wack off in the bathroom on a slide for 4 bucks so I did
- it. I brought it back in the room and we looked at it under the
- microscope.
-
-
- <Prae> <elite>im a hacker</elite><br><blink>you're a lamer!</blink>
-
- <p0et-afk> I have all the nsync mp3's
-
- <PlezeHelp> Thuull I need to get access to an account , my husbands
- one, I need to see if he is cheating on me
-
- <ghettogrl> 14:. [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ]
- [niemand1] :. ]
- <ghettogrl> what in the hell
- <ghettogrl> this zine must be a joke.
-
- <Schmo[pb]> do n e of yall knwo of n e mail server that still cant
- detect mail bombs?
-
- <Prae> I buy those flavoured condoms and lick them, they're very high
- in nutritional values, but very greasy
-
- <ZEROCOOL`> any one have any movie on there computer press 22
-
- <bAd-BonY> how can I change the html source of one page without
- autorization?
-
- *** Prae is now known as MemoServ
- <MemoServ> <BiKkJeMaT> husk σ gσ ut f°r pappa kjem no da
- <MemoServ> <MemoServ> sug pikken min, morrapuler
- <MemoServ> <BiKkJeMaT> ka faan
- <MemoServ> <MemoServ> hold kjeft, kukgutt
-
- <infra> hey do u have any idea how to kill this w/x undernet bot
-
- <x0z0f3xn0> I should name my dog prae.. It smells, it's lazy, and it
- shits everywhere.
-
- <DivinE> Why are you so interested in my dick
- <Prae> because I want to bite it off and eat it
-
- <Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!
- <Prae> <Prae> wanna present?
- <Prae> <mmp> yes
- <Prae> Im ping flooding him
- <twist182> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-
- <Cr0nic> are you supposed to feel dirty after you masterbate?
-
- <DarkHacke> hay Im looking for a Ip crack anyone know where I can get
- me an updated one
-
- <ryan> malkav likes beastiality.
- <twist182> nslookup
- *** b0g sets mode: +l 19
- <malkav> ryan likes beastiality's mom
- <ryan> so what? shes a good lay
- <malkav> quiet, colon commando
- <ryan> malkav, you dork, shutup
- <malkav> acrotum bunion
- <malkav> scrotum too
- <twist182> hehe
- <malkav> testicular terrorist
- <twist182> haha
- <Prae> lol
- <malkav> anal admiral
- <twist182> colonel colon
- <ryan> malkav: I can pull out old names too.. rumpranger.
- <malkav> inflamed penile artery
- <twist182> seargant scrotum
- <twist182> private penis
- <k-rad-bob> haha
- <malkav> twist182: that was mine
- <twist182> sorry
- <ryan> I need to eat dinner.
- <ryan> afk
- <Prae> brigadier bellend
- * ryan is gone, dinner [l/off p/off]
- <twist182> =.
- <twist182> =/
- <Prae> bellend = tip of your cock
- <Prae> brigadier bellend
- <Prae> brigadier bellend
- <Prae> brigadier bellend
- <malkav> bellend?
- <malkav> oh.
- <twist182> seargant sphincter
- <twist182> :)
- <Prae> bombardier balsack
-
- <h-S-t> I did my homework last night and slapped my ass with my pre-
- calculus book
- <h-S-t> there's excitment
-
- <gps> I'm no better than anybody else, really. Except grid.
-
- <LordXaos> hey iz it true that washing dishes destroys your handz?
-
- <[h4x0r]> http://www.loverscaughtontape.com/
- <x0z0f3xn0> Damn...
- <Prae> I ordered
-
- <SuBfiRe> <residue18> subfire :194.154.137.221 your ip be careful with
- it what did he mean???????
-
- <Prae> omg
- <Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
- <Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
-
- <mmp> my dad could root you in a second, prae
- <Prae> get your dad here
- <Prae> I wanna see this
- <mmp> hes at the mall
-
- <k-rad-bob> omg
- <k-rad-bob> I just realized
- <k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
- <k-rad-bob> brb
-
- <_h-n1nj4> I'll give you somethign to log
- <_v-n1nj4> h0h0
- <_h-n1nj4> you fudege packing bandit
- <_v-n1nj4> cock sucking moron
- <_v-n1nj4> ball licking cum guzzler
-
- <Prae> I bet jesus had a cable modem
-
- <mcx> I woke up at 3am
- <mcx> and like
- <mcx> there was this movie comming up
- <mcx> it said like
- <mcx> "strong sexual content" and "nudity"
- <mcx> so I was like
- <mcx> SHIT HELL YEAH
- <mcx> it turned out to be male nudity
-
- <roy> Are any of you hackers??
-
- <Robert--> I need programs to hack plz send them
-
- <Prae-> you want to eat my penis
- <twist> cant you go 5 minutes without talking about your penis?
- <Prae-> no
-
- <Mike-28> COME TO SEE AND DOWNLOAD GREAT 100 XXX PIC'S OF MY BITCH X-
- WIFE ON http://212.150.175.195/home5.htm
-
- <twist182> it tastes like someone jizzed in my mouth
-
- <Dawgyman> OMG
- <Dawgyman> I have this HUGE ass clump of cum.
- <Dawgyman> On my pubes.
- <Dawgyman> I picked it up.
- <Dawgyman> And was licking it.
- <S^aNdMa^N> omg
- <Dawgyman> ANDi JUST LET IT DROOP DOWN MY DAMN LIP
- <Dawgyman> AND IT QUINCHED MY THIRST!
- <S^aNdMa^N> umm, is it good?
- <Dawgyman> no.
- <Dawgyman> :*(
- <S^aNdMa^N> why did you lick it?
- <Dawgyman> Cause I wanted to taste it!
-
- <twist182> grid is ok
- <twist182> when he's not packeting me
-
- <}DeViL{> where can I learn to hack?
- <cnz> www.microsoft.com/hacking
- <}DeViL{> not working
-
- <Archaned> can somebody help me, I think my girl is messing around is
- their a way to get her icq password to check her msgs
-
- <lore-> console is for ugly nerds
-
- <Prae-> I just had a massive shit
- <Prae-> it was like having boiling water spew from my anus
-
- <k-rad-bob> my plan is to find a really hot looking chick who loves me
- for who I am so I dont have to worry about my apperance
- <k-rad-bob> Im going to drape myself in velvet and stop shaving
-
- <t4k> hahaha
- <t4k> ok
- <t4k> here
- <t4k> it goes
- <t4k> Im opening another can of tuna
- <t4k> it better not own me again
- <t4k> shit
- <t4k> its such a deep cut
- <t4k> like 1/4 my finger
-
- *** Now talking in #hackphreak
- <dgbarr> hrmmmm
- <t4k> Im gonna take over this channel
- *** Mode change "+b *!*@slc-pm6-39.sisna.com" by RLoxley
- *** You have been kicked by RLoxley (wrong)
-
- Prae2k (ICQ#48885063) Wrote:
- I put aftershave in my lighter because I dont have any gas, and when
- I tried it, it nearly blew my fucking hand off >:(
-
- <thep0et> here is a poem I wrote, it's called "roses are red, violets
- are blue, I have a stick, now go away" it goes a little something like
- this
- <thep0et> roses are red
- <thep0et> violets are blue
- <thep0et> I have a stick
- <thep0et> now go away
-
- *** fuck_me has joined #hacktech
- *** fuck_me is now known as suck_me
- *** suck_me is now known as FUCK_ME
- *** FUCK_ME is now known as SCREW_ME
- *** SCREW_ME is now known as GROPE_ME
- *** GROPE_ME is now known as IwantSex
- *** IwantSex is now known as _YOU_
- *** ^Shatter has quit IRC (Read error to
- ^Shatter[1Cust213.tnt8.lax3.da.uu.net]: Connection reset by peer)
- *** _YOU_ is now known as _ARE_
- *** _ARE_ is now known as _ALL_
- *** _ALL_ is now known as _GAY_
-
- <Chan^Serv> Do u know to hack a Zip file
- (acidkick) no.
- <Chan^Serv> How can I hack a ziped file that there is Deadly impotant
- information?
-
- <|ch|cken|> <ryan> I think Im going to feed my dog viagra and leave
- him home alone with my sister.
-
- <ghettogrl> 14:. [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ]
- [niemand1] :. ]
- <ghettogrl> what in the hell
- <ghettogrl> this zine must be a joke.
-
-
- (a-n1nj4) hi kiddies.
- (a-n1nj4) I have a question.
- (a-n1nj4) is 'windows' the devil?
- <mregit> a-n1nj4, most of the people in here are fluent in several
- flavors of unix, most windows systems, and Macintosh. Next question.
- (a-n1nj4) mregit: then why is it #macintosh and not #unix-mostwindows-
- andmacintosh?
- <timeless> a-n1nj4 because it is
- <GrndZero> a-n1nj4: Just to throw your mind for a trip while you
- contemplate smoking more weed.
- (a-n1nj4) oh, I see.
- (a-n1nj4) thanks for the help.
-
- <lonely_gi> ok at least say bye
- <lonely_gi> if you are bussy
- (acidkick) who the hell are you?
-
- <WENDER> i'm forgotten my windows95 password and now I can not entry
- in xxx sites, know anyone where is the file that contain this
- password?
-
- [msg(uncla)] you people like fucking dogs?
- [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] most
- like the dogs fucking them.
- [msg(uncla)] well that is just fucked up
- [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] not if
- you like to be fucked. Dogs
- love it.
- [msg(uncla)] but it's a fucking dog man
- [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] hey,
- there are tastes for
- EVERYTHING out there.
-
- <VanDamage> hi all Im new to some dos hacking can someone help me a
- bit
-
- <Tubez> nosilA!
- <Tubez> nosilA is that really you!?!?!
- <nosilA> yea.
- <nosilA> me and adam broke up.
- <Tubez> nosilA: GOOD TO SEE YOU! Me and jojo were talking about you
- just the other day, about how you never show up and all.
- <nosilA> thats because i'm too busy combing my pubic hair to IRC
- <nosilA> i've grown so much pubic hair
- <dayzee> uhM
- <nosilA> it likes grows up my abdominal region
- <dayzee> EW
- <nosilA> I have to shave daily
- <dayzee> HAH
- <sf> er
- <sf> haha
- <nosilA> i'm a girl btw
- <nosilA> and i'm single
- <nosilA> and bi
- <nosilA> if anyone in here wants me
- <nosilA> i'm free
- <Tubez> nosilA: original excuse ... Anyway, talk to jojo if you see
- her online, I know she'll appreciate.
- <dayzee> muawhaha
- <nosilA> dayzee remember me?
- <nosilA> we used to hang out in GPHOE
- <nosilA> didn't we?
- <dayzee> vaugly.
- <nosilA> i'm bi
- <dayzee> vagly.
- <nosilA> you wanna go out?
- <dayzee> I can't spell
- <nosilA> vaguely
- <dayzee> get off.
- <nosilA> wanna see my picture?
- <dayzee> no
- <nosilA> www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~alison
- <nosilA> as you'll see i'm a cutie
- <nosilA> I had sex a few nights ago
- <nosilA> with two guys
- <nosilA> they lay me down
- <nosilA> and one got his cock out
- <nosilA> and was like
- <nosilA> rubbing it all over my face
- <nosilA> and then he put it into my mouth
- [ka] [mode/#hackphreak(+b *!*fiddler@*.uudial.com)] by Tubez
- [ka] nosilA was kicked off #hackphreak by Tubez (I wonder how that got
- out of the permban list ...)
-
- Burn999 [jen@HSE-Quebec-City-ppp35810.qc.sympatico.ca(Canada)] has
- joined #hackphreak
- <Burn999> I everybody
- <Burn999> I need tips to hack mirc asshole mirc channel
- <Accipiter> Burn999
- <Accipiter> Burn999 >> Like, you have to have a BLT drive.
- <Accipiter> Do you have one?
- <Accipiter> You can get it from Mr. Kawasaki.
- <Burn999> blt???
-
- <SqurvySqu> how come you guys aren't talking about hacking?
- <SqurvySqu> i just saw hackers and my parents bought me a 'puter for
- xmas
-
- [ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has joined #hacktech
- <cnz> b|ue
- <cnz> get your ass out of here
- [ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has left #hacktech []
-
- *** Now talking in #hackuk
- <b00mn> yo
- *** H has joined #hackuk
- <sf> y0
- <b00mn> Im, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl
- <sf> drunk?
- <b00mn> nah
- <sf> [y/n]
- <sf> aw
- <b00mn> watch
- <b00mn> tyopionm weit dfiocvk
- <sf> watchin'
- <b00mn> can u read it?
- <sf> awwwwww ffs
- <sf> you're not!!
- <sf> please tell me you're not
- <b00mn> yeah
- <sf> heh
- <b00mn> not now
- <sf> :(
- <b00mn> but before
- <sf> thats pretty sick y'know
- <b00mn> its like one big finger
- *** Trionix has quit IRC (Leaving)
- *** b00mn is now known as s0nic
- <s0nic> try it
- <s0nic> its fun
- <sf> ://
- <s0nic> u dont have one?
- <sf> I lost it in the great war
- <s0nic> h0h0h0
- <s0nic> damn!
- <s0nic> hmmmm let me see
- <sf> heheh
- <s0nic> do u have nipples?
- <_moses_> what was that conv about, all I saw was it's just likeone
- big
- finger
- <sf> ha
- <sf> guess :/
- <s0nic> ahhhahahahah
- <s0nic> maybe this will help
- <s0nic> sf> y0
- <s0nic> <b00mn> Im, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl
- <s0nic> <sf> drunk?
- <s0nic> <b00mn> nah
- <s0nic> <sf> [y/n]
- <s0nic> <sf> aw
- <s0nic> <b00mn> watch
- <s0nic> <b00mn> tyopionm weit dfiocvk
- <s0nic> <sf> watchin'
- <s0nic> <b00mn> can u read it?
- <s0nic> <sf> awwwwww ffs
- <s0nic> <sf> you're not!!
- <s0nic> <sf> please tell me you're not
- <s0nic> <b00mn> yeah
- <s0nic> <sf> heh
- <s0nic> <b00mn> not now
- <s0nic> <sf> :(
- <s0nic> <b00mn> but before
- <s0nic> <sf> thats pretty sick y'know
- <s0nic> <b00mn> its like one big fing
- * _moses_ steps away from s0nic
- <s0nic> :)
- <sf> ffikjvn nmod iksm ffffffffffffrtyhpomngh n;]]
- <sf> fffiuccccccccol]['
- <s0nic> ahahaahah
- <sf> ]my bnig tore i9sd 23 bvi8ufvg]
- <s0nic> is that ure nippple?
- <sf> that was toe typing
- <_moses_> o.k
- <s0nic> h0h0
- <_moses_> ahhh
- <_moses_> sf can code with his toes !
- *** Trionix has joined #hackuk
- <sf> his s wth my n9ow
- <sf> that was with my nose
- <sf> hehe
- <Trionix> heh
- <sf> #toecoders
-
- <k-rad-bob> I just pinched the tube
- <k-rad-bob> h0h0
- *** porky-out is now known as porky-pig
- <Prae> you jacked off?
- <Prae> eww
- <k-rad-bob> yup
- <Prae> eww
- <k-rad-bob> didnt even get my hands wet
- <Prae> I did that by accident last night
- <Prae> I was browsing warez sites for cracks
- <Prae> and there was this banner with a real hot chick on it
- <k-rad-bob> lolol
- <Prae> and I just had to touch myself
- <Prae> and I didnt pinch ;(
- <Prae> and it went on my hand
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- ____________________________________________________________________
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- [25:. - [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
- [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
- ____________________________________________________________________
-
-
-
- I hate closing this thing up.
- Moslty because my eyes are dancing in my skull from all this editing.
- Why the fuck cant you gimps format the text properly?
- Its enought to make you throw yourself out the nearest window.
-
- The mailbag which was supposed to be a monthly thing is not here in
- this issue, simply because we dont get that much funny mail :(
-
- Cept this one:
-
-
-
- From: "JOSH SOCKEY" <kornrocks2004@hotmail.com>
- To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org
- Subject: HEY BROTHER
- Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2000 20:16:09 CDT
-
-
-
-
- HELLO FELLOW KKK MEMBER! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I HATE
- NIGGERS
- AND I
- ALWAYS WILL. I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT THE KKK. I THINK THE KLAN KICKS
- ASS!!!!
- E-MAIL ME BACK
- ______________________________________________________
- Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
-
-
- Well...
- Point being...
- I'm tired and I cant wait to make this issue official!
-
- So here goes nothing, to hell with all spelling errors and badly
- formatted text.
-
-
- As usual you can get your copies of b0g at http://www.b0g.org
- If our site its down its probably because grid has been nuking it and
- in that case jump over to http://packetstorm.securify.com/mag/b0g/
-
- Next issue will have contents in it! You can win stuff!
- H0H0!
-
- So...
- Thanks and uNFs goes out to:
-
- space rouge, Redpriest, d_m_x, acidkick, alan and the gimps at
- packetstorm, space rouge, kym, uneek, space rouge, noose and the rest
- of http://www.hackunlimited.com/ ,lusta: for admitting that b0g 0wns
- hackphreaks zine and for being a cutie, jennycide: for your pr0n!,
- the clone, fraggy, space rouge, p0lar: come back man :(, phrack: for
- not giving out a new issue and allowing us w0rld d0minati0n! Rloxley:
- for being a sport and not getting upset by the gimps that pick on him,
- mogel and his awsome site at http://scene.textfiles.com/ , space rouge
- everyone that reads this, anyone that ph33rs b0g, space rouge,
- people who submit stuff: WE LOVE YOU!, all the regulars in #k-rad
- #hacktech #hackuk #gps #whhs and #hackphreak on undernet of course.
-
- And off course the people that I'm too tired to write, you know who
- you are :)
-
-
-
-
- 0d4y j0k3:
-
-
-
- This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss
- comes
- out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"
- The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive
- comments
- he finally agrees.
-
- So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes
- in.
- She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
- He answers, "$35."
- She: "How much for the black one?"
- He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
- She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one
- before."
- She pays him, and off she goes.
-
- A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black
- dildo?"
- He: "$35."
- She: "How much for the white one?"
- He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
- She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one
- before..."
- She pays him, and off she goes.
-
- About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are
- your dildos?"
- He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
- She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
- He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
- She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never
- had a plaid one before...."
- She pays him, and off she goes.
-
- Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was
- gone?"
- To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo,
- one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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- H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@!
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- 8. 09%29Comment:
- Prae's Yahoo! names got hacked
- hahahahahah!
- prae is 0wned, and jason... you're ugly
- I've seen your ugly picture
- it sucked big elephant scrotum
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