.Kick With Reason:/kick # $$1 ╖ $$?="enter reason" ╖
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.Virus:/msg # CaUTiON CaUTiON A HuGe ViRuS HaS bEEN sCaNNeD WiThiN thA ChANnAl ALL PrECaUtiOnZ ArE beInG TaKeN!!! | /.timer 1 5 /msg # ThE CaUsE haS BeEn DeTeRMiNEd aS $$1 | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Go aWaY ViRuS!! | /.timer 1 10 /msg # -=[°] PrECaUtiOnZ DEaCtiVatED [°]=-
.Birdy:/notice # What's that in the sky?? | /.timer 1 3 /notice # is it a bird? is it a plane?? | /.timer 1 6 /notice # no it's a... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 Caught ya lookin :
.Little Kid:/msg # Once upon a time there was a little kid | /.timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 And Then The Kid Left [The End]
.Baseball:/msg # We're here at the # dome where $me is up to bat | /.timer 1 5 /msg # and the first pitch WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeeerike one | /.timer 1 9 /msg # and The SeCoNd piTCh WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeerike TwO | /.timer 1 12 /msg # And The Third Pitch...... | /.timer 1 15 /kick # $$1 WHiFFFFFFFFFFFF
.Op Begger:/me is fed up of $$1 asking for ops!!! | /.timer 1 5 /say Ok $$1 $+ , you can have ops... | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 IN ANOTHER CHANNEL!
.Crystal Ball:/me gazes into his crystal ball | /.timer 1 3 /me can see $$1 being kicked from a channel called # | /.timer 1 6 /kick # $$1 Well what do you know... this thing actually works!!
.Doc Martins:/me shows everyone his flashy new boots | /.timer 1 3 /me draws a big round target on $$1's butt | /.timer 1 6 /me kicks $$1 off the channel | /.timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 ⌐) Doc Martins (⌐
.Tobacco Spit:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /.timer 1 3 /say *pbpbth* | /.timer 1 6 /say Listen $$1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 so get out!!!
.Turban Wedgii:/me looks at $$1... | /.timer 1 3 /me decides that $$1 just doesn't look right.... | /.timer 1 6 /me grabs $$1 $+ 's pants and pulls them WAAAAY up and wraps them around his head... much better! | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $1 Get outta here!
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.Mass Kick:/k $?="enter users to kick - use space to seperate"
Banning
.Colour kick and ban:/c ban $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason"
.Kick and ban with reason:/kick # $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason" | /ban # $$1 2
.Ban *!user@host.domain:/ban # $$1 0
Extras
.Judge User:if ($address($1,2) != $null) { set %yes 0 | set %no 0 | set %judged $1 | set %votechan # | .guser -a 1,41 $1 2 | me asks you to place your votes in the next minute! | me . . . should $upper($1) be banned? | me . . . type "Y" for yes and "N" for no . . . | .enable #Vote | .timer 1 60 judge }
.Mass Inviting:/mass $?="enter nick(s) to invite"
.Status Message:/notice $1 $?="enter the reply name and the message"
.Channel Stats - Nick:.load -a aliazes.ini | .enable #scan | set %active msg $$1 | /set %scantype FAST | /cstats #
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actions
Actions
.SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
.SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
.Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
.Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
.Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
.Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
.Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
.Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
.Slap
..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
..PBCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
..Shout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
..Ginsu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
..Bag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
..Lonely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
..Flood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
..Trout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
..swing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
..Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
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.Fight Actions
..problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
..you fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
..bottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
..Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
..Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
..Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
..Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
..Kick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
..Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
..Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
..Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
..Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
..Fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
..Go Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
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.Actions for Lamers
..Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
..9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
..Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
..Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
..OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes c4ninjascript\ninjaly jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
..Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
..Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
..Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
..Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
..Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
..Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
..Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
..Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
..Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
..Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
..Key:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
..Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
..Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
..weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
..Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
..Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
..Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
..Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
..Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
..Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
..Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
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.Country Slaps
..CDs:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
..Garth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
..Line:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
..Sing:/me sings country to $$1
..Cowgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
..Pure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
..8 Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
..TNN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
..Sheep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
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.Slap
..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he w
Actions
.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
.hermom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to her mom for him!
.jackoff!:/me masturbates on $$1's head
.smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
.smackher!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that she is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
.cry!:/me beats $$1 until he cries!
.hercry!:/me beats $$1 until she cries!
.apoligize!:/me apoligizes to $$1 profusely!
.abuse!:/me grabs $$1 and slaps him then kicks him then punches him then asks him if he liked it. He answers no and then austa beats him more, finally $$1 collapses and sobs uncontrolably until he passes out in a pool of his own blood and vomit!
.shutup!:/me tells $$1 to shut up!
.horny!:/me tells $$1 to try #teensex
.chick!:/me would smack $$1 really hard but hey, if I hit a chick, I would feel morally wrong!
.HAMSTER:/say Hey $$1... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries!
.goatass:/me Fucks $$1 in the Goat Ass!! oooohhhhh was it good for you??
.Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1!!
.Laugh(2ppl):/me laughs as he remembers the nite when he and $$1's mom along with $2's mom had hott wonderful monkey love sex... while $$1's mom took in the butt... $2's mom licked my sweaty nutsack... Oh what a nite...!
.Monkey:/me says to $$1 It's $time - Do you know where your monkey is??
.Evil Twin:/me turns into $$1s evil twin and ties $$1 up and goes to $$1s school and acts up and smarts off to $$1s teachers. | /me goes to $$1s house and unties him. $$1 goes to school the next day and is ostracized by both his fellow peers and his teachers.
|Comments|
.Say Hello:/me says hello to $snicks
.Nasty comments
..Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
..Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
..Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
..BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine: Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
..Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
..Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
..Wake Up!:/say WAKE up $$1....
..Wake Slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....
..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
..Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.
..Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
..Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron 3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
..Watermelon:/ame lights a Watermelon on fire and throws it at $$1
..Cantalope:/ame lights a Cantalope on fire and throws it at $$1
..Banana:/ame lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1.cousin:/say $$1: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $$1 's uglyness!
..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $$1
..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
..Swim:/me swims across the deepest oceans to find my love $$1 | /say I love you SUGAR BEE!
..Love:/me falls in love with $$1 's beauty....
..Warning:/me warns $$1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
..Fake lagg:/say $$1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $$1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $$1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $$1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $$1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say ASSHOLE
..Lake:/ame drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
..Bottle:/ame smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
..Cliff:/ame shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
..Saw:/ame runs after $$1 with a chain saw
..Slam:/ame slams the door on $$1's hand
..Murder:/ame hires someone to murder $$1
..Crush:/ame crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
..Fire:/amel ights a match and sets $$1 on fire
Kicks
.Reason:/kick # $$1 $$?="reason for kick?"
.Flooder!:/kick # $$1 Out Out Evil Flooder!!
.Gay Word:/kick # $$1 you give the word Gay a bad meaning!
.Lamelame:/kick # $$* Why Oh Why must you be so lame??
.wiseman:/kick # $$1 A wise man once said to me... If you are smart, you will kick $$1 out on his dumbass and maybe ban him... i agree with this intelligent sage of wisdom... BAAM!!
.beatles:/kick # $$1 "I don't believe in Beatles... I just believe in me"
.sacrifice:/me thinks its time to make a sacrifice to the dark master... | /me prepares the alter for the blood of $$1 | /me lifts the rusty knife high above the screaming body of $$1 | /kick # $$1 Creamation or Burial... You're dead asshole...
.fugeela:/me screams FUUUUUGEEEEELAAAAAAA and proceeds to sack-beat $$1 | /kick # $$1 You have been sack-beaten... aint yo parents proud?
.Respect:/kick # $$1 When i was your age... we went into channels like # and showed some respect... ungrateful little bastard!!
.Nice Mom:/kick # $$1 Let me tell you about the winter of '59... i wouldve gone crazy without the gentle touch of your mother... I hope you appreciate her... I sure did :
.Naughty Mom:/kick # $$1 Naughty behavior like that reminds me of your mom... except when she was bad... she wasnt usually wearing clothes at the time... :
.Wax Estatic:/kick # $$1 Heres something that is automatic, wax ecstatic...
.Dork Fish:/kick # $$1 You Are A DorkFish!!
.LAMER:/me asks "what is a lamer" | /me gets out his trusty Websters Dictionary.... | /me says "ahhhhhhh, the definition of lamer is: one who lurks or makes bad or mean comments... one who is a nuisence in general - See $$1 | /kick # $$1 Arent you proud.... your in the dictionary!
.Fish:/kick # $$1 I said Its a fish kick!
.Smart Ass:/kick # $$1 One Smart Ass Is Enough Per Channel And I Am Already Here! :▐
.Ferris Kick:/kick # $$1 Ferris Buller? Why Yes, He Is My Idol!
.Boni:/kick # $$1 In the words of Boni..." try to find out what is best about yourself and chase away the bad! :
.Jaden:/kick # $$1 In the words of Jaden... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
.Stop Kick:/kick # $$1 Stop me before I kick again!
.Red Necks:/kick # $$1 Ya all rednecks got ta geet outta here!
.Eyes Kick:/kick # $$1 I said cover your eyes!
.Love Kick:/kick # $$1 You only kick the ones you love!
.Wipe Kick:/kick # $$1 Go wipe your face!
.Priv Kick:/kick # $$1 This is a private conversation!
.Swear Kick:/kick # $$1 Watch your language in the presence of a lady!
.Flood Kick:/kick # $$1 Dont Flood!
.Jerk Kick:/kick # $$1 You are a jerk head!
.Ad Kick:/kick # $$1 Don't Advertise Here!
.Lamer:/kick # $$* >>-ª\/ª-> GeT OuT LaMeR! <-ª\/ª-<<
