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[0]
/msg $pnick Oh boy, $snicks.
/msg $pnick $snicks you asked for it, you got it...
/describe $pnick drops a Toyota on top of $snicks.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[1]
/describe $pnick wonders if $snicks will EVER learn.
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's nose and slams a handful of pepper into it.
/describe $pnick punches then $snicks in the stomach and watches $snicks inhale...
/kick $pnick $snicks Gesundheit.
[2]
/msg $pnick $snicks you have failed to grasp the lesson.
/msg $pnick $snicks $+ , approach me that you might see.
/describe $pnick does a flying spin kick to $snicks $+ 's head.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[3]
/msg $pnick oh $snicks so you think I don't mind?
/describe $pnick says "Pull!" and watches as $snicks is thrown through the air!
/describe $pnick grabs his trusty 9mm and blasts $snicks outta the air!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[4]
/msg $pnick $snicks for these many years of outstanding service.
/msg $pnick and your undying loyalty to me and my cause.
/msg $pnick to you $snicks I do bequeath ... a boot to the head!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[5]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE!
/describe $pnick casts a FireBall that goes streaking across the channel at $snicks
/describe $pnick Watches as $snicks $+ 's corporeal form is devoured in flame!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[6]
/describe $pnick casts Evards Black Tentacles at $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is dragged under the surface of the tub!
/describe $pnick waves goodbye to $snicks.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[7]
/describe $pnick hands $snicks his card (reading: A1 BANANA EXTERMINATORS)
/describe $pnick takes out his flute and begins to play...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is carried off the channel
/msg $pnick on the backs of a horde of malevolent banana no less!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[8]
/describe $pnick makes a bet with the bartender.
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and flips him into the air.
/msg $pnick damn heads again!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[9]
/describe $pnick decides to use $snicks $+ 's lip as a slingshot.
/describe $pnick draws $snicks $+ 's lower lip out to 10 feet and takes out a anvil.
/describe $pnick puts anvil in $snicks $+ 's lower lip and releases it.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[10]
/msg $pnick $snicks since you lack humor or good social graces....
/msg $pnick $snicks I do find you a viable candidate for the "TRICK!"
/describe $pnick sentences $snicks to an infinity of lashes with ... a dead turkey!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[11]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and throws $snicks into the wall.
/describe $pnick then kicks $snicks in the crotch and elbows $snicks in the throat.
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the head and flips $snicks out the door...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[12]
/describe $pnick decides he's had enough of $snicks.
/describe $pnick pulls out his portable hole and unleashes a 7' cucumber on $snicks!
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks flees into the horizon....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[13]
/describe $pnick opens a extra dimensional hole...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck.....
/describe $pnick stuffs $snicks into the hole and proceeds to close it up again.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[14]
/describe $pnick pulls out his portable chalkboard.
/describe $pnick shows $snicks the function of relativity for chaos mathematics.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[15]
/describe $pnick becomes disgusted with $snicks.
/describe $pnick pulls out his trusty 9mm.
/describe $pnick proceeds to blow a hole in $snicks $+ 's foot.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[16]
/describe $pnick extends his hand and a cone of white engulfs $snicks.
/describe $pnick freezes $snicks solid, then shatters $snicks!!!
/msg $pnick Asta La Vista Baby!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[17]
/msg $pnick $snicks : what is your real name ?
/msg $pnick $snicks : what is your quest ?
/msg $pnick $snicks : what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[18]
/describe $pnick extends his hand and a bolt of electricity arcs toward $snicks.
/msg $pnick enjoy $snicks!
/describe $pnick hopes he's provided $snicks with a thoroughly shocking experience.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[19]
/describe $pnick waves his hands in random patterns & gestures vaguely at $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks sprouts wax mouse lips and a fake moustache.
/describe $pnick decides to top it off by landing a anvil on $snicks $+ 's little head.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[20]
/describe $pnick waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant.
/msg $pnick $snicks give me those Nike's!
/describe $pnick leaves a court shoe print across $snicks $+ 's face.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[21]
/describe $pnick snaps his fingers and the Tasmanian Devil appears.
/describe $pnick points at $snicks and utters the Magic Word....
/msg $pnick FOOD! (ie Bunny Rabbit)...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[22]
/describe $pnick takes out a odd looking earth colored staff.
/describe $pnick taps the staff on the ground and opens a ravine under $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks holds up a sign with the word "BYE!" on it....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[23]
/describe $pnick casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $snicks.
/describe $pnick then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks laughs and dances off the channel...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[24]
/describe $pnick creates a powerful *THUNDER CLAP* knocking $snicks to the floor.
/msg $pnick now that I have you attention $snicks, I wish to inform you that..
/msg $pnick $snicks you are a son of a ghost of your mothers 3rds cousins goat!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[25]
/describe $pnick polymorphs $snicks into... The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man!
/msg $pnick naw that ain't right... (gotta concentrate)
/describe $pnick polymorphs $snicks into a reformed (udderly enhanced) Bovine!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[26]
/describe $pnick gestures with large motions....
/describe $pnick reaches up and grabs a giant bungee chord from thin air...
/describe $pnick loops the bungees chord around $snicks $+ 's neck and lets fly...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[27]
/describe $pnick locates sQyrm and borrows his belly button.
/describe $pnick laughs crazily at $snicks.....
/describe $pnick casts "The Belly Lint of sQyrm" at $snicks!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[28]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out.
/describe $pnick takes out locking ring and loops it through $snicks $+ 's tongue.
/describe $pnick then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[29]
/describe $pnick rummages through his coat... AHA!
/describe $pnick takes out a lighted bomb and hands it to $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches the *BOOM* and notices $snicks left his shoes behind...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[30]
/msg $pnick IDIOT AHOY!
/describe $pnick scrounges in pocket (dig..dig), pulls out a giant mallet.
/describe $pnick sights on $snicks and treats $snicks like the gopher he is....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[31]
/describe $pnick pulls a wand out of his sleeve
/describe $pnick aims the wand at $snicks
/describe $pnick condemns $snicks to a long life as.... a keebler elf!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[32]
/msg $pnick what is it I need for a banishment again?
/describe $pnick decides he must sacrifice a whole chicken.
/describe $pnick drops a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on top of $snicks!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[33]
/msg $pnick what do you mean $snicks is dead?
/msg $pnick $snicks $+ 's not dead he just prefers kipping on his back.
/msg $pnick look at $snicks $+ 's beautiful plumage!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[34]
/describe $pnick spies a goofy ferret impersonator...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and slowly feeds him to the tubshark!
/msg $pnick well... the tubshark looked hungry what can I say...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[35]
/describe $pnick becomes bored with $snicks, cranks some tunes.
/describe $pnick takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $snicks $+ 's butt!
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks goes through several interesting convulsions.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[36]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and turns $snicks upside down.
/describe $pnick then uses $snicks as a pogo stick!!!
/msg $pnick I lose more pogo sticks that way....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[37]
/describe $pnick takes a set of headphones and locks them into $snicks $+ 's head.
/describe $pnick then cranks the "How Can I Miss You if You won't go Away!"
/msg $pnick Country music..... kills 'em dead every time....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[38]
/describe $pnick thinks $snicks is playing a dangerous game...
/describe $pnick whistles a short tune and waves his hands.
/describe $pnick looks at $snicks and $snicks becomes..... a aardvark!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[39]
/describe $pnick looks to his left...then to his right...
/describe $pnick takes out a little black bag and points it at $snicks
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[40]
/describe $pnick takes out a lit brazier and mumbles incantations...
/describe $pnick summons a air elemental...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is whisked off the channel!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[41]
/describe $pnick looks up and down and grasps pendant...
/describe $pnick points toward the hottub behind $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as a watery tentacle drags $snicks to $snicks $+ 's watery doom...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[42]
/describe $pnick decides to ponder the meaning of $snicks $+ 's life....
/describe $pnick decides that $snicks is really as useful as a bug...
/describe $pnick decides that he doesn't like bugs... *Squish*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[43]
/describe $pnick decides that $snicks has had it too easy...
/describe $pnick looks around and grabs a cheese grater.
/describe $pnick uses the cheese grater on $snicks $+ 's face!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[44]
/describe $pnick indicates $snicks has earned higher attentions.
/describe $pnick bends $snicks $+ 's mind to his will and tortures $snicks with a picture...
/describe $pnick sends $snicks images of a pink bunny rabbit that just keeps going..
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[45]
/describe $pnick notes $snicks has been poisoned!!!!!
/msg $pnick hmmmm odorless.... tasteless..... hmmmmmm
/msg $pnick aha! Iocane powder !!!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[46]
/msg $pnick $snicks, pardon moi but you look as though you need help...
/describe $pnick picks $snicks up and straps roller skates on $snicks $+ 's feet...
/describe $pnick puts $snicks down and triggers the rockets on the skates...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[47]
/msg $pnick hey $snicks .... Bogus Snowshoes !!!!!!
/describe $pnick hands $snicks a tasty winnebago.....
/describe $pnick then shows $snicks to the door....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[48]
/describe $pnick takes $snicks aside and puts a propeller cap on $snicks $+ 's head.
/describe $pnick then winds the propeller cap and releases it...
/msg $pnick damn I forgot about the rafters.... :)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[49]
/describe $pnick spreads his arms wide and mumbles an incantation...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's head sprouts handle grips...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's handle grips and screws $snicks into the ground...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[50]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI VORPE KIE!!!
/describe $pnick casts dimension door upon $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is ported away to Limbo!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[51]
/msg $pnick AUGUIMEN VICEN LUMENECI !!!
/describe $pnick waves his right hand and casts continual light on $snicks.
/msg $pnick let you stand as a shining example to your kind $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[52]
/describe $pnick holds hands up while chanting....
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a purple horny toad....
/msg $pnick a PURPLE HORNY TOAD ?!? ... damn missed again....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[53]
/describe $pnick tosses a coin of change to $snicks.
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's feet grow four times larger.
/describe $pnick wonders as $snicks sprouts green hair, and a plaid tie.
/describe $pnick laughs as $snicks $+ 's nose becomes red and bulbous!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[54]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI SPIRU CRIE!!!
/describe $pnick releases $snicks $+ 's worst nightmares from $snicks $+ 's mind...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is devoured by $snicks $+ 's own nightmares.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[55]
/describe $pnick finds that $snicks is being obnoxious...
/describe $pnick sneaks up and pastes a "Kick Me" sign to $snicks $+ 's back...
/describe $pnick waits for people to take $snicks up on the offer...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[56]
/describe $pnick decides to use calculus on $snicks...
/describe $pnick takes the second derivative of $snicks.
/describe $pnick is astonished... he has just disproved $snicks $+ 's existence!!!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[57]
/describe $pnick 's eyes turn red as he speaks in arcane tongues...
/describe $pnick points at $snicks and $snicks turns into... a cabbage patch kid...
/msg $pnick oh yuck....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[58]
/describe $pnick decides to tutor $snicks in some manners...
/describe $pnick takes a small shrubbery (from Roger... the Shrubber...)
/describe $pnick then stuffs the shrubbery through $snicks $+ 's ears...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[59]
/describe $pnick takes a rock and drops it on $snicks $+ 's foot...
/describe $pnick decides that the sound $snicks made was good but too short...
/describe $pnick drops a boulder on top of $snicks...
/msg $pnick hmmm... no sound... I wonder if I over did it...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[60]
/describe $pnick decides to catch $snicks off guard...
/msg $pnick $snicks, hold this steak. It'll make you run faster...
/describe $pnick releases the dobermans...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[61]
/msg $pnick whoa!!! $snicks... Whoaaaaaaaa!!!
/msg $pnick when I say whoa! I MEAN whoa!
/msg $pnick $snicks is sooooooo stupid...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[62]
/msg $pnick $snicks, halt or I'll shoot!!!
/describe $pnick releases arrow... *Twang* *Thunk* *Thud*
/msg $pnick hmmmm good thing he halted or I might have missed...:)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[63]
/msg $pnick $snicks do you think we didn't see that ?
/msg $pnick $snicks you have been caught eating with pinkie fingers extended.
/msg $pnick that is a most heinous crime $snicks, a true faux paus...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[64]
/msg $pnick avast ye scurvy dogs..., yes that's you $snicks
/msg $pnick $snicks prepare to be boarded !!!
/describe $pnick flips the winch release and drops a load of lumber on top of $snicks
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[65]
/msg $pnick $snicks please stay tuned for station identification....
/msg $pnick phone call for $snicks... phone call for $snicks...
/describe $pnick turns into a land shark and devours $snicks on the spot...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[66]
/describe $pnick deems the megamorph a suitable punishment for $snicks.
/describe $pnick weaves the mystic forces of Sergio Avieres around $snicks...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into... Groo the Wanderer, a fate worse than death...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[67]
/describe $pnick finds that $snicks is becoming overzealous...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into ... a hari karishna...
/msg $pnick damn that was supposed to be hairy fish nuts ... oh well...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[68]
/msg $pnick turtle power, Turtle power, Turtle Power !!!
/describe $pnick grabs four turtles and a rodent...
/describe $pnick gags $snicks with turtle power...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[69]
/describe $pnick laughs evilly and fiendishly and rubs his hands together...
/msg $pnick ALA IN DA WIZ WAT BRICKEN IN DA BRAUN!!!
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a long tailed hamster ???
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[70]
/msg $pnick hey $snicks... lets do the Mamoshka!!!
/describe $pnick throws three daggers into the air... *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk*
/msg $pnick damn... he should of told me he'd never Mamoshkaed before...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[71]
/describe $pnick decides that $snicks looks hungry....
/describe $pnick casts create food on $snicks.....
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into a can of preprocessed spam (as if it all isn't)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[72]
/describe $pnick notices that $snicks is falling...
/describe $pnick shuffles left, shuffles right, dives for $snicks, and catches $snicks
/describe $pnick gets caught up in the applause and spikes $snicks!!!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[73]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the scruff of $snicks $+ 's neck...
/describe $pnick pops the trunk on Snukers car and tosses $snicks inside...
/describe $pnick closes the trunk and cranks the stereo...
/msg $pnick death by stereo.... ugly...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[74]
/describe $pnick gestures methodically towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick teleports $snicks to Champaign-Urbana Illinois...
/describe $pnick positions $snicks 10' above the econolodge pool and lets $snicks go...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[75]
/msg $pnick $snicks you have violated one of the first unwritten laws
/msg $pnick the first of course is never to wage a land war in asia..
/msg $pnick the second is to mess with this channel... capeesh ?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[76]
/describe $pnick Immolates himself in blue green flame...
/describe $pnick extends his hands arcing destructive fires towards $snicks
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks becomes a charred burning husk...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[77]
/describe $pnick points a sapphire blue staff at $snicks...
/describe $pnick utter the archaic words... VAROMIN NEPUTIN MUPFUTEN
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is transmogrified into... a muppet baby... ugh!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[78]
/describe $pnick reaches into one of his many pockets...
/describe $pnick draws forth a wand with an emerald tip...
/describe $pnick points the wand at $snicks and utters arcane words of power...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[79]
/describe $pnick makes arcane gestures at $snicks...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into a cartoon mouse...
/describe $pnick spins his fingers and... *POOF* a cartoon cat appears...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[80]
/describe $pnick makes hand motions towards $snicks...
/msg $pnick heh, and $snicks never thought words could hurt 'em
/describe $pnick drops a set of Encyclopedia Britannica on top of $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[81]
/describe $pnick makes unusual sounds and contortions at $snicks...
/describe $pnick produces a drawer of Ginsu cutlery...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks perceives his new TRULY magnetic personality...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[82]
/describe $pnick begins a neolithic chant...
/msg $pnick $snicks, you obviously don't realize the weight this carries...
/describe $pnick drops a 30 ton salisbury stone on top of $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[83]
/describe $pnick takes out his trusty set of nunchukus...
/describe $pnick twirls, flips, swings, strikes, tosses, rotates, and spins 'em
/msg $pnick lot of work to go through for a sleep spell... don't you think?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[84]
/describe $pnick raises his right hand to the sky and points his left hand at $snicks
/describe $pnick utters arcane phrases and turns $snicks into... a Gelatinous Cube...
/msg $pnick uh...Gelatin Cubes anyone ?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[85]
/describe $pnick waves at $snicks with complex motions and changes his appearance
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into a really cool purple lamp shade with pink polka dots
/msg $pnick NOT
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[86]
/msg $pnick $snicks have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
/msg $pnick $snicks you see I hear you been rubbing my rhubarb...
/msg $pnick but I ask that of all my victims...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[87]
/msg $pnick hmmm....
/msg $pnick alias RSB RandomSplatterBoot $snicks
/describe $pnick laughs maliciously...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[88]
/describe $pnick finds a peculiar whistle lying on the floor...
/describe $pnick blows the whistle and watches as $snicks blows up!!!
/msg $pnick wow! semi-spontaneous human combustion...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[89]
/describe $pnick picks up $snicks and helps him to accelerate to a good speed...
/describe $pnick conjures a giant windshield just as $snicks reaches maximum velocity...
/describe $pnick watches $snicks make a satisfying *Splat*
/msg $pnick I bet he won't have the guts to do that again
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[90]
/describe $pnick hands $snicks a tuna fish sandwich...
/msg $pnick sorry charlie you fell for it, hook, line, and sinker...
/msg $pnick heheh that line gets'em every time...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[91]
/msg $pnick heh $snicks, quit acting so shellfish...
/msg $pnick $snicks, we've heard it, we've seen it, we've done it...
/msg $pnick so $snicks to make a short story shorter... CLAM up!!!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[92]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MI BINDU BANDU DYE !!!
/describe $pnick casts spells binding $snicks into a bodiless head...
/msg $pnick $snicks I condemn thee to the plane of pandemonium Begone!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[93]
/describe $pnick takes out a coral staff and plants the end into the ground...
/describe $pnick causes whirlwinds of fire to spiral from the staff...
/describe $pnick directs the spirals to envelope $snicks, play with fire...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[94]
/msg $pnick I want to... SING... Sing... sing...
/msg $pnick cause $snicks $+ 's a lumberjack and $snicks $+ 's okay...... TIMBRE!!!
/msg $pnick poor $snicks is flat today... :)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[95]
/describe $pnick begins casting...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a box of fiddle faddle...
/describe $pnick shrugs and tosses the fiddle faddle to the junkies in the rafters...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[96]
/describe $pnick takes a rope and securely binds $snicks into immobility....
/describe $pnick notices $snicks $+ 's phone is ringing and decides to answer it...
/msg $pnick No I'm sorry $snicks can't come to the phone just now...
/msg $pnick well... uh... $snicks $+ 's kinda... tied up at the moment *evil laugh*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[97]
/describe $pnick summons a BloodLetter of Khorne... specifically for $snicks...
/describe $pnick listens as the Daemon bellows it's challenge Blood for the Blood God!
/msg $pnick ahhhhhhh.... the Battle Cry of Khorne...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[98]
/describe $pnick has had enough and turns into... the Olive Loaf Vigilante...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and opens $snicks $+ 's mouth real wide...
/describe $pnick stuffs a whole olive loaf into $snicks $+ 's mouth and closes it...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[99]
/describe $pnick decides to condemn $snicks to drowning amongst a vast population of orcs...
/msg $pnick ha now that is an inventive use for orcs...
/msg $pnick use them for the only thing they are good for... making more orcs...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[100]
/describe $pnick decides $snicks needs a lesson in penmanship...
/describe $pnick pulls out a bic and challenges $snicks to a duel...
/describe $pnick then unfolds his bic into a wickedly gleaming Battle Axe...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[101]
/msg $pnick Ha $snicks, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm...
/msg $pnick But I have something I must tell you...
/msg $pnick You see $snicks, I am not left handed either....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[102]
/msg $pnick VISCONSENI ARRACCI NEFUTU !!!
/describe $pnick concentrates in $snicks $+ 's direction...
/describe $pnick casts Melfs Acid Arrow at $snicks.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[103]
/msg $pnick ARCTAIO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!!
/describe $pnick raises his arms...
/describe $pnick casts Otilukes Freezing Sphere at $snicks.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[104]
/msg $pnick CONFLIGRATO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!!
/describe $pnick points to $snicks
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is consumed in a Malthar Ball.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[105]
/msg $pnick HORIBBILIS CONFLIGRATO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!!
/describe $pnick claps his hands and gestures towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick concentrates as $snicks feels the Scourge of The Violet Spider!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[106]
/msg $pnick SUMMONEI AUGIMEN COMBATAE !!!
/describe $pnick closes his eyes in concentration...
/describe $pnick watches as a displacer beast appears to confront $snicks
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[107]
/msg $pnick NEVOMINAE CARTHUTHO NECROSIS !!!
/describe $pnick waves his hands in $snicks $+ 's direction...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is pulled under by skeletal hands...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[108]
/msg $pnick ELECTRIUS ARRACCI NEFUTU !!!
/describe $pnick contorts his hands...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks lights up with an energy discharge!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[109]
/msg $pnick ARCTICIO APPENDIGO !!!
/describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as his Frosty Fingers Spell takes effect....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[110]
/msg $pnick ELECTRICIO APPENDIGO !!!
/describe $pnick waves towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks gets hit by a Electric Fan Spell....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[111]
/msg $pnick CONFLIGRATO APPENDIGO !!!
/describe $pnick spreads hands with fingers extended toward $snicks...
/describe $pnick strikes at $snicks with a Burning Hands Spell.
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[112]
/msg $pnick RESTRANI BARRITRI !!!
/describe $pnick gestures to one side of $snicks, then to the other...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is enclosed within an Otilukes Resilient Sphere...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[113]
/msg $pnick NOTRISUS VENHEIM OXNAMEIN !!!
/describe $pnick raises a flute to his lips...
/describe $pnick plays the note of banishment for $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[114]
/describe $pnick rolls his sleeves back and concentrates
/msg $pnick NETHARUMDRUM NECONI LITUMEN EXPUTEN!!!
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit with a Major Telekinesis Spell
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[115]
/msg $pnick EXITUS STAGEIUS LEFTUS !!!
/describe $pnick motions to the left...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks receives a Gust of Wind Spell...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[116]
/msg $pnick SUMMONAE TEMPESTU AGRAVATI !!!
/describe $pnick makes motions towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as a angry Tempest is summoned for $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[117]
/msg $pnick NECROTAE EXPENDAE INTELLECTUS !!!
/describe $pnick attempts to drain $snicks $+ 's intellect...
/msg $pnick hmmm... it already reads empty... oh well...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[118]
/msg $pnick SUMMONAE GROUPAE VERMINAE !!!
/describe $pnick points directly at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is overcome by a swarm of rodents...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[119]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI SHATTERSAI SKELITAIE !!!
/describe $pnick makes grabbing motions with his hands...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is assailed by a Bigbys Crushing Hand...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[120]
/msg $pnick MAGICUS ARRACCI !!!
/describe $pnick points index finger at $snicks
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a flight of Magic Missles...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[121]
/describe $pnick starts chanting incoherent arcane words...
/describe $pnick calls upon the Daemon Slaneesh...
/describe $pnick uses the Aura of Slaneesh on $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[122]
/msg $pnick NECROMINAEI VALTOR EVAPORANDI !!!
/describe $pnick casts destroy water on $snicks
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's withered bones fall to the ground
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[123]
/msg $pnick HORICAI FEBEL INTELLECTI !!!
/describe $pnick casts Feeblemind on $snicks...
/msg $pnick odd... that must be his natural state of mind...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[124]
/describe $pnick decides to correct $snicks $+ 's existence...
/describe $pnick draws his gloss black morganti blade...
/describe $pnick listens to the sound of $snicks $+ 's soul screaming...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[125]
/describe $pnick takes out an ornate winged staff...
/describe $pnick then taps the staff on the ground three times...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is carried off by a giant bat...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[126]
/describe $pnick gets pissed at $snicks...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks into a ferocious.... prairie dog...
/msg $pnick uh... with vorpal fangs or something... I guess...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[127]
/msg $pnick Pawn jumps $snicks...
/msg $pnick Bishop jumps $snicks...
/msg $pnick It's good to be the king....
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[128]
/msg $pnick We the knights who so recently said knee
/msg $pnick condemn you $snicks to execution by...
/msg $pnick a red herring...(and a shrubbery :)) ...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[129]
/msg $pnick NESALETHAE BINDAE STRANDI !!!
/describe $pnick extends his fingers toward $snicks...
/describe $pnick notices $snicks enjoyed his Web Spell... and so flicks his bic...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[130]
/msg $pnick VIRATI NICTO NECORUMDUM !!!
/describe $pnick aims outstretched hands towards $snicks
/describe $pnick develops a vicious smile as he drains $snicks $+ 's life force...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[131]
/msg $pnick VARATI NECORUNDRUM FENDOSI CEDENTOSI !!!
/describe $pnick causes $snicks to be engulfed in shimmering colors...
/describe $pnick watches as the skin is eaten away from $snicks $+ 's skeleton...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[132]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI MINDUS EYE !!!
/describe $pnick concentrates and reads $snicks $+ 's greatest fear...
/describe $pnick then traps $snicks within his own mind... forever...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[133]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI FATHUFIN TWILAERTI !!!
/describe $pnick crosses his hands and summons $snicks $+ 's shadow...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is dispatched by his own shadow...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[134]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI REPTUS CRANIUS !!! *sigh*
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is transformed into a snake...
/msg $pnick $snicks would you quit making an Asp of yourself ? :)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[135]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI NOTIS CRYE !!!
/describe $pnick watches as a grand piano falls on top of $snicks...
/msg $pnick hmmm... guess he decided to get hit and B Flat... :)
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[136]
/describe $pnick decides $snicks needs a manners lesson...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks and puts him on a spring loaded ironing board...
/describe $pnick then releases the catch on the ironing board *schwing*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[137]
/describe $pnick takes out a carved oaken staff and points it at $snicks...
/describe $pnick speaks the arcane words of command ELENKI FAUSTURUM!
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is consumed in an explosion of plant growth...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[138]
/describe $pnick waves his hands once and $snicks finds himself in shackles...
/describe $pnick waves his hands twice and a ball & chain is added to $snicks $+ 's misery...
/describe $pnick uses his hands and pushes $snicks into the tub... *splash*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[139]
/msg $pnick LAMENTAE POINTE GROWTHSAI !!!
/describe $pnick raises his right hand into the air while chanting...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is caught in a wall of thorns...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[140]
/describe $pnick sniffs the air and detects the scent of blood...
/describe $pnick peers in $snicks $+ 's direction... hmmm...
/msg $pnick snack time !!!
/describe $pnick reveals his vampiric nature ands falls upon $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[141]
/describe $pnick notices $snicks for the first time...
/describe $pnick casually uses his vampiric strength to rip out $snicks $+ 's throat...
/msg $pnick what's the matter $snicks... vampire got your tongue ???
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[142]
/describe $pnick uses his vampiric strength to rip out $snicks $+ 's heart...
/describe $pnick holds up $snicks $+ 's heart and takes a large bite out of it...
/describe $pnick then shoves the remainder of $snicks $+ 's heart down $snicks $+ 's throat...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[143]
/describe $pnick draws a finely crafted obsidian black long sword...
/describe $pnick waits as the indrawn breaths are replaced by screams of anguish...
/describe $pnick then lops $snicks $+ 's head off with the soul sucking morganti blade...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[144]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks...
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of PAIN on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is driven off the channel by wracking pain...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[145]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of DEATH on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's complexion turns slowly black as $snicks dies...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[146]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of FIRE on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[147]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of PARALYZATION on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks stops in mid motion and is used for a bird bath...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[148]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of LIGHT on $snicks...
/describe $pnick helps $snicks to find his way to a cliff, ever heard of blind mans bluff...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[149]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of WATER on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks begins making gurgling sounds and swelling, then explodes...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[150]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of ETERNAL COLD on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches $snicks become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming shards...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[151]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of DARKEST NIGHT on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches $snicks as skin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[152]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of the SILVER SNAKE on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as two cobras rise behind $snicks, and bury lethal fangs in $snicks $+ 's neck...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[153]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of DESECRATION on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is impaled on a crucifix and $snicks $+ 's limbs are ripped asunder...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[154]
/describe $pnick pulls out a staff of Thunder and Lightning...
/describe $pnick taps the staff on the ground...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is seared by lightning and thrown back by the shockwave...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[155]
/describe $pnick pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword...
/describe $pnick runs $snicks through and waits until $snicks stops gurgling...
/describe $pnick then yanks the sword up through $snicks $+ 's spine, rib cage, and lungs...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[156]
/describe $pnick pulls out a ring of the Ram...
/msg $pnick hey $snicks, don't you know it's not polite not to knock...
/describe $pnick activates the ring and watches as $snicks is knocked off the channel...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[157]
/describe $pnick pulls out a small iron sphere and tosses it to $snicks...
/msg $pnick hey $snicks... play ball...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased within the Iron Bands of Billaro...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[158]
/describe $pnick pulls out a handful of dark black marbles and tosses them at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased within a sphere of solid force...
/describe $pnick then teleports $snicks to Hades...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[159]
/describe $pnick pulls out a small iron cube and tosses it $snicks $+ 's way...
/describe $pnick watches as the cube expands into a Daerns Instant Fortress crushing $snicks...
/msg $pnick hmmm... I always wondered just what that was...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[160]
/describe $pnick summons a class VI Demon from within the confines of $snicks $+ 's body...
/describe $pnick listens to $snicks $+ 's screams of anguish and pain as $snicks collapses in pain...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks erupts casting blood and gore and bone everywhere...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[161]
/describe $pnick digs and rummages through his pouch of spell components...
/describe $pnick pulls out a handful of pollen, extends his hands towards $snicks and blows...
/msg $pnick and that my dear fellow is nothing to sneeze at...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[162]
/msg $pnick NEGATHUE FLAMBAE SECERAI ENEMAI !!!
/describe $pnick extends his right hand towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a flight of Flame Shuriken...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[163]
/msg $pnick COLORUS SYNAPSIS EFFECTAI ENEMAI!!!
/describe $pnick extends his hands while speaking the words of command...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a colorful Prismatic Spray spell...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[164]
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of the Silver Skulls!!!
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks while speaking the ancient rites...
/describe $pnick watches as a horde of grinning skulls arise behind $snicks and attack...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[165]
/describe $pnick invokes the rune of Tempsetial Aries!!!
/describe $pnick extends his hands towards $snicks and utters the words of command...
/describe $pnick watches as the skin is quickly flayed from $snicks $+ 's bones...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[166]
/msg $pnick AGGRAVATI BULETTESCUI ENEMAI!!!
/describe $pnick watches as a bulette breaks ground beneath $snicks and takes $snicks down...
/msg $pnick in other words $snicks... land shark...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[167]
/describe $pnick gestures wildly at the sky...
/describe $pnick calls out the rite ENEMAI EARTHSHAKSU!!! and points at $snicks $+ 's feet...
/describe $pnick watches as the ground beneath $snicks shakes and splits open engulfing $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[168]
/describe $pnick looks hungrily towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick bounds over to $snicks and grabs $snicks by the back of the head...
/describe $pnick pulls $snicks $+ 's head back and sinks his teeth into $snicks $+ 's neck...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[169]
/msg $pnick $snicks I just don't think you understand...
/describe $pnick conjures a wall of iron over $snicks and lets it fall...
/msg $pnick there... now $snicks I think you understand my definition of heavy metal...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[170]
/describe $pnick fumbles around in his spell pouch and draws forth a frag grenade...
/describe $pnick walks over to $snicks, rips open $snicks $+ 's stomach and shoves the grenade inside...
/msg $pnick so long $snicks... hope you have a blast... *chuckle*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[171]
/describe $pnick freezes $snicks to solid matter...
/describe $pnick then raps $snicks three times shattering $snicks into thousands of shards...
/msg $pnick well like they say chip off the old block... er blockhead anyhow...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[172]
/describe $pnick calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons...
/msg $pnick now $snicks feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[173]
/describe $pnick moves his hands in great circles slowly gathering power...
/describe $pnick waits as a ring of seething blue-white fire surrounds his countenance...
/describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks and $snicks is crisped to a dry hulk in 1/10 of a second...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[174]
/describe $pnick has the feeling that $snicks is not much appreciated...
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's tongue and applies a power sander to it...
/describe $pnick then lacquers $snicks $+ 's tongue, pulls it wayyy out and releases it...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[175]
/describe $pnick takes a staff out of his back pocket and extends it to 15'...
/describe $pnick runs towards $snicks and pole vaults through the air...
/describe $pnick lands on one end of the same floor board $snicks is on and watches $snicks fly...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[176]
/describe $pnick takes out two gleaming wickedly curved double bladed daggers...
/describe $pnick takes aim... and throws... *whoosh* *whoosh*
/describe $pnick watches as one dagger lands in $snicks $+ 's throat and the other in $snicks $+ 's gut...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[177]
/describe $pnick casts a Tensers Transformation spell...
/describe $pnick increases to twice his normal size and mass and grabs $snicks...
/msg $pnick hey $snicks... this is what I call a drop kick...*boot*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[178]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the head...
/describe $pnick runs down the court dribbling $snicks as he goes...
/describe $pnick jumps up into a spinning lay up and Slam Dunks $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[179]
/describe $pnick casts a wall of stone twenty feet above $snicks $+ 's head...
/describe $pnick lets it fall and watches as $snicks is crushed under it...
/msg $pnick and that my dear fellow is the enchanters version of a stoning...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[180]
/describe $pnick takes out a bola and prepares to take aim...
/describe $pnick tosses a bola at $snicks and watches as $snicks is entangled...
/msg $pnick I prefer not to get wrapped up in my work, I let others do that for me...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[181]
/describe $pnick raises his left hand and speaks a summons...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is jumped by a Sabre Toothed Tiger...
/msg $pnick hmmm... I guess the kitty got his tongue... what do you think?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[182]
/describe $pnick raises his left hand and speaks a summons...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is jumped by a great grizzly bear...
/msg $pnick wow that was almost... unbearable... *grin*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[183]
/describe $pnick raises his right hand and speaks a summons...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is snatched up by a giant dodo bird...
/msg $pnick well you know what they say... birds of a feather...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[184]
/describe $pnick raises his right hand and speaks a summons...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is snagged and dragged into the tub by a kracken...
/msg $pnick hmmm... sorry charlie... and that's not tuna...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[185]
/describe $pnick decides he wants to see $snicks $+ 's true form...
/describe $pnick cats a regressive polymorph on $snicks and $snicks turns into... a dog...
/msg $pnick just as I suspected, $snicks ain't nothing but a hound dog...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[186]
/describe $pnick decides to play pin the tail on $snicks...
/describe $pnick grabs an industrial strength cement nail gun and locks and loads...
/describe $pnick takes aim at $snicks... and fires... *KACHUNK*
/msg $pnick ha! nailed him...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[187]
/describe $pnick quickly puts together a birthday cake...
/describe $pnick rushes over to $snicks and hands $snicks the cake...
/msg $pnick hmmm is this a case of $snicks taking the cake or the cake taking $snicks...?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[188]
/describe $pnick notices that $snicks has become rather bothersome...
/describe $pnick rushes to the frozen foods section looking for a suitable implement...
/describe $pnick returns and crowns $snicks over the head with a frozen flounder...
/msg $pnick well I knew there was something fishy here...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsgpnick $snicks
[189]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck and props $snicks $+ 's mouth open...
/describe $pnick stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $snicks $+ 's throat...
/describe $pnick sets $snicks off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[190]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck and hooks $snicks $+ 's upper jaw over his thumb...
/describe $pnick takes careful aim while stretching $snicks wayyy out...
/describe $pnick releases $snicks... *twang*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[191]
/describe $pnick takes a cord and attaches it to $snicks $+ 's belt with a slip knot...
/describe $pnick wraps $snicks up with the cord, braces himself, and pulls...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks careens about the channel like a top and out the door...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[192]
/msg $pnick hey $snicks... you like fast food ?
/describe $pnick takes a Texas burrito and puts it in the middle of a towel...
/describe $pnick swings the towel at $snicks and watches as $snicks is hit by a 120 mph burrito...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[193]
/msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MAI METASORI CRIE!!!
/describe $pnick clasps both hands in front of him and points at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is blown away by Melfs Minute Meteors...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[194]
/describe $pnick looks towards $snicks and decides $snicks is annoying...
/describe $pnick begins to formulate a plan for the fastest route for $snicks $+ 's departure...
/describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks turning $snicks into... a man sized purple dinosaur...
/msg $pnick this sounds sooooo familiar...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[195]
/describe $pnick decides $snicks is not worthy of staying here...
/describe $pnick grabs a nearby roto-rooter and jams it up $snicks $+ 's ass...
/describe $pnick turns the roto-rooter on high power and lets it go...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[196]
/describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out...
/describe $pnick looks around for a suitable implement of demise for $snicks...
/describe $pnick grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $snicks $+ 's right nostril...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[197]
/msg $pnick $snicks I do not think you comprehend...
/describe $pnick grabs a nearby javelin and stuffs it through $snicks $+ 's ears...
/msg $pnick now I think perhaps $snicks has the point...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[198]
/describe $pnick hands $snicks a big banner to hold saying Abu Dahabi or bust..
/describe $pnick then creates a trail of ice under $snicks $+ 's feet...
/describe $pnick follows it up by hitting $snicks with a gust of wind spell... *whoosh*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[199]
/describe $pnick takes $snicks and douses $snicks thoroughly with gasoline...
/describe $pnick takes out his zippo lighter, lights it, and tosses it to $snicks...
/msg $pnick funny..., I bet right now $snicks would be preferring a bud lite...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[200]
/describe $pnick takes $snicks and plants him on the green...
/describe $pnick takes out his trusty nine iron and lines up on $snicks $+ 's head...
/msg $pnick some folks have... different strokes...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[201]
/msg $pnick $snicks come on down you are our next contestant on The Price is Right...
/msg $pnick ok $snicks make your bid on your showcase...
/msg $pnick congratulations $snicks you have won a one way ticket to magical Australia...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[202]
/describe $pnick calls upon mEl for his spell of ashes and dust...
/msg $pnick MEL! Destroy thine enemy!...
/describe $pnick laughs as $snicks is turned into a cold lump of greasy dust...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[203]
/describe $pnick calls upon mEl to summon the great tub shark...
/describe $pnick smiles as the giant shark circles $snicks...
/msg $pnick Guess the fish are biting today after all...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[204]
/describe $pnick calls upon mEl to summon forth a horde of giant hamsters...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl as the pack of terrible rodents appear around $snicks...
/describe $pnick commands the terrible, but oh so cute and cuddly, hamsters to devour $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[205]
/msg $pnick SPATULA!...
/describe $pnick smiles as the powerful holy word of mEl instantly slays a non-believer...
/msg $pnick $snicks next time hail mEl, god of the greasy spatula...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[206]
/msg $pnick mEl drive away the foul evil that lurks in thine tub!...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl and touches $snicks, forcing $snicks back into a extra-planar gateway...
/msg $pnick hmmm I never knew there was an entire PLANE of assholes...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[207]
/msg $pnick mEl smite thine enemies with the grease of your fiery faith...
/describe $pnick smiles as a roaring column of flame streaks out of the heavens at $snicks...
/msg $pnick Hail mEl, he of the eternal grease fires!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[208]
/msg $pnick mEl, god of fast food send me thine aid...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl as a whirling barrier of spatulas appears directly behind $snicks...
/describe $pnick kicks $snicks into the spatulas and thanks mEl as $snicks is smacked to death...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[209]
/describe $pnick calls upon mEl to send him a Grease Elemental...
/describe $pnick directs the elemental to attack $snicks...
/describe $pnick smiles as $snicks is smothered a horrible, agonizing, gooey death...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[210]
/describe $pnick sanctifies four acorns in the name of mEl...
/describe $pnick smiles as he sees a good use for the acorns here in the tub...
/describe $pnick hurls the acorns at $snicks, watching as the acorns detonate...
/msg $pnick well he was a pretty seedy character anyhow...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[211]
/describe $pnick pulls out his trust vorpal spatula and moves towards an unbeliever...
/msg $pnick Believe this, $snicks *SwAp* *tHuMp* *ThUd* *rOlLrOlL*...
/describe $pnick smiles as $snicks $+ 's head is separated from $snicks $+ 's body in one quick swat...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[212]
/describe $pnick contorts his vocals till he hits the proper tone...
/describe $pnick points at $snicks and uses the voice of mEl to command $snicks to leave...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl as $snicks leaves the tub...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[213]
/msg $pnick mEl grant me the power to smite thine enemies...
/describe $pnick touches $snicks with the dreaded death touch of mEl...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns green and blows chunks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[214]
/msg $pnick mEl oh god of the griddle show me evil that gets your burgers...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl and feels a pull towards the evil in $snicks...
/describe $pnick grabs a nearby meat tenderizer and beats $snicks to a pulp...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[215]
/msg $pnick well $snicks, it's time for... the wheel of morality...
/msg $pnick early to rise... early to bed....
/msg $pnick makes a man healthy, but socially dead...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[216]
/msg $pnick oh mEl god of the rock hard buns bless these stones...
/describe $pnick hurls a handful of blessed stones at $snicks...
/describe $pnick prays to mEl as $snicks $+ 's skull expands and is cracked asunder...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[217]
/msg $pnick oh mEl god of never mincing words allow me to charm thine enemies...
/describe $pnick charms $snicks and explains to $snicks that he can now fly...
/describe $pnick picks up $snicks and launches $snicks into the air...*whistle*...*thud*...*ouch*...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[218]
/msg $pnick mEl god of the spicy plate curse $snicks with a dust devil...
/describe $pnick gives thanks to mEl as a dust devil attacks $snicks
/describe $pnick watches the dust devil flays the very skin from $snicks $+ 's bones...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[219]
/msg $pnick mEl smite thine enemies in flame...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl as a blazing red blade of fire springs forth from his hand...
/describe $pnick smites $snicks igniting $snicks $+ 's clothing and cleaving $snicks horribly...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[220]
/msg $pnick mEl halt thine enemies where they stand...
/describe $pnick gestures at $snicks and watches as $snicks is magically held...
/describe $pnick then pulls out a feather duster and tickles $snicks to a cold pink death...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[221]
/msg $pnick oh glorious mEl lend me thine weapons to smite thy foes...
/describe $pnick praises mEl as a spiritual spatula pounds $snicks to a bloody pulp...
/msg $pnick well now what do you know... more hamburger...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[222]
/msg $pnick mEl give unto $snicks a smite with thine lightning...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl profusely as $snicks is nailed by a mighty bolt from the heavens...
/msg $pnick it makes a nice fireworks display as well no?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[223]
/msg $pnick oh mEl find of truth dispel the magic shroud surrounding $snicks...
/describe $pnick offers thanks unto mEl as $snicks is revealed as a water-buffalo...
/msg $pnick are water-buffalo allowed in the tub?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[224]
/msg $pnick oh mighty mEl vent thy wrath upon $snicks through thine plaguing swarms...
/describe $pnick bows to mEl as a swarm of insects attack $snicks...
/describe $pnick shakes his weary head as $snicks runs screaming from the channel...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[225]
/msg $pnick mEl grant me the ears of the beasts that I might harm thine enemies...
/describe $pnick thanks his deity as a pack of wild dogs attack $snicks...
/describe $pnick offers up hamburger to mEl as $snicks $+ 's throat is ripped out...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[226]
/describe $pnick prays to mEl to let the forests of mold in the back room take up arms...
/describe $pnick thanks mEl as a shambling mound shuffles from the back room...
/describe $pnick watches as the creature politely beats $snicks to within an inch of his life...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[227]
/msg $pnick oh mEl the merciless grant me the power to harm thee unbelievers...
/describe $pnick touches $snicks and thanks mEl as $snicks $+ 's skull is magically shrunk...
/msg $pnick no brain... no pain... isn't that what they say?
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[228]
/describe $pnick prays to mEl to enlarge some ants...
/describe $pnick gives thanks to mEl as the ants methodically dismember $snicks...
/msg $pnick hail mEl!
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[229]
/msg $pnick mEl poison thine enemies with Montezuma's Revenge...
/describe $pnick touches $snicks and watches as $snicks weaves and waddles about...
/describe $pnick tosses $snicks $+ 's bottle of pepto bismol over his left shoulder and waits...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[230]
/msg $pnick Morphus Doubtus Hempus Maximus...
/describe $pnick grabs the now useful $snicks and rolls everyone a doobie...
/msg $pnick At least this way we get to enjoy $snicks $+ 's company...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[231]
/describe $pnick calls upon the powers of mEl to blind $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks flounders about and towards the exit...
/describe $pnick assists $snicks off the channel with a paper tail and a pin...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[232]
/describe $pnick conjures up a sparking multicolored wall and grabs $snicks...
/describe $pnick tosses $snicks into the wall and grabs a chair to watch the show...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks enveloped by the wall and in a blaze of flashing light...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[233]
/msg $pnick Entombae Terranus Eternasai!!!
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks slowly sinks beneath the ground...
/msg $pnick well I guess in this case the ground really did just swallow him up...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[234]
/describe $pnick calls upon the holy powers of mEl...
/describe $pnick pulls a sacramental dagger from a belt sheath and moves toward $snicks...
/describe $pnick carves the symbol of Death into $snicks $+ 's worthless hide...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[235]
/describe $pnick calls upon the holy powers of mEl...
/describe $pnick pulls a sacramental dagger from a belt sheath and moves toward $snicks...
/describe $pnick carves the symbol of Insanity into $snicks $+ 's horrid scalp...
/msg $pnick now for the men in white coats...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[236]
/describe $pnick pulls out a large gem and mumbles appropriate incantations...
/describe $pnick smiles as $snicks $+ 's body and soul are sucked into the gem...
/describe $pnick then tosses the gem into the plane of Concordant Opposition...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[237]
/describe $pnick creates a phantasm of a giant hand...
/describe $pnick directs the giant magical hand to crush $snicks...*snap*...*crackle*...*pop*....
/msg $pnick gee that looked painful, maybe you outta see a chiropractor about that...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[238]
/describe $pnick becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes...
/describe $pnick then touches $snicks, draining $snicks $+ 's life essence away...
/msg $pnick What life? He ircs...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[239]
/describe $pnick gates in a Giant Bloodsucking Taxcollecter from Hell...
/msg $pnick $snicks may be a commie bastard who has avoided paying taxes for 15 years...
/describe $pnick watches as the taxcollectors whisk $snicks off to Hell (with the lawyers)...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[240]
/describe $pnick magically imprisons $snicks in a sphere far underground...
/msg $pnick There annoying asshole, stay there for all eternity...
/msg $pnick or at least till the rent comes due...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[241]
/describe $pnick casts Meteor Swarm and centers it on $snicks...
/msg $pnick hey $snicks how many hot potatoes can you juggle...
/describe $pnick mutters not that many I guess as the meteors turn $snicks to dust...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[242]
/msg $pnick well $snicks this doesn't look very good for you...
/describe $pnick invokes a spell to deal with $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as his spell goes astray turning $snicks into a blueberry pie...
/msg $pnick hmmm not too bad for me perhaps...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[243]
/describe $pnick thinks $snicks should just stop...
/describe $pnick casts Temporal Stasis on $snicks and smiles as $snicks just stops...
/msg $pnick hmmm seems I got his heart too... oh well...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[244]
/msg $pnick Your doom is upon you, $snicks...
/describe $pnick casts Weird and watches as $snicks has to battle $snicks most feared enemies...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is slain by $snicks $+ 's own fears given birth...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[245]
/msg $pnick things might be better if $snicks had never been born
/describe $pnick uses one of beeblebro's wishes to cleanse the channel of $snicks $+ 's foul presence...
/describe $pnick then forgets that $snicks ever existed in the first place...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[246]
/describe $pnick invokes a spell most recently developed by the porcelain god upon $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's stomach swells out a couple of sizes...
/describe $pnick covers his ears are $snicks lets out a side-splitting Belch *Buuuuuuurrrrrrp!*
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[247]
/describe $pnick decides that $snicks really needs to be clued in...
/describe $pnick casts a summoning spell and inadvertently summons miss scarlet...
/describe $pnick watches as Miss Scarlet offs $snicks with a lead pipe in the #hottub
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[248]
/msg $pnick Sincatilus Prismaticus Rayus!...
/describe $pnick points at $snicks and shoots a scintillating beam of magical energy at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is turns many different shades and is swept into the hells...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[249]
/describe $pnick summons Bigby's Clenched Fist to work a little squeeze play on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as the magical fist squeezes $snicks to a bloody pulp...
/msg $pnick I bet he won't have the guts to do that again...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[250]
/describe $pnick thinks $snicks is really an oscar meier weiner...
/describe $pnick casts a polymorph spell upon $snicks turning $snicks into a weiner...
/describe $pnick then casts Incendiary Cloud around $snicks and cooks $snicks up mEl style...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[251]
/msg $pnick Confusius Idiotus Und En Mazeus Trapus!
/describe $pnick magically sends $snicks to a maze...
/msg $pnick $snicks is dumb enough that even the rats will do better than they will...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[252]
/describe $pnick casts Otiluke's Irresistible Dance on $snicks...
/msg $pnick Ugh! $snicks needs to get some rhythm...badly...
/describe $pnick sends $snicks off to train with Michael Jackson...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[253]
/describe $pnick casts Otiluke's Freezing Sphere at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns a frosty white and crystallizes...
/describe $pnick takes out a tuning fork and saunters $snicks $+ 's way with a vicious smile...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[254]
/describe $pnick begins casting Otiluke's Freezing Ray and motions at $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks freezes and falls over shattering into a bunch of ice...
/describe $pnick picks up the pieces of $snicks and puts them in the freezer to add to drinks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[255]
/describe $pnick takes out a spell book and casts Otiluke's Freezing Globe on $snicks...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased in a one ton ball of ice...
/describe $pnick snaps his fingers and teleports $snicks to the north pole via federal express...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[256]
/describe $pnick uses an invocation of mEl and commands the plants to answer his summons...
/describe $pnick watches as vines drop from the rafters entangling $snicks about the neck...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks desperately claws for air, turns purple and expires...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[257]
/msg $pnick Enpyreus Sphereus Et Time Neo-Engyrus!...
/describe $pnick casts a seemingly innocent spell, grabs $snicks and tags him with a green aura...
/describe $pnick quickly moves away from $snicks as the aura turns red, orange, yellow, white...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks is blown into the realm of a bad memory...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[258]
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks makes a fool of himself...
/describe $pnick casts a spell that starts his left index finger glowing...
/describe $pnick recites a prayer to mEl as he jams his finger through $snicks $+ 's ribcage and heart
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[259]
/describe $pnick magically traps $snicks with a large cage of resonating blue force...
/describe $pnick smiles as $snicks clutches the bars desperately pleading to be let free...
/describe $pnick heedless of $snicks $+ 's cries then topples the cage into the tub...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[260]
/describe $pnick flexes and focuses his sights on $snicks...
/describe $pnick lunges forward forcing his fingers through $snicks $+ 's eyes...
/describe $pnick rips out $snicks $+ 's skull and spine both trailing fresh warm blood...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[261]
/describe $pnick focuses on $snicks and loosens his joints...
/describe $pnick does a sliding kick to $snicks $+ 's groin and punches up through $snicks $+ 's sternum...
/describe $pnick rips $snicks $+ 's still beating heart from $snicks $+ 's body and tosses it onto a grill...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[262]
/describe $pnick extends his hands downward at right angles to his body and turns towards $snicks...
/describe $pnick does a spin kick stunning $snicks, then does a knife hand to $snicks $+ 's lower stomach...
/describe $pnick rips out a handful of $snicks $+ 's innards and stuffs them into $snicks $+ 's mouth...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[263]
/describe $pnick focuses his willpower on $snicks and begins a complex pattern of kicks...
/describe $pnick hits $snicks with a kick to the head, the stomach, and the groin...
/describe $pnick moves in behind $snicks and grabs $snicks $+ 's neck wrenching it side ways with a audible *CrRrAcK!*...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[264]
/describe $pnick stuns $snicks with a series of punches to the head...
/msg $pnick well $snicks since you don't have a good head on your shoulders, there's no reason to keep it there...
/describe $pnick winds up a punch that rips $snicks $+ 's head clean off and sends it rolling off the channel...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[265]
/describe $pnick does a flying kick to $snicks $+ 's stomach temporarily disabling $snicks.
/describe $pnick then reaches into a pouch at his side and takes out a handful of black powder...
/describe $pnick extends his hand towards $snicks and blows while mumbling enjoy the kiss of death $snicks...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[266]
/describe $pnick jumps up and lands hard on $snicks $+ 's feet while doing a double punch to $snicks $+ 's chest...
/describe $pnick cracks the sternum and grabs either half of the rib cage and pulls them apart...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's chest ruptures sending vital organs trailing to the ground...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[267]
/describe $pnick draws a dagger from a sheath hidden on his right forearm...
/describe $pnick hamstrings $snicks and then slowly draws the dagger across $snicks $+ 's windpipe...
/describe $pnick waits till $snicks $+ 's is almost down drowning in blood before burying the dagger in $snicks $+ 's brain...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[268]
/describe $pnick elbows $snicks in the throat crushing $snicks $+ 's windpipe...
/describe $pnick then draws a blade from his left forearm sheath and cuts off $snicks $+ 's head...
/describe $pnick totes the bloody trophy over to the south wall and pins it there...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[269]
/msg $pnick Earthshaksu Ememais Devouris!!!
/describe $pnick points to the ground near $snicks as it begins to tremble...
/describe $pnick watches as the earth itself opens up around $snicks swallowing $snicks forever...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[270]
/describe $pnick draws a javelin out of the rafters and begins chanting...
/describe $pnick turns the javelin into a seething steel missile seeking $snicks $+ 's blood...
/describe $pnick launches the javelin at $snicks and watches as it transfixes $snicks in the neck...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[271]
/describe $pnick draws a iron long sword etched with runes of death and destruction...
/describe $pnick swings the sword in an arc around his head as he closes on the target...
/describe $pnick brings the sword down on $snicks cleaving bone and brain and exiting at the hip...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[272]
/describe $pnick draws a browning 9mm and sights on $snicks...
/describe $pnick fires a volley of bullets into $snicks with a satisfying series of wet noises...
/describe $pnick watches as $snicks slumps to the floor, nearly cut in half...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[273]
/describe $pnick begins a chant to mEl the almighty god of the spatula...
/describe $pnick focuses the powers of the god of the griddle on $snicks...
/describe $pnick turns $snicks in a cheeseburger with a side order of fries...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[274]
/msg $pnick Ex-Planus Creators Und Viccen Hostlius!
/describe $pnick watches as a transdimensional gates opens next to $snicks...
/describe $pnick waits as an Ethereal Dreadnought Reaches through the gate dragging $snicks to $snicks $+ 's doom...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg
[275]
/describe $pnick just plain doesn't like $snicks, so what the hell...
/kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg