CD Direkt: Spezial 1/CDD_SPIELE_.ISO/wingames/gtg/data0009.gtg

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"What's your name ?"
"Joe Schmoe","Nice name Joe. ","1"
"Mental Mikey ","Ok Mikey. ","3"
"Franz The rebel ","You're a rebel!! ","2"
"Albert The Wild ","I heard you're a stud!! ","1"
"Dick Buckteeth","Nice teeth Dick! ","John"
"Jazzy John ","I love Jazz ","2"
"What do you do ?"
"I am unemployed","Really, so am I. ","1"
"Student","I'm sorry, I don't like students! ","1"
"Chemical Engineer","You're too smart for me! ","1"
"Lawyer","Lawyer, you guys are over rated. ","1"
"Doctor ","I have a pain in my chest, would you like to check it? ","2"
"Computer programmer","A lot people think you're a geek, but I don't think so!! ","1"
"What's your salary ?"
"None of your business!","You have an attitude problem, boy!! ","-1"
"Millions!!","Yeah,right is that in pesos or liras? ","1"
"$ 19,457.45 ","Are you a nerd? Or maybe you're an accountant? ","0"
"Not much! But money is not important! ","Sure, we can live on love ? NOT!!! ","1"
"We can share what I have. ","You are so sweet!! ","4"
"Enough! ","Well, excuse me for asking, I hate cheap people. ","1"
"Do you have a condom on you ? "
"Yes, just in case you are in the mood! ","Don't worry it looks like you're not going to be lucky tonight! ","-1"
"No, but I know a drugstore which is open! ","I am sorry but by that time, I will not be in the mood. ","1"
"Sorry, don't believe in sex before marriage. ","Either you are a priest, or you are a liar. ","0"
"Blue, yellow, or gold? Whatever you prefer!","I like a man who is ready, and has a sense of humour. ","3"
"Sorry, I don't like using condoms!","Have you heard of AIDS ? Get lost punk! ","-100"
"What for ?","Are you blonde? Or are you shy, I like shy men! ","2"
"I don't take drugs, do you ?"
"Yes, sometimes when I am depressed! ","Don't take drugs, a girl like me can get rid of your depressions. ","4"
"No,  but I will start if you want me to!","Don't you have a mind of your own! Are you stupid! ","0"
"No, who needs drugs. Drugs are for losers.","Maybe, they can't stop, and people like you are not helping! ","-1"
"I used to, but I got no kicks out of it.","Sure, everybody tried it, even President Clinton tried it! ","3"
"I tried them in College, but I never inhaled!","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
"I smoke cigarettes, but that's about it!","I only smoke a cigarette after sex. I hope you have some on you! ","5"
"I'm not wearing any underwear, how do you feel about that ? "
"Ooo, so that's where the smell is coming from. ","No, that's your breath, buddy! ","-100"
"Neither am I, let's take advantage of it.","Ooo, that's where that smell is coming from! ","1"
"If I take mine off too, can we make a night of it?","Uhm, let me get back to you! ","4"
"Prove it to me!","Here it is in my purse!" ,"6"
"Who wears underwear these days anyway?","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
"Aren't you cold? ","Only when I sit beside duds like you! ","-100"
"What do you do for kicks?"
"I sleep with babes like you!"," And then you wake up ? ","2"
"I write computer programs."," Interesting, at least you're honest. ","3"
"I drink beer all night by myself."," Loser, get a life! ","-100"
"I go cruising with the boys! ","Maybe you should go cruising now, dud! ","0"
"I amuse myself in the closet. Ha, Ha","Is your closet big enough for two? ","4"
"I wash my car and to top it off I wax it and so on.","Stop . The excitement is killing me! ","1"
"Do you think I am pretty?"
"Yeh, you are a babe!!","Thanks, you don't look so bad yourself from this angle! ","2"
"You look good from far, but far from good!","An honest opinion, but now get lost!!! ","-100"
"Like the sun, on a beautiful day!","Oh, you're a poet, I love poetry. ","4"
"So, so, you don't arouse me!","Really now, give me a change and I will! ","6"
"You are a little fat, but you can improve.","Yeah, you're right, I was thinking of going on a diet. ","3"
"So pretty that I would die for you!","I don't believe you! ","0"
"How old are you?"
"I am old as you.","Oh really, I don't think so. ","1"
"What does age have to do with anything!","It has to do with a lot, maybe you're hiding something. ","1"
"You tell the truth!","I respect honesty. ","4"
"Lie about your age.","She finds the truth and freaks. ","-100"
"I am young in spirit.","You're right, age doesn't count. When you feel young you're young. " ,"5"
"2.49 dog years.","Wuf, wuf, $!%@$ that's my age. ","3"
"Do you drink?"
"No, not at all.","Why not?","1"
"I drink moderately.","Oh, how nice.","2"
"Yeah, you bet! I love drinking.","Oh my another drunk guy. ","-100"
"Drink what? ","Alcohol, you goof! You're not very bright are you? ","1"
"Yes, I drink coffee, juice and coke.","A funny guy, I like funny guys , sometimes. ","4"
"Not when I am driving.","I should hope not! I wonder if you are not lying. ","2"
"Do you think you're so cool?"
"Right now, I feel hot!!","Hot as a pepper! ","2"
"Hey, I watch FONZIE!","Real mature.","1"
"I'm as cool as the wind!","Where, in the Carabeean? ","0"
"I could dash and dine","You would love that eh! ","3"
"I'm cool cause my collar's up, babe!","I thought you were ready for Halloween! ","1"
"No, it's pretty warm here!","You're a nerd or stupid. ","-100"
"What's the best line you use to pick up girls? "
"Hey babe, you're looking good tonight!","Low class, no imagination. ","1"
"Have sex with me, and I won't bother you again.","Tempting, I have to think about that. ","3"
"You have beautiful eyes, and a great figure!","Not bad,not bad! ","4"
"Don't I know you from somewhere ?","Average. ","2"
"I'm sorry, but you look familiar?","What I look like your sister! ","0"
"I have a big nose, and you know what that means.","It means you have a lot of nose-dirt! ","-1"
"What's your idea of romance ?"
"A big slice and a pop.","Pizza is for penny spenders! ","1"
"You serenate a song to her, in a real bad voice.","It's the thought that counts. ","3"
"A drive-in movie, do you have a car?","And probably I would have to pay for the movie too! ","0"
"A Shakespeare poem under the stars.","Shakespeare aint' in. ","1"
"A long walk on the beach at night.","So, typical, and I am not a typical girl. ","0"
"A passionate phone call at midnight.","You've been calling to many times 976 lines. ","-1"
"Do you feel women are equal to men?"
"When it comes to paying bills, yeah!","Male, chauvanist! ","-100"
"Equal hairdryer time, sure!","I hope you hair dryer explodes! ","-100"
"I believe in 50% of equal chores.","Think again! ","0"
"Well, looking at anatomy, we're surely not equal.","A funny guy, I like that. ","5"
"Yes, I believe in equal rights.","I don't think you mean it. ","1"
"Well, man's brain is bigger than a woman's brain.","It's quality not quantity. ","3"
"What turns you men on ?"
"Talking to a babe like you.","That's sweet. ","5"
"Tender loving care.","Yeah right! ","1"
"Just doing anything together.","Are you feeling alright? ","1"
"B.Y.O.C. Bring your own condom","Don't leave home without it. ","3"
"Full massage.","Are you serious? ","2"
"A nude girl on tv.","Nerd. Get lost. ","-100"
"Do you respect a woman's brain? "
"If I could pinch her brain, sure!","Is sex all you think about? I hope so. ","5"
"I believe a woman's brain is in her breasts.","Don't even think about it. ","0"
"Isn't the Queen a woman!","That's right! ","2"
"Sure, it's the first thing a I look in a woman.","B.S. I don't believe that! ","-100"
"No, sorry I don't.","Well, at least you're honest. ","3"
"None of the above.","You, don't have an opinion?!. Nerd. Get lost. ","1"
"Do you have any secrets, I should know?"