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  1.                           APPLICATION FOR A NAUGHTY
  2.  
  3. Name of intended recipient: ..................................................
  4. Name of applicant: ...........................................................
  5. ______________________________________________________________________________
  6. APPLICANT'S RELATIONSHIP TO INTENDED RECIPIENT:
  7.           Husband [ ]                 Wife [ ]                Acquaintance [ ]
  8.            Fiance [ ]              Fiancee [ ]       Intended Acquaintance [ ]
  9.            Friend [ ]            Neighbour [ ]
  10. (tick appropriate box)
  11. ______________________________________________________________________________
  12. For a naughty. My reason/s for this application is/are:
  13.                      Anniversary [ ]                              Practise [ ]
  14.                         Birthday [ ]                                Health [ ]
  15.                Pre-marital check [ ]                           Dirty water [ ]
  16.           Annual run over target [ ]                    Prevent healing up [ ]
  17. Other reason/s: ..............................................................
  18. ______________________________________________________________________________
  19. TYPE REQUIRED:
  20. Fast [ ]          Slow [ ]         Long [ ]        Short [ ]      Multiple [ ]
  21. ______________________________________________________________________________
  22. LOCATION:
  23. Our house [ ]         Your house [ ]        My house [ ]          Anywhere [ ]
  24. ______________________________________________________________________________
  25. TIME:
  26.     Early [ ]         Late [ ]         Matinee [ ]    All night and/or day [ ]
  27. ______________________________________________________________________________
  28. APPLICANT'S CLASSIFICATION:
  29.                First application [ ]                             Desperate [ ]
  30.                          Routine [ ]                              On knees [ ]
  31. Signature: .........................    Date: ................................
  32. ______________________________________________________________________________
  33. INTENDED RECIPIENT'S REMARKS:
  34. Your  application  has  been  joyfully,  happily,  unexpectedly,   expectedly,
  35. irritably,   enthusiastically,   excitedly,  coldly,  frigidly   (Strike   out
  36. inapplicable) received.
  37.           Yes [ ]             No [ ]              Maybe [ ]     Impossible [ ]
  38. ______________________________________________________________________________
  39. MY REASON/S FOR ACCEPTING YOUR APPLICATION IS/ARE:
  40.                      Anniversary [ ]                              Practice [ ]
  41.                         Birthday [ ]                                Health [ ]
  42.                Pre-marital check [ ]                           Dirty water [ ]
  43.           Annual run over target [ ]                    Prevent healing up [ ]
  44. Other reason/s: ..............................................................
  45. ______________________________________________________________________________
  46. MY REASON/S FOR NOT ACCEPTING YOUR APPLICATION IS/ARE:
  47.      Too tired [ ]       Too early [ ]       Too late [ ]          Too hot [ ]
  48.       Too cold [ ]      Too frigid [ ]       Too sore [ ]          Too old [ ]
  49.      Too young [ ]       Too drunk [ ]       Too mean [ ]         Too sick [ ]
  50.     Too scared [ ]        Too good [ ]      Too rusty [ ]     Too impotent [ ]
  51.    Too watched [ ]       Too often [ ]      Too sober [ ]        Too bored [ ]
  52.                       Too pregnant [ ]                          Too morrow [ ]
  53. Other reason/s: ..............................................................
  54. ______________________________________________________________________________
  55. SPECIAL NOTE:
  56. This  form  is  to be returned, post haste, to applicant,  duly  completed  by
  57. recipient.
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