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- Ver. 03/01/85 1.
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- USING SCREENWRIGHT
- by Paul D. Nadler
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- FADE IN TO:
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- 1 INT. LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT.
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- SAM and HILDA seated in front of their computer. SAM holds
- the ScreenWright diskette in one hand and a peanut butter
- sandwich in the other. In the green glow of the CRT monitor,
- their faces look distinctly confused, even nauseated.
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- MEDIUM-LONG SHOT
- HILDA
- Okay, we got the thing set up and turned
- on. What do we do now?
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- SAM
- (Shrugging)
- I dunno. Have dinner?
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- HILDA
- Big help you are.
-
- SAM
- Aren't there any instructions?
-
- HILDA
- There was one thing ...
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- 2 MEDIUM SHOT
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- HILDA rummages through the papers on the desk, and finally
- extracts the "Welcome to ScreenWright" letter from the pile.
-
- HILDA
- Here we are. It says "Dear Hilda and Sam"
- -- that's us --
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- SAM rolls his eyes.
-
- CLOSE UP
- HILDA
- It goes on: "Thank you for choosing
- ScreenWright," et cetera, et cetera. Oh,
- here: "Once you have your computer turned
- on and running, immediately make a backup
- copy of your ScreenWright diskette and
- store the original in a safe place."
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- 3 MEDIUM-LONG SHOT
-
- (CONTINUED)
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-
- (c) 1984, 1985 Paul D. Nadler
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- Ver. 03/01/85 2.
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- 3 CONTINUED:
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- SAM
- (Taking a bite of his
- sandwich)
- How come?
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- HILDA
- That way, if you mess something up you'll
- still have the original, and you won't
- have lost anything. So let's make a
- backup copy.
-
- MEDIUM-CLOSE SHOT
- SAM
- (Pulling the diskette
- from its protective
- sleeve)
- That's easy enough.
-
- MEDIUM SHOT
- HILDA
- (Grabbing the
- diskette away from
- him)
- Hey, you want to get P.B.J. all over it?
- Let me make the backup now; then you can
- drool on it all you like.
-
- MEDIUM SHOT
- SAM
- Oh, yeah? And what "safe place" are you
- going to put it in?
-
- MEDIUM SHOT
- HILDA
- (Inserting the
- diskette in the
- computer)
- Someplace where you'll never touch it --
- the laundry room.
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- MEDIUM-LONG SHOT
- SAM
- Whoa now. That was a low blow, Ms. H.
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- HILDA
- (Opening the computer
- manual)
- Quiet -- I'm looking up how to make a
- disk backup ...
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- DISSOLVE TO:
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- (c) 1984, 1985 Paul D. Nadler
-
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- Ver. 03/01/85 3.
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- 4 THE SAME SCENE -- A FEW MINUTES LATER.
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- HILDA
- (Reading)
- "After you have made the backup of your
- original ScreenWright diskette, put the
- new diskette in your computer's main disk
- drive."
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- SAM puts the new diskette in the appropriate disk drive.
-
- SAM
- Done.
-
- HILDA
- (Still reading)
- "Now type SW" -- that must stand for
- ScreenWright -- "and press the Return
- button."
-
- SAM types SW and presses the return button.
-
- SAM
- Listen -- the disk drive is whirring!
-
- HILDA
- "The ScreenWright sign-on message now
- appears, followed by a request for the
- name of the file to be formatted."
-
- SAM
- But what do we type?
-
- HILDA
- "A sample file called try.me is included
- on your ScreenWright diskette."
- SAM
- (Typing try.me)
- Ask a silly question ...
-
- HILDA
- "Then you will be asked where the
- formatted screenplay is to be sent. The
- choices are C for console, P for printer,
- or F for file. If your printer is
- connected, type P; otherwise type C for
- console."
-
- SAM
- (Typing)
- So I'll type P.
- (Pause)
- Ooh -- it's whirring again!
-
-
- (CONTINUED)
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- (c) 1984, 1985 Paul D. Nadler
-
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- Ver. 03/01/85 4.
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- 4 CONTINUED:
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- The printer begins to type.
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- HILDA
- It's printing, Sam! It's printing!
-
- CLOSE-UP
- SAM
- (Taking another bite
- of sandwich)
- Me, I'm just mentally composing my
- acceptance speech for "Best Screenplay."
-
- DISSOLVE TO:
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- 5 DREAM SEQUENCE -- THE ACADEMY AWARD CEREMONY.
- The applause is deafening. SAM, dapper in a purple tuxedo,
- stands grinning behind the microphone. He holds an Oscar,
- with which he waves at the audience.
-
- SAM
- (Reading from a
- notecard)
- I'm speechless, folks. How can I hope to
- thank the millions of people who helped
- make this award possible? My mother, who
- learned me to talk right; my agent, who
- pressured me to express myself; my
- analyst, who taught me the value of
- remaining silent -- all of you deserve
- thanks beyond the power of my poor words
- to express. And lastly, my dear Hilda,
- who taught me to use ScreenWright -- to
- you I can only give my heartfelt
- gratitude and undying love.
-
- The cheers of the audience burst forth again. SAM begins to
- sob with joy. The shot grows hazier and hazier, and
- eventually SAM's sobs turn into snores as we
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- DISSOLVE TO:
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- 6 INT. LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT.
- SAM is now asleep in his chair, snoring. His peanut butter
- sandwich lies on his chest. HILDA is hunched over the
- computer, typing furiously.
-
- SAM
- (Awakening with a
- start)
- Huh? Wha -- what happened?
-
-
- (CONTINUED)
-
-
-
-
- (c) 1984, 1985 Paul D. Nadler
-
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- Ver. 03/01/85 5.
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- 6 CONTINUED:
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- HILDA
- (Still typing)
- Have a nice snooze?
-
- SAM
- (Confused)
- I dreamt -- I thought --
-
- HILDA
- (Still typing)
- The same old dream again?
-
- SAM
- Yeah. What have you been doing?
-
- HILDA
- (Still typing)
- Oh, just typing in my screenplay. There
- -- all done!
-
- SAM
- Say what?
-
- HILDA
- My screenplay, silly.
-
- SAM
- Your screenplay!
-
- HILDA
- It's brilliant. And I'll never have to
- retype a draft again. Now all I have to
- do is send the Author ten bucks for using
- ScreenWright on my screenplay.
-
- SAM
- Shattered -- and it's all ScreenWright's
- fault!
-
- HILDA
- No, don't worry -- I'll thank you when
- they give me the Oscar.
-
- SAM
- But I ... but you ... but I ...
-
- HILDA
- Oh, baby, come here. There's plenty of
- room for both of us at this keyboard!
-
-
- (CONTINUED)
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- (c) 1984, 1985 Paul D. Nadler
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- Ver. 03/01/85 6.
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- 6 CONTINUED (2):
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- SAM cuddles up to HILDA before the gaily glowing CRT as we
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- FADE OUT
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- THE END
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