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1996-08-07
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[phraseFront]
He knows if you've been
bad or good...
[phraseBack]
Hope your Christmas
is merry, anyway!
[phraseFront]
A Holiday reminder
[phraseBack]
Christmas is a time of cheer,
so don't get your tinsel
in a tangle!
[phraseFront]
I'd like to give you something
that money can't buy,
because that's the kind of person
I am
[phraseBack]
A sentimentalist
who's broke!
Merry Christmas
[phraseFront]
My stocking is hung
by the chimney with care
[phraseBack]
If only my closet
looked as neat!
Happy Holidays
[phraseFront]
Enjoy this Christmas greeting
[phraseBack]
And be thankful
it isn't a newsletter!
Season's Greetings
[phraseFront]
Here's to making a list,
checking it twice
[phraseBack]
And trying not to lose it
before Christmas arrives!
Hope Your Holiday Is Happy
[phraseFront]
A Christmas Wish for You
[phraseBack]
May Visa lose your files
at least until June.
Hope You Get a Charge
Out of Christmas
[phraseFront]
Let's exchange
the perfect Christmas gifts
[phraseBack]
Scales that lie!
[phraseFront]
For the holiday season,
here are those three little words
you've always longed to see...
[phraseBack]
NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
Merry Christmas
[phraseFront]
I want you to have
a safe holiday,
so on Christmas morning,
[phraseBack]
Do NOT stand
between the kids
and the presents!
[phraseFront]
Christmas!
That exciting time of year
when we feel extra close
to everyone!
[phraseBack]
(Especially at the mall!)
Happy Holidays
[phraseFront]
Santa Claus
is a very charismatic guy
[phraseBack]
He has such Christmas presence!
Season's Greetings
[phraseFront]
For Christmas,
I want to give you
something
easy to exchange
[phraseBack]
Good Wishes!
[phraseFront]
A Christmas Query
[phraseBack]
If we turn back our clocks
one hour every October,
why can't we turn back our scales
20 lbs. every December?
Have a Light-Hearted Christmas
[phraseFront]
Santa told me you'd been
very good this year
[phraseBack]
I told him it was just
lack of opportunity!
Merry Christmas
[phraseFront]
A Christmas Reminder:
Don't try to borrow any money
from elves
[phraseBack]
They're always a little short!
(Hope your Christmas joy
lasts a long time!)
[phraseFront]
Christmas time
[phraseBack]
When people want their pasts forgotten
and their presents remembered!
Have a Memorable Holiday
[phraseFront]
Merry Christmas to My Friend
It's such a comfort to know
that you're nearby to offer
encouragement, support
[phraseBack]
Brownies!
Happy Holidays
[phraseFront]
I love Santa!
He's jolly,
He's generous,
he has a style
all his own
[phraseBack]
And He's living proof
that you can eat
all kinds of junk
and still live forever!
[phraseFront]
Wishing you joy
in this season
of lighting candles
[phraseBack]
At both ends!
Merry Christmas
[phraseFront]
'Tis the season
to put mistletoe
on the handle
of your purse
[phraseBack]
So you can kiss
your money good-bye!
Have a Holiday Well-Spent
[phraseFront]
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
[phraseBack]
Fifty bucks not to finish
this song!
Happy Holidays
[phraseFront]
A Christmas Tip
Try to do
your Christmas shopping
before it gets too cold!
[phraseBack]
Don't want you out there
freezing your assets!
Have a Warm, Cozy Christmas
[phraseFront]
Christmas is a time
for remembering family
[phraseBack]
And trying to guess
everyone's sizes!
Have a Suitably
Wonderful Christmas
[phraseFront]
A Heartfelt
Christmas Wish
for you
[phraseBack]
May all your Christmas lights
come on the first time
you plug them in!
Have a Bright Christmas