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[phraseFront]
It's your birthday,
and anything you want to do
is OK by me...
[phraseBack]
...I've heard how cranky
old people get
when they don't
get their way!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Happy birthday to
one of my dearest friends...
[phraseBack]
(Notice how I left out oldest?)
Have a Wonderful Day
[phraseFront]
Happy birthday
this has got to be
your best birthday ever!
[phraseBack]
Just think of all
the practice you've had!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
29 AGAIN?!?!?
[phraseBack]
Talk about recycling!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
At birthday time,
it's good to remember
our friends.
[phraseBack]
Actually, it's good
to remember anything!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
We heard you were celebrating
another birthday...
[phraseBack]
Well, maybe celebrating
isn't exactly the right word.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday!
We can tell we're getting older
by how much movies
have changed since our youth.
There's more sex, more violence
[phraseBack]
and for you, there's sound.
[phraseFront]
Remember when Hippie
meant a group of people
[phraseBack]
And not the lower half of your body?
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
So many candles
[phraseBack]
so little cake!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Another birthday?
Before you start feeling old
and depressed,
just keep this in mind
[phraseBack]
I have pantyhose older than you!
[phraseFront]
Birthdays are like old underwear.
[phraseBack]
They tend to creep up on you.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
You're not getting a year older
[phraseBack]
You're getting another year to shop!
[phraseFront]
So it's your birthday
don't be blue.
[phraseBack]
Only old ladies can wear
their hair that color.
[phraseFront]
I just can't wait to watch you
blow out all your birthday candles.
[phraseBack]
It's one of the very few times in my life
I still get to hear heavy breathing.
[phraseFront]
As we get older,
we often experience a loss
of bounce and shape.
[phraseBack]
Think we can get some
mousse for our bodies?
Happy Birthday!
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday!
According to color analysis charts,
ours is the time in life for silver in our hair,
gold in our teeth...
[phraseBack]
...and lead in our pants.
[phraseFront]
Have a Happy Birthday
because you'll never be this young again
[phraseBack]
But be careful because you've
never been this old before.
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday
[phraseBack]
It's hell being young at heart.
[phraseFront]
You don't look too bad
for someone your age.
[phraseBack]
Of course, I don't see too good
for someone my age.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
A Birthday's time to forget dieting!
[phraseBack]
let the hips fall where they may!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Of course I believe you're 25!
[phraseBack]
What a coincidence,
your age is the same as my waistline!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
These days we might need more candles,
but look on the bright side...
[phraseBack]
...we also need a bigger cake!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Don't think of yourself
as going to seed...
[phraseBack]
...think of yourself as being ready to blossom!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
On your birthday,
some words of wisdom...
[phraseBack]
SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday
to someone who still looks good.
[phraseBack]
In fact, almost lifelike.
[phraseFront]
Of course I believe you're celebrating
your 29th birthday
[phraseBack]
When have you ever
been on time for anything?
[phraseFront]
Don't worry about those unsightly
sagging varicose veins.
[phraseBack]
Wear a mini skirt and tell people
they're net hose.
[phraseFront]
Okay so we didn't do
all the things we said we would.
[phraseBack]
At least our pimples are gone
and we can stay up late.
[phraseFront]
So what if you've traveled
a ways on the road of life
[phraseBack]
You're far from out of gas!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Jogging can add years to your life!
[phraseBack]
Try it and you'll feel
10 years older almost immediately!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
We may be over the hill,
but we're not too old to party.
[phraseBack]
We may just have a little trouble
finding the party.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Go ahead and have another birthday
if you want to.
[phraseBack]
But don't expect me to keep up with you.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday!
Don't listen to people who tell you to eat right,
exercise and live clean.
They think they're so smart.
[phraseBack]
And one day they're going to feel
pretty stupid dying of nothing.
[phraseFront]
You're having a BIRTHDAY,
so don't just sit there...
[phraseBack]
...Do something OLD!
[phraseFront]
This birthday card is designed
for a person just your age.
[phraseBack]
It's got a very high fiber content.
[phraseFront]
I've never really doubted your age
[phraseBack]
You were just born ahead of your time!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
You can either continue
to get older
or you can die
[phraseBack]
What do you mean
you want to think about it
for awhile?
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Don't let another birthday bother you.
Why, you look terrific!
[phraseBack]
Of course, when you were born,
things were made to last!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
You know you're getting older when...
[phraseBack]
...your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
You still have that gleam in your eyes
[phraseBack]
Unfortunately it's from the sun
hitting your bifocals.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
It's your birthday,
but I don't think of you as a little older
[phraseBack]
I think of you as a lot older.
Happy Birthday!
[phraseFront]
Never lie about your age
except in the case of an emergency
[phraseBack]
Like if somebody should ask how old you are.
[phraseFront]
The worst part about lying about your age
is when everybody believes you
[phraseBack]
And you realize
that you could have gone
even lower!
[phraseFront]
Remember when we had
that old fire-in-the-belly?
We still have it.
[phraseBack]
Only now it's called heartburn.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Another birthday?
Why it seems only yesterday
[phraseBack]
you were a whole year younger!
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
As we grow older we often find
that it is often better
to light one small candle
[phraseBack]
than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Happy Birthday
You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good
[phraseBack]
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?
[phraseFront]
Heard your birthday was canceled
[phraseBack]
due to lack of aging!
Have a Great One!
[phraseFront]
It's only natural
to become quieter as we grow older
[phraseBack]
It's not easy to talk
and hold in your stomach
at the same time!
[phraseFront]
Want to see yourself looking
years younger on your birthday?
[phraseBack]
Get out your high school yearbook.
[phraseFront]
Thousands upon thousands of people
have ventured out into every corner of the world
searching for the secret of eternal youth.
[phraseBack]
For your sake, I hope they find it soon.
Happy Birthday
[phraseFront]
Reports are coming in
that the polar ice caps
have started to melt
[phraseBack]
You lit all your candles, didn't you?
[phraseFront]
You should really celebrate on your birthday.
[phraseBack]
Take TWO naps today.
[phraseFront]
Have you always looked this young?
[phraseBack]
Or is it just an annoying habit
you've picked up in your