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% SPIRITUAL Spiritual Holy Psychic Mystical Psionic Telepathic Telekinetic ESP % RELATIVE Father Mother Step Father Step Mother Brother Sister Uncle Aunt Grandfather Grandmother Son Daughter Illegitimate Son Illegitimate Daughter Nephew Niece Postman Garbage Man Fuller Brush Salesman Milkman Mailman UPS Delivery Man Paper Boy Gardener Dog-Catcher IRS Man Hairdresser Manicurist Avon Lady DOCTOR % WEAPON Meat Cleaver Hatchet Howitzer Garden Hoe Machete Grenade Chain Saw Hack Saw Samurai Sword Axe Razor Blade Carving Knife Switch Blade Pen Knife Swiss Army Knife Crossbow Shotgun Uzi Submachine Gun Machine Gun Laser Beam Particle Beam % GHOST Ghost Evil Spirit Poltergeist Demon Phantom Boogie Man Wolf Man Vampire Leprachaun Banshee Gremlin Zombie % RELIGION Buddhist Methodist Baptist Jewish Scientologist Rajneeshi Islamic Moslem Roman Catholic Athiest Fundamentalist Agnostic Taoist Presbyterian Lutheran Mormon % UFFO UFO Flying Saucer Alien Ship Alien Spacecraft Alien Space Probe Invisible Spaceship Space Ship Space Craft Space Cruiser Death Star % PLANET Pluto Mars Venus Mercury Neptune Uranus Saturn Jupiter Titan Alpha Centauri The Moon Voltron Vulcan Romulus % ET Extra-Terrestrial E.T. Space Alien Space Creature Space Being Space Robot Alien Alien Creature Alien Being Alien Robot % FRUIT Mango Tomato Banana Cherry Apple Plum Pear Watermelon Kiwi Fruit Rhubarb Orange Tangerine Lemon Lime Grape Raisin % MADNESS Crazed Drug Crazed Insane Demented Manic-Depressive Neurotic Psychotic Psychopathic Homosexual Right-Wing Religious Fanatical Pathological % KILLER KILLERX KILLERX KILLERX MADNESS KILLERX % KILLERX FRUIT Giant FRUIT Great White Shark Terminator Pig Rooster Buffalo Ewok Wombat Honey Bee Dinosaur Stegosaur Brontosaur Guinea Pig Piranha Teddy Bear Wasp Whale Shark Lion Dolphin Elephant Worm Clam Kitten Wolf Doberman Lobster Tiger Leopard Panda Crocodile RELATIVE RELIGION % COLOR Purple Orange Violet Red Green Yellow Magenta Vermillion Fuschia Flamingo Pink Blue White Black Grey % BODYPART Leg Arm Head Hand Foot Finger Toe Nose Ear Eye Hair Lungs Stomach Intestine Liver Heart Pancreas Spleen Pituitary Gland Kidney Brain Genitals Skin Fat % TOUGH Rambo Rambo Rambo Dirty Harry Dirty Harry James Dean Wolfman Jack The Alien James Bond % MCELEB Ronald Reagan Frank Sinatra Michael Jackson Prince Mick Jagger Henry Kissinger Dwight Gooden George Schultz Sting Howard Cosell Mohammar Khadafi Mohammad Ali Chevy Chase Donny Osmond Clint Eastwood Sylvester Stallone Johnny Carson Richard Nixon Prince Charles George Lucas Boy George Mike Wallace % FCELEB Princess Diana Jane Fonda Elizabeth Taylor Margaret Thatcher Cybil Shepherd Madonna Mary Lou Retten Queen Elizabeth Doctor Ruth Nancy Reagan Linda Rondstadt Barbara Walters Whoopie Goldberg Oprah Winfrey % BABY Baby Newborn Child Infant Son Daughter % ATE Ate Devoured Kidnapped Took Killed Maimed Injured Raped Violated % SAYS Says Reveals Admits Claims % SAY Say Reveal Admit Claim % DOCTOR Doctor Psychologist Psychiatrist Physician Neurologist Proctologist Gynocologist Dentist Optician % SCIENTIST Scientist DOCTOR Chemist Paleontologist Archaeologist Physicist Meta-Physicist Engineer Computer Scientist Professor % NATIONALITY Russian Soviet British Polish French Belgian Swiss German Spanish Mexican American Nicaraguan Cuban Haitian Bolivian Swedish Romanian Italian Libyan Iranian Israeli Canadian Australian Chinese Japanese % DISEASE Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes Aids Aids Aids Aids Flu Leprosy VD The Clap Mumps Acne Sinusitis Skin Rash Jock Itch The Plague Hemahroids Athelete's Foot Hay Fever Shingles Varicose Veins Back Ache Chicken Pox Tooth Decay Bad Breath Headache % FICTCHAR Santa Claus Bigfoot Snow White God Great Pumpkin Missing Link Captain Hook Tinkerbell Winnie the Pooh Peter Pan Buddha Mary Poppins Loch Ness Monster Wicked Witch of the East Wizard of Oz Captain Kirk Kermit the frog Jesus Christ Batman Superman Spiderman % KILL Kill Murder Maim Strangle Crush Terrorize Sock Punch Slaughter Mutilate Shoot Mug % NUMBER NUMBER1 NUMBERT Twenty NUMBER1 Thirty NUMBER1 Forty NUMBER1 Fifty NUMBER1 Sixty NUMBER1 Seventy NUMBER1 Eighty NUMBER1 Ninety NUMBER1 % NUMBER1 One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine % NUMBERT Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen % LUNCH Taco FRUIT Enchilada Burrito Chile Relleno Tostada Hamburger TV Dinner Chicken MacNuggets Fried Chicken Fish and Chips Pizza English Muffin Bagel Ham Sandwich Tuna Casserole % PERSON KILLER Football Player Baseball Player Man Woman TV Personality Game Show Host Network Anchorman Bestselling Author Politician CELEB's RELATIVE Environmentalist Famous Economist SCIENTIST DOCTOR NATIONALITY SCIENTIST NATIONALITY DOCTOR Student NATIONALITY Student ET % PEOPLE People Men Women Senior Citizens Politicians Real-Estate Agents SCIENTIST|s Students Movie-goers Voters DOCTOR|s College Professors Bystanders RELIGION|s RELIGION Students NATIONALITY Nationals % AIRCRAFT Aeroplane Helicopter Hang Glider Airship Hot air balloon Helium ballon UFO Space Shuttle Jet Fighter 747 DC-10 % CELEB MCELEB FCELEB % ADJECTIVE Erect Pubescent Morbid Organic Flaccid Lucid Volatile Sacrificial Monotonic Ritual Ultra-Violet Incestuous Insipid Mangy Beautiful Sensuous Pulsating Autonomous Royal Subtle Structured Turbo-Charged Jet-Propelled Geriatric Sub-Normal Hasty Lovely Happy Ecstatic Lonely Seminal Frequent Yellow Mauve Paisley Sick Matte Hard Slimy Awful Wonderful Grotesque Magnanimous Bletcherous Neutral Horny Decent Indecent Homicidal Homosexual Lesbian Cloudy Pusillanimous Intersticial Hyperbolic Smelly Pallid Ethereal Natural Synthetic Heavy Narcotic Hallucinogenic Alcoholic Cosmic Radioactive Gay % NOUN Cavern Tribble Warp Drive Camera Lemon Laxative Snob Idiot Genius Intellectual Yogurt Alien Iron lung Atomic Bomb Hard-On Turbine Car Airplane Vomit Aluminum Cocaine Aphrodisiac Diahrrea Linked List Yellow Submarine Amplitude Modulation Hypertension Orgy Time-Base Corrector Erection Ejaculation Floppy disk Inflatable Woman Hyperdrive Torso Removable Cartridge Negative Entropy Ion Drive Brownian Motion Invertible Matrix Bomb Terminal Bubblegum Peanut Butter Laser Software Hardware Cosmos Universe Bagel Disk-Pack PDP11/70 Gnome Rabbit Carp USS Enterprise Apocalypse Byte Interrupt vector Harmony Core-Dump Frame-Store Apple Chicken Sandwich Ant Planet Mango Banana Harp seal Network Coke Machine Star Galaxy Super-Nova Head-Hunter Aardvark Wombat Bit-Plane Astral Plane Hyper-Space Sun Moon Klingon Space Cruiser Gorilla Tyrannasaurus Rex Mug Root Beer Omni-byte Laminar Air-Flow Tape Transport Mechanism % NAME Rev. Sun Myung Moon Menachim Begin Darth Vader Yoda Princess Leia Luke Skywalker R2D2 Obi Wan Kenobi E.T. Hare Krishna Godzilla Robby the Robot Zaphod Buddha Princess Diana Prince Charles Ronald Reagan Tony Orlando John Kennedy Winnie the Pooh Garp Genghis Khan Michaelangelo Gunga Din Robert Browning Margaret Thatcher Jimmy Carter Jane Fonda Liza Minnelli Frodo Gandalf Dwalin Balin Fili Kili James T. Kirk Spock Uhura Dr. Armand Hammer % VERB Program Massacre Murder Love Magnify Debug Beautify Violate Rotate Scream Murmur Whisper Enlighten Nuke Pinch Throw Thrash Abandon Create Destroy Mount Pre-Process Compile Gestate Generate Maintain Compile Parse Fly Hasten Fornicate Frequent Approach Laminate Interrupt Herniate Signal Correlate Concatenate Write Dilate Articulate Erect Plant Rescind Plough Eat Mow Grow Grope Groan Sacrifice Idolize Jellify Adulterate Stipulate Hallucinate Support Fondle Carress Touch Descend Ascend Meditate Project Eject Incarcerate Remove Protect Tumble % PLACE Redwood City Australia Nevada Austin, Texas Magrathea Outer Space England San Franciso Castro Street Portland Seattle Boise San Francisco Statue of Liberty Eugene, Oregon Waikiki Beach Honolulu NBC Studios Burbank Ketchikan, Alaska New Jersey San Jose LA New York Orlando, Florida St. Louis Chicago Missouri Middle Earth The Shire Barsoom Planet Vulcan Fremont Airport White House Tokyo Transylvania Times Square Wall Street Stanford Shopping Center San Rafael Israel Beirut BBC Television Center Red Square Kremlin Majorca Monte Carlo Hsi-Nan Restaurant Nirvana % CODE CONST\\ CONST\\ CONST\\ CONST\\ CONST\\ CONST\\ CONST\...TRAILER\\ % TRAILER CELEB Reveals All. Exclusive Pictures Inside. NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s Offer Undeniable Proof. Photographic Evidence Offers Proof. Rare Photos Uncovered. Public Shocked. % CONST "Killer KILLER|s From PLANET ATE My BABY" SAYS CELEB. "CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAYS CELEB. "CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAY NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s. MCELEB and FCELEB Secretly Wed in PLACE, It's Official! Eating FRUIT|s Can Give You DISEASE, SAY NATIONALITY DOCTOR|s. "ET|s From PLANET Gave Me DISEASE" SAYS CELEB. "FICTCHAR Is For Real". SCIENTIST|s Come Up With Undeniable Proof. "MCELEB Is Really My Father," SAYS CELEB. "FCELEB Is Really My Mother," SAYS CELEB. CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE In Drunken Rampage. CELEB Falls NUMBER Thousand Feet Out Of AIRCRAFT...\And Survives. "ET|s From PLANET Landed In My Garden And\Ate NUMBER FRUIT|s" SAYS CELEB. FCELEB Gives Birth To NUMBERT|th BABY. RELIGION Monks Report UFFO Sighting in PLACE. Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise GHOST\From CELEB's Home in PLACE. Pet KILLER KILL|s BABY. "I Chopped My RELATIVE To Death With WEAPON," SAYS PERSON. MCELEB Sold Arms To NATIONALITY Government, SAYS RELIGION Terrorist. NATIONALITY Government Supplying Arms To RELIGION Rebels. PERSON Goes Berserk And KILL|s\NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON. FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With MCELEB:\"He Threatened Me With WEAPON". MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With FCELEB:\"She Threatened Me With WEAPON". FRUIT|s Have SPIRITUAL Powers, Say MADNESS SCIENTIST|s. PERSON Sees Face Of FICTCHAR In LUNCH. SCIENTIST|s Produce MADNESS SPIRITUAL Girl. PERSON KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON,\Then Is Acquitted By Jury. NUMBER Years For WEAPON Murderer:\"I Would Do It Again" Says PERSON. PERSON Struck By Lightning For The NUMBERT|th Time. Jury Acquits Notorious WEAPON Murderer from PLACE. "My DOCTOR Told Me To Smoke FRUIT|s,"\SAYS PERSON Following Drug Test. FCELEB's Famous Diet: "I Ate My Own BODYPART". FCELEB Pregnant With My Child, SAYS MCELEB. "I'm Pregnant With MCELEB's Child," SAYS FCELEB. RELIGION SCIENTIST Really ET From PLANET. WEAPON Murderer Survives Electric Chair For NUMBERT|th Time. MCELEB And FCELEB Seen Together In PLACE:\"Is It Love?" CELEB's Famous FRUIT Diet Really Works. TOUGH KILL|s FICTCHAR In Latest Flick. PERSON's Bizarre Claim:\"SCIENTIST|s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head". "Is there a FICTCHAR?". SCIENTIST|s Offer New Evidence. "FICTCHAR ATE My BABY", SAYS PERSON. MCELEB Kills NUMBER PEOPLE; "I thought I was TOUGH" Nude Pictures Of CELEB's RELATIVE Cause Uproar. FICTCHAR Seen In Ancient Cave Paintings, SAY SCIENTIST|s. RELIGION DOCTOR Finds Cure For DISEASE, SAY SCIENTIST|s. Weight Loss Scandal: DOCTOR Removes PERSON's BODYPART. CELEB Has DISEASE: "A PERSON Gave It To Me" NOUN Traded for Human BODYPART By NATIONALITY PERSON. MADNESS SCIENTIST|s VERB NOUN. "Drugs Are Suspected" AIRCRAFT Fends Off ET From PLANET. Astronomers See UFFO NUMBER Light-Years Away,\And Coming Our Way. PERSON Lost On PLACE Freeways For NUMBERT Days. MCELEB To Portray TOUGH In Next Flick. DOCTOR With DISEASE Allowed To Practice In PLACE. % %Kendall Auel ^ ^ /O O\ Tektronix, Inc. | V |