If I cut off your right ear, and your left little toe, do you think it might convince you to come in and pay your loan.
Have you ever met Olaf? We sometimes send him around to deadbeats like you, to collect loan payments. You don't want to meat Olaf. Really you don't.
Olaf! Here boy.
How in the world did you ever get credit at our bank. It will be a long time before we give you another loan.
I would like to mention at this point, that you owe us money. When may we expect payment?
When are you going to make your just debt right?
We loaned you that money in good faith. Now we would appreciate payment in equally good faith.
We don't bother with debtor's prison around here. We just kill you, and take all your property.
We have ways of dealing with people like you who never pay their debts.
I call upon the gods: Sutec, Ra, Horus and Liela, to pour plagues and misfortune upon you until you make a payment on your loan.
A payment on your loan today, will make these messages go away.
We think you ought to pay your loan. Or you might find us on the phone. We'll call and visit and ruin your day. We'll make you sweat until you pay. Burma shave.
We haven't heard from you for such a long time, that we thought we'd come and visit you. Where's our dough?
This is just a freindly reminder. You owe us money. Please pay. Do it now. Why wait.
If you like your eyes, do exactly as I say. Move the mouse to the loan box and click. Select repay. Enter a suitable amount. Click on OK.
Please pay your loan or you will get more poetry like this. . . Oh for the days when life was gay, and men were full of courage. But woe am I for now I cry over times when men eat porridge.
Would you mind making a payment or two on your loan.
You deadbeats are all the same. Never pay your loans. Now please make a payment.
If you don't make a payment soon, we may have to forclose on your property.
You sure aren't doing your credit rating any good. Please make a payment on your loan.
May we respectfully remind you that you owe us some dough?
Pay up your loan, or we'll break your legs.
Please, Please, Please, think about paying your loan.
Interest payments, like your mouthwash, aren't making it! Pay up now!. (Sorry Clint.)
Its time for you to make another loan payment buddy boy. You'd better do it soon!
You are in default of your loan. If you don't pay up soon, we will kill you.
We haven't seen you at the bank for a while. We would like to see you. Now. Right now.
This game can end very quickly. Would you like that? If so, continue to disregard your loan.
You had better make your loan payments in a hurry.
Our tellers are getting old and grey waiting for you to make the payments you have promised.
We are considering forclosure. Please pay now.
If we don't recieve payment from you soon, we will be forced to turn your name over to Olaf's collection agency.
Avoid the disgrace and embarassment of bankruptcy. Pay your debts now.
You would be more than just wise to pay your debts now. You might also be living longer.
I'm afraid your health is being threatened by your delinquent account. If you get my drift.
We are here to help you. How can we help you pay this loan. I am sure we could think of a way.
