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- Oh I'm so sorry. We just can't seem to find that loan for you. I hope you haven't been too inconvenienced by this. Have a nice day.
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- One look at you, and I knew you were a deadbeat. Why'd you ever think a credible institution like this would give you a loan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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- Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ho ho ha ha ha. NO DEAL! Ha ha ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ho ho ho ho.
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- This is just the very most favorite part of my job. I love telling people that they didn't get the loan. Now get lost loser.
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- We tried very hard to find a loan for you. But you are such an obvious loser that there just wasn't any way. Sorry about that.
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- If I didn't enjoy this so much, I might feel bad for you. But I don't. You don't get the loan.
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- I'm happy to say, that we wont pay. So hop on your horse and be on your way.
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- All it took was one good look, and we knew you were a schnook. No loan, no cash, no deal.
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- It gives me great pleasure to tell you that we have not approved your loan. And you are ugly too.
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- Life is tough sometimes. But you've got to go with it. Roll with the punches so to speak. No loan.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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- Well, after lots of consideration, we have come to the conclusion that you really deserve that loan. But we aren't going to give it to you.
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- OK. Loan approved. Stop in next week to pick up your check. Goodbye. (just kidding, ha ha ha)
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- So, you want a loan eh? Well lets see now. No. sorry, no.
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- God I love this. Get lost!
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