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BBB:Unanimous Verdict
From the National Statesman, Vol. 58, Feb. 1990, no. 12, we read a
testimony that is so unanimous, and so conclusive, that it can mean
only one thing--God dumped the United States in 1933, and He is not
about to pick it up again. Here is the verdict: The police say "alcohol
and gasoline make for accidents." The murderer says, "I don't know what
I did, I was drunk." The Judge says, "Alcohol makes for crime, but
doesn't excuse it." The psychologist says, "Alcohol robs a human of
reason." The doctor says, "Alcohol weakens resistance and shortens
life." The moralist says, "Alcohol and morals never kept company." The
mother says, "Alcohol robs the home of its peace." The children say,
"When father is sober, we run to meet him, when he is drunk, we run to
hide from him." The wife says, "Alcohol makes for divorce." The
undertaker says, "Alcohol speeds up my business." The dry legislator
says, "I would rather oppose my constituency than my conscience." The
pastor says, "Alcohol robbed many a soul of its eternal life." The
Bible says, "Drunkards shall not inherit the kingdom of God." Common
sense says, "If I do not take the first drink, I will never become a
drunkard." Abraham Lincoln, quoted by so many "political activists,"
and "civil rights workers" who are drunks, said, "The legalized liquor
traffic is the tragedy of civilization."
Unanimous, unless you are a lush or a bimbo.