Hello! I think I've got just the thing for you. Would you like to
Hello. I'm from Fresh & Air Ltd. For 6000 we could install one of our re-oxygenators in your restaurant. I'm sure your customers would love it.
Hello, I'm from Love & Joy Ltd. We make porn films, and we think your restaurant would make an ideal set for one of our productions. You'd only have to close for one day, and we'd pay you 10000. OK?
Hello. I'm from the Non-smokers Association. I'm sure you'd attract more customers if you banned smoking in your restaurant. Shall I put up one of our signs?
Hello. May I go round your restaurant and demonstrate our wonderful new perfume to your guests? (you would get 500 in return).
Hello, I represent the PSCI Plastic Surgery Clinic International. I could offer you a cosmetic operation for only 20000 which would improve your charisma value by 20 points.
Hello. May I distribute some of my anti-vivisection stickers?
Morning! How about replacing your boring plates with some of my green Gingham ones - only 2000 per 100?
Hello, I'm from the Health Department. We would like to test some of our genetically altered vegetables so we can see which age group will show most mutations. Top secret, of course - we would offer you 15000.
Hello, I'm from SAFE AND HARMLESS LTD. We'd like to set up an experimental nuclear reactor in your cellar; thanks to the radiation, you could save 2000 in electricity costs. Would you be interested in taking advantage of this opportunity?
Among your late Grandfather's belongings you find an ancient book called MAGIC PIZZA!!!! After you read the book, your value for cooking rises by 10 points.
Because you are always working, you are missing your regular dose of PIZZA CONNECTION. Your health value falls by 25 points.
The tax office refunds 5 DM tax from last year; however, they charge you 15 DM administration fee.
Your favourite pet rat escapes in the restaurant. Your value for dexterity rises by 15 points.
You are President of the local Association for the Rehabilitation of Failed Software Developers. Your personality value rises by 25 points.
Psst! Hey! I've got a bootleg copy of PIZZA CONNECTION! Do you want it for 5 DM?
You have won a karate course, value 1500, in a competition. As a result, you have to spend 5400 on medical treatment.
You invite your mother-in-law to spend a week's holiday at your house. Your value for courage shoots up 20 points.
You have finally read the instructions for using your pizza oven. Your value for cooking goes up by 7 points.
Would you like to donate a 500 television as the prize for the annual blind persons' hurdle race?
