Do you need a good cook? I could start tomorrow. At domestic science college I learned all about cooking.
Now I'm looking for a suitable job. Do you think you can hire me?
I haven't learned much really. After I left school, I sort of muddled through. My last job was in a fishing tackle job, sorting the maggots, so I'm used to handling meat.
Maybe you could use me in the kitchen?
I'm travelling around at the moment. I was passing through, so I thought, why not call round?
I can always use some money, and I've picked up a lot of great recipes on my travels.
I play too many computer games and I've for-gotten how to talk to people. So I thought I'd try working, and get to mix with other people.
Maybe I could work in the kitchen, or in the cellar, or...
My paintings grace the walls of all the major galleries. You can judge my work for yourself.
If you provide me with the necessary ingredients and give me free rein to express my creative abilities, I will design for you the most artistic pizzas in the world.
Oh, hello. I've been doing voluntary work in a hospital; I was in charge of emptying bed pans.
So I've had some experience of working as a waiter.
Let's get one thing clear; I don't work overtime in the kitchen. And I want paying in cash.
When do I get my first pay rise?
Are you there? Could you come a bit closer? I'm a little short-sighted. I gave up my secretarial job; could you read print as small as that?
Now I'd like to work as a waiter. Hello? Are you still there?
When I saw my friend Hilda yesterday, she said, "Carla", she said, "you should get out more and meet people", she said.
So here I am, because I want to meet people, like Hilda said. And I can cook as well.
Hi. Do you need a waiter? Actually, my husband Heinzi earns so much, I don't really need to work.
But what is a woman supposed to do all day?
I want to apply for a job as... as a pizza waiter, or whatever you call it.
I don't have any hobbies, nor a girlfriend, just my anorak.
Hey, man, wicked place you got here. My last boss was a real pain, so I split.
I like cool dudes. It'd be great if I could work here - I'm really into being a food provider.
I am 46 years old, single and have 2 goldfish. My hobbies are reading and playing the violin.
Having such refined tastes, I think I would make an ideal chef; no one can open a can better than I.
Hi y'all! I sure make some mighty fine cheese down on the farm.
I'm sure I could russle up a pizza as well.
Give me cash now, and I'll work so fast, the customers won't see me for dust!
Mmm, I just love eating pizza! I always take great care preparing and tasting the dough.
You have to keep tasting it.
Bonjours, monsieur! I make zee best pizza in ze world. I 'ave learn in ze best restaurant in la France. C'est tres bon! Bon appetit!
When I was little, I used to help my mother cook. I enjoyed it so much that I took a cookery course when I left school; I completed the course 6 weeks ago; I got top marks.
Hello. I would like to work in your restaurant. I'm not very good at cooking well, but I'm very good at waiting on tables badly.
When do I start?
Hi! I want to earn a bit of money in the holidays so I can buy a mountain bike like Beanie's.
No, I don't know much about cooking, but if you want someone to collect plates, I can do it.
