Hi, how's things? I used to work in a fruit shop, but I didn't like all the standing around; now I fancy being a waiter - that must be a real plum job!
I can just see myself running round, carrying lots of plates.
I always say you can't judge a cook by his cover charge - or something like that. I used to juggle with balls, but I've never done it with pizzas.
I could always try, though...
Pizza is the best food in the world - we won't accept anything less. We'll get rid of the competition and be top dog!
I've got a few good ideas of my own...
I have been a house-husband for the past 10 years, but now my wife has allowed me to go back to work. I'm quite an expert at cooking and changing diapers.
Why am I applying for the job? I dunno really. I've eaten pizza before, and it tasted alright.
Oh, I see, you don't want me to eat the pizzas... well, I could wait on the tables.
Certificates? Well, I got a swimming certificate when I was 10... I've been inside for the last 3 years... nothing serious, hardly worth talking about really.
I used to work in the prison canteen. I've got a reference saying my conduct was excellent; will you give me a chance?
Look, baby, I'll get your restaurant going in no time. Of course, it won't be cheap, but I can guarantee it'll be a success.
How do you do. I wonder if you might... er... that is... I run a handi-crafts course, and I was hoping to try it out on a larger scale.
Ever heard of Mike's Muesli Bar? No? Well, it doesn't matter. I went bankrupt after 10 months anyway. It turned out everyone hated Muesli.
I could place my expe-rience at your disposal. At least I could tell you what you shouldn't do - don't try to sell Muesli pizza.
Hello. Would it be possible for me to work here as a waiter in the holidays? I'm in my first year studying Nuclear Physics.
I want to be rich when I leave College.
Hiya, I mean, how do you do. I'm on holiday from school, and I want to earn a bit of money. I'm saving up to buy a dog, you see, and I don't get enough pocket money.
How do you mean, dog food? Cuddly toys don't eat anything. I always set the table at home, so I could do that here too.
Here I am, then. We've just had our tenth kid, so I'm looking for some extra cash. It's not easy feeding that many mouths, you know.
I can cook, I've got a cook book at home.
Hello, boss! I heard you were looking for somebody to help you out. Someone as busy as you needs eyes in the back of their head.
You need somebody to keep an eye on things, otherwise the staff will run riot. Not when I'm around, though; I'll make them jump to it.
I've been working in Toni's hair-dress-ing salon for the last 6 years, and now it turns out I'm allergic to all the chemicals.
That's why I always have these terrible rashes on my hands. But I get on well with customers; and you don't need training just to carry a few plates, do you?
Hi sweet-stuff! You look a real pussycat. Come on, snap me up before somebody else does.
I'll do anything you like. I dig anything spicy - and I don't mind working late. Right then, my place or yours?
Sorry I'm a bit late - my wife just wouldn't let me go.
Wait till I tell her about my new job as a manager! She'll love me even more than she already does.
Heavy plates? No problem! I can carry 10 on my neck alone. I work out with weights and do 35 squat thrusts every morning.
Psst... Hey! You! I've got to lie low for a while, so how about I come and keep an eye on your place.
I have been an accountant at Riemens for 30 years, and have worked my way up to Section Head.
It would take me no time at all to sort your invoices out and prepare a proper balance sheet.
I'm sorry to disturb you. I won't take up any more of your precious time. Nice hairstyle you have there. I would be delighted if you would allow me to work with you as manager.
I have my certificates and a reference with me. It is most kind of you to take the trouble to see me.
