Labels:text | screenshot OCR: CHRONICLE THE 20TH CENTURY NEWS IN BRIEF It goes on and on and on and on ... T he hostage situation at Dorling Kindersley has taken a new twist with the release of this photograph of the broken and desperate cap Tees. The photograph was delivered under plain cover to the U.S. Embassy via a brick hurled through the Ambassador's bedroom window. The terrorist cell are demanding a return to Chronicle-style in- depth news analysis and the abandonment of sweeping and trivializing sensati onalist chitter-chatter that today passes for responsible journalism. The hapless victims of this latest international crisis are all innocent hacks trying to earn an honest crust in the hard- Huddled together in freezing conditions, the boiled world of multi-medea, although some of them still poorbastards are nearing the end of their tether haven't cracked this speling bizness. NEWS REVIEW NEWS EXTRA Aliens land in Penge !!!!
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