The Datafile PD-CD 3/PDCD_3.iso/internet/ttfn/!TTFN/Resources/nTaglines

Text File | 1994-10-29 | 33KB | 623 lines

... 1024x768x256 - sounds like one *mean* woman!
... Answers on a postcard please to 10 Downing Street, London SW1.
... Sorry officer, I thought the amber light meant accelerate very quickly.
... Run for your life!!
... On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot.  It is a silly place.
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
... Remington, shaves as close as a blade or we send the boys round.
... Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
... Take care of the pennies and the Inland Revenue will take care of the rest.
... When I grow up I want to be a message.
... Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
... Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
... Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
... Some men are wise - some are otherwise.
... Life, don't talk to me about life.
... Syntax is another name for conscience money.
... M-O-O-N and that spells Corn Pops.
... Flash Gordon exposed himself to all sorts of danger.
... In nuclear warfare all men are cremated equal.
... This tagline is freeware, no payment should be made for it's distribution.
... Hackers do it with bugs.
... James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive.
... A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
... My other neighbour is quiet.
... (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))((((((FEELING))))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
... I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
... The truth is a virus.....
... If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
... Oh, I couldn't afford a whole new brain.
... Ok, we'll meet the meat.  That's cool!
... Wibble Wobble Fishcakes.
... I got two words for Van Gogh..'Say what?'.
... Message ends...Engage coffee making mode.
... The Eternal Triangle is usually right tangled.
... Can I stop typing in taglines now please?
... If you sold hats, babies would be born without heads.
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
... Live every day like it's your last, because someday you'll be right.
... There's nothing quite so wonderful as money.
... Pop Tarts. Perhaps the most disgusting thing you can put in a toaster.
... I was an atheist until I realised I was God.
... We all live in a yellow subroutine.
... "I see!" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
... "Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
... A pound of puppies; a college of cardinals; a bowl of weevils
... All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.
... Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
... Cookie pieces contain NO calories, breakage leaks calories.
... DO NOT BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, OR IN ANY WAY MUTILATE THIS TAGLINE
... Don't believe in astrology. We Scorpios aren't taken in by such things.
... Even if you're not, be brave, no one can tell the difference.
... Eventually land east of San Andres fault will fall into the Atlantic.
... FANATIC: one enthusastic about something you don't care about.
... FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.
... File not found.  I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
... Get 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.
... Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
... Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
... Happiness: a perfume you can't give away without getting some yourself.
... Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an Anthropomorphic Personification.
... Hmmmmmm... I'm hearing those happy gurgly noises again! :-)
... I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
... I have 240 airconditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
... I worked in a petshop and people kept asking how big I'll get.
... If Jack helped you off of a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
... If tennis elbow is painful, imagine suffering with tennis balls.
... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle em with bullsh*t.
... If you know how to organize things, you will know how to enjoy them.
... If you know, you're a genius. If you answer, you're awesome.
... Inside small problems a large problem struggles to get out.
... It's not so much how we stand as the direction we're moving.
... Journeys begin with a single step, and a decision to take it.
... Life shouldn't be an endless repetition of stale successes.
... Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
... Motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
... My economy: Hairline recession; waist inflation; deep depression.
... My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
... Neither Borrower Or Lender Be; routinely ignored by Congress.
... Never attribute to malice that which may be explained by stupidty.
... Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.
... No artist sees reality, if he did he wouldn't be an artist.
... Not genius, glory or love reflects the soul's greatness, it's kindness.
... Our Standard: Exellence; Our Goal: Perfection; Reality: Murphy.
... PARENT: Don't you understand English? HONEST CHILD: No, not fully!
... Play electronic games? You have too much time on your hands.
... President/VicePresident is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
... Screenwriters apply character personalities like Post-It notes.
... Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield?
... Smell like fish? It's a dish.  Smell cologne, leave it alone.
... Star Wars: vehicle to Carrie Fisher, Hamil and Ford to fame.
... Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
... Television is so dull that children are doing their homework.
... The characters are confused, the motivations obscure...USGOVT.
... The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get.
... The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
... The wise don't merely stalk their prey, they make the kill.
... There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
... Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
... Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.
... Visa, Visa, Viso -> I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of cash.
... Want to know the heart and mind of America? Learn baseball.
... Wanted a pair of watch dogs, named the pups Timex and Rolex.
... We all have failures. The question is, what do we do with them?
... We spend billions on games of chance, not including weddings.
... When I get a better mouse trap built, mice will be an endangered species.
... When everything is relative, even relativity loses meaning.
... When you're 70 tomorrow's yesterday before you know it was today.
... Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate!
... Wishful thinking on your part doesn't constitute reality on mine.
... You've let the lawn go too far when it requires harvesting.
... Pets just die on you, where's the fun in that?
... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
... ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
... 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
... Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
... Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
... Become a programmer and never see the world!!
... Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
... Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
... BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
... Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
... Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
... DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
... Documentation is for people who can't read.
... Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
... Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
... Hardware: The part you kick.
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
... I am not young enough to know everything.
... I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
... I entered this message just to use this tagline.
... I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
... If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
... If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
... ILLITERATE?  Write for a free brochure...
... Is thi