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MacOS Executable | 1991-05-20 | 50.1 KB | [APPL/YOW!]
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Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	MacOS Executable `(executable/macOSExecutable)`	magic	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	MacBinary `(archive/macBinary)`	fallback	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	Jesper Olsen Module `(music/jesperOlsen)`	magic	Supported
`100%`	file	MacBinary II, inited, bundle, Sun May 19 20:00:00 1991, modified Sun May 19 20:00:00 1991, creator 'YOW!', type application "Zippy", at 0x80 51099 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0xafff, map length 0x179c, data length 0xaeff, at 16 0x61746572, nextResourceMap 0x3fb248, fileRef 0x3ae, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0x1722, 21 types, 0x44415441 'DATA' * 1 resource offset 0xaa	default (weak)
`99%`	file	Adobe Photoshop Color swatch, version 0, 256 colors; 1st RGB space (0), w 0xafff, x 0, y 0xaeff, z 0 ; 2nd space (6044), w 0x6174, x 0x6572, y 0x2074, z 0x6f20	default (weak)
`98%`	file	data	default
`49%`	TrID	Macintosh Application (MacBinary)	default
`33%`	TrID	TTComp archive compressed (bin-2K)	default (weak)
`16%`	TrID	MacBinary 2	default (weak)
`0%`	TrID	Sybase iAnywhere database files	default (weak)
`100%`	siegfried	fmt/1762 MacBinary (II)	default
`100%`	lsar	MacBinary	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[APPL]`
macFileCreator	`[YOW!]`
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