A one-armed bartender_100_I'm kinda busy today. Wanna talk, you gotta pay.
AEROSPACE FIGHTER_0_Nah, I've never piloted one. Too sleazy._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
AEROSPACE FIGHTERS_0_Nah, I've never piloted one. Too sleazy._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
AIRCRAFT_0_Nah, I've never piloted one. Too sleazy._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
ALCOHOL_0_Sure, I serve it!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
ARM_1_I lost it in a 'Mech duel..._That was when I quit being a MechWarrior._ _ _Are you a pretty good MechWarrior yourself?_Too bad. You suck._Good for you!_ __
ASF_0_Nah, I've never piloted one. Too tough._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
BATTLEMECH_0_Yeah, I used to be a MechWarrior._Had to quit because of my arm._ _ _ _ _ _ __
BYE_0_Take care, m'friend!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
DRINK_0_Sure, I make 'n' mix lots of them!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
DRINKS_0_Sure, I make 'n' mix lots of them!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
FOOD_0_You can get that at a table._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
FOODS_0_You can get that at a table._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
INFANTRY_0_Yeah, I was a grunt once._That was before I became a MechWarrior._ _ _ _ _ _ __
MECH_0_Yeah, I used to be a MechWarrior._Had to quit because of my arm._ _ _ _ _ _ __
MECHS_0_Yeah, I used to be a MechWarrior._Had to quit because of my arm._ _ _ _ _ _ __
MECHWARRIOR_0_Yeah, I used to be a MechWarrior._Had to quit because of my arm._ _ _ _ _ _ __
TANK_0_Nah, I've never piloted one. Too sleazy._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
WINE_0_Sure, I serve it!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
WINES_0_Sure, I serve it!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
JOB_0_I'm a bartender, and a damn good one, even_with only one arm. Can't you tell?_ _ _ _ _ _ __
WATER_0_Water is good for mixing with some kinds of_liquor, but I generally don't serve just water_to customers._ _ _ _ _ __
TONIC_0_You like to discuss carbonated water_with lemon, lime, sweetener, and quinine?!?_ _ _ _ _ _ __
VERMOUTH_0_Sometimes I use it to cook, but it can_be taken with some other liquor for recreational_purposes, of course._ _ _ _ _ __
SCHNAPPS_0_Hey, never drink schnapps straight. You_should always mix it with something; that's the_way it was meant to be used!_ _ _ _ _ __
FUCK_0_Yes, I like to do it every so often._It gets a bit tough sometimes, though, with only_one arm to use, but I can tack on a bunch of dif-_ferent prostheses which seems to drive the girls wild!_ _ _ _ __
SHIT_0_Yes, I like to do it every so often._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
PISS_0_Yes, I like to do it every so often._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
ASS_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
ASSHOLE_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
DICK_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
CUNT_0_Yes, I like to suck on one every now_and then._ _ _ _ _ _ __
BUTT_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
BEER_0_Ho hum._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
ALE_0_Ho hum._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
WOMEN_0_I love beautiful women!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
PUSSY_0_Yes, I like to suck on one every now_and then._ _ _ _ _ _ __
MEN_0_Sorry, not interested in men._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
BITCH_1_ _ _ _ _Eh? You know one?_Oh._Oh._ __
LIQUEUR_0_Sure, I serve it!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
LIQUOR_0_Sure, I serve it!_ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
BRANDY_0_Ho hum._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
DRUG_0_Used to deal a long time ago, as a kid._Gave it up, though. It's not good for you._ _ _ _ _ _ __
DRUGS_0_Used to deal a long time ago, as a kid._Gave it up, though. It's not good for you._ _ _ _ _ _ __
PENIS_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
PRICK_0_Yes, I have one._ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
BATHROOM_1_ _ _ _ _Need to use one?_Okay. Good._Awright, in the back._ __
RESTROOM_1_ _ _ _ _Need to use one?_Okay. Good._Awright, in the back._ __
VOMIT_1_ _ _ _ _Need to vomit?_Okay. Good._Awright, in the bathroom in the back._ __
NIGHTVEIL_0_They're a big mystery to me and to everybody_else that's ever piloted a 'Mech._ _ _ _ _ _ __
NVI_0_They're a big mystery to me and to everybody_else that's ever piloted a 'Mech._ _ _ _ _ _ __
CLANS_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
HOUSES_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
KURITA_1_I heard that Lord Theodore has made a special_arrangement with NightVeil Industries_to bring in NVI 'Mechs for use by DCMS_and mercs._Know anything about NVI or their 'Mechs?_You should look around for more info, then._Good for you!_ __
LIAO_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
MARIK_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
DAVION_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
STEINER_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about them?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __
MERC_1_ _ _ _ _Are you a merc?_Oh, that's okay._You should seriously consider looking into this_NightVeil. Anything to get that fighting edge!__
MERCS_1_ _ _ _ _Are you a merc?_Oh, that's okay._You should seriously consider looking into this_NightVeil. Anything to get that fighting edge!__
MERCENARY_1_ _ _ _ _Are you a merc?_Oh, that's okay._You should seriously consider looking into this_NightVeil. Anything to get that fighting edge!__
MERCENARIES_1_ _ _ _ _Are you a merc?_Oh, that's okay._You should seriously consider looking into this_NightVeil. Anything to get that fighting edge!__
GOOD_0_These days, it's hard to figure out_who the good guys are._ _ _ _ _ _ __
EVIL_0_These days, it's hard to figure out_who the bad guys are._ _ _ _ _ _ __
COMSTAR_0_I heard that ComStar was raided by_Snord's Irregulars several years ago,_and that raid stripped ComStar of a lot of_their Star League 'Mechs and weapons._ _ _ _ _ __
COMGUARDS_0_I heard that the ComGuards tried to recover_the lostech from Snord's Irregulars, but_they couldn't take over the Irregulars'_HQ planet._ _ _ _ __
SNORD_0_Cranston and Rhonda Snord? Sure you know_of them! Where HAVE you been?_They are the commanders of the mercs,_Snord's Irregulars._ _ _ _ _ __
SNORD'S_0_Folks think they're somehow linked to_Wolf's Dragoons._They're based on the planet Clinton, I think._ _ _ _ _ __
IRREGULARS_0_Folks think they're somehow linked to_Wolf's Dragoons._They're based on the planet Clinton, I think._ _ _ _ _ __
SNORD'S IRREGULARS_0_Folks think they're somehow linked to_Wolf's Dragoons._They're based on the planet Clinton, I think._ _ _ _ _ __
DCMS_0_You don't look like regular DCMS issue..._You're obviously a merc._ _ _ _ _ _ __
BATTLETECH_0_Some sort of combat system developed_by FASA Corporation. How they could pre-_dict the future is anybody's guess,_but they were sooo right!_ _ _ _ __
ARM OF THE DRAGON_0_Great game, I've been told._Written long ago by some physician,_right?_ _ _ _ _ __
AOTD_0_Great game, I've been told._Written long ago by some physician,_right?_ _ _ _ _ __
AOTP_0_Sequel to Arm of the Dragon..._Great game, I've been told._Written long ago by some physician,_right?_ _ _ _ __
STAR LEAGUE_1_ _ _ _ _Know anything about it?_Too bad._Good for you!_ __