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README.1ST
UNCLE RHINO'S SHORTS
Version 1.02
A collection of short works by the Rabid Rhino.
WARNING!
This program contains ample amounts of a certain
property that may affect you personally. Silliness. I
confess, I did it on purpose.
What you are about to read is very important. I
really didn't want to tell you but, in all fairness, I
felt I had to. Please do not be disappointed. Sit back a
moment, take a deep breath and relax.
Okay?
TO ALL PERSONAL COMPUTER
HOBBYISTS, MAVENS, BUFFS, & OTHER EXPERIENCED USERS
As anybody knows, a publicly distributed disk without
a README.1ST file is practically unheard of. To publish a
disk without such a file would be an affront to every
computer buff worthy of his/her floppy drive. Firing up a
new disk without some sort of READ.ME, README.1ST, or
README.TXT file would, at the very least, make the
experienced computer user feel quite uncomfortable. This
is the very reason that I have included this file. To
help you feel a little more normal. Otherwise this file
is totally useless.
Furthermore, the information on this disk is neither
ARCed, PAKed, compressed, condensed, encoded, encrypted,
LBRed, LHZed, picked, PXK'd, zigged, zagged, zipped,
zapped, nor ZOOed.
My sincere apologies if you are offended.
If you are a Personal Computer neophyte and maybe by
accident stumbled across this file and are lost and
confused by all the previous jargon, relax. You are now
reading one of the easiest disks I know of. As my kids
tell me, chill out.
HOW TO OPERATE THE UNCLE RHINO'S SHORTS PROGRAM FROM HERE
(In three easy lessons.)
Lesson One
When your screen shows A:\> type the word RHINO
Lesson Two
Press the Enter button.
Lesson Three
Let go!
Happy Reading!