*Murphy Law:++If anything can go wrong, it will.|0@*Murphy's Law Extended:++If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.|0@*Murphy's Law Revisited:++ Opportunity knocks at the least opportune moment.|0@*Murphy Law Strikes Again:++ You always find something in the last place you look.|0@*Murphy's Observation:++ The other line always moves faster.|0@*Murphy's Law of Zoos:++The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.|0@*Murphy's Law of Photography:++The best shots happen immediately after the last picture in the roll is taken.|0@*Murphy's Law of Business:++The client who pays the least complains the most.|0@*Murphy's Law Of Laboratory Work:++Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.|0@*Murphy's Law of Computers++A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.|0@^Murphy's Law of Accounting:++Trail balances don't+Working capitol doesn't+Liquidity tend to run out+Return on investments won't.|0@*Murphy's Law of Fatigue:++A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.|0@*Murphy's Law of Class Scheduling:++If the course you wanted most has room for 'n' students, you will be the 'n plus 1' to apply.|0@*Murphy's Lament:++Fools rush in - and get the best seats.|0@*Murphy's Law of Sailing:++No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.|0@*Murphy's Law of Fishing:++The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer.|0@*Murphy's Law of Sportsmanship:++The one who least wants to play is the one who will win.|0@*Murphy's Law of Life's Highway:++If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.|0@^Murphy's Law of Consumerology:++If it's good, they discontinue it.+If the shoe fits, it's ugly.|0@^Murphy's Law of Mechanical Failures:++Washing machines breakdowns during the wash cycle.+All break down occur on the plumber's day off.|0@*Murphy's Law of Cleanliness:++A child will not spill on a dirty floor.|0@*Murphy's Law of Television:++If there are only two shows worth watching, they will both be on at the same time.|0@*Murphy's Law Philosophy:++Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.|0@*Gresham's Observation on Murphy's Law:++Murphy was an optimist!|0@*Murphy's Law of Science:++If an experiment works, then something has gone wrong.|0@^Murphy's Law of Natural Course:++Anything that begins well, ends badly.+Anything that begins badly, ends worse.|0@*Murphy's Law of Research:++Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of+pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other+variables, the organism will do as it damm well pleases.|0@*Murphy's Law of Ownership:++If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.|0@*Murphy's Law of Bicycling:++no matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.|0@*Murphy's Law of Computer Programming:++Any given program, when running, is obsolete.|0@*Murphy's Law:++When all else fails, read the directions.|0@*Murphy's Law of Research:++If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.|0@*Murphy's Law of Discovery:++All great finds are made by mistake.|0@^Gresham's Law:++Trivial matters are handled promptly.+Important matters are never solved.|0@*Murphy's Law of Credit:++In order to get a loan you must first prove that you don't need it.|0@*Murphy's Law of the Great:++When somebody you admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch.|0@*Captain Penny's Law:++You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool MOM.|0@
