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Vera that's a girls name
If it was good enough for my mother its good enough for me
x Are you waiting for someone?
x What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?
x Goodbye
x Wisecracks like that are bad for your health
x No it's just the way I'm standing
x Who's asking?
x Simon the sorcerer
x Guybrush Threepwood
x Bud Tucker
x The guy who just asked the question
x Sorry wrong game
x Bud Tucker? sounds a bit rude
x Sod off!
There's a book in here!
x Are you going to a fancy dress party?
x Have you seen a little professor on your travels?
x Can you direct me to Big Al's?
x What are you doing here?
x You know what they say, if you can't fight wear a big hat
x No.
x What do you think I am a policeman?
x I'm waiting for some guy's, they're going to fit a smoke detector.
x What do you want kid?
x Excuse me.
x Yeah! Leave me alone.
Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
I guess I better find another way out of here
No! there's not really any point.
I can't do that!
Somebody's been tampering with the Saved Game files!
Walk to Seedy Street
Walk to the mall
Walk to the park
Walk to the museum
Walk to the docks
Return to game
Success!
Hi there, Mr Shifty! How you doing?
Hi, Tony whats cooking?
Mr Shifty?, The name's Tony, kid, and don't you forget it!
Hey! Cut off his legs and call him shortie. It's the low-down bum again
I'm looking for for a buddy of mine
It says medium on my shorts, but I'm not physic. Whatsee look like?
A bit like a professor
White coat, glasses, red hair
Like a favourite uncle with brains
Yeah, which bit looks like a professor?
Hey man, this is a matter of life or death, have you seen him?
I never had no uncle, I'm an only child
Yeah, I seen a red-head couple of hours ago
Really! Bushy red hair, glasses?
No, this guy had a red head but no hair
You were an only child?
That must have been rough?
Yeah, just me and my twin brother and my three sisters
Sure was. Ever tried wearing hand me downs of your dads?
Er.. Look about the professor?
Did I mention my six older brothers?
The professor!
Sorry kid, I ain't seen him
Sure have, and my dad was shorter than me
Look about the professor, have you seen him?
You must be emotionally deranged?
That figures
My mother was so small, she was almost invisible
Yeah, and between them they produced Tom Thumb
Gosh! Is that the time must dash
Maybe, maybe not. What's it worth?
A ticket to see Des O'Connor
My great grandmother's false teeth
I'll give your name to a double glazing salesman
Sorry, I'm not into horror movies
It's not what you call hard currency is it kid?
Threats don't scare me kid
Well, it was worth a try. See you around
Kid, I see all sorts round here. Does he have any unusual features?
Teeth like stars
Really blue eyes
Big sticky-out ears
Yeah the sort that come out at night
One blew to the left the other to the right
Oh, F.A. cup head
You've seen him
Sorry kid, I haven't
Right, thanks anyway. Catch you later
I'm Sophia Loren, so shut uppa you face
OK, Ethel Scuffamaggot. See you round sometime
What ya doing out here?
I'm a street salesman, kid. Wanna buy something?
That depends
I'm looking for a nice tie, have you got any?
Do I get a guarantee?
Not right now, thanks, maybe later
Depends on what?
On what your selling
I sell it all, kid
So what have you got?
Apples, pears,
Ugly brown bears,
Dice, lice,
Blind mice,
Boats, flies
Pies and ties,
Coats, floats
I even sell goats. I got it all kid. What do ya want?
Not quite sure, I'll have a think about it
Tell me about the tie again
Yeah! I guarantee I'll sell you a tie
Er.. I'll have a think about it
You know where I am if you need anything
Ties.. I got ties..
Great I'll take one
Slow down, kid. I'm gonna need some of that folding stuff
Whats the price of your ties?
Would you consider part-exchange?
I'll have to start saving. Bye
I'm having a one day sale, so 1,312 dollars and 28 cents, plus tie tax
Can I pay by instalments?
What's tie tax?
That's big bucks considering you have a sale on
Yeah, well the sale doesn't start till next week
Look it's simple, using the pro-active nature of the fiscal market..
Right.. I..
.. in a negative sum gain situation the financial tie index..
But.. but..
.. is linked directly into inflationary measures designed to..
I.. I.. Don't fell well
.. rip off anyone buying a tie
I'm sorry I asked. I think I'll go for a little lie down now
Yep! Using my easy pay, single instalment scheme
Part-exchange! Yeah sure, I'll exchange a tie for a little Gold bullion..
.. diamonds or krugerrand's
You must have something that I can afford
Look kid, I'm a little hungry, get me something to eat and we'll see
So, what would you like to eat?
I'd give my teeth for a sticky bun
Where's the best place to get a sticky bun?
I've got no money. I'm broke
Do you want a bun with a cherry on top?
How about a sticky bun shop
I've got a few questions about that sticky bun
Hurry up kid, I'm losing my appetite
Yeah, and lots of icing and even more cherries
Then you'll have to beg, steal or borrow
OK, I'll be right back
Hey dinner is served. Here's the bun you wanted.
About time too! You're not exactly fast food
No tie. No bun
Here you are. A Polynesian Polka dot it matches your face
I don't need a brain, I've got a good one thanks
Do you think I could get locked up for owning an offensive tie?
Is this tie in fashion?
Then you must be a glutton for punishment
Don't talk like a dip-stick. That tie's a one-off
It sure was, back in the 60's it represented love and peace, man
Why do you say that?
Ain't nobody ever bought stuff off Tony twice
There's a first time for everything. Even for you peanut brain
Get lost kid, you're giving Tony the hump!
Sure is, and you're one-short.. one short of a full load
A one-off, ha.. ha.. one-off where?
Haven't you heard on the Citizen's charter?
Oh yeah, well you're the one who bought it
Hey Tony, how you doing man?
One-off the back of your tee-shirt
Well thanks for the fashoin designer speech. See you
Yeah, the boat leaves in an hour, be on it kid
Yeah, I've read the book
Love and peace! That never worked
Yeah, the ties as colourful as your lies
That's War and Peace. Num-skull
Don't knock it kid. The era brings back some fine memories
It's not as colourful as your face will be if you don't beat it
The woman burnt their brassieres. Men burnt their socks,
Hey Tony never had it so good. Business was booming
Yeah, thanks for the sales pitch. Catch you later
Yeah I think I've read that too!
Sure, by Tolstoy!
Thats the way kid, you keep burning shoes leather, its good for business
Although I'm fresh outta brains
You shouldn't think so much. You'll wear your brains out
How come you're a book-worm all of a sudden?
Yeah I can see the effect it's had on you
I'll bear that in mind. Catch you later
I've got the I.Q. of a genius. Yours must be that of a maggot
Yo, Tony, you still got the hump with me?
Everyone loves a smart alec, except me. Now beat it kid?
Master Tucker returns. Ahh!!! What is that I smell
Well, if it's not the flowers or the smell of food, on of us is in trouble
The smell can only mean one thing.... MOOOoooo!!
Mad cow disease! You shouldn't eat so much beef then
Can you help me? I'm looking for a friend of mine
What are you doing out here?
I hardly think so, I haven't eaten beef for ages
Sure get stuck into this man
Thank you kind Sir, please come into my home and we will talk
The hunger pains are bad today, You haven't a little food have you?
I may have something. Er.. What was your name again?
The name is Royston
Starving young Sir, starving
What's that noise?
It's the sound of hunger, I haven't eaten for days. Have you any food?
Have you seen my friend the professor?
Boy like you has a friend?
Hey! I have lots of friends
I have friends coming out of my ears
About the professor..?
I don't need this abuse. Goodbye
Yeah and Vera is a Zebra
Well stripes are very slimming
Look about the professor?
Vera think boy trying to be funny. Boy want taught a lesson
Er..Look must dash I think I've left the gas on
Is boy's friend a member?
I don't think so. You're not exactly MENSA
Boy want to see doctor about that
And I know a brain specialist for you
Look about my friend the pr