Sometimes I assume the role of the romantic and remember all the physiological responses that accompanied physical interactions. I recall slurred speech and the imposing fingers of overzealous creatures hungry for the tactile pleasures. I develop intimate relationships daily across long distances. I say things like, "Hey Amsterdam I am touching myself here..." At times I am a 5 year old girl with patent leather shoes, other times I am the bouncer at a club called "DIC'S COLLISION". Someday I will dye my hair and use a multitude of styling products and appear just right at via CU-SEEME software and talk with you and those whose pheromones you hold familiar.