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W H Y
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Here are a few things to think about
that you may have never thought
about:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be
before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents
in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get
stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a
square box?
What disease did cured ham actually
have?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept
like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON
TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while
you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties"
plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive
in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island
can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to
buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Why did you just try singing the two
songs above?
In the case of olive oil, what does
"Extra Virgin" mean?
Why do you park in a driveway, but
drive on a parkway?
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