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JANUARY
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NEW YEAR'S DAY:
The day for making resolutions -
the day before breaking them.
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UKRAINIAN CHRISTMAS:
Russian Orthodox Christmas.
Based on the Gregorian Calendar.
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WON-DER DAY:
The day Willie won a lottery- - -
A one-way trip to Mars.
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FRIDAY - 'THAT' DATE:
A good day to stay in bed.
Why didn't you?
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MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY:
The birthday of a great American with
a Constitution Preamble-based dream.
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BOOB DAY:
The day Willie invested all his money
in a buggy-whip factory - in Tasmania.
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IMPOSSIBLE MISSION DAY:
The day Willie finally figured out
how to set the time on his VCR.
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MIRACLE DAY:
The day Willie passed his driving
test. After 30 attempts.