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How do you spell RELIEF?
R E L I F E
R E L E E F
R E L E I F
No more "DISPUTE?'S GAZELLE"!
d
Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?
Your nose
A banana
Go fly a kite!
#$%&*#$ #$#%% $$#$ *#$$!
d
What is the answer to this question?
Choice A
Choice B
Choice C
Choice D
c
Which is not the answer to this question?
Choice C
Choice C
Choice A
Choice C
c
Which choice is above or below the correct choice for this question?
Choice B
Choice D
Choice C
Choice A
c
What was the answer to question #3?
Choice A
Choice B
Choice C
Choice D
c
What will the answer to question #8 be? (This is to test for precognition.)
Choice A
Choice B
Choice C
To get to the other side.
c
What was the answer to the last question, and will also be the answer to the next one?
Choice A
Choice B
Choice C
3.141592654
c
Was I really correct when I said that the answer to this one is the same as the last? If not, why?
Yes
No, because I'm a liar.
No, because the dog ate the answer.
No, because I have a lousy memory.
b
What is the number of this question?
#1
#42
#10
#999
c
Aren't you getting sick of these idioticquestions?
Yes
No
Maybe
Don't pick this choice!
a
Should you always believe what you read?
Yes. This is not the correct answer.
No. This isn't correct, either!
Yes, except for this sentence.
Never believe what you read. By the way, this is the correct answer!
b
Don't these stupid quizzes seem to drag on forever?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
a
How many questions are left in this quiz?
Only one more!
6.
32.
1,000,000.
b
How many mistakes are in the following sentence: 'Their are three misteaks in this sentence.'
One
Two
Three
Four
c
How do you spell RELEIF?
R E L I E F
R E L E I F
R O L A I D S
R I L E E F
a
<Sorry. Due to technical difficulties we are unable to present the question.>
Valley Forge
The Alamo
Fargo, North Dakota
Olivia Newton-John
d
Okay, here's an easy one for a change. What is the SPRQULZQVVWK OF QWERTYUIOP?
ASJDIF IDRERU
ERER UIUDIF
JVEIRER WERWERW
ASJDI DIFFERER
b
Who is dumbest?
Me, for writing this quiz
You, for not hitting RUN/STOP RESTORE by now
The publisher of DISPUTE?'S GAZELLE for accepting this.
A TRS-80 owner
d
Is this the last question?
Yes
No
I don't care. I'm pulling the plug if there are any more dumb questions like this.
None of the above
a